the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

This was my least favorite club in the Niagara falls area and it looks like it's gone downhill, maybe due to the economy.
Came in about 5:00 Friday evening. Three dancers, none a knockout, none seemed interested in private dances. Maybe 10 people in the bar. About 6:00, a few more girls showed up, some decent samples of Canadian womanhood, and the place started to liven up a bit as the patron crowd got bigger. Got a few overpriced beers, lap dance from a TALL blonde with small boobs, good grindage and two way contact. She didn't seem to get into the lapper,though, and not much for small talk. She went on stage and I talked to another short brunette who wasn't interested in lappers at all but who did offer a two girl show with the tall blonde. Found out they were both carpet munchers and lived together. Turned down the show, hung out for a while, no more dances, left a bit poorer. May be back if the US dollar gets stronger against the Canadian.

Stopped in on my way to Niagara. Visited club early about 5:00PM. 3 customers and 4 girls
dancers were 3-5 with one 7. No dancer on stage when I arrive. Bartender was rude acted as if you were there to serve her. Asked her when the dancers were going up. She says they'll be up then proceeds to talk on her cell phone. Girls were friendly yet the club was dead. Dancers do 3 dances per girl then one song off between songs. Akward when you sit waiting for the dancers.

went back on a tuesday, i like it when its a bit slower, there were about 4 or 5 guys there and about 8 girls. a few of the sundowner girls were working that night, they seemed pretty occupied with the couple guys that were there, ended up spending most of the night with cameron again, sweet girl, a lil more open during the dances this time, good lookin girl with a good attitude, and not one of them girls that offers extras

Went on a tuesday night/evening... was slow only 4 or 5 girls... got to sit and talk with one of the dancers... cameron. she was delicious, beautiful girl, flirty and talkative, great curves... got a dance, she was a bit shy, but definitely plan on going back for that cutie.

Didn't think a Canadian club could go down so far so fast. Last time I was here was about 3 years ago. Dancers were (still are) not as hot as the Falls but what the hey, most of them still look good. Stage show sucked. None of the girls showed much interest. Stared talking to one dancer at the bar, not bad looking and adequate conversation until she had to go up on stage, then she sent her "friend" over to keep me company. All the friend wanted to do was talk me into a 2 girl private show. Finally got the impression that both ladies were carpet munching roommates and the show would involve them groping each other while I watched and wanked. Thanks but no wanks. Might come back on next trip to Buffalo to see if things have improved. Maybe not.

please - ca I get some points back for just going here? stopped in around 6 on a monday evening -- hey its just me and the staff -- 2 dancers, one doing crossword puzzles and another playing pool -- a bt who opened a beer and disappeared, a waitress? who kept slipping out to smoke -- she might have been the one in charge, since she did ask if I wanted a dancer or anything -- couple other worker guys wandering around -- place looked drab and dinghy -- music was not good -- neither of the girls bothered to dance -- the young, pool playing one came over to annoy me -- did not work the hustle well at all -- the other dancer -- who I smiled at and engaged when I entered (she was sitting near the entry with her head in a book -- turns out it was a crossword puzzlebook) I though there might be something interesting their but she have a clue 1. Down -- four letter word for gender opposite of female 2. Across -- place where you dance and earn money (three letters) -- had she taken the time, I would have a) chatted her up and b) suggested we cut out of there -- she might have had a chance at optimizing her cash flow that evening -- instead she continued to struggle with 8. Across TV Star of NightRider and Bay Watch ____Hasselhoff (5 letters).

Oh! Canada! At least the evening was young and NF a few minutes up the road.



so i went there with some friends about a week ago. had a great time in the VIP with a hot brunetter. i was pretty dead the night that we all went but a good time was had by all in the group that i went with.
would definitely go back again when the downer is packed.

We went there over the Holiday break..Good times..there were quite a few hot chicks, but not enogh with HUGE racks like I like them...Hopefully they will be there when we go back in a few weeks...Champagne rooms were very crowded and not very private.

After visiting a nearby massage place on Wednesday, I headed into the night to find this club. To get here from the Peace Bridge you have to drive past Maxine’s (which is now an all-male club called The Max), and at night it seems like you’re in the middle of nowhere until it finally appears on your left.

The club is laid out with a blob-shaped stage on one side, the bar on the other. Dancers come down the stairs onstage to do three-song sets. The horseshoe tables around the stage allow big groups to have a $15 up-close dance with their favorite dancer. Several people, both male and female, did the lay-down-on-the-stage-with-a-twonie-in-the-mouth thing. Lap dances are on sofas in the back rooms. While it’s a nice environment, there are no walls separating you from other customers.

Despite the lack of privacy, this club seems to allow a little more touching than its sister clubs in Niagara. Getting to “third base” appears to be the norm. I had dances with Mystique, a pleasant but somewhat disinterested blonde, and Monica, a chatty brunette who demonstrated the flexibility of her pussy lips. I ended up with Cameron, a charming, corseted redhead who gave a lovely, sensual dance.

Judging from the posts here and on other Niagara-area boards, this club seems to be a favorite first or last stop for many people. I can understand why. Most Niagara tourists haven’t found it yet, there’s a bit more contact and a low-pressure atmosphere. Just have to mark it down a bit because of the lack of privacy.


I stopped by on a Wednesday evening, around 9PM. Approximately 7 to 10 girls working, mostly 5's to 7's. Private dances vary from one girl to another - had one that was good mileage though!

Drawbacks: Not much privacy as there were no booths only couches. Couches had very little spring left in them!

Next down will go the extra distance and head to the Sundowner...

This used to be my favorite place to go...(it also was one of the first clubs I visited)
Sadly, that was a long time ago.
I still end up going at least once a year with a friend of mine. (kind of a tradition)
Well, we ended up getting to the club around 6ish. I'm guessing it was the shift change because there were only two girls there and they said it was the shift change.
They said if we were going to get a lap dance, they could only do three at a time because then they would have to go on stage.
I don't think I've ever been to a quieter dance club.
It was almost funny. Well, it was funny. If I hadn't been to the club before I would think it was the worst place ever.
(well ... not the worst.... the two girls who were working were good looking)
We both got a couple dances as a few new girls came in.
There is still plenty of contact in the back room (YMMV) and no one is looking over your shoulder to see what's going on. (one of the things that made it so good all those years ago)
It's a fine place but still not what it was like way back when.
Some of the people there said it's been a little slow for a while. I guess we were just unlucky to be there to see it.
If you are around and are planing on stopping by, make it closer to 8 or 9 then 6pm. There are still hot women dancing here and even if the US dollar isn't as strong as it once was, it is still cheaper up north.
I'm sorry I can't give it a good rating tonight but next time it could easily change.

Good place, my second visit here, had way too many lap dances from "Iccies" (spelling?) nice body, nice face, good contact. Was there on a weekday evening while on business in nearby Buffalo. Club during the week was not crowded, I would imagine its gets busy on the weekends.

Recomended.



I stopped in on a Monday about 5 pm. There is no cover charge and Coronas are $5.50 cdn. There were only 4 girls working and only a few more customers. The girls ranged from 6 to 9. Morgan is a cute friendly blonde. Nicole is a hot dark haired beauty with a great body and good moves in the VIP room. VIP dances are $20 cdn and have excellent contact. I don't think any "extras" are available, but one girl told me that there was a club in Niagra falls where you could get more in the vip area. Overall a good solid club. Tipping is apparently done by lying on your back on the stage while the girls give you a crotch shot and accidentally drag their boobs over your face! After watching several I had to try one. I had one beer and after a while the coctail waitress said I had to order something or leave. Since I had already seen all the girls and had a couple of dances I left rather than pay for more drinks I really didn't need. I guess if customers are in the club and not drinking it's bad for bussiness. Of course it's a sure thing if they leave....

I was at the club on the 25th of June. This was my first time in the club. The entertainment was excellent, but much different than any of the other clubs that I have been to in the past. The girls looked like they were having fun, instead of just working. They were playing with the customers on stage. There were quite a few girls, but I felt a little neglected. I was by myself and they were concentrating on the numerous groups that were there. At the end of the night I spent a little one-on-one time with one of the dancers. I was pleasantly surprised when I found out that this was a full contact lap dance. I was disappointed that there was no VIP area available, just a lot of chairs laid out randomly in a back room. All dances were $20/song, no 1/2 hour or 1 hour charges available, also a little disappointing.

All in all, this was one of the best places that I have been. The place was fun and bright. The girls looked good and gave a great dance. I can't wait until my next visit through Fort Erie!

Good Club, made the short trip from Buffalo while on business on a weeknight, $3 cover, $6 drinks and $20 full contact full nude lapdances. I did not change currency before going, and they discounted the drinks by $1, but not the cover charge or the dances, (with the dances I normally tip $5 extra on a good $20 dance, so the currency conversion made up for the tip)

As other reviewers mentioned the stage tipping is done by the customer laying on the floor with the tip in their mouth which is then retrieved by the dancer who is basically climbing over you.

Had three laps from Silk who gave a great dance. Good stick shifting and grindage. Most girls in the 7 to 8 range in looks.

Only complaint was that the dancers seemed to spend their time with the regulars, the only one that came by my table was the one I had the three dances with.

Easy and safe on street parking, located at the river end of what appears to be the main street in Ft Erie. 5 minutes from Peace bridge.

Would definitley return.

This is a great club!!! One of the only reasons which I do not mind traveling to Buffalo on business. Easy to get to - just across the Peace Bridge.

Every time I have visited this club has a been a real eye opener. The girls are great, friendly and sexy as hell. To tip the girls, you lay down on the stage and they come over and mount you or place their "goodies" in your face for you to enjoy. Absolutely the best $1 spent in north america. The private dances are $20/song and will rock your world if you get the right dancer - although, I have never been disappointed.

Go for a visit - you will leave smiling.

One of the best clubs i've been to. great looking girls nice looking club. decent drink prices. Great lao dances. the only thing i didn't like was the lighting way too dark. if your in fort erie check platinum out it worth it.