the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

Came in here on Saturday afternoon, and as usual I wasn't totally disappointed. I have to learn to say no to the princesses that haunt this place. My first set of dances from one of the ubiquitous European ladies were below average for Toronto, but the second set from a healthy cute blonde native (a girl that I mistakenly said no to the first time she asked) were gold. It's not often that a dancer will get off while with me, and less often that she's such a willing participant in the fun. :-)

Yeah, the $20 cover to get into the VIP sucks ass, but if you're getting more than a couple of dances while you're there then complaining about it means that you can't afford what you're doing in the first place. At least in this club you will get your money's worth overall if you think with your upper head before saying yes. ;-)

A couple of friends from work wanted to check this place so we went on Saturday night, the cover charge was $5 that night. The interior was nicer that I expected, nicer and bigger stage then some of the places we usually went to. The place was pretty busy when we got there, which was around 11:30, but quite a few people were there to watch UFC and left after it was done. Only thing i didn't like was you had to pay $20 everytime for VIP area.

Decided to try this club as I was looking for something new and as a fallback it was near another one of my GTA favorites, Whiskey A-Go-Go.

So, what can I say about this club? First, the interior was nicer than I would have thought. It was reasonably clean, albeit a tad cheesy. It's not as clean as either Brass Rail or Tresures (for comparison). Locale is seemingly safe with ample street parking and plenty of cab traffic.

I'd rate the women in the 5-8 range. I didn't see any 9's or higher. There was a good mix of body types, and only one women who I thought should have retired years ago. There was a mixed of natural and enhanced, although far fewer of the latter category for my personal taste. There was a mix of mostly white with I think two black and maybe two asian dancers. Near 25 total was my estimate on this Wednesday night circa 11:30 PM. Most dancers were willing to approach you and took a "no" good naturedly.

I had sets of dances with two different dancers. As one of the earlier reviewers mentioned, they will hit you up $20 dollars every time you go to the private rooms. Since I went with two different dancers I got hit twice and just amortized that over the number of dances. Also, since the covercharge was $2, it was kind of like just paying a $22 cover charge (first time). And, where the second time I could see how it would become annoying.

Jasmine was my first experience. Eastern European in origin, with a very cute face. Had large, natural breasts and an okay body, but certainly not to be confused with rockhard. At the start of our dance she pulled out the hand sanitizer which she used on her hands and pumped on mine. (First time that's happened.) She explained it was one of her rules. After our first dance she without hesitation informed me of the extras that were available if I was interested. HJ $100, BJ $200, and FS $300. All with protection she added. Since this was not really something I was looking for I just enjoyed a second dance with you. Dances were good mileage with reasonable mutual touching. I never tried for the kitty but thought at the time I probably would have gotten away with it. She seemed disappointed that I ended after two songs, but I agreed to dances early with her--which I usually don't do--and wanted to scope out some of the other talent.

My second set was with Eva, also an Eastern European. Eva was an older dancer. Much better figure, i.e. more toned, but also obviously fake breasts. Her dances were slightly more sensual and more pleasurable since as her figure was better (and let's face it, fantasy is a big part of the whole thing...) She said extras were available but I didn't inquire further as I just wanted to sample a second dancer for the review.

Overall, highly recommend the club if you want the options of extras with some moderate to hot women. On stage sets were three songs, third song fully nude, and moderate to uninspired depending on the dancer. I can't really say "go for the stage shows" and honestly I'd say Whiskey A-Go-Go's are better. Song length seemed decent. 4 minutes my guess. I can't comment too much on drink prices. My 8 oz. water costs me $5.25 plus $2 tip. I would have like no cover charge more since $2 seems like a waste and of course there's another tip jar there too. My only really gripe was the $20 per access to private booths. With only two dances it jacks the cost to $30 per dance, but with four or so it evens out very quickly. What kept it from being a 10? Well, a few more, hotter dancers and eliminate the $20 per VIP room access. What made it a 9? High mileage and enthusiastic, attractive women willing to go the distance.

I've been to this place a few times now on various business trips. It's a reasonably upscale joint with a big TV and a one large multi-level stage. It's pretty far away from the center of Toronto and I suspect that's why it's not usually very busy. It does have a separate smoking room with a separate bar area where a lot of the women hang out but since I don't smoke, I don't go in there.

There are some VERY nice looking women in here, mostly Czech it seems. There is a smattering of other Eastern European, Latin American, and Quebec chicks. The reason why I rate this place so high is that they're willing to go a lot further here than at pretty much any other club I've been to. Pretty much every girl is always into a lot of contact, and most are okay with playing with your penis. A few offer handjobs and there's the occasional offer of a blowjob or sex, all reasonably priced (for my American tastes).

The only thing I have against the place are after you pay the cover to get in ($2 to $20 depending on day), you still have to pay $20 cover to go to one of the two VIP areas to get a dance. So pick a girl, go up once, and make sure to make the most of your time in the VIP area.

This place unfortunately has been the target of recent raids-too bad, see my preivous reviews it was a beautiful club-the good news is the almost all the ladies have moved to Cannonball-all the way acroos town however.
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Club Pro is located North West of Downtown Tornto, you need a car a cab will cost a fortune,it is worth the trip. In general most clubs out of the GTA in the suburbs offer more options.
Situated in an industrial area,Pro club is a high end looking eatblishement with very nice selection of dancers of various ethnic origins,Decor is non your typical strip club cheese-and is quite modern looking-actually it has the appearence of a trendy night club.
Dances take place on a large main stage and there are 2 VIP rooms-one costs 20 & one 30$,I beleive table dances are only in the VIP areas. The dancers circluate offering their services,be patient and dont grab the 1st one-unless shes really hot.
Depending on the lady mileage can be pretty good-if all goes well have a long coat to avoid an embarrasing umm tell tale marks of good grindage.