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September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

The Palace East was my first visit to a Canadian club. This one is hidden back on Dillingham on the east side of the street. As you walk in the cashier both is on the right, and then through the doors. There is a main stage straight ahead. The bar is on the right and the men's room is in the back right corner. VIP area to the left with booths against the left wall.

I was killing time on a Thursday afternoon during my visit. There was a blonde knockout on stage. Foolishly, I had a drink at the bar while I waited to gauge the caliber of the talent. One drink turned to two, then three, then four as I hoped things would get better. Things just got worse, and the beers didn't help. The blonde never came back and she didn't work the room for table dances either - I looked. One girl picked me out and made for some nice flirting and conversation, but I was really looking for someone who was height weight proportionate.

Keep in mind this is the only club in the area AND it was a Thursday afternoon. It is my hope that things get better later at night or on weekends. But unless you want a drive into downtown Toronto and deal with the parking, you take what you can get.

-MQ

I worked at this club one night nothing really amazing but some of the girls in my opinion really knew how to work the pole! and basically there was 1 older lady the rest of the girls if she had a nice but then her face was o.k if she had a pretty face then her body was O.k so none of them were totally busted some of them were really pretty and all of them seemed to know what they were doing

This place is going downhill fast. The town wants them gone and they know it, so they are carefull (whish takes away anything fun). First the doorman quizzes everybody at the door about if they have had anything to drink like they are a common criminal. The entire facility is filthy. Strict no touching policy. Girls are rude and ugly. Every time I get dragged there I hope for improvement but am always disappointed. Save your money.

This is the equivalent of an old age home for strippers.

Don't get your hopes up based on the photos of dancers covering the outside of the building. The dancers inside tend to be past their prime. There were several who must have been in their 40s, and most of the others were overweight.

The two best dancers at Jilly's that I saw would be average (at best) at another club.

It's really a shame, because if the dancers were better it could be a great club. It's smaller, so most seats have a great view of the stage, and the layout is generally good.

Beer was $6.75 I think. There is a VIP charge, but since I did not partake due to the quality of the dancers, I have no idea how much it is.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Mystique has gone to Male Dancers on Friday & Saturdays. The rest of the week is still girls dancing. The club is on it's way down, but still alright for a beer with some scenery away from downtown in your home neighbourhood.

But just as one club is dying another is born - why not check out the new Jay Jays Inn in Etobicoke (2847 Lake Shore Blvd. West). It's the new one that's been in all the papers because the community complained. It's really slow but it has a lot of potential and I hope it takes off.

Had been in TO for a week on business, and needed some entertainment on my last night there. The ratings here made the club sound worth trying.

Coming from south of the 49th and used to lots of restrictive US rules about these places, I was in for a few shocks. First off, (pleasant shock) the club is not hidden in some industrial wasteland or down a deserted downtown alley. Its in the middle of suburbia. As I came down from the subway station (~ 5 mins walk), I passed houses with gardens, office blocks, then a strip of shops, restaurants, and finally the Mystique Lounge.

Another shock (bad) when I walked in. About 11pm on an early weeknight, and I was almost the only customer. Even in Boston, there are more customers at this time! There were a couple of other guys sittings with some dancers, but they left after I'd been there about 10 mins. You walk straight in off the street, no entry fee, everything is on one level with the bar on the right, single stage on the left, and sofas and chairs in between. There's private booths at the front and back of the club.

Beer was about $6.50 for a Heineken - a nice change from the $9-10 in the US. But I was still disturbed by how quiet the club was. There was maybe 5-6 dancers around, most not very attractive. Their clothing wasn't really imaginative either. The dancer who had been on stage, but hadn't stripped down, came down and joined me at the bar almost immediately. It took about 5 mins for another dancer to replace her on the stage. We talked for a few mins - it was all hustle from the opening line - but maybe that made sense given the time and location. She told me the front booths were $20 per song, the back booths were for a half hour at undetermined price. I could have two girls in a booth for twice the price.

Despite the fact I wasn't warming to her personally, she did have a great body, so eventually I let her hustle me into the booth. We had three songs together. She wore a tied tshirt, bra, panties and micro skirt. After the first song, she had the panties off and the skirt rode up her waist. She undid the shirt and unclipped the bra during the second song. The mileage was pretty high, with breasts rubbed in my face, excellent views of the kitty, and great grindage. I got to touch her ass gently a few times. While this was working out great, I hoped that maybe there would be a gem out there amongst the dearth of customers and attractive dancers, so I stopped her at three dances.

I walked out and sat on a sofa watching the stage for a few mins. Another 5 or 6 dancer with her top on. Then along came the gem. Tatiana from Serbia. She was tall, thin, and had spectacular, all genuine DD's. She was in a tight fitting dress and boots. I was done at "hello". We talked for a few mins, and she ushered me into her "office".

If the first dancer gave great mileage, Tatiana was 10 times better. She took the dress off immedaitely, but teased me by keeping her bra and panties on for most of the first song, before finally dropping the panties and then revealing the twins in their glory. She smashed them in my face when she wasn't grinding me like no tomorrow. When she knealt in front of me, she massaged my erection with the top of her head, or tried to suck me through my jeans. After two or three songs, she guided my hands to her perfect ass, and let me massage and squeeze her butt cheeks . She could bend over and get the perfect grinding position that made me feel like I was fucking her right there. She has the motion and pressure points down pat. She straddled me and let me run my hands from her ass all up and down her back as she leant into me. She stood up and stood astride me, and plucked her clit from between her moist lips and began to play with it, inches from my face. After about 5 songs, as she was leaning back against my chest, she took my hands to her breasts, and encouraged me to massage them and squeeze and stroke her erect, hard nipples. We contiuned in this position or the fucking-doggy-style position until we'd been through seven songs, and I told her I needed to stop.

It was truly one of the most amazing lap dance experiences I've ever had - a true GFE as she tried to kiss me and pur in my ear throughout as well. However, then came the problem.

I thought I was out of cash and needed to pay her. I went to the ATM machine on premises. Unlike other ATMs in Canada in the US, it doesn't let you choose the bank account to deduct funds from - a problem for me (joint account). Second, it was going to assess a 15% service charge. Finding this out bought a sudden end to the half hour of fun, but then I found some extra cash. Tatiana was very accomodating, and wanted to ensure I wouldn't end up in any domestic trouble.

She was the pure gem in an otherwise near-deserted, undistinguished neighborhood titty bar. Tatiana alone is responsible for raising my rating to 8, and dancer rating to 7 from a probable 5. From a US point of view, that value rating would have been 10, except for the ATM! Make sure you bring enough cash before you enter!

Drove by on the weekend and saw a new sign in front of the doorway... Male Dancers, Fri. and Sat. nights...... Oops... That would explain the over developed clit I saw on the last dancer I had... lol... Not sure what happened to the girls or how long this has been going on....Girl dancers are every other night of the week.... This will change the girls over I think.... Alot of girls worked only on Fri. and Sat. nights... Since i am not allowed out on school nights...lol... This pretty much excludes me from going here any longer....

Went to this place, looking for something different in TO. It was very quite with a few locals. The girls were few in number, but high in quality. They have a full menu and thay also offer private boths for dances. Got good mileage on my dances from numerous girls. The more dances you get the better the mileage is what I noticed. If you looking for a easy going place to pass sometime, I would suggect it....

The club is much nicer than you would anticipate from the outside; that said - don't walk, take a cab. It is not a particularly good neighbourhood. The girls really range; there are some very unattractive girls and some unexpectedly attractive ones. There are 5, 10 and 20 dollar dances - although I don't think there is much point to a 10 dollar, much less a five dollar dance. The drinks were priced, somewhat unexpectedly, like regular bar drinks. There was a $10 cover for the VIP, which I don't think was unreasonable. I did find a curious smell - like there had been a leak in the roof and the dampness never really dried, but overall I was incredibly impressed with just how cheap it was. You can negotiate an hourly rate with individual girls that is just very, very cheap; there are some fairly impressive stage shows. The club is kind of large for the number of customers, and the VIP is upstairs (I regularly go clubbing with someone wheelchair bounds, so I notice accessibility issues).

Wow, perhaps I was caught off guard by the difference in Canadian clubs vs US. The club itself was nice, though a little pricey for drinks. I must have arrived somewhat early for their crowd (9:30-ish) because the place was almost empty for the first half hour, then filled up quick. Now I understand why. Several girls to choose from that looked great. I needed to get up early for a meeting so I wasn't planning to stay long or spend much money. However, I immediately say 2-3 girls that looked great and thought, well maybe just one dance from each of them.

Two hours and $400 later I was headed to my hotel. I was by myself, but somehow satisfied. All the dancers I spent time with had the right attitude. The last one was awesome, has to be top 3 of al the dancers I have ever enjoyed. She teased, she talked dirty, she used friction, she just knew exactly what she was doing. I will definitely go back next time I am in Toronto.

Someone I was working with recommended Upper Brass as a good place to hang out and kill some time while in town. Ordinarily I wouldn't complain, but it was a total sausage fest in there. 5 guys, and I could only find 2 girls. Oh yeah, and the waitress that I saw twice in the hour that I was there.

I'd love to review the dances, but I was never remotely inclined to getting one. One girl was a 4 and the other girl was a 6, so I guess the average for the club is a five. I was hoping to find a nice local joint to hang out, but instead I just crossed another off the list. No plans to revisit.

At 10:30 the upstairs was totally dead (2 guys, 3 girls) and even the waitresses might as well not have been there.

By 11:00, there were many more guys, but still very few girls. The ones that were there were not all that good looking, or even friendly. It's like they couldn't be bothered. You'd think that the girls would be more interested in guys who are willing to pay a $20 cover, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Next time I'll checkout the downstairs and not even bother going up.

I went to the club last weekend, and it was a fabulous experience. The girls are mostly 7's or above and really friendly. The waitresses don't push too hard for drinks, but the cool thing is that the club is a nude club and allows you to drink alcohol, which helps to create a real fun experience. Lap dances are only 20 dollars and are worth every penny. The booths are private and curtained off, so you can have some good quality time with your dancer of choice. I enjoyed sampling the room. This place is a high recommend.

OK club. Downstairs is crowded and loud, and the dancer to patron ratio is not very good. Upstairs is much nicer, but you need to pay a $20 cover to enter up there. Fewer people, though, and more intimate setting. You can sit and get to know the dancers some, and the private booths are somewhat private. Still not a ton of girls, but also far fewer patrons. Drinks are pricey (this is downtown Toronto), and the atmosphere is only OK. Overall you are better off heading down to the Falls if you can get there.

Arrived at this club on a Friday afternoon. We didn't pay a cover and the Molsens were about 5 us dollars. There were only 3 girls visably working when we arrived but by 5 there were around 5. Had a private dance with a South American girl (8) but had a nice Brazilian booty and knew how to use it. I had a couple of dances and was in heaven. Semi private booth dances cost 20 per song. I have heard great things about this club and look forward on getting back there during the evening hours.

My trips to Canada have been cut way back, so I don't get to go here as often as I might like. The Canadian clubs are nice in that you get full nudity, decent contact and alcohol service all in the same package. That is why I like going; and this is my favorite club in Toronto, both because of the really hot dancers and because of the location.

On this last trip I did dances with three different girls. The first one was nothing special. The second one was better, but not outstanding. The last one rocked my world.

I always leave here happy.

Other than the very odd stage setup, nice club. Long skinny stage, NOBODY sitting at the rail. Most people were sitting back at the tall tables away from the stage. Dancers circulate around the tables.

Private dances are done in cubby seating in the back. It's not terribly private, but not in the open either. One problem, the back door to the club swinging open brings a gust of cold air each time. Don't even want to think about that door in the depths of winter. The local custom of a cloth between the nude dancer and customer also takes a bit getting used to.

I was in town for meetings and decided to stop by. It was a sunday night about 9. I was surprised how busy it was. No cover but the beer prices were very high. $8.50! and they really wanted that 1.50 tip! There were many hot girls there and they came around looking to take you in the back. They were good natured and didn't press the "Maybe later". I did try the back for $20 a song. Not much privacy in small booths looking across from each other. The girls didn't seem to mind. Full contact except where you would expect down below. This seems to be the most upscale place in downtown Toronto. If I'm in town again, I will stop by. Had a great time.

It is expensive with a bad stage setup and no tipping, but as noted before, there are some hot girls here. On my most recent trip I had a two-girl dance, which was my first such experience. I tried to say no, but the pitch was pretty good and both the girls were hot. I did two songs before I had to call an end to the action.

There were tits and pussy everywhere, and I really enjoyed it. However, I couldn't afford too much of it and wouldn't last for much either. It was a fun experience though, something I can say I did once.

I was expecting big things heading to this club but, frankly, left a little disappointed. The girls are good looking, sure. But I got a constant hustle -- and some of the cheesiest tricks: no asking about keeping going leading to an overcounting of the songs; inexplicable variation in the "rules" as a way of talking up the price of a dance. The club's in a great location right downtown and easily accessible from good hotels. But I think it's worth it to rent a car and head out to the suburbs and the airport area.

Like an old favorite jacket, the Brass Rail just keeps pleasing. I stopped in while in town on a business trip. I had a couple of hours to blow and headed to the 'Rail (After a disastrous stop at "Eyes Only" but you can read that review elsewhere. The Rail has it going on. They have a nice club, no cover charge (avoid the upstairs bar with $20 cover) and a smattering of the prettiest girls in town. Yes, there were a few that should find other employment, but for the most part, they were pretty, sexy and very entertaining.

I spent some time with Tiana (she's on their website http://www.brassrailtavern.com/tianna.html) She was cute and funny. She bragged that she was the best dancer in the place. One usually takes that as braggadocio, but when I saw her stage act later in the night, she was right.

I took her back for a couple of dances. The usual rules...no touching 'down there' etc., but my biggest loss was no nibbling of the body...damn...I LIKE that part. To make it even worse, she had those hard nipples that just BEG to be nibbled on....oh well. The dances are in little subdivided couches in the back in a communal room. If you have long legs like I do, you have to make sure you're not impinging on someone else's space when you scoot down for your dance. The downside is a lack of privacy, the upside is you can see the dance style of 6-8 other dancers...it's kind of like window shopping. If you see one that you like, catch her when she's done.

All in all, a classy place with pretty sexy girls. You can't go wrong with that.



This is just about the only fully nude club that my travels bring me into contact with on a regular basis; and it is really nice to see the goods once in a while, especially when the owners of said body parts are smoking hot by anyone's standards. This place isn't the highest mileage in Toronto. The girls aren't always as classy as the atmosphere they try to create. There can be ROBs here at times too. But you'll never be able to say that the girls aren't top-shelf in the looks department.

I miss stage tipping in Canada, but the girls here are really hot. The nudity along with alcohol make up for what is missing. Brass isn't the most high-mileage club in Toronto. However, a good grind from a nude girl is nothing to sneeze at either. I normally leave happy.

My only complaint from the last visit is that the very hottest girls you see on stage are very busy most of the time. I combat this by nursing my drinks at the stage and enjoying the show. The girls have never seemed to circulate here as much as in the States; but they do come around.

The lap area in the back is better then the one up front. I really don't want to go up front, because that seems to be where the newer girls go. The best action I have had has been in the back, and the deeper in you go, the better.

I went here last weekend for as weekend visit to Canada before it gets too cold and the U.S Dollar gets too low for it to be worthwhile. I got here and discussed with a dancer about the U.S Dollar and she said she wanted to see the U.S Dollar devalue a lot more and wanted me to be a part of it by giving her my U.S Dollars which I happily did. It must have worked because I see today the U.S Dollar is sinking fast. Lots of pretty Women here. Canadian Women can be a bit different but there are always some that are fantastic. I do not think i will be able to afford coming here too much as this was a nice place to visit

Usually I go upstairs to the Upper Brass, but decided to check out the downstairs. I was pleasantly surprised. No $20 cover, and more attention from the witresses (I could actually get a drink within 3 minutes of sitting dows. Try that upstairs!).

They have a nice big stage and the girls were both fairly attractive (7+ Range) and very friendly without being too pushy.

The dances were good and I'd definitely go back there again.

Was in Toronto visiting and would like to say the layout of the club was fantastic. The waitstaff was superb and prompt. The girls weren't too pushy either which is comforting; but maybe I was there on a good day...lol. CHECK OUT THE PRIVATE VIP IN THE MEZZANINE...IT'S WORTH IT!!! IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO STOP IN BE SURE TO SAY HEY HEY HEY TO MY GIRLS SHYE SHYE, EBA AND ASIA...HAPPY TEASING...

Was in town for the toronto film festival and poppped in for a visit. overall, not bad, but gurlz ain't as hot as what I see inside the clubs in cali. But there were a couple who made my evening. one was an ethiopian beauty, gorgeous face and generous fake rack. oh, and major booty. said her name was milo.

Danced with 2 others but really didn't click wit 'em. this is definitely a YMMV place.

here, private dances are full nude and this place serves alcohol, that was a surprise. the dancers place a towel over your lap before commencing with the grindin. even though it is full nude, i didn't get the impression this was a high mileage place. nevertheless, with the right dancer, you'll have fun -- just like i found with milo.

Always a good place to watch dancers on stage. Ladies range from 6 to 9 and put on a nice ten minute show and there is minimal time between shows - at least at night. The hustle for private dances is not too intense. Unfortunately the VIP dances are pretty lame and not worth the twenty bucks. Still a good place to spent an hour or two.There is an upstairs as well but have not been there yet. Hopefully there is more action in their private dances.

I was expecting a high end "gentlemen's club" given all the hype and the headlines about ARod's visits. But the Brass Rail is more like clubs of 20 years ago, with uncomfortable chairs and a ranky beer smell. Affer several "wanna dance?" requests, a lovely young blonde Russian with very good surgery took me in the back for a 2000s experience. It started kind of weirdly with a napkin in my lap, but she quickly got nude and started in with fully hands-on, touching-encouraged grinding. I left a happy camper, despite the depressing surroundings.

This was my first time at the Brass Rail, and wasn't really sure what to expect. Certainly by reputation, this is THE place to go for downtown stripclubs but I'd grown up believing "905 is best". I definately got an education.

Went on a Saturday night, and although crowded, was not insanely packed (i.e. did not any problem getting a seat on Perv's Row, just need a little patience).

The girls mostly ranged from 6s to 8s, with a few truly stunning 9/10s scattered in there as well. And most impressive, artificial enhancement was the exception not the norm!!! Some truly great stage shows as well, the highlight of the night had to have been "Alana" who was not only an all-natural stunner, but really did seem to be enjoying herself during her stage-time.

The dances are quite reasonable, with good grind, some touching (as always YMMV) and even a few nibbles snuck in there.

Only complaint is the drinks --- Domestic Beer $8.75, standard cocktails $9.25.

Repeat? Hell yes, (but do some pre-drinking first =)

First of all the women are all at least 7's and some are nearly 10's so it is an easy club on the eyes. I had a few nice dances from Tiana, she was very friendly and encourage mutual touching, but not groping. Then I met a tall brunette from Cypress, can't remember her name. The four dances were good, but when I paid her she said she danced 6 songs. Since all the bouncers are much bigger than me and I don't want to spend the night in jail, I paid and left.

Bottom line, enjoy yourself (the easy part) but watch the girls, as stated a number of times they will rip you off.

This place is easy to get to; I will give it that....

I'm from Toronto so I don't look at this place like a tourist might do. It is a good place but Toronto has better.

It is only worth going to the VIP area. Girls are nice. Lots of Eastern Europeans and Canadian girls. Prices are high; but they are in line with the quality of the women which is like an 8 or 9.

You will get very many requests to dance; don't let it get to you....and the typical "buy the lady a drink" stuff.

Dances are pretty tame...at least the dances I had. Privacy is not that great; but then again I didn't pay for the most private spaces there.

I think I'll check this place out once a year or so; but my regular spots on the west side rule this place.

Club is very easy to get to in a safe area. I went during the day and I was quite surprised to find beautiful women. They said there were 15, but I only saw about 7. All that I did see were 6's thru 8's with one 9. The place was empty so the girls did not circulate. There was no cover and a beer was $8.50. The club was bigger than I thought it would be and was very clean.

The dances that I did see made there rounds asking for dances. There was an earlier review about comparing this place to Tampa; well the girls at the BR can not sell. When they approached me, they would stay are arms length and ask for the dance. There was no smile or any form of seduction to temp you in to getting a dance.

Until I met Zoe, she was a 9 from French Quebec and was hot. We went for quite a few dances and they were very sensual and great conversation (which I prefer). She was 5'3" with a fake rack. She was worth the trip and then some!

As far as I could tell YMMV, and there was no signs of extras. The Private dance was $20/song; no charge to get onto thea lap dance area. Dances were touching both ways, and all areas accessible except the kitty. Nice recline chairs, with partitions in between each. Not very private!

Over all, they say this is the classiest club and Toronto and was worth the visit!

Peace!


Every time I go to Toronto, which has been fairly often recently, I swear that I am going to try some of the other clubs. However, I usually end up at the Brass Rail because it is convenient. And quite honestly, the girls are out of this world hot. Maybe I'd have a different thought on the matter if I were comparing this to one of the more liberal clubs here that I have heard about; but in comparison to the US clubs, only Houston is better, in my opinion.

With that said, YMMV as always. I have found that I have to go through a handfull of girls at BR to find what I am looking for. However, I always end up finding it. Depending on the girl, contact can vary quite a bit. But if you find the right one, she'll grind you into sweet oblivian while she shows you up close and personal views of her most tantalizing secrets.

Even if I do eventually branch out a little when I'm in town, I'm sure I'll keep coming back here. The only real missing ingredient is more interaction at the stage.

Visited the Brass Rail on 12/29. The place was packed. My friend and I was able to find a place to sit after consultation with the bouncer staff. They directed us to a table with everyone else packed like sardines. The girls ranked from 6-8. I didn't see any 9 or 10s but I did see waitresses who are 9 or 10's. The beers round around $9 Cdn - quite a steep price. The attendance in the place started to leave after midnight - my friend and I decided to check out the Upper Rail. There is a $20 per person cover in the upper rail. It's much quieter upstairs and less hussle. It took awhile for the waitress to get us our drinks but they were friendly. Also, no dancers approached us until the end of the evening when the club closes at 2 am. At that time, 2 dancers approached for a last call run. All in all, the upper rail is over rated, save your cover charge and stay downstairs for a dance or 2. The girls circulate between the lower and upper rooms - even though they are separate entities. Too bad the girls were not "hustling" as much as other clubs. I only wish I could say how good the girls are at Brass Rail.