the ultimate strip club list

October 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 281

Visited this bar on my way back to the states from my trip to montreal. It was reccomended to me by a friend and made for a very nice stop on the way home. There were only two girls there at the time I went, which was early afternoon. They were both very friendly and gave a great private dance.

Went there on a weekday evening in February, and it was completely quiet.
I was the only customer there, about three dancers were hanging out by the
bar. After a little while, one of the dancers came over. We talked for a
little bit, with the usual Quebec problem of not much English (and me not
much French). But she was friendly and looked pretty good, so we went for
a lap dance in a little curtained-off room. The lap dance was great fun,
with some grinding and some groping. Felt a little weird being the only
customer there, but I had a good time on the way to Montreal.

Hey to all you gentalmen out there CHEZ DIANE is the place to be,little slow lately but if you Americans start coming back again everything will be alright BUT YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE SO WHY NOT HAVE FUN. If you go with the right one you will be pleased ask the doorman he will lead you in the right dirrection. Crystal,Starr,Chris,those are the favorites there well you will get your money worth and for sure walk away with a smile. So hope to see you up there

Went by Chez Diane 2 weeks ago. Crystal was back but busy so I didnt get a chance to get a dance from her. Instead went with her hot blond friend Star. I can say I left the booth with a big smile. I was planning to go up last week to try a duo with Star and Crystal but the weather kept me away. This weekend ( Mar 14 and 15)there will be a feature so I will be there for that and maybe get that duo then.

Was there las weekend. As usual had a great time. Some new girls were there, two of them were waifish and very cute brunetts. There were also the regular hoties there. I saw that there was a feature duo coming up in December. looks like I will be there for that show. The club is much improved with wood floors, including the stage. Much cleaner than the rug floors of the past. Won some money on the VLTs and spent that on some fun with the dancers. Be back soon.

Stopped by recently, it was my first time there. The place is not a dump, but not plush either. It was a very quiet night, hardly any customers and 3 dancers, though no one was dancing. Of the three ladies, one was a 4 and the other two were 6's. The bartender was a hot 8, but isn't that often the way?

The lady who came to talk to me spoke mostly French with a little English. We went for a private dance in a back room private booth. The booth is curtained off and is very private.

I rate this club highly and will be going back often because the private dance was done fully in the nude and was very stimulating. Despite the language barrier, the dance and conversation were very stimulating and unhurried. She conversed very, very well.

I left the club shortly thereafter having been fully satisfied with my experience. I will report on my follow up visits there to see if they are as good.

Went back here recently, and I had a better time than before. There were more pretty girls that were willing to circulate and talk with you. Had a great time in the back with a blonde, Czech hottie, and a younger black girl from Montreal. The private dance areas are a little more "private" than they seem with the music being up so loud in the club usually, and yes...everything is done in a "safe" way...so no worries there.

Erotica is, in fact, still in operation up along Route 133 just south of St. Jean...they have more, very friendly girls, but the prices are a tad higher for most services. The "odd" setup for some of the private dances isn't all that scary though and is the most private that I've seen in any strip club. They also have a rule that the girls can't just waste their time at the video machines...like some girls do here at Chez.

I'll likely be back to both clubs in the future...variety is the spice of life!

Took a brief business trip to Montreal and got out for a few hours to explore the southern Quebec scene. Chez Diane is pretty straightforward about what it is. Big sign on the outside makes it clear this is a strip club. Inside there's a bar on the left as you enter, tables to the right, with private rooms behind. No hustle, only two dancers approached me. Both gave the same account: $20 per dance in the private rooms, with additional options for $80 or $160. I opted for multiple dances with both, nothing more. Dances were light contact on the dancer's part, with restrained grinding. I could touch a little, but the dancer would move away periodically to limit that, and I tried to be respectful so didn't do much myself. I'm pretty sure that the dancers use protection for everything-well, that's what they said (I did ask, out of curiosity) but with a regular or a big tipper, who knows? Hence the danger of more than a lap dance. I arrived around 5 or 6pm, apparently between the noon and evening shifts. Four dancers were there by the time I left, no public dancing happened over a space of 2 hours. All were reasonably attractive, I got probably the dog of the bunch initially and the creme at the end, because they were the ones who approached me. I'll say in attractiveness they ranged from 6-9, ie not unattractive to pretty hot. Rating the club of course depends on whether you want extras, and how you want them, but you don't want that then it's still a pleasant place to hang, friendly bouncer and waitress, low key.

Oh I dont know where the comment about Bar Rendez-Vous Erotica came from. It was closed and reopened under another name. Not nearly the quality of dancers as Bar Diane, and they have a strange format, you have to go outside and into another part of the building for private dances, not too comfortable with that. Dont remember the name of it now but it is not even list on the board and others anymore. Could be closed again since I havent been there in some time.

Bar Diane was always far better.

Went back again for the feature. What a wild show with customers being included in the show. They seem to have the features every few weeks. Check the website.
If you like erotic shows with the regular dancers at the club they seem to have those Friday and Saturday nights. Usually with this hot blond. You can also get "abused" on the stage, great for bachelor or birthday parties. Saw a realy hot show the same night as the feature.
And of course there are the private dances...hmmm

This club is located in the middle of nowhere, but it is quite nice on the inside with lots of mirrors and TVs...showing porn mostly. There is a stage where there are two-song stage dances done starting by at least 9 PM nightly...some dancers get all-nude...some don't. There are lap dance areas behind the stage that are quite cramped, but apparently "anything goes" back there...ask your dancer for more. Lap dances start at $20/song, and Amercian money is accepted. The cover charge was $3, and the drinks started at $4-5 (all in Canadian money of course). The lap dances are full-contact! There is a back room with a pool table available. There seemed to be a lot of Quebec locals in the bar, but some Americans as well. The bathroom was quite dirty. The DJ spoke mostly French, and it seemed like he was playing the same songs over and over on a loop.

Most of the dancers speak English and some are quite friendly. They ranged across pretty much all age ranges and looks. I only saw 5 dancers on the night that I went, but all were pretty enough. I doubt there's much room in the VIP area for many "acrobatics" though. You will get more mileage from a dancer at a place like Bar Rendez-Vous Erotica in St. Athanase, Quebec.

I might be back at this club in the future, if I saw a feature dancer on the menu that I wanted to see.


Went by this club this weekend as they were having an aniversary party. Seems that it was a 1 year party since the club was bought by the new owners. They had a realy hot and talented Feature dancer. Fantastic show. Then of course there were the club dancers, who were hot also. Had a couple of "private dances" that were very satisfying...lol Plan to go back soon.

Went to Chez Diane on a recent Fri night. This place is in a small town in the middle of nowhere, but pretty accessible from Montreal, and the border areas of NY and VT. On entering, the small bar is on the left, tables are straight ahead, dance stage to the right. Farther to the right behind the stage are private boots. Decor is ok, not fancy. The booths are plain but clean. Cover is $3, and a Candadian beer is $5.25. The girls are pretty good looking, ranging 6 to 8. On this night, about a dozen girls were hanging around, with one overweight girl, and the rest slim, most with natural breasts. They are an international collection. I met a couple of locals, a russian, and a girl from the Dominican Republic. Stage dancing was limited to one girl every other song. Not much tipping going on at the stage. The girls will sit with you, chat, and steer you toward the booths.Then what is the appeal? Well, other than a very high contact lap dance for $20, there is the likelihood you will also have a little negotiation session in the booth. The girls were uniformly aggressive in seeking more than the standard fare, and giving personalized service in return.

The "Chez", as we call it in this area, has some of the sexiest and most talented dancers in Canada. They are very attractive and most attentive, making it certain that you will be leaving on three legs. LOL That is "if" you want to. Wink Wink