the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

nice place.....flat rates in montreal for private dance per song..very professional, friendly girls...would go back. not a good drink selection (i like tequila and only had cuervo) girls are not pretentious or anything and some hotties fo sho. went on a weeknight and got pretty crowded as the night went on.

the atmosphere is good, i like the private booths. place was very clean. good place to hang with a couple of buddies and get some dances. i spoke to this one french canadien girl in spanish most of the night. she spoke english and french and spanish.

This place is the place to go chk it out i had a great time hot dancer rate 8 on the girls there was no pressure from the girls to go for a dance they sit and tlk to you and drink with you no problem but i had to take one of the girls in the VIP booth had a great time contact dance was hot boy i never wonted it to finish i go down at least once a week great place they make u feel at home this is a place to chk it out party like a rock star.

if you are looking for something relax were you can enjoy a good drink with friends while watching naked women go for it espacially on saturdays were all the beautifull girls are.

Went for my stag. Most girls are super hot, but super snobby. One girl tried to over-charge my buddies for my dances. She said it's $15 a dance, but people give her $20. Not going back there....
Aside from that, the high-security entrance is either good or bad. We felt like we were entering a combat zone. Hard to have a good time when you feel security's eyes all over you! I understand it may be necessary, but takes away from the fun factor...

Went there later on a Saturday evening, not a bad place, parking is a bit of a pain in the butt. My buddy had been then before and mentioned it was worth paying the extra for the VIP level, more girls around. We did that very good thing, it was a great time, lots of good looking girls and not aggressive. Had a few dances that were so-so but the last gal that was just sitting at the bar was outstanding, can't remember her name but great body and gave a great dance, near the end even offered to go back into another room for my private times but didn't have enough cash left... Next time would like to check it out. She mentioned that we pay the club $20 and then we pay her after that. This is well worth the drive from downtown.

This club until recently has the best quality girls in the eastern part of montreal. great atmosphere,the doormans are cool(if you don't act like an ass)and the music is great
security-wise no need to worry as the owner is a former police officer(who is also a cool dude). as far as good quality club in the east-end of montreal,chez mado is easily in the top 5

A business associate who lives in Montreal took me to visit here. I find it interesting that every club I have been to in Montreal is on the second floor or in the basement. This one is on the second floor. It is a medium size club with a deaf DJ. OK, most clubs must have a deaf DJ because the music is so loud. Girls were OK looking with 90% of them appearing to have implants. Very low energy which seems to be the Montreal way. We hung out for a few hours and I didn't even get a dance. No one even bothered to say hi let alone ask for a dance.

I'm giving this club a 4 only because I went there with a buddy at 4pm on a Wednesday. There were no girls around at all. It looked more like a neighborhood bar than a strip club. We left immediatly and went to Solid Gold. I guess it might be different in the evening.

Was here on a Saturday night at 8. Big club, nice space, most girls in the 7-9 range. Not much contact in the booths, however - more like an on-island club than an off-island one. Perhaps the daytime is different, but at least on that day they didn't open until 7:30, so maybe it doesn't get much better than that. Not a bad club but there is definitely more going on in other off island clubs like Sexpert, even if the quality is not the same.

Went to this club on Aug 29th. The club opens at 7:30 PM but the action start at 9:00 PM only. Had dances with 4-5 girls, don't remember the names. One Iranian girl was good. Another girl with fake boobs offered HJ for 20 bucks, I didn't take the offer. Lesbian shows were going on wit customers which was pretty hot to watch. Private booths were very private and was 15 bucks a dance. The lesbian dance was 40 bucks a song. Overall much better than the ones on Sainte Catherine street. When we left the club just after midpoint, there 50-60 guys standing outside the club to get in.

I visited this club on a Saturday night in May and left quickly. It is a small, crowded room, with a stage in the center. There are lots of tables around the stage, and behind and above the tables are these odd booths. They're covered - top and sides - with cloth. I supposed they're supposed to look like tents.

The thing that made me cut my visit short was the low quality of the dancers. I don't think anyone was above a 6, and there was lots of silicone.

I visited one other club that evening, also disappointing. I'm from out of town, so I can't give an authoritative opinion. But based on what I saw, forget the downtown clubs and visit Le Club Gentleman in Marieville, less than an hour's drive.


Entering the club it seemed small and crowded. There were very few empty seats anywhere. There is a single stage, occupying most of the wall to the left of the entrance. Moving around in the club can be difficult, due to the layout and the number of people. $5 cover is seems standard. If you are going with a group, the $25 for a VIP booth is worth it. Drinks averaged about $8 across the group I was with. Dances were either $15/song for a single girl or $20/song/girl for a lesbian couple. Be very wary of the number of "songs" a girl dances for. I always am, but some of my friends didn't listen and felt like they got ripped off. Pretty much every girl in the place tried to add an extra song onto the total when dancing for me. This is why I gave the club a low value rating. I don't really care that much if I'm enjoying myself, but you should be warned. The bathrooms were small, but seemed OK. The music level was a little loud, compounded by the English/French translation problem. Didn't really have a problem with any of the other patrons, many of which seemed to be locals. Cabs are easily available outside the club when you leave.

The general level of hotness in this place is very good. Even more if you like watching girl-on-girl action. There were probably four sets of girls that were "partners" who danced together. When dancing with each other, these girls did everything. Fully naked, licking, fingering, just crazy. Each pair had at least one knock-out, and in two of the pairs, both girls were stunning. There were a few hot girls that danced alone as well. Very, very few unattractive women in the place at all.

Over all, this place is like a party. If you want to get drunk and see hot girls, this is the place to go. If you like an intimate, personal lap dance experience, there are probably better places to go. If you are trying to go to a strip club on a budget, this is not the place to go.

With all the caveats I've listed, I would go here again if my mood was right.


Very lovely! I loved the entrance,discreet ,you feel quickly at ease as if in a lounge. The decor is quite somptuous also. I liked how some girls danced barefeet which is very fitting with the atmosphere.
The private areas are very well made and original ,for once. As already mentionned ,the dancers might be a tad pompous as they are well aware of their charms but what charms! All stunning ladies! ..
All this makes it a club that has a certain class ,and this reflects in the crowd ,the club is clearly aimed at jet-setters ,business man and the like..

Every girl was sexy! No skanks. Nice location, nice decor... Only thing was the girls are a little uptight... they know they're sexy. So, you kinda feel like they're all stiff and shit, so maybe interview her first, make sure she's into it...Unless you like 'em all stiff i guess.
Drinks are like $8 which i don't think is too bad. All the girls are young too, like they're all students or something.

A buddy of mine will be getting married (sucker) and he wanted to go to Montreal for his last few days of freedom. I of course was more than willing to go. So myself and 2 other friends pile into the minivan (I should have lied and said it was an Escalade, but I wont lie to you my friends) and got out our map and told his soon to be wife we were off to Alantic City to gamble. (ok so his marriage is starting off with a little lie, it wont be the first). Like i was saying we pile into the minivan and head north in search of excitement, freedom, and strippers! We arrive in Montreal late on Friday night. We were all tired but decided to nap (god, im old) and venture out onto St Catharine St. I got in touch with a myspace friend and he suggested we try Kama Sutra. Thanks Oren! Before we hit the clubs we warmed up with some walking. The night was clear, the air was crisp and most of the junkies and hookers were out in full force. Ahhhh the sounds of St Catharine St. The cars, the horns, the screams of woman yelling at their pimps. Well we ended up at St Denis st. Anyone that is familar with Montreal knows this street. Its in the seeder section of Montreal, which is why I love it. We look up and there it is. The Pussy Corp. The 2 signs on the building, the neon 24 hours above the door. This place gets slammed so hard on the Canadian boards, but I think coming from the states really makes it unique to me. We really dont have anything else like it here. We walk up the long flight of stairs and get buzzed in. We are greeted by the friendly Matre D' who asks us if we had been there before and if we want to options explained. We saved him from giving us the details since we had all been there before. (Check out my past reviews for more detail). Anyway there was only 1 girl working. She was very pretty, 20 but had a flat chest. She showed us around to the 4 diff rooms and then showed us the vip room. Massaget table and full shower. We were told we could get our lapdances in the shower if we wanted. Ok I like this new room. But since there was only 1 girl and 3 of us we passed and took a cab to the Prince Arthur section of Montreal to Kama Sutra. Kama had a cover of 5 dollars along with the standard tip of 2 so a doorman can walk you 2 feet to your table. i ordered my 7 soda and tipped another 2 to the waitress. Do the math, thats 16 already and I just sat down. The club is decorated in an aladian type theme. Material on the ceiling, gazboos line the back wall and a small stage along the center wall. Full bar to the left. I have to admit this club surprised me. On the outside of the club there is 1 small beon sign that says Kama Sutra. Thats it, if you didnt know it was there youd miss it. But inside its like a palace. I counted around 10 woman all of them over 7's easily. On stage was a hot girl named Kris. Big chest and glasses, long brown hair. I waited for her to do a vip but she would only do lesbo shows with this other stripper. I asked for a vip with just her but she said she didnt do them. Oh well her loss. Then a pretty young girl came over to me. Her name was Miriam and she was 20. She had perky B'cups, brown hair and a very pretty face. Picture Anne Hathaway (Princess Diaries)(I am NOT gay for knowing that movie) with a tan and a bigger chest. She told me of the vips. The vips are 15 each, high for Montreal but cheaper than NY. You can touch anywhere but south. She gave a very good erotic dance, and I actually stayed for 2. No need to tip since they keep most of the money but I tipped anyway. I went back to my seat and contined to watch these hot dancers. I saw another beauty I wanted to vip with but she didnt seem to be interested. She was a little bit on the bigger side but her chest was amazing. I tried everyting to get her to come over. I smiled alot at her. Ok come to think of it maybe she though I was deranged. Either way I would still try. After about 15 min of idiotic smiling I decided to call it anite and head out. After all there were other clubs to visit later on. All in all I'd say this was a solid 8 out of 10. If you can only get to 1 or 2 clubs in canada this would be a good place to hang for the nite.

I visited Kamasutra last Friday, and the club seems to have changed in two ways since I last visited a couple of years ago: some of the private booths in the back have been removed to make space for a discreet bar with a video feed of the main stage, and the dancers are a lot more uninhibited than my last visit.

The evening started off with Amy, a tall, flirty brunette girl next door who approached me. We spent quite a while getting to know each other, with no pressure to get a private dance until I suggested that we go out back and dance. The booth was poorly lit, but hardly private as the people at the back bar could see right through the curtains. The bouncer and the waitress made a couple of cursory visits, but I'm not sure why: she spent a lot of time either grinding me aggressively or with her hands and face in my crotch. As fun as that was, I moved on after five or six songs; I discovered that she had implants (and very well-done implants), but implants are ultimately a turn-off for me.

Watched the floorshow for a couple of dances until Judy, a thin, gothic girl, caught my eye with a huge grin. Watched a couple of floorshow dances chatting, but she soon suggested that we get a private dance. Her dances featured Slightly less grinding and fooling around but she did pull her panties aside a couple of times and gave me an unobstructed view of her beautiful, glistening pussy.

Overall, a fun evening at the club that left me wondering about the high level of contact and eyeful I caught with Judy. I don't visit strip clubs often, but I don't think I ever recall them ever being this liberal. Definitely worth a visit.