the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

Lots of great girls but almost no clientele at all no matter what day you go. This makes the ladies overly aggressive and they end up undercutting each other's prices. The place has a huge cave like feel and isn't very cosy. Most of the staff is pleasant except for 1 waitress with a bad attitude.

The place is really an old coverted warehouse....but its done fairly nice....typical, lights and stage, with chairs and booths and a VIP room. The girls are mostly in the 6 to 8 range (more 6's than 8's) but they are verrrrrry accommodating. They can get a little aggressive and you have to wave a few off if you want to get a certain girl. You'll be offered all kinds of special services and the girls let you know quickly what you can do. If you need a release this is most definitely the place. Your money goes along way here

Big warehouse club, seats are really close together. Girls are decent saw several 7-8's and a few 9's. Was there for a couple hours. met a cute little blonde with a nice big ass ,named pleasure. went a got a few really high contact high mileage dances at $20 a pop. Drinks are priced strange $6.48 for a beer???
When in the area worth a quick trip

i was there with my buddies the last 4 fridays, each time we stayed for about an hour. we got there around 12:30... 12:45 in the morning.... that's when most of the girls are truly on a prowl.... i had a couple of dances with a different girl each weekend, certainly get your moneys' worth.... and for guys who like busty woman, that is a good place to go.

This place is new and has a smoking room,
Otherwise dark place, but huge and modern with porn movies paying on big screens. the dance room chairs are kinda tight, but otherwise friendly women.

Some may not like the setup of this club, it's basically just a wharehouse with a bar, stage, & vip rooms. But, it works. open space, even when it's packed, it dosn't feel crowded. They have a designated smoking room, although the ventilation system isn't that great. Drinks are reasonably priced (for a strip club) & the women are hot, very fine mix. Had great service to. Will definately be back.

I stopped in here around midnight on a Thursday. There were a lot of cars in the parking lot but the club was fairly empty. The main area of the club, which is quite large, is non-smoking and there's a smoking section off to the side. Maybe that's where the action was. The stage dances were terrible. A couple of fairly heavy girls just putting in their time until the songs were over. The quality of the dancers was very poor. Probably an average of 4 to 5. One girl came out of the private area and had a decent face and not too bad of a body. After a bit she came by to ask about a private dance. Since I hadn't seen any better I took her up on it. The private area is just an adjacent room with some chairs. It's very dark so there is still some privacy. She asked what I wanted and told her a good lap dance. She asked about a blow job? I just asked here "really?" and she just laughed. That's not what I was looking for. I don't want that much contact but I didn't say no. The dance was quite good. A lot of good grinding, with most of it while she was facing me. A little bit of work with her hand but some very well placed grinding. The dance was topless. I was done after the first dance. She was a disappointed and said she didn't even have her bottoms off yet. The quality of girls was not good but the dance was very good and a decent value for the $20 CN and no cover.

I had a really good time at the Midway Invader last night, considering it was monday. As a casual, once-in-a-blue-moon gentlemen's club visitor I really appreciated the relaxed atmosphere and the friendly staff. I did not feel pressured to immediately start buying twelve drinks and twenty private dances. And the lovely ladies (average looks 7.5 out of 10, for those who put stock in such stats), when they did approach me early on, were very gracious when I explained that I just got there and was checking out the stage shows first. I did not get any hard hustle or bad attitude from them.

The club itself is nothing special in terms of architecture. A long rectangular warehouse, done up nicely, with the bar and dj booth near the door at the back, and the big stage at the front, flanked by two big screens. One screen always had sports on, which was nice. The other always had hardcore porn, which I personally don't understand or care for, but to each his own. I think the smut on screen might be there to give patrons an idea of how "liberal" a club Midway Invader is, without having to awkwardly ask, say, one of the dancers. More on that below ...

The atmosphere was lacking a bit, but as I mentioned off the top this was monday night. Not a rowdy crowd, and not a lot of "perverts row" action. On the plus side, this left plenty of seating all around the club, with various views of the stage to choose from. Stingy patrons might consider this next bit a plus - the dancers doing their three songs sets never acted like they were expecting on-stage tips; they were not aggressive, and kept mostly to the middle of the stage. I personally like to tip whenever a good stage performance lures me front and centre, but I don't mind saving a few bucks for drinks and private dances too.

Speaking of private dances. I peeled off a few of my hard earned bills on two kinds of private encounters. One was with a lovely low-hustle dancing queen; a thoroughly enjoyable medium-contact session. It was actually my first time experiencing the higher scales of "mileage" at a strip club, so needless to say I was a kid in a candy store. The other encounter, later in the night, was with a true hustle professional. Nary a stage show from this diva; she just took her 10+ looks to the floor and watched suckers like me beg her to take their money. I don't want to spoil it for the rest of ya, but let's just say the mileage scales got tipped right over in that dark vip lounge ... and I loved it.

I can't wait to go back one of these days, even if I won't always have the kind of extra cash I came into this past weekend. The friendly atmosphere invites you in. And the idea that things can get more than a little friendly keeps you there. Thumbs up.

What a difference a month makes( since LOCO closed). Got a chance to drop by on a Friday night. There was a least 40 girls working. When the place is 3/4's full it is a fun club. Got dances from three ladies . One was average , two were awesome! Still not as good as CB but maybe it will get there.

Midway Invader is the newest club in the gta
as well it has the best food you will find in a strip club
the cleanest bathrooms you will find in any club

has hot girls, and a variety of stage shows from country, dance to rock
as it is a new club it is hit or miss on how busy it is.
if you enjoy a more relaxed environment from the busy hustle of other clubs then this is club for you. I have also found it be a good place to start and finish off the night when jumping from club to club

most of the girls enjoy being able to spend more time with a customer on the floor shooting the shit for a bit before asking if you would like to go to vip unlike other clubs were you are hounded every five minutes by pushy girls.

If it is your first time at Midway Invader I recomend that you see John, great sense of humor, and always on the ball to satisfy customers (The Most Customer Oriented Club I have ever been too) and besides that chance are he will even hook you up with your first dance (complimentry Dance)
Hope you enjoy and hope you can read this my spelling ang grammer realy sucks

Visited this club several times while on business in Mississauga for 2 weeks. Nice place. Seemed fairly new and very clean. Nice layout with great sight lines for the stage. The club has a well ventilated smoking area and a comfortable area for private dances. Also, they have a constant flow of beautiful dancers on stage at all times. 2 big screens on each side of the stage one showing sports and one showing porn. Had several private nude dances. Excellent quality! The girls take care of you without the high pressure you may experience at other clubs. Very friendly atmosphere. When the staff recognized that we were from the states, they gave us free t-shirts and treated us extremely well. Justina, the drink server, will make sure you have a cold drink at all times as well as good conversation when she is not busy. Mike, the dj, keeps good tunes and the stage show flowing at all times. He even took a break from the booth to enjoy a friendly game of pool with us. I also played pool with 2 dancers, Gemini and Violet. Afterwards enjoyed some great private dances with both of them. Overall we had a great time while we were there and will return in the future. Much better than any club I have visited in the states.