the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

I am not sure but I think this may be the only strip club in the area. It looks all fancy on the outside, but it looks more like an average size neighborhood southern joint on the inside.

The best thing about this club is the girls. I would probably rate them 6-9, mostly 7s, good amount of 8s, about two 9s. And I was pleasantly surprised by how toned almost all of them were. I would guess half were from out of the country, but they seemed to have lived in the states for awhile. Unfortunately I didn't get a chance to meet any actual southern women (from Carolinas or Georgia), but I am sure there were around.

The dances were nothing to write home about. Table dances are $15 which can be done right at your table or in this raised area to the left of the stage. One way contact, and only their knees, shins and hands touch you, and the dance is clean. The VIP dances are upstairs in a balcony area with several couches. The dancers can sit and grind on your there, but there is not much else. There is a guy overlooking those VIP dances. Each dance is $35 and so not worth it when compared to the rest of the country where the same kind of dance is just $15-$20, but hey, you don't seem to have any other options in this area. One good thing is, the song length was pretty good, averaging 4 minutes a song.

With all that said, I did end up spending a bunch of time and money in VIP with this one girl who was real hot. Her name starts with an A, mid-20s, cute face, well built body, sexy accent, you can't miss her with her really long flowing blonde hair. She gave clean dances, but very sensual and playful.

I am sure there are some girls here that know how to break the strict rules a little bit, but I just didn't happen to meet them tonight.

I will be back.


This place has the classy look of clubs where the dancers wear evening gowns and they ignore you unless you are tossing around hundreds, but it’s not quite like that. Dancers during the off season (and summer is off-season for big spending golfers) aren’t quite as classy as during golf season. On a summer Friday night there’s only a few customers and maybe 10 dancers who would be mostly ignored when all the traveling girls are here. Unfortunately dance prices are just as steep during the slow summer and I mean steep. A dance at your table is $15 and none of these girls have any interest in making change. If you want a “couch” dance, it’s $35 on a couch in an open room with the birddog watching every move. At least you’re much more likely to get change.

Drink prices are typical for a tourist type strip club, high. But you can get several drinks for the price of one couch dance. Having a few drinks while watching the stage show was pretty enjoyable. When it’s busy I would think that the table dances are pretty good but certainly nothing too extreme.

The place is actually kind of small but parking is easy and the chairs are comfortable. It’s smoke free as are all bars on the island but the smokers can step outside and chat with the smoker dancers. They also have a pool table but there are better places to play pool. If you’re on the island and want the strip club experience it’s not too bad, but there are better things to do on Hilton Head.


Went here again on my annual gofl trip with the guys...Tanya is still the bomb! They now have a cabaret style show which is very entertaining and pretty cool...it doesn't go on until around midnight and it's only one song but it is different! The guys enjoyed the club as well as we went 3 nights out of 4..Angel is also a dancer worth talking to but her dances aren't as high milage as Tanya's. this will be haunt everytime I come down to HH as the girls are consistently 7 and above.

This place gets better and better! Hadn't been since last October and was remembered by several of the dancers from my last trip. The quality of the women continues to go up and up..there was only 1 girl below a 7 and the rest were 7-9's, with one 10 milling about. The place was packed at 9 on a Thursday night...golf season is in full swing! They even had 5 girls get up on stage and perform a cabaret style show...very good! For the unitinitiated there are 2 types of dances, a $20 table dance, mostly air, and a $35 "VIP" dance upstairs where the girl can touch you and if you have the right girl you might get some touching in as well...be aware, this is a topless only club...girls to seek out would be Rachel and Tanya...both give exceptional dances. Trinity is great as well. I will definitely be going back here in 3 weeks on my next trip down!

Revisited this club on a recent trip to HHI...it had been 5 months since my last visit and the place hadn't changed much. It was a Thursday night and a bit slow so at I sat at the bar and bided my time. The talent there was all 7 and above with a few 9's wandering around...where do they find these girls? Well, Eastern Europe and Russia it would appear...just about every girl who approached me was from these areas and they were stunning. There were a few local girls, i.e. Savannah and Atlanta and they were smoking as well. The Atlanta girl even remembered my name from my last trip into the club...very impressive! The couch dances, while expensive at $35 (for topless only) will definitely vary by girl....the Russians give great couch while the Atlanta girl, Carey, as cute as she is, didn't do it for me. I guess we can't really complain as it's really the only option in town as Club Paradise around the corner can't compare in terms of quality or quantity...

I visited HHI on a business trip last week. I dropped in on this club and found it entirely decent, given that it is strictly hands off. There was a mix of dancers on the first night, Monday night, and it included some Eastern European girls, one from Budapest and one from Russia. There was no cover on Monday night, and a very pretty lady was giving massages, either at your table in the bar, or at her massage chair in the lobby/entrance way.

The quality of the dancers is high in appearance, and variable in ethnicity and personality. The two nights I was there showed basically all in the 6.5 to 9 range. More at the high end than the low end of the range.

There is a main bar and stage area, where dances are largely air, and 15$, and an upstairs couch area where dances are $35. That's right, $35 for one hands off dance. Like everything else on HHI, it is expensive. That is the bad news.

The good news is that several of the ladies made the hands off experience quite good and stimulating. Both of the aforementioned ladies did an excellent job of making the hands off dances very stimulating and rewarding experiences. Lots of nice views and quality rubbing of body parts on body parts. I recommend Destin (?) the massage lady to get the kinks out from your golfing, and then Pearl from Russia to leave you with happy thoughts on the couches. I don't remember the name of the lady from Budapest, but she was blond, very well built, and also good on the couch. There is a danger here, however.

I returned to the club two nights later. I returned after looking in on Club Paradise, see review there. Neither Pearl, nor the lady from Budapest from Monday were there. Instead, I got another couch dance from a very pretty, tall, somewhat more slender blonde from Budapest. Her $35 couch dance was much less stimulating. Only had one, and couldn't recommend her. Unfortunately, I don't remember her name either. However, there is more good news from Wednesday night. Anastasia and Jamie Lee, both lovely and well assembled were really fun on the couches. Anastasia (I think) was originally from Boston, has a great personality, and puts body on body very nicely on the couches. She's brunette, youngish, and is both personable, humorous, and highly recommended. Jamie Lee recently moved to Savannah, is a student of the history there, and has experience in Vegas as a dancer. She is a bit more mature, but still young, very pretty in a Vegas way, and highly accomplished at couch stimulation. Both of these ladies are built in a way that would make you stop and take notice if they walked by you on the street in jeans and a blouse, and probably gawk if it were jeans and a crop top.

So go, and enjoy and budget high, cause you're on HHI.

Greygolfer

Visited this club twice on my annual golf trip to HH. They have renovated the club and the place feels bigger now. The bar is now in the back, against the wall, where previously it had been right in front of you as you walked in. My guess is they di this so more people would watch the girl on stage...they have only 1 girl on at a time and they only have the main stage...the pressure for LD's seemed relatively low as most of the girls were sitting at tables talking to one another or an occasional patron. There are two types of LD's, $25 and $35. $25 is basically air dancing at your chair...for the $35 you go upstairs to the VIP area and sit on these leather couches. I had dances from 3 different girls all with different levels of contact, ranging from light to pretty darn good...the girls, I would say, range from 7-8, and there was a 9 and 10 there that night...the 10 gave the best lap dance..tall blonde but can't remember her name..sorry guys.

Visited the club last Thursday night around midnight. There were probably 30-40 dancers, most very attractive (7-9). They danced 2 dances on stage, topless. Patrons were mostly middle age golfer types, and many were buying table dances, which were $30 for no contact dances. I didn't buy any, because the value didn't seem to be there. Admission was $10, and beer was $4. The club has a very nice atmosphere, is clean and well-decorated. However, it was not what I was looking for.

I hadn't been to this club for two years. Quite a change. They now have a VIP room upstairs. Not alot of supervision up there. Most of the dancers are 8's or better. A long legged blond, Madison, will make sure you have a good time. The service was good but count your change. Trinity, a very pretty brunette, is a petite knockout. She has plenty of attitude

Great club. Came here from Charleston. The quality of girls is way above-average for a strip club. The lap dances were well worth the money. I will be be back.

Im confused this club must have gone down hill over night after reading these reviews. Went in on Sat. night and couldnt believe my eyes. There were about 15 girls working and twenty customers ,after I left. The inside is filthy. Hell if a health inspector went into the bathroom this place would be condemed. Toilets were full of cigerette butts and beer bottles. And the fresh smell of Urine, Thanks but no thanks, Ill go elsewhere!

Okay, so this is the first exotic dance club I've ever been to. Yes, I'm a chic, and I went with my husband... but all I can say is.... IT WAS HOT!

I had two lap dances and my hubby had one. Made me wet!

The bartender needed a bit of people skills. Most of the dancers were awesome, I only saw two girls that did nothing for me. All the others were very sexy.

I would highly recommend this club. It was very classy and tasteful.

If you want to go to a club where there are beautiful women, great stages and good drink service - this is your club. However the table dances are air only and you don't get anything for your tips except a smile. This is an absolute classy place, no touch or you're out. Mostly a place for the golfers to unwind a little during the spring and fall golf trips. Nice club but if you want a will time you're at the wrong place. Some new clubs have opened on the road between Savannah and Hilton Head that are no alcohol and propably more like some of the Tampa clubs if that's what interests you. This Club used to be Thee Dollhouse and it's not easy to find but nice safe parking, valet available.

Stopped by the club this evening about 8:30; $10 cover which is waived if you get a coupon out of the local weekly giveaway newspapers. Bar is directly in front of the entrance. Main stage is on your left as you enter. Beer is about $5 with tip and water was $2.75 plus tip. Appeared to be about 8 dancers; all but one were extremely attractive. As far as beauty of the dancers a strong eight but I had 2 dances that were all air. I mean absolutely zero contact. I guess I am spoiled from my forays to S. Fla, Tampa, and Niagara Falls but table dances are topless for $15 and VIP's are $35 and the two girls were good dancers but I like a little cuddling and stroking, I guess. Stayed long enough to finish my cigar but no comparison to The Masters Club in Myrtle Beach or many of the clubs in Fla. I would assume club is much better during Heritage PGA week or in summer.

Went last night (Friday) about 9:30. The club was crowded and you had trouble getting any attention from the dancers...just too many guys.

The two for one dances were shortened.

Downstairs dances were mostly all air. Upstairs was ymmv but the girls worked hard to please. Absolutely no touching, just forget about it.

I had a couple dances from a girl from Columbia. She had a knockout, all natural figure, call it a 9+.
Before she started dancing she asked how aggresive should she be. I told her to do anything she wanted and I enjoyed 2 excellant friction dances on the upstairs couches.

Went back again last weekend. My Guy and I had a great time. Ask for Suzi. She has no taboos and the perfect body. She was not shy AT ALL with my man nor I!!!!!

I have had a house on HHI for almost five years, so naturally I visit Thee Diamond Club. It is a nice atmosphere and there is usually good music playing. The recently added VIP upstairs is great and also reasonably priced. Most of the dancers have been there for at least a year (some up to four years), so there is a good chance they will remember a repeat patron. My favorite is a sweet southern belle named Brooke...if you are ever in Hilton Head you should definitely find her! She is smart, funny, and one hell of a dancer. As a matter of fact, I'm going to see her tomorrow!!

Been a regular here for years (I have a place in HH). Decent bar, generally a good selection of attractive girls, some who have worked there for 2 - 4 years. The upstairs - VIP is expensive ($35) per but typically worth the price. Best during the Heritage/early spring golf season. Good bar, no hassles, pretty girls, and some intense upstairs action available.

Awesome Club!!!! The girls are all HOT! As a former dancer myself, all too many times clubs dont have high hiring standards, or bad management which make for lousy entertainment (read fat, ugly,untalented). This club is truly top of the line. All you golfers, if you are going to be playing anywhere near Hilton Head this spring check this place out. It is definately worth the money!!!

I worked in the Diamond Club off and on over the years and it is by far the best club I have ever worked in. The girls are gorgeous, the music full of energy and the cocktail waitresses (especially Paula) are cute and fun. They offer $35 lap dances and $15 table dances. There is a bouncer watching the lap dancing but they are there more for our sake than anything. They are just doing their job. So if youre ever down in Hilton Head, make sure to stop by and say hello! My favorites are Victoria, Krista, Layla and Desiree.....Go find one and get a dance!