the ultimate strip club list

October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280

I called from the hotel and asked if it is a strip club. The bar-maid told yes. I was ready to take some chances, but it was in fiasco. I reached there and there were 3 balck girls dancing and 1 white. It was not a strip bar and it was smaller than a studio apartment. I wished I stayed at my hotel. My score is 2 is because I saved my $ atleast.

I haven't visited The Trapeze in years so I thought I'd check it out last Saturday night. First of all, the club is a bikini bar so there is no nudity. Based on the the three dancers that were at the club when I visited, that isn't necessarily a bad thing. The quality of dancers were the worst I've seen anywhere. I can't understand how this place stays in business. There is a cover, but I walked in when the doorman was in the toilet so I didn't pay it. Speaking of the toilet, it looked like it hadn't been cleaned in some time. The decor of the bar was duct tape. Seriously, everything in the bar is covered with duct tape. Every table had duct tape table cloths and the entire bar was covered with it as well. As far as extras being available (although I can't imagine why anyone would pay these ladies for extras), there is no chance of that. Everything is out in the open. There are no dark corners or high back chairs to hide anything. This is the biggest DIVE I have ever been in (and that says a lot)! Avoid at all costs.