the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

Still (or again) Closed. Don't let the full parking lot fool you. I figured it hadn't been reviewed, lights were on, but a security type asked me what I was doing there. Guess it is not paid airport parking or something.

The area is already described, so I will skip it. I will say the black light with the red neon was a bit weird.

I arrived about 10:30 Wednesday. It was about 1/3 full. I did get the 'check your coat' demand. When the 'greeter' asked about a seat, I pointed out where I wanted to sit and went there unescorted. He did not stop my or try to chase me down to get a tip. Not sure if that was normal, or he just figured I could handle myself to a table. They have a sign when you walk in that points you to check your coat and wait to be seated. Coat check is 1.50.

The ladies I saw ran from 7 to 9. A few silicon jobs, but I prefer the natural look so I ignored them. The worst I saw could pass for a teenage boy. No butt or chest. I like petit, but that was a bit too much. I didn't see any fatties, but a couple were a little large. They just carried it well. They did not give a jiggle fest, but you would not see any bones on them. We all have seen those that jiggle and can't carry it. I have been in clubs where I want to look away and these girls were still sexy as hell. In all fairness, the girls like this were taller and that helps. I am not sure how many girls were there, but I saw more than 20. Some were sitting around, but most were circulating. I got approached by a hot little Mexican named Destiny. A little stomach paunch, but not much. Her dark skin, attitude and fab smile got me interested. I usually prefer a little older dancer as I am a little older myself and don't want a dancer the age of my daughter. Destiny chatted me up for a few minutes and did not even flinch when I refused to buy her a drink. As I said, most of the girls were circulating, but I had already decided on a girl so when they saw the towel, they kept going. (She had gone to the bathroom) The girls use a towel for sitting and crotch action.

After the drink girl left, I asked about how things are run there. (I did buy her a shot a little later.) Until then, she did not even ask about a dance, she just sat in my lap, talked and groped me. Prices for shots and my rum and coke were 9.50 each. The rum and coke was a bit skimpy on the rum. I could barely taste it. 20.00 for a dance in the open area, 20.00 in the VIP, but there is a 20.00 entry charge. They give you a bracelet that gives you in and out rights. She did not quote me the booths to begin with. She said 'much more expensive'. I didn't bite and she didn't push. We found a couch and had some fun. However, the biggest problem with the VIP area, I got a 'want a shot' when in the middle of a dance. Give me a #$^@#$^ break. The waitresses are much more pushy than some of the other places I have been. I'm BUSY right now. I didn't check out the bathroom as I was not there long enough to need it. Contact was very two way and although nude, I stayed away from the kitty. She did not and played with her clit and slit during the last song. I had given her my limit (4) as I did not bring much money. I was walking around my hotel and kinda tripped on it. I had read the reviews and realized it was close, just not that close. I will probally return schedule permitting.

Visited last week, after you've had your fill of the talent on stage, you can head to the right of the bar in the VIP area ($20 entry fee) for some traditional strip club action. There are coaches and seating all around, as well private booths are available. You must negotiate with the girls for price, I was quoted from $200 to $300 for half an hour in the booth. Most girls said I would not regret it, however it was to steep for me. The girls primarily consist of 6's to 8's from East European countries with an occasional knockout. There's also other room upstairs to the left, but it seems like it's primarily used for group parties. The club has high stage with poles, and I never saw anyone walk to the stage to tip the girls.

Onto the private dances. There are nude dances available for $20 in the main area with no touching, and nude contact laps for $20 in the VIP area. I elected for lap dance on a sofa in the VIP area, and after 5 songs with this beautiful black girl I had my fill. Since the laps are in another room, it will be difficult to see the mileage until you try one for yourself. I've seen some very nice things go on with several other dancers in the VIP area, but they seemed to be tied up for quite a while. At $20 a pop, it isn't cheap, but the men getting the laps seemed to think it was worth every penny. Beer was $7.50. I did have a good time , but for me not enough mileage, and thus prefer the clubs in Montreal.



Was in the area the begining of August, so decided to stop in. From the outside looks like a decent place, soon as you go in, you are escorted to a seat by the door guy (uhh maybe I didnt want to sit where you sat me) Asked for a draft, nothing on tap, okay asked for a COLD beer. Waitress brings a piss warm beer and charges $8 for it (woo hoo what a bargain!) Sat there and nursed the warm beer for a good 30 minutes, never saw a girl on stage. Saw a few girls sitting by them selves on their very ample rears, none even any walking around
Warm beer, girls to lazy to work not a fun place, wont return again

My partner in crime has a friend who is waitressing so against my better judgement we went to this club last night.... Even before we got a chance to order drinks we were set upon by an older (35) blonde dancer who would politely be called rubinesque....When the waitress arrived a second later we were polite and bought her a drink.... To make a long story short this was the highlight of our 2 hour visit.... The blonde had a friend come over and then the pressure for dances followed.... Now neither of these 2 girls were very attractive in my eyes and were denied an opportunity to earn a living from us and promptly disappeared.... lol... I didnt think a couple of fat assed bitches could move so fast, but I was wrong... lol... There were maybe 5 or 6 cute girls working but all of them were congregating in the VIP by around 11:00 pm and thusly were no longer around in the main portion of the bar to get hassled by...It amazes me that these girls think they can get a couple of newbies to get dances when we dont have a chance to see them and or chat them up... The final straw was when 2 blck girls did a non choreographed duo show... By this I mean they just shared the stage doing various booty shakes with no regard for what the other girl was doing... It was humorous until they took off their tops tops to show pancake like tits... All in all maybe it was a bad night to go, being a Saturday and all but I have now had 2 bad experiences at this club...

The landing strip is a very classy club. I have been there a few times. You will be escorted to your seat after paying the cover charge at the door. There is a VIP room and it is $25 (one time) to get access to the VIP room. Dances are $20 and is very variable depending on the dancer. There are a lot of eastern european girls and there is very little hustle. The VIP room has a bouncer who keeps his eyes on the clients. I have had both full contact (rare) and mostly air dances in here.