the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

What are they doing to my old hang-out? The neighborhood bar is undergoing some changes. There's a sign saying they are under new management. The sign on the door said that they don't open until 3 on weekdays during renovations. Looks like they'll have a real DJ booth soon. There were actually 5 girls there at 3PM when there used to be 2 or maybe 3. Only one of the dancers did I need beer goggles to appreciate. Actually had a couch dance from one of my ATF redheads. CD area needs work. It looks like there will eventually be 3 stages for the high traffic times. I hope their optimism isn't misplaced. I'm not sure we need another gentlemen's club. The old place suited me just fine. I only gave the rating I did because of the in-process construction. It's tough to admire scenery with an open ceiling and stuff hanging from the overhead. I'll have to see after the work is done.

The girls were great looking, very intimate. I talked to a lot of them. No lap dances but a lot of ways to tell a girl what you wanted her to do on stage. They have a great DJ and the food is very, very good. I went in on a Friday and the whole parking lot was full, but I still got attention from every girl that I wanted to. The drinks were strong also.

Turks is under new management. They now have a DJ and a happy hour buffet. I only stopped in to see if the rumors of new management was true. I plan on going and staying for awhile to see how it is now and I'll write a detailed review after I do.

This place will never be a Gentlemen's Club. It's a neighborhood bar with dancers. It's classic like an old pair of shoes is classic. There is no DJ. The girls bring their own music to dance to. Mostly stop by late afternoons. Maybe there are 3 girls working. The bartender is generally the best looker in the place. Finally had a Couch Dance. Heard they remodeled a while ago to add a CD room. the girl behaved even without a bouncer. Standard $20.00. Unfortunately, with only 3 girls, she wouldn't stay beyond 2 songs. Not missing her turn on stage was most important. Still trying to figure if that's a bad thing. At least I didn't empty the wallet.

Foxy the bartender, who is also a dancer, has a terrible attitude. I am always careful to not piss her off. She has nice big tits though and she'll show them to you for a dollar tip! Girls dance pretty well here--especially the russian dancers. Most of the dancers are older and have that worn out look. Kateyes is the best although she wouldn't give me a peek of the kitty after 2 lap dances--told me to go see her at the other club where she works--it's nude dancing there. Overall not a bad place to stop and have a few beers and enjoy watching some dancers.

This is a real local dive go go bar if anything. I stopped in 1 afternoon for lunch. I found out they fired their kitchen staff and don't server lunch anymore. This place was practilly empty. There was 1 girl on stage and she was about a 4. I had 1 soda and left. As I was leaving i saw 1 other girl come out and she was also a 4. I took this place out of my GPS and will not be back. Not much to really say about this place. Girls pick a cd out of the cse next to the radio and then when there done dancing they switch back to the radio. There is a period in between girls with no dancers on stage.

Went at 8pm on a Wed. Night. Beer was less than $4, wasn't charged a cover, but the stage was mostly behind/to the side of the bar and dancers only sat with regulars. There wasn't much happening and it didn't appear that there were any private dances to be had.

Parking could be tough, but it is very close to the airport so proximity might win out. Overall the dancers were 4's-8's gravitating toward the lower side. 8 - 8:30pm seemed to be the transition time though for the dancers, if if you were a regular, the dancers coming off shift spent a lot of time at the bar. More of a hang-out place than a quality strip club.

Also, the dancers came off stage in between songs to change their own Cd's...

Great for a topless place! Cheap beer, and good looking girls on the night I went. There was about 4 girls there on a weeknight. Cateyes was my favorite. She has a great body, is a good dancer, and is very nice to talk with. Also a really hot tall blonde russian girl was there!!! Bartender is a pain but everyone else makes up for her attitude.

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon a few weeks back. Crowd was light (guess everyone was working like I should have been). There were I believe 3 girls working. Very nice and pleasant ladies. Glad to sit around and chat but i guess thats what happens when it's a slow day. Only complaint the club is a little on the dark side. When someone opened the front door everyone would squint but other than that a nice place to spend an afternoon.

I have to make it back to see the night life someday

Stopped by Friday in the afternoon. If you are in town on Business and want to go to a GoGO Bar , than this is it. Nothing fancy , decent kitchen with typical bar food. The girls dance on stage to songs they play on the cd player. Good variety of girls...White , Black and a few Latino's. Stop in and say hi to Foxy the Mgr/ Bartender during the day shift. This club is just 5-10 mins. South of the Philadelphia airport.