the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Went in on a Wednesday night about 12:30. Was really looking forward to the famous Canadian beaver hunt. However there were only 4-5 customers and 2-3 ladies in the club.

There was no cover but I can not imagine what would happen if they discouraged entry anymore. A tiny exotic spinner was up on stage and actually gave a fairly respectable show despite the lack of interested in by the customers.

I am not sure if tipping is allowed and with the smallest bill being a fiver I am not sure if anyone does it any more. I would have loved to gone up and taken a better look but it did not seem acceptable.

Maybe this place has its better nights but next time I will head someplace else.

Dead Club Did not rate lower because I did not even go in enough to see how bad. Parking is poor, walked into the club, there were 3 or four customers 10:00 on a Thursday. Music going, no girls on stage. I figured the locals must have been trying to tell me something and got out of there.

Big place, but it was dead. Took a while for any girls to show up, but the first one to come over to me was a short older blonde who was at least a 7. I only go to these places for the private dances so she was into it and we went to one of the 2 side rooms. Not very private, but i was the only one there, so it was ok. Had MANY dances with her, I was there to spend some money and get off. She got more and more friendly as time went on, but nothing more than fully naked action in my face and on teh grind, but I left dishelved. A real cute black girl came up to me as well afterwards, but by that point I'd spent enough. Not many other girls in site, so no real clue how good this club is, but the other review here gave a good idea of what the place is like.

Excellent club. Great eye candy, and friendly dancers. Close to the airport and the area hotels and convention centers.

I've been here several times, usually in the late afternoon or early evening after work. The last visit was last week on a Wednesday afternoon.

The club is in a light industrial area, in the west end of Toronto (Etobicoke). There is ample parking in the back of the club. The parking lot has a lot of potholes though.

There is no cover, day or night. The inside of the club is kind of grungy. The carpet is very old. There were about 6-8 dancers, lots of guys - mostly guys who work in the area who appear to be getting an after-work drink. There is a main room, with a large stage and good lighting effects. There is plenty of seating (wooden chairs) and a few stools at the bar. The DJ is ok - not annoying, and the music is not too loud. Dancers do a three-song routine, in a bikini the first song, topless for the second, and nude for the third song. There is usually no gap between dancers on stage. I've noticed that the songs are usually at least 5 minutes long, which is good for the private dances.

Dancers' looks range from 3/10 to 8 or 9/10. There is good mix of ethnicity there. I've seen white Canadians, blacks, latinos, a couple of Asians, Eastern Europeans. There isn't a lot of hustle and the dancers are generally polite about asking for dances.

Private dances are in the VIP lounge (no cover), where there are open booths with chairs or sofas. Your mileage may vary, but it a lap dance is pretty standard.

Specific dancers:

Kate: Caucasian, slim build. Looks: 8/10. Breasts: natural, small. Private dances: 8/10. Very friendly and very good conversation. Would definitely repeat.

Christine: Caucasian, slim-medium build. A bit older, but in very good shape. (Usually wears a skirt and sweater.) Looks: 7/10. Breasts: natural, medium. Private dances: 7/10. Friendly, a bit more hustle than the average there (which is not a lot). Repeat? Maybe.

Monica: Caucasian, petite build. Looks: 9/10. Very cute, but I didn't get a dance, even though she approached me. Definitely next time.

I've never tried the food. I would definitely return.

Went to I Don Knows last friday night, overall fairly impressed with the place. The location of the club itself made me question visiting it in the first place, but once inside the place wasn't all that bad. Quite a few (4?) small seperate stages with girls dancing, lots of chairs around and a good viewing oportunity from anywhere in the club. Avoid the far back, you can't see much of the girls and crowd back there looked like some rough guys. Fairly loud music, and the energy of the girls on stage leads to a very energetic atmosphere. The DJ played mostly heavy rock while I was there, and after 2 hours it was starting to get annoying, but not overly so. Drinks are cheap, and there is no charge to go into the VIP room. There is a 2 drink minimum, but it had cheap drinks, so no complaints there.

The girls were what made an other wise average club shine. I have heard that there are some ugo's there, but when i was there the girls were all decent. Most of them were young and very energetic, especially the girls in the VIP section. Try looking for Kris, she is new there apparently. Still, a young good looking girl who was getting wild there. One girl did rip me off however as she said the one song was a double song and I had to pay her double for that dance. I know for a fact it was not a double song for the stage show was continuous and no girl is going to dance on stage to a double song. Other than that, no complaints about the girls.

Would recommend this to others since it was fairly empty for a friday night, so you could really enjoy the girls and not the thugged idiots you usually encounter on firday nights.




While killing time in the west end on Saturday afternoon happened upon this club.. There were 3 girls outside smoking that were not very easy on the eyes... Undaunted we entered the bar... The waitress who looked to be about 50 was pleasant and cute for her age... quick to return with a beer and a mixed drink for a total price of $9.50.... Now I dont know if this is daytime pricing or the regular but it is damn cheap.... The girls were aplenty but there was only 1 that rated a second look and she was too messed up, either on drugs or alcohol or possibly a combination of both to walk... lol...If you are looking for a cheap, safe yet seedy bar to drink without worries of spending money on dances this is your best bet.... If you are looking for some wholesome sexy girls to cause you to rethink your marital status, this is the wrong place to be sure

friendly atmosfere, makes you feel at home, staff is friendly. they a a smoking room with windows facing the dance floor, good spot to talk to the staff and relax.

Goddess is TERRIBLE!! Granted, was there early (6pm midweek) but wow what a dump.
The stage is like something I'd make in my garage, the tables and chairs are simple cafeteria, and the dancers had absolutely NO personality whatsoever. We sat and had 2 beers (was there with a co-worker) and waited.... finally after about a half hour a dancer finally came on. We were still the only patrons sitting down, a few guys that seemed to know the bartender and dj kinda hung around. The dancer immediately yelled at the dj to shut the strobe light off, than began a very unsexy, boring, dance routine. as the only patrons, she would not look at us once! Against my typical policy, I left midway through her second song, sorry I'd stayed for 2 beers to see this.

Don't go, it sucks!

torontochris

The rating is high, but that depends on what you're looking for. The place is semi-dumpy inside, and mondo-scary dumpy outside. The girls aren't bad -- couple of 8's; couple of 4's......

....but the mileage during the laps is great. The "vip room" is a basement, decorated in basic 1950's basement decor....but it's dark, and private, and completely apart from the rest of the bar....and you will get grabbed, stroked, unzipped by a naked girl. Costs are $20 (canadian) per son, but if mileage is your goal (and why get a lap if it isn't?), this is one of the grabbiest places in Toronto.

You pretty much do have to go up to the ladies, though.....meaning there is little pressure. That's a good thing.....but when the girls seem to make no move at all towards me, that's not so good. Any way you slice it, though...if you want grinding (plus a LOT more) from nice looking naked girls, this might be your place.

Visited on a Tuesday night in May, 2007. Lots of fun girls. The private dances were reasonable and highly entertaining. Lots of action and privacy in the booths. Good looking women in general. One of best clubs in the Toronto area. A good fun club without gimmicks.

I dropped by the House on 12/27 around 7:30 pm - paid a cover of $2 Cdn. The place had a dozen patrons and 6-8 girls. The beer was $6.25 a bottle - the waitresses where very attentive, walking by every 10-15 minutes to check if a refill was needed. The girls varied from a 1 to 5 tops. A few of the girls need to shed 20 lbs or more - a dancer with belly fat is very very revolting. The ones considered to be 5's hung around with regulars and ignored the rest.

The club is far from its hay days in the mid to late 90's - then again, I haven't been to the club since that time. During that time, it was busy 7 days a week and packed. The girls were much hotter. There seems to be a trend that the clubs are slowing down and losing it.

I got a dance with a Latina girl. Petite little thing wearing braces. I got good mileage with her but the body oder was very offensive. She also was very sweaty. What happened to the days when the girls were fresh and smelled sweet?

The slowness of the club and the lack of decent girls was a real let down. I wonder if Fridays and Saturdays are any better or after the holidays? The club was total let down and thus my low rating.

This place used to be my all time fave back in the good old days, but it's a ghost of its former self. Went in late afternoon on 11/18 and it was almost empty. I counted 5 dancers (4-6 rating) and maybe that many patrons. Got VIP dances from two and they were pretty fun and cuddly but well within the limits of Toronto's liberal rules. In spite of the fact that we were pretty much alone back there. This place is no longer worth the trip out.

Was in on Monday night around 10:30 .... the place was near empty, only about 10 customers and maybe 15 dancers...My buddy is making way with a girl there.... hence the regular visits.... was coralled by a very average looking girl named Darcy and was very surprised by the quality of her dance... She allowed for some LFK... and to top it off, carried on an intelligent conversation before and after she finished dancing... Other than my buddies #1 girl, no other talent to speak of...

This was our first stop on Saturday and as has been the case the last 4 or 5 times, we were very disappointed with the quality of dancers... Far too old and far too ugly in general to partake of any dances and the few that came over asking for dances were put out that we denied their advances.... Later in the evening may bring better results.... On the plus side there is no longer a cover charge to enter the VIP, so should you like to sample dancers you will only feel th brunt of $20 per song and not have to pay numerous cover charges by re-entering the VIP.

Decided to go out to the westend on Friday night.... It has been around 1 year since we last visited here and stayed for such a short time, I didn't feel like writing anything about the visit.... But Friday was different... Stayed for about 90 minutes... Saw only about 4 or 5 girls that were worth a dance but there must have been 25 or so girls in the club around 10;30 so I would guess this number would not change before nights end.... Had a couple of dances from a very sexy asian girl named Naomi... Very sexy but not slutty... worth the $70 that I dropped ( 3 songs @ $20 and $10 VIP cover ).... Not too long ago this bar had the nicest selection of dancers that had a very liberal outlook on life if you know what I mean....I now understand was there were so few customers... There aren't enough good looking dancers to attract the large numbers.... Our waitress was spectacular and the service was good as well... But then again with 6 waitresses working and maybe only 60 customers, the service should be good... This bar has turned into a safe location if you want little distraction to watch sports or porn on the screens throughout the bar.....Drinks are less expensive here than most anywhere else in the city even when you take the $2 cover into account.....Still this bar should be hopping with hotties and big spenders, not like it is now.

Went back to the club on a Tuesday night to avoid the football. The dancers vary a lot in looks -mainly from 6s to 8s - but with a few 9s and 10s. It seems many of the girls are from Mexico and South America. You can't complain about the prices[$20 a VIP dance] as you get good value for your money. This time I had two dances from a naturally busty Mexican beauty. She was very pleasant to talk to,gave lots of grinding and let your hands enjoy themselves. Her looks were a 10 and her laps were a 10 plus. What more could one ask?

i went there on a monday night. it was very quiet untill the television football game started[9pm].about 25-30 dancers which is a lot less than advertised. many of them seemed to hang out in the smokers room. girls were pretty nice looking and were very pleasant. i had a great lap dance[20 dollars plus another 10 which gets you into the vip section for as many times as you choose] from a really cute latin american dancer. she went out of her way to please. i would go back even though the advertised feature was not there. if you do not buy dances they do not pressure you.

Was not impressed with this club. Some of the girls are downright nasty looking. Whenever features are performing they are not permitted to have customers on the stage with them. Drinks are reasonably priced, cover charges $2 I think. This club has been on a downward spiral the last few years in terms of quality of dancers. They did try to do a $10 / dance thing last year and last I heard they are still trying to do this at certain times of the day. Have been there both at night and day time. Last time I was there was a month ago.