Strip Clubs in Columbia, Pennsylvania
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Stopped in on a Thursday nite with two friends. Picked this place because it was the closest club to where we were staying. Had no trouble finding it, it's in a residential neigborhood and the sign is easy to spot. No parking lot so we had to circle the block several times in search of on street parking and wound up having to walk a couple of blocks. Not a problem though as the neighborhood seems pretty safe.
We arrived around 10:30 PM, cover was $10. Club is very small but wasn't crowded. Maybe 10-15 customers altogether. Seven or eight girls working, ranging from 5-7 in looks. All friendly and the hustle factor was pretty low. They'd ask for a dance but wouldn't push it if you declined. A very small stage tucked into one narrow corner really limited stage-side seating to two chairs. So the girls would get up on stage for one or two songs, then come down and work the crowd near the stage for another couple of songs and collect tips. Nice little mini-laps for a dollar or two. Never more than half a dozen customers by the stage so the wait wasn't bad. Girls played their own music so no annoying DJ to endure. Didn't try any laps but my friend got a few from several different girls and seemed happy with them. Obviously no bouncer so it looks like the girls set their own limits. A nice laid-back kind of place, nothing fancy or upscale. Worth checking out if you're in the area but not worth traveling for.
Went to this club on a Tuesday night, around 10. There were 3 girls working, 2 were between a 6 and a 7 and one was a 9 (Christina, I think). The place is poorly laid out, it's all broken up so that you need to pretty much directly in front of the stage to see the show. There's no touching the dancers, even their elbows or calfs. $10 cover, $20 for a dance, plus the buck or two for the stage show and at the rail. I'm used to being able to touch the dancers, so that was a huge downer. I probably won't be back to this place.
This is a very small club with usually 5 or so girls working. The place is a little too well lit, needs more of the "club" lighting and atmosphere. The girls range from 0's to 7's. The plus...I've had several great lapdances here. Always makes a place worth a try.
This place isn't great, its not horrible either. Its a small, poorly laid out place. On the upside the atmosphere is pretty laid back, and the bartender is cute (and she has great tits if you can get her to show them to you). Their dancers vary greatly from night to night, and there are usually many less than listed on the club's schedule. Most of the girls do double duty at Adult World in Harrisburg (so its a good way to see some of them without the drive to the city). Its also the only all nude club between reading and Harrisburg (for those of us in Lancaster this makes a difference).
To be completely honest, the lack of parking, the bad selection of dancers and so on aren't the main problem with the club. The manager spends so much time on the club's website, that hes not out there recruiting new dancers, but rather spamming his site's message board and carrying on about how great his website is (its not all that great... something like you'd make in junior high school...
Is the club worth visiting? It can be, it got a lot better about a year ago and now has been taking a steep nosedive over the past few months. Its better than any of the alternatives if you don't feel like traveling to harrisburg or reading... I'm concerned however, that if the Cashmere Social Club opens this place will cease to be.
I don't know what I was thinking. Perhaps I was too lazy to go to the block or AW, or didn't have enough time to go to PH. It has been a long time since I've been this disappointed after leaving a nude BYOB club. Don't get me wrong, there were some attractive girls dancing. But that was it. The dancers were either incredibly boring or incrediblly bored. They either sat with their regulars, or sat with each other waiting for the place to close. Under the new owner, Rich, I think, the club is offering $20. laps, no touching, with a $10. cover. Contact between dancers and customers is non-existent, unless you're a BOYFRIEND or a REGULAR. I had one, uninspired, lap. I rate it as high as a 3 because the tediously, self absorbed, and shamelessly, self promoting owner was not behind the bar. But his equally unsociable ex was. Give me a break! Where was Sunshine or Chloe?