the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

good club once they get dancers up. dont go early like before 10 unless you wanna sit and stare at empty stage. once the dancers got on stage there are soem gorgeous women. a nice mixture of women white, black, hispanic, and asian.

Tonight this club gets a 5. Fellas, gals, patrons abound, as I've stated at least a dozen times before, this club still has all of the elements to go leagues beyond places like Savannah's Gentleman's Club, Uncle Harrys, & S Carolina's Temptations and Showboat, but yet still fails so badly due to absolutely no focus and poor nightly management. It still has the best layout, stages, lighting, prettiest girls, etc. But what do they do with it? Harness it? Direct it? No. They just pray people will continue to drop in and particularly little thug wannabees and redneck children that have just never seen a pair of tits or a thonged ass closeup. And you know what? The dancer's know all of this. But does much knew happen? No. Lose the tv screens. No one watches them. Or put porn on them or videos or just focus cameras on the stages and show the dancer's on the screens. They're useless. No one and I mean no one is there to watch sports or keep up on the latest scores. I've been going to this club for 4 years now and I've never once seen anyone "glued to the set." The pool tables are okay but lackluster placement and overlighting creates bad glares and diffuses the "illusion" of the place. The bathrooms are deplorable and smell so bad its embarrassing. It makes the beautiful women degraded. C'mon. Glitz them up. Make them something more than holes to piss and dump in. The layout of the rooms overall should be more consistent. The VIP rooms are okay, but the champagne rooms are a waste of space. They don't get used much and if that's the case, they should be areas that all can enjoy and if they then get turned into VIP room via the $$$, then draw the curtains and partition them off. Otherwise they just sit idle and yet are the more interesting spaces. Their "feel" should be repeated throughout the club. I suppose my complaints really more about the glaring differences. Some nice people. Really nice people. Pretty girls that are engaging and work hard and then some not so. Everything is just kind of wishy washy and you never know what is really going to happen in the place or what kind of place that it is. The customers are confused by it to. Its just "whatever" in the end and that's too bad. And again, its sad because if they "stepped it up", The Gold Club (change the name please!) could take the lead and leave the others far behind in the area. The others would be out of business plain and simple. Hire a dance teacher and show instructor. Get a costume person that changes the girls out and is there as much as possible. Please for god's sake alternate the music and don't just leave it strictly up to the girls. Let the DJ have more power now and then. Oh, and a final "complaint". The most unprofessional and taboo thing a strip club can do to itself (and this one is plenty guilty) is letting dancer's boyfriends or girlfriends follow them all night long like lost puppydogs. Or for that matter, the bartender's beaus. Don't these people have lives other than their significants that work there? Its so plenty obvious and it fucks with the illusion of the place plain and simple. Its like having a woman on a ship full of men --- bad ju ju man. Tell them they can come in once a week for an hour or two and then they've got to scat. The customer picks up on this and you know what? WE don't want to hear about your beau or your gal . Its retarded and so low low brow. I do wish to add that the food here is largely very good and I might add that at one time they had an excellent, and I mean excellent dinner selection and breakfast buffet on Sat & Sun mornings. No shit. The food was incredible and that's saying alot for such a hodunk area.

This club used to be great when it was Sebastian's. There are some good and bad points about the club. Walking into the club I was searched by the bouncer (a first for any Savannah area strip club!).

After paying the $10, I was yelled at and reminded that this is a Gentleman's club and reminded that gentlement tip the door girl. I noted that when I used to come there the door gilr was paid a portion of the tips and was unaware of the new policy.

First, the women average 5-8, but there was really no "10", but there were a few girls that thought they were a 10. Second, drinks were reasonably priced and poured well. Third, the girls were not that good at hustling dances, but they tried.

Prices...are still reasonable at $25 a 1-song lap dance. I had three girls dance, a hot little girl (Somoan) with a KOBE tattoo on her back, a hot American girl of African descent...HOT named Secret, and a 6' tall blonde named Desire that could neither give a good lap dance or give a massage that would be anwhere near desirable.

The Kobe girl was great, gave a great lap dance, and was a sweetie.
Secret was just amazing. I rarely have had such a good lap dance...she was AMAZING.
The Amazon princess was, well, terrible. Looking at her body and face I really expected a great lap dance.

The "Champagne Rooms" were rip-offs that screamed rip-off. It used to be that you could get 1/2 hour for $100. Now it is something like $200 for 1/2 hour.

The bouncers were all over the place like flies on a warm cow pattie. They did not give the girls much lattitude to sit and chat, which is key to getting a customer.

I have unfortunately found a club that I can give a rating of 1. It is an absolute joke and you would be better staying at home. Paid $10 to go into this club on a Tuesday night - there was one girl (actually from a distance I am not sure she was a girl) in the whole place. I actually wanted to give this a club a zero but have to start at 1. Total nightmare - I promise you !

...if you happened to walk into the club last week you would have seen Ron Jeremy (clothed, fortunately). Yes, last week "The Hedgehog" frequented the Coastal Empire's Gold Club.

I don't think this counts as a review, but if Ron Jeremy is in a club, it has to be good. I still miss my regular girls...but when I lived in Savannah and went frequently with friends, bachelor parties, etc...I was 7 years younger. ...and 7 years is a long career for a dancer.

Gang---hate to be the one to make the claim---but hey, no one has tried to give this club props as much as I===just look at my past reviews. But this place feels like a sinking ship. Sure, now that Savannah has outlawed 18-20 year olds in their clubs, this place is probably seeing more biz, but doesn't mean they feel motivated to clean up their act now does it? (Answer--no, it doesn't). Good man Calvin is still there looking desperate for a good job. I'm not sure what they're waiting for---some magical moment when suddenly people will go crazy for their place? I hear they're hoping to hold out until the place becomes a casino, but South Carolina legislation has yet to make this happen. Its too bad that they're holding a candle for that one when they could be the busiest place in town or the area. I think my biggest complaint this go around, was mostly the bathrooms smelling high hell of piss. It was disgusting. Don't they realize that its all in the details. They need an interior designer badly. I don't see it happening but you never know really. Might happen. Again, attention club owners of the area---with a little hard work, you can steal everyone's business in town. No one is even breaking a sweat. They're all just banking on dufus and his 5 brothers to come in for the "tits and ass" revue with nothing else happening. They all wonder why they're just doing mediocre....its called 5 clubs in the area all doing mediocre. The beauty of the Gold Club's potential are the state laws and their freedoms. This place can stay open until the crack of dawn and if they would just up their own anty, they could have a stellar place. Otherwise everybody, including this club, tastes like flat soda.

A group went here a few weeks ago on a Thursday night. In the past it had been a pretty good club to go to. The best looking girl was the girl taking up the money at the door. Inside the club there was one 6-7 and it went downhill from there. We sat at the bar for a while and then decide to try somewhere else.

Anyone who gives this a rating of more than 4 has obviously not visited many clubs. You have to look very hard to find someone who is worth a lap dance...if and when you find that lady you are going to find the VIP dance is very lame !

Went to this club on a Wednesday night - dead! There were about 12 girls working, and about 10 customers. There seemed to be a lot of drama going on here tonight... listened to the dancers bitching to each other about customers, the batender bitching about the management, and everybody seemed to be having a bad night in general. I guess I'm too used to the Atlanta clubs, but the rules here seemed overly restrictive. Absolutely no touching allowed, and no full nudity, even in the VIP rooms. Dances were pricey at $25 for a private dance. Got a 2 for 1 private dance from an attractive girl, she did a good job, but I had to sit on my hands, and absolutely no touching allowed. I guess for the Savannah area this club is ok, but I wouldn't be in a hurry to go back. Also, the $10 cover charge was steep for the quality of the club. Drink prices were reasonable at $3 for a domestic beer. The club itself was pretty nice, with great potential in the private areas around the outside of the club, but overall it was just a so-so experience.


Went here Thursday night. It was a slow night considering they were doing an amateur contest (they had about 15-20 customers). They only had 4 amateurs. But all of this is offset by the friendly manager and the hot girls. All of these girls are hotttt!!! But, unfortunately, their personalities are something to be desired. Lucky, for instance, is a stuck up ***** who thinks she's all that. Also, the girls here don't even thank you after tipping them on stage. They just take the tips and move on. What is that? BUt still this club gets high marks for the quality of dancers but I would probably not make the drive again to come here because of the bad personalities of the girls.

Remodeling has begun! Yes sirreee. Perhaps they've taken note of all my constructive critiques afterall. Appearantly they will be adding champagne rooms, etc. Thanks goodness. The clientel and dancers have been pleading and pleading. Plus other than upping their revenues, dare I say that they'll be upping the right client's opportunities?(wink wink, nudge nudge, now what I mean-know what I mean?).
I've been going to The GoldClub like a freak lately. Usually I go one night, savor it through a review. But 5 nights in a row? I can't keep up with myself. There are quite a few new dancers in house these days. I can hardly keep up with them. "Snow White" is a pretty blonde from Texas but whose attention span is as short as a 4th world country. Bored me to yawns and lied to me to but there you go. Who'da thunk? "Raquel" is a new favorite. She's probably in her 50's but with a stellar body and very soccer mommish. I mean she totally looks like your rich friend's mom that you thought was hot. Its funny, but she has the persona of that to a T but strips for a living. I mean she lives in the suburbs too. One could easily see her in an apron and not much else with a pan of steaming hot muffins. Hot muff anyone? Me! Me! Me! Very Playboy look although could stand to maintain her face a wee bit better. Just a peel or two and she wouldn't look as haggard. But I like women with lived feel so that's my thing and maybe not yours. She's hot. "Ruby" is still killing them with her thing. "Ryan" is still lazy Southern hot. She always makes you feel like you're sitting on a porch with lemonade. Only difference is that she's near nekked and wearing patent leather boots up to her labias. There's some other girl there whom is blonde, always wearing kind of a druid cloak and stands around sizing the crowds up. I told her she's the druid amongst the dreadful and she laughed. Kind of a mystic with big tits and a tight ass really. Freaking hot fellas. Don't know her name but you'll know her by her Lord of The Rings look. Monica "see my tattoo on my back" is still the little blond lass of the place. She's got such a tight bod but not much brains. Claims she wants a "knight in shining armor" to come rescue her from her wayward ways. Fair warning knights---claims that her life's ambition is to be a housewife. I would almost buy it but it smells like "I'm high maintenance and believe me you'll know it in a year all too well." Hey, but I've learned that some guys want the abuse so go for it idiots. I can't really think of much else to say less Calvin is still there playing bodyguard and bringing him a fine cigar is favortism in the bank. He's the big smiley black guy with the noble laugh.

Back again. I know, I've become a Gold Club freak. But, Friday's still rock. The girl's don't like it as much because its very college oriented, but it feels live. I finally let Ruby dance for me and GOD does she know how to touch a person. I mean she really honest to God connects with you. No act. Which isn't to say that every guy will get the goods cause they won't. But Ruby is lovely, genuine, talented and smells like heaven. Total package. Friday is a great get laid kind of night. When the other strip clubs close in town at 3am, the girls from those clubs flock here. So no shortage on great looking women. Lot of lesbians out in the crowd tonight too. Calvin was the bathroom valet tonight so is covering alot of territory working there. Love that guy! Fri & Saturdays are the nights to be here for sure. Just alot of great people watching and girls looking for action. Some of it's a paid deal obviously and some illicit stuff is happening here and there. Some are getting chided, some aren't. But on slow nights, some cash will probably go far either inside the club or outside the club with the right girl. I can't tell and don't have proof persay but am acting on a fairly close grape to the grapevine.

Second visit in this week. I reported the mad pissing to the door girl Amber. She understood, but I wonder if the management even cares. What they need to do is plant plam trees on the perimeter, wrap them in outdoor "Xmas" lights. This would not only flaunt a festive spirit, it would ligth the parking lot in a way that would beg more respect than peeing all over the place. Plus, dancer Ryan got carjacked on her way out not long ago and it would cut down on that dangerous scenario. But, let's talk girls. Ivory is still the one to beat here. MAN! When the other girls go letharge and they so often are my friends, Ivory comes out like a fucking alien dropping dance bombs all over the place. She does this move where she climbs the 30 ft dancer pole faster than you can say, "pussy" and then she slides back down with a variety of moves. My favorite is the one she does just at the bottom of the pole, she's upside down with her pussy hiked up towards the ceiling and drags it down the pole. Personally I think they should allow pole sniffing thereafter. I did 4 private dances with her tonight. Her privates are a bit tamer which is too bad. Something about her boots meeting awkward couch. Oh well, I wish she'd do that pole thing on my face but I digress....I'll have to depend on Nadia for that instead! Ouch! We did a private inwhere the room was shared with another dancer who called herself "Sheila." I'm not sure if that was her name or not but Sheila gets high marks for being dorky, slutty, funny and fine. She and another girlfriend are rarely dancing and always having too much fun. They drink heavily, are often topless & shoeless wandering the club and perpetually yell at each other. Sheila, if that is indeed her name, is funny as all get out. She's always getting yelled at for climbing up on the bar, etc. Tonight when I was doing a private with Ivory, Sheila kept reaching over and pulling her thong out of her ass. At one point Sheila even came across to me and kissed me smak on the mouth. I was like, "finally!" I mean its these perks that we can only hope for. I suspect that some girls are for hire beyond the club & hence they're insulated fun world withing the club. Good for them and good for whomever pays the price . I also suspect that dancer Marissa is doing the same. I mean is it me, or is it odd that the finer dancers aren't working customers for dances? They're almost like barflys. But yet, there they are dressed to the nine, looking better than most with no visible customers. Marissa without a doubt is working some other agenda. I could be wrong, but according to another dancer speaking to me, there are extras being done by certain girls. Not a bad thing I suppose but I've seen no blatant, direct evidence persay. I mean, I don't doubt that some of these girls just hold out for the weekend cash and tolerate the weeknights. Could be. Ruby, the Mexican beauty is still a top pick. God that girl smells like Heaven. She's still yet to dance for me but we spoke at length tonight. Ryan is still my girl. For those who loved Frank Frazetta & Boris Valejo art on covers of Heavy Metal Magazine, she's tops people. Damn. She's evil looking but I'll take evil then. Totally sweet interior but in an unexplainable fashion. I think she was a cowboy in another life. Oh, for those who adore older women such as myself, there's a new dancer called Raquel. She's gorgeous but has a lived look. She hasn't danced for me yet but I went out to the club tonight just to see her and it didn't quite come together. But if you want that whole babying thing, she's your gal. There's also another dance whom I've yet to be introduced to, but no missing her since she's about 7ft tall and breasts that would drop a charging Rhino. Nice demeanor. I think she's a switch. You know, both submissive but dominate? I'd let her take a crack at me on either level. Well, according to the dancers, things are changing at the club. They're preparing to do some decorating and remodeling. Oh, and good news, Calivn, aka "The Chef come taste my salty chocolate balls" has been promoted to bouncer. He'll do well.

I've been away for awhile but recently hit the club two nights in a row this week and once last week. This club is still my favorite but it's such a downer to see them operating it so status quo. It not changing at all which means its not improving. Which can only mean that they've no intent to do anything or are just there to be there. I will say that one thing has become highly disappointing over all 3 nights---stupid college students who are all peeing in the parking lot BEFORE going inside. What the fuck gives with these boneheads? Its not the club's fault, but the ownership should be aware because it looks bad and with Summer coming on will soon smell very bad. I witnessed it 5 times just tonight. Twice going in and 3 times when leaving. Ahh, but let's talk girls. Ryan is still there and is as gorgeous as ever. I like her Southern chill out mode, but she could stand to tear it up more. No offense babe because I worship you! But I mean the girl is a goddess so gets away with just looking as such. But, if she got out there and shook it, she might get more attention, money, etc. But hey to each his own. I mean the typical customer in here is CHEE-AP. So I find this is probably her dignity mode. Respek say Ali-G. Allison still looks great but acts to preoccupied and is what my friend Ron calls "some timey." Sometime she likes you, sometimes she doesn't know you. Too bad. Next! Ruby, a long, dark haired Mexican beauty has recently introduced. I've yet to get a private but she is gorgeous and I just love Mexican girls that are petite like her. She's a beauty in a classic sense. Not a hoopty girl but can dance a bit hoopty. My favorite gal of the moment is unequivovally "Ivory." She's a short, tight bodied sex-obat. That's strip club for she can move it 4 ReEAL. I love girls with short, spikey hair. She also has a pierced tounge which I'm neither here nor there about but as we all know it just says---ORAL fixation. That can never be a bad thing. Ivory will give you your money's worth on stage or in a private for $25. She has beautiful, milky white breasts and they are proverbial headlights. They're probably done but no visible scarring. She has a fun move where she'll purr and breath right on your dick so get ready. This girl says dominatrix and when she moves through the room she's like a killer whale moving through the school. Look out! Bang! Awesome chick. She makes you want her in a total way and I would be this girl's anything. Last, but not least, let's talk Summer. No, not the season but the dancer. Summer is so gorgeous. She has a 13 year old braces kind of girl next door face, but with Amazon height and a body so cut, you'll bleed to death just staring at it. I love watching her walk around in her electric green thong. God the things one would do to her....but I digress. Summer is a sweetie with a short attention span. She comes on really genuine but if you don't bite, she goes all A.D.D. Giver her some Aderol and you might be good to go. I wish she had more personality or one beyond 5 seconds. Thats the problem with so many strip clubs. Girls with 5 second personalities. I mean I know they're working it, but you'd think with clubs suffering for business in a saturated market, they'd be more about building a clientel by being a good listener. Ahh, but alas I'm a strip club romantic...

"Sharkfactor's" recent review contains a mistake. This is in now way shape or form a BYOB club. He must be mistaking it for either Showboat or Temptations. This club not only served liquor, it serves beer and wine on Sat & Sunday after 3am. Only one of it's kind in the area.

I went to this club after not going for about a year. It is a BYOB club. The club is not very nice looking. The girls get totally nude. The private dances are full contact - NO touching. The dancers ranged from 5-7 with one 9.

I went back into here after a few months hiatus. It was kind of disappointing. They have really done a lot to remodel the club, improve the club, and even create a back stage area. However, it still needs a little bit more work. It is too much like a warehouse still. That gives it a bit of Savannah charm (like a warehouse at the docks).

The problem...not enough patrons or dancers to support a back stage area. Saturday had about 12 girls there ranging from 4-8 and 2 9's. It was kind of disappointing. I remember a time where there were 20 girls there and everyone is getting dances. Just to say how sad it was on this Saturday, it was a 2-for-1 almost all night long!

My ATF is always greate to see. I don't remember her stage name anymore...but it is good to see her and her perky B's!
Cheyanne is another ATF and she, too has been there for quite a while. She has a tight body, great C cups, and is just amazingly beautiful.

Both girls give a great dance, smell great, and are beautiful. I didn't give any of the other girls a second thought... sorry.

This place is getting better slowly but surely. I finally dared visiting on a Friday night and loved it. Its now open til 6am(Sat-morn) on Friday & 5am(Sun-morn) on Saturday night. Serving beer only after 3am. Friday night you will find no less than 200 people here at any given minute. Lots of girls too and Maa-an are they sweet. Black, Asian, White, Latino---take your pick. I of course hung out with my regular fave---Ryan. God I love this girl...What hair, what a smile & what a butt...Buuut I digress. Recently met a long, blonde hair Asian American named Allison(?). 1 word--gorgeous. I've also seen Nadia again but she seems to be losing interest in this place. She used to totally work the crowds but I think she's finding this town is cheap and bottom line is---she isn't. Not in a bad way but simply isn't going to scrape that low to make ends meet. But Fri & Sat are in my mind the time to go to this place. Its a wild mix of ghetto, white trash, redneck & low and behold, SCAD students. That's short for Savannah College of Art & Design. But this mix isn't a bad one. In fact, the plethera of art students makes all the dumbasses chill out. There don't seem to be too many problems at this club. I should also note that recently I met the chef/bouncer named Calvin. This guy should be the fucking General Manager. He's huge, handsome, funny and totally grateful for people being there. I feel they need to upstep his role. They should give this guy some wardrobe money, buy him some jewelry and give him a stock of cigars. He's a pimp, but he's a gentleman and this caliber of employee is RARE to IMPOSSIBLE to find. Don't under estimate Calvin Gold Club owner. He slips through the cracks and it'll be awhile before another this golden comes along. He's the kind of guy who would learn all the customer's by name, hook the right ones up from time to time, etc. This is the man you've been looking for to make your club rock. So give him a job beyond fry cook.

Revisited their establishment last night. It was without a doubt, a dead Monday. Yet, as I drove out there, which clubs WEREN'T open? Temptations & Showboat naturally. So KUDOS Gold Club for having the nuts to be there on a damp, foggy slow night. I arrived to find the place pretty vanquished. I ambled up to the bar where I found one of there dj's, Jeremy bartending. He didn't really seem to know how to make too many drinks, but the guy is completely likeable and spins great music. After not long on being there, a Norwegian hottie named Nadia came alongside me. Nadia's a great girl. Smart, stunning in the Norweigan sense and very deep soul. Like you care right? Well, she basically is very petite, very smooth and a very good dancer. Her only drawback is she over charges for private dances and if you let her do the tallying on your night, she'll way over charge you. I don't think she means too but be sure to be the one keeping count. My favorite dancer is still Ryan, a gothic, black haired beauty. Gorgeous in my book and very, very southern. Kind of Southern Goth Cowgirl to be exact. She's as cool as a cucumber. But nevertheless, Ryan not there, and all of the other gals pretty occupied with a host of closeted, buff Abercrombie-just-off-their-mother's nipples kind of guys, I cozied up to Nadia. We eventually made it into the private dance rooms and thus far I can't speak for too many of the other girls, but this one crosses the line a bit and in good ways. Its kind of like 2 bouncers have to check on her at a time if you catch my drift. Not that she's breaking any laws, but daaaamn does she give you a dance worthwhile. Which isn't to say you'll be as lucky fellas and I'm not sharing all here in print. But I will say that she gives you a very close up dance, uses your seated body like a dancer's pole and you may get a pleasant whiff of her very trimmed muff. So 5 dances and about $200 bucks later, I went home having spent too much as to be expected, but had a great time. Nadia is a good time without a doubt. Young, disliked by some of the other girls because she works the room, but not short on anything in my view.

This club has lots of potential. Its a real world space, with great stage, girls, etc but needs some tailoring. To some degree, the club owners can't be faulted for what is a redneck, cracker marketplace. On the other hand, if one has a desireable product and does little things like asserting a dress code, the clientel will either make the effort or you will get a better clientel. I feel this club could stand to do this. Doesn't have to be neccessarily upscale, but why not at the same time? Hilton Head would come more as well Savannah. This strange strip of clubs right over Savannah's bridge appear to be almost like a grease trap. But out of Temptations(All Nude--BYOB), Showboat(Ethnic Only basically) & The Gold Club(Topless,Booze Avail), The Gold Club to me takes the cake. Its all perception and interest I realize but there you go. The Gold Club for it's lackluster, still stands out as far as girls go. Temptations(formerly something else) feels scuzzy and like it might fall down or go up in flames. Its also croweded and who really wants to be so should to shoulder with plainly white trash clients? Showboat is self explanatory unless you're as convicing of a wigga as Enimem. Go for it then! Or if you can carry your own with a hot lady on your arm then you might be safe! Not a bad thing Showboat---you've got a good gig & good for you! Ahh, but let's return to The Gold Club. Big parking lot, clean landscaping, inviting, big building, great stage, sound system, "V.I.P." rooms, etc. But let's talk about the tailoring. Firstly, you all need some more removed VIP rooms inwhere you don't have bouncer's scanning your every move. Its creepy fellas. The rooms as they are work, but why not have something even more "upscale". You know, a room or different rooms with a menu price. Like the house gets $50 or $100 for the room and then the girls have their own prices for those areas?? Just a thought. Or why not designate one or two of them as you have them as such and add some decent blinds or some red paper to the glass for privacy? Trust me, you'll bring them in and your girl's won't sit so much on slower nights or go stupid, bored antics like I observed this previous Monday night. Doesn't have to be that way. Okay, the other thing. Lighting. I dig the red lights in the rooms, the purple lights up high but you have then a bad, glaringly bad, mix of white lights. They're in the front foyer, around the pool tables and in a couple of other places. This lighting does nothing for your more sensuous areas. I say either build the pool tables like a seperate section with 2way glass or windowless, or lose the tables altogether. It doesn't fit as it is. I also do enjoy the side sections where you've the great couches, etc. But I find that these attempts at making "special areas" are still hindered by areas of other proximity. Those side sections should feel more divided. With a little plywood, some fabric and a good carpenter, you could easily build small rooms that could have some interesting doors on them. Think the feeling of old Chinese Beds. But these two could be more revenue gainers if their fung shui was thought out a bit more. This isn't to say that all of these things mentioned are cuts on your club. They certainly aren't meant that way. As a fan, and really not a patron of other clubs in Savannah area, I'm saying that you have the best potential of any of them period. So why not build that out and flaunt it to your esthetic advantage, and your revenue one? I would be more than happy to act as a consultant on a very reasonable pay level if you would be so interested. I have many artistic resources available including multi media talents such as graphic design, web, etc. I'd love to help just to see you guys fulfill your potential. I can be reached at sscott191@comcast.net

A refreshing change from the Savannah clubs, which are dives staffed by not-so-attractive gals, and the club on Hilton Head, which tries too hard to be "upscale" and is full of cold, snooty employees. The Gold Club got it just right. It's clean and spacious, the atmosphere is relaxed, and the girls are very attractive. Several of the dancers I talked with were from the area, but most were from all over the country. Of the 20 or so who were there last Thursday, most were white, 3 were black, and 1 Hispanic - and nearly all were knockouts. I spoke with a girl for over 20 minutes, and finally I had to ask HER for a dance. I'm used to the dancers in most clubs asking for dances right away, but she explained that the local guys are a bit taken aback by this. Go figure. Needless to say, the dance was great - better than the "table" dances I've had at clubs in many of the larger cities.