the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

Not the classiest place, and a wide range of shapes, sizes, colours and ages available. Some real hustlers and rip off artists too. Its Ok if your in the area, but I wouldn't go out of my way to visit the place.

VIP looks like it could use an upgrade, as the couches are just gross.

Drink prices are reasonable and the beer is actually on ice.

There seems to be lot of women that are past their prime here, and there are a few who offered me more then just a dance, but the price for that was way too high.

First time at Nikki's the bar is a real small town type of bar....but I didn't come for the atmosphere. The drinks were cheap and the girls were very friendly and attentive. There weren't any 8-10's but the two girls I had certainly put a smile on my face. Amy and Erica were both worth it and were both freindly and funny and left me thinking I have to visit this place again on my way down the 401. Worth the side trip off the highway

Make no mistake about it, this is a dive bar so I felt at home. If I remember right, Blue is $5, Crown and water was $7. Our first waitress was so slow. I could have brewed beer faster than she fetched it. The second one was much better but not outstanding.

However! The dancers are pretty hot and friendly. There were quite a few so many of them sat and socialize, even on a busy Friday night. There was a nice mix racially as well as body shape. Nothing over an 8 but nothing below a 5 either.

There just isn't any stage tipping. I don't remember seeing a single guy go up and tip.

The VIP looks like its outfitted with used college furniture. Looking past that, the nude lappers in the semi-private booths are pretty decent. With 3 strippers, I got 3 different levels of mileage. First one stroked me through my pants some and let me pet the kitty. Second one was pretty tame, just groping for the most part. Third one stuck her kitty in my face, I would have dined but it was after 1am, how fresh can it be? So I fingered her for most of two songs.

We left at close. We stopped by the gas station (Esso?) on the way back into town and within 3 minutes, about half the dancers came through buys cigs. I talked to my 3rd there for a minute. I think I could have hooked up had I tried. So that's the last chance OTC hook-up spot.

Visited Nikki's on a Sunday, (other clubs in London are not open on Sundays). Things don't change here to much, doormen, bartenders, waitstaff are some of my favorites, they do a good job and there never seems to be any trouble here. Girls are a mixed bag, a lot of the old who have been there as long as the dated furniture, many from TO, east euro, asians, blacks in quite a few shapes and sizes. The furniture in the private area is awful, they should have a chiropractor on-site after being on those couches. For the most part about what you expect from a "country" strip club.

It has been a while since I have been back at Nikkis. The place hasn't changed much, no surprise there. It is still the same old country strip joint, although with all the deveolpment around Woodstock, I assume that will change. They still have the same mix of skanky and sweet, mostly skanky on this night. There seem to be more black girls every time I come here. The staff is still friendly and the beer is still cold. Didn't have any offers of extras although everyone says its available from the "right" girls. My guess is that it is the wrong girls. Always ok for a beer and some nudity.

Headed back to Niki's on a Sunday and, once again, it was a little dead, but I grabbed a drink and sat down at a table by my lonesome. The bar had about 6 dancers at the time, and the cutest one came over to chat first. The small talk commenced and we headed into the back for a fairly standard dance which I ended after two songs.

Headed back to my desk and was soon approached by a shapely black gal who took me into the back and was very friendly. The dance would have been actually amazing had it not been for her slight BO problem. Still, the dances were heavenly and I managed through three before ending the night.

Still a fun night was had and it's a usual easy recommendation from me. Hope to get back soon.

Well I have been a "semi-regular" at this club for some time now. I made a stop this past weekend and I am sorry to say this is the worst I have seen it in quite a while. The line-up of girls was not very good and the choices somewhat limited. This has not been the norm here. The bartenders are friendly, but when I sat down there was no one serving the tables. Had a beer and left. I'll assume this visit was sub-par due to the beautiful weather we have been having.

Monthly stop back at Nikkis. My favorite dancer Posey was there. She is always worth a few dances in the back. You can only take a few, because these couches are about as bad as they come. Mileage varies based on the dancer, but from what I hear there are a few that are pretty liberal. Prices and service ok. Pretty good selection of girls on the night I was there. The place is pretty consistent. It is a good "country" strip club.

First time back in quite a while. As far as appearance, staff, beer, not much has changed. The line up has changed and not for the better. Like many other Ont strip clubs the mix of girls has changed as the business has got a bit dirtier. The "dancer" of 2007 is more like a street corner hooker than a stripper. I understand that may have its place, but it is not for me. Most business people can't take clients for entertainment anymore. The owners need to "police" themselves a little bit, or they are going to have nothing more than a brothel.

A return trip to one of the "old style" clubs was on the agenda. Funny thing is the furniture in this club was so old, it actually can back in style. Then they replaced it with some more outdated crap. That aside, this is always a fun club. Me and some bud's had a great time last week. A big variety of colors, shapes, services. Most guys can find what they want. Service ok, prices average, but the couches in back are worse than any, anywhere. My back has not recovered. I will be back, but it is sort of a long drive from Flint, MI.