the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

On my last visit to Philly a couple of weeks ago, I befreinded a dancer at the club named Mystery. She is an older black chick who has given birth to 6 kids, but she is still very sexy and very friendly. After a while, she convinced me to try a private dance in the back. The room consists of 3 couches that are reminiscent of the 70's. Despite the decor, I must say that this was the best private dance I have ever had. I definitely recommend spending time with Mystery if you visit this club.

Stopped in a Friday afternoon. A decent crowd. Bar service was faster then has been in the past. There were 4 dancers working. One was a little older, one wasn't bad looking but was acting bored, a russian (I think her name is Sasha) and a blond who was a bit goth, but very flat chested. I would have gotten a dance from her, but by the time her set was over, I had to leave. One of the bad things about this bar is the dancers dance to 4 songs before their set is over, so there can be a long wait for a couch dance.

All in all, not bad.

Was surprised to find that the dancer talent here has improved (slightly) since my last visit. Saw several ladies who were at least in the 6/7 range. Got CDs from two of them and they were good--but the furntiure and the floor in the CD room is hazardous. Overall, this is an old, neighborhood bar, complete with pool tables and cheap drinks, so if you're not into decor and just wan to hang out out, it's not bad.

Visited this place once again during a recurring visit to Philly. The crowd was very light for a Thursday night, but there were a couple of nice looking dancers including Sherrie. We chatted for a few minutes and we went to the back room for a "private" dance. Got quite a bit of mileage out of these dances as she allowed me to touch anywhere I wanted and I got her to rub me the right way as well. I will definitely get more lap dances from Sherrie in the future.

When I first entered this club, it had all the makings of a real dump (smoky & old). However;upon spending a few minutes in the club I found there is some real talent in the place. One talent who caught my eye is Farrah, a blonde MILF with legs that just won't quit. We chatted for a few minutes and she asked me if I wanted to do a private dance. I agreed and we went to a back room with 3 sofas. She began her lap dance and when requested, she began to provide extra service :-). Fellas, if Farrah is working I highly recommend a lap dance from her. It will be well worth it!

Made another visit recently and things are largely unchanged (this bar almost never changes)--with one exception. Ran into a dancer I had seen in other clubs in the area and got one of the best CDs I've ever gotten. Don't know if this is a sign for the future or a one time aberration--hope it's the latter. Even the other dancers that were working the evening I was there were a bit of an improvement over the talent I've seen there in the past.

Last visit here was pretty depressing. 4 dancers working, none of whom was even the slightest bit interesting. Decor and ambience rate about a two and that's being generous. Pretty much the same any time you visit, although there is one hottie who comes in once or twice a month. Clientele is mixed. Location is pretty convenient and the area is quite safe. The good news is that it is cheap "fun" becuase prices are about as low as you'll find anywhere in the area.

stopped in on a weekday afternoon. there were 3 girls working, all 5-6. had a dance with the youngest. very skinny, but very friendly. we talked about the club, other clients that try to get her to do stuff. dances are 20. had 3 without knowing it. the lapdance area is sort of raunchy. i think they added it as an afterthought since all the other clubs have them. since i work close, i will stop again, but there are much better clubs in the region.

This is a local's bar. I stop in from time to time after business in Trenton. The service is slow and the dancers are hit & miss.

Stopped in on Friday night. The parking lot was empty, but the bar was crowded with a lot of regulars and groups. The service was awful. There were 2 bar tenders and I still waited over 10 minutes to get served. Then she starts walking around the bar with my change. Took her another 10 minutes to get it back to me. In the mean time, I had 2 dancers stop by for tips. Lucky I had some singles in my pocket. After I got my beer, I saw 2 other customers walk out because they never got served and a group leave because they were waiting for 20 minutes for a refill. Both bar tenders were too busy talking with the regular customers.

There were 5 dancers. 3 were hot, but not interesting. One was skinny with missing teeth. The other was older but lively. The 3 hot ones were worth watching on stage, but I wouldn't have done a couch dance with any of them. I saw the 3 hot ones go to the back with other customers for couch dances and not stayed more than 1 song, so my guess is, they weren't worth.

I'll go back when in the area because I've had good times here and some OK dancers. I would suggest not going on Friday nights when it's crowded.


What a shithole. Stopped by on a Monday night and there were 3 girls, ranging from 2-5. They would dance a couple of dances on stages embedded inside the bar and then walk slowly around begging for dollar tips. The women here are surly and have zero business sense. My friend and I came with money to burn and walked out with just about all of it intact. A couple of times I asked for VIP dances and got turned down! Unbelievable. The dancers spent all of their time with locals including this half-comatose Grizzly Adams-looking motherfucker. I finally got a dance from this worn out hag and she spent the whole time yakking about her kids. Gee, what a turn on. Avoid this crap pile like the plague.

This is your basic neighborhood bar that happens to have dancers. i have been going here on and off for more years than i want to admit. they now have a lapdance room that is available. you basically need to ask the dancers for a visit. the owner feels that the lapdances take away from his patrons ability to spend money on drinks and food. dancers are 4-8 on the 10 point scale. i find that they are very friendly, especially to the regulars. limitted food menu. cheap beer. when i have gotten dances, they are good quality. multiple songs can be hampered by the fact that the dancer needs to get back on stage. again, not a bad place.