the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

nice place.....flat rates in montreal for private dance per song..very professional, friendly girls...would go back. not a good drink selection (i like tequila and only had cuervo) girls are not pretentious or anything and some hotties fo sho. went on a weeknight and got pretty crowded as the night went on.

the atmosphere is good, i like the private booths. place was very clean. good place to hang with a couple of buddies and get some dances. i spoke to this one french canadien girl in spanish most of the night. she spoke english and french and spanish.

This place is the place to go chk it out i had a great time hot dancer rate 8 on the girls there was no pressure from the girls to go for a dance they sit and tlk to you and drink with you no problem but i had to take one of the girls in the VIP booth had a great time contact dance was hot boy i never wonted it to finish i go down at least once a week great place they make u feel at home this is a place to chk it out party like a rock star.

if you are looking for something relax were you can enjoy a good drink with friends while watching naked women go for it espacially on saturdays were all the beautifull girls are.

Went for my stag. Most girls are super hot, but super snobby. One girl tried to over-charge my buddies for my dances. She said it's $15 a dance, but people give her $20. Not going back there....
Aside from that, the high-security entrance is either good or bad. We felt like we were entering a combat zone. Hard to have a good time when you feel security's eyes all over you! I understand it may be necessary, but takes away from the fun factor...

Went there later on a Saturday evening, not a bad place, parking is a bit of a pain in the butt. My buddy had been then before and mentioned it was worth paying the extra for the VIP level, more girls around. We did that very good thing, it was a great time, lots of good looking girls and not aggressive. Had a few dances that were so-so but the last gal that was just sitting at the bar was outstanding, can't remember her name but great body and gave a great dance, near the end even offered to go back into another room for my private times but didn't have enough cash left... Next time would like to check it out. She mentioned that we pay the club $20 and then we pay her after that. This is well worth the drive from downtown.

I went to this club last Friday night. They have parking in the alley along the side, but you might want to back in, or you'll have to back out into the street. The girls were all 5-7's. There was low pressure for dances. I had about a dozen dances that night. My boss was paying, so I blew through the money pretty fast. Each dance was 15 Canadian dollars. I was given nothing but US twenties and not one girl would make change. I wasn't even asking for an exchange rate, just change. They also would seem annoyed if you got just one dance from them. Most of them would keep on going after the song ended or they would start in the middle of a song. If it wasn't for the high mileage I would have felt ripped off. It was as good as the better US clubs and a bargain if you come with correct change.

Very very nice club. Great looking women, low hustle factor. Much better than the downtown clubs. A 20-25$ cab ride, but totally worth it.



I was kidnapped by a couple of friends Saturday, around midnight, to check out Solid Gold for the first time. Paid a $5 cover, tipped the coat-check girl a buck, passed through a metal detector, and then tipped the bouncer another $5 to show us to our table.

There were attractive girls everywhere from the moment we stepped into the place, but what really blew me away was the size of Solid Gold. The place was immense -- I'm talking aircraft hangar immense. There looked to be at least two or three floors of fun, with the main floor having two bars, a large enclosed area for shower shows, and a smallish elevated main stage visible from anywhere in the room.

We caught the end of a rather unconvincing lesbian show on the main stage as we made our way to our table right behind pervert's row.

Ordered our drinks and very quickly a black and a latina girl sat down at our table. I'm not sure how much drinks were, since one of my friends was buying all the rounds that night. Both girls attractive, but the latina seemed kind of withdrawn and nervous. It turns out that it was her first night as a dancer ever, and the other dancer was showing her the ropes. There were awkward several attempts at conversation, but the latina's nerves killed any vibe, and they got up and left after it was clear that things weren't getting anywhere.

Soon afterward, the DJ announced the body show, where all the dancers working that night paraded down the main stage, and down to the floor. There were all ethnicities and body types on display. Caught the eye of an attractive, slim, dark-haired girl with medium natural breasts and a bubble butt. She sat down and introduced herself as Miel ("honey" in French). Conversation was easy, as she was comfortable and spoke fluent English. She explained to us that she worked in the upstairs VIP section, and normally did private dances only for clients there, but we ended up heading to the booths anyway.

If you are scared of heights but like to buy dances, do not go to Solid Gold. After wading through the packed main floor, we went up a narrow, steep set of stairs to the third floor. It gave me an excellent view of her shapely behind, and thank god I could focus on that rather than how close we were to falling to her deaths on the floor below. After walking across a catwalk, we found an empty booth.

The booths were spacious enough so that there was room enough for at least three people on the bench as well as another chair. There were curtains, which were left open, and it appeared very clean. Miel explained the menu -- $15 per song, $50 for a half-hour, $100 for a full hour, and some outrageously overpriced off-menu options -- and we chatted until the beginning of a new song before the meter started running.

She was very generous and very sensual, with lots of caresses and some very hard grinding. As far as contact dances are concerned, I have only been to Kamasutra and Downtown where it was up to you to touch the dancers, so this was a very pleasant surprise. She discreetly asked if I would like to continue at the end of each song, which was appreciated; if other dancers were to do this, I'm sure that many disagreements could be avoided. The intensity of the contact increased after each song. What I found odd, however, was that she mentioned that I could not touch her nipples, which had never happened before at other contact dance joints. Could have simply been because they were super sensitive that evening; it certainly appeared so.

We settled up after I had had enough, she gave me a long, lingering full-body press hug and a peck on the cheek, and then she led me across the catwalk and down the Stairway of Death back to my table, where we sat down and chatted some more. My two friends then each took Miel for a spin separately -- one became an instant fan of her, like me, and the other gave the experience a 6/10. Weird.

Afterward, we enjoyed the show on the main stage for about 10 minutes until we were accosted by another, more outgoing duo: a blonde girl wearing lots of bling, and a curly-haired, olive skinned girl next door. The blonde girl sat directly on my lap and discreetly ground away while they both tried to convince my friends and I to spend some time and money with them. We eventually declined as we were just finishing our drinks to leave.

All in all, I would give a 7/10 to Solid Gold. There's something for everybody, the girls are reasonably non-pushy, and my dance (at least) was one of the best I've had in Montreal.

Checked out this club on friday night. Went early at about 9:30pm and there were about 10 girls, of which I would say 4 were 8+/10. There was this spanish/latina/mullato young looking girl with brown hair down to her chin with a crazy ass...the kind you see in rap/hip-hop videos. There was a tall slim model-like girl and this other complete knockout who was about 5'8", long blond curly hair with an insane body (fake c-cup with a nice ass) but obviously looked completely business-like.

And then there was Lisa of Bruno B fame who also dances at Hilltop. She was on stage as we walked in and then emerged from the back. She sat with me and we spoke a bit. This chick is a total nympho. She was telling me she Cuba and banged a different guy every night, and same for Hedonism in Jamaica. She then tells me she used to go to Les Libertins for gangbang night and now goes mostly to Auberge 1812 on the corner of Rosemont and Christophe Colomb. Now I'm thinking what would this chick (5'5", fake d-cup, nice body) be doing going to gangbang nights when she could basically pick-up any guy she wanted, right? Like I said, she's a real nympho. And normally I would take all this stuff with a grain of salt since there business is to sell themselves, but trust me when I tell you that this is one of the very few girls that I would believe.

Went in the booth and took a dance plus a BJ. Told her to give me an extra dance cause I'm a young guy and blah, blah, blah and she was cool with it. She is very cool and easy to talk to and is not business-like at all, which is refreshing. But the BJ was something else. She starts by doing some russian and then goes for some BLS action which is unheard of in these FS clubs, since most girls are totally mechanical, and both were simply included, and she told me that she always does that. Pretty crazy. During the BJ, she was doing whatever I told her: slapping it on her face/tongue, licking my balls, slapping on her tits, etc....Ever watch a porn flick and say, "why cant' I find a chick to do that stuff to me?" Well, the search is over. As I was saying all this stuff, she was like, yeah I watch porn too you know, while laughing. Needless to say she is a real pro. 100 bucks later and worth every penny. My dirty friend took her after me and he went for the whole 140 and said it was even crazier.

So there you have it. I'm surprised there is not too much written about her after such an experience. The only thing is it's all probably downhill from here after getting her, unless there is another one I don't know of.

All in all, the best experience ever in a club. She is truly fantastic and one I may actually repeat. This club is pretty good on fridays and I heard on saturdays as well.

I should have tried the downtown clubs. This place sucked!

Talent wise > 3-6 at best. Went on a Monday evening, so it may have been a slow night. Place had the atmosphere of a cheesy US sports bar. Brightly lit, large tvs with American Football (best quality by far), uncomfortable chairs.

Girls danced a two song set. First one topless. Second nude. Songs seemed to be full length. Girls were so nasty I called it a night without checking out the private dance area. A rare occurance. I had read on ASSC that this place seemed worth the trip, but I should have done more homework.

Visited Solid Gold in July and Sept after checking out Chez Paree and Club Super Contact. While Chez Paree may have better looking girls (if you like tall, model types), SG dancers were pretty close and offered a lot of contact in the VIP/upstairs lounge. Cover is $15 Cdn and drinks are a bit pricey ($7 Cdn) but the club is worth the drive! The lounge is pretty standard with a bar in back where the dancers hang out. They also play XXX movies on screens by the stage. Each dancer comes out for two songs and then is available for private dances ($15 Cdn/song). Dancers are not pushy and will hang around to chat a bit. My favorites were Sunita, a beautiful French-Canadian gal with a trim little figure and bubble butt and Monika, a blonde Hungarian gal with beautiful eyes and shoulders. There is quite a bit of touching and caressing allowed once you get upstairs, ymmv. Overall a fun experience in Montreal if you're not into the escort scene...