the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

While the Dog offers new eye candy it still is the same old Dog it has always been. My visit on coin beer night was not the wisest of ideas. Coin beer brings in the younger/cheaper crowd plus a few more dancers. On the surface that may seem like a good thing but it just leaves us with less choices of which wobbly chair to choose to risk collapsing with us in it and more table dance hustling from the frustrated dancers.

Table dances are still done under the open stairs or in a corner by the stage. Neither offer much privacy except for those guys who's privacy is easily achieved when less blood goes to their brain and their lustful imagination blocks out their common sense. The best value for our money still remains in tips given while the dancer is on one of 3 stages.

Dancer quality still ranges from 4-9.5, and of course thats as viewed in bar lights and not real light. Still for guys like me who are older, bit more experienced and certainly jaded its understandable why we think that once you have seen one set of titty's. . . . we want to see them all.

Day time is probably still the best time of day to go but except for coin beer night if you want a good hamburger, cold beer, another set of boobies to add to your viewing collection than the Dog is a good place to enjoy.



I have not been in the Red Dog Saloon in quite some time and I must say it has changed. I have found it is better to frequent during the day hours as opposed to the evening. Yes, there are more girls at night but I have found that my day time visits to the club have been more enjoyable. The service is much better and the girls are more attentive. The lap dances have not changed much. I have yet to find a girl that will fully please me but I never stop going back. I was also impressed with the food I got. I was expecting little. Overall I would suggest everyone give this club a chance although it is not what it used to be.

Well the Dog always will have a YMMV lable but since the table dance area consist of one chair under the see thru stairs and one chair near a exit door then dont expect much milage unless you the type that nuts in his shorts.

Staff is always good and bartender is often the best babe in the joint and hope someone will let her go out with me before Im too old to remeber what we suppose to do. Girls range in looks form 5 - 9.75. Thats not on the rictor scale as in earth shaking but how many times my knees get knocked with the third leg I carry. Beer is cold but often waitresses are slow. Generally the place is less then 20% full but some nights bring the younger boys around and its busy.

Food is still good ol greasy burgers and hope it stays that way since the greasy sex the place once had is long gone. Go for the women and stay for the beer.

After having a miserable time at Midway, I drove up the road to try Red Dog. Walking in the door showed promise of a better time. There was music playing and I could see a dancer on stage in the distance. It was a $2 cover on a Tuesday night; beer was $1.50. As you enter you pass by 6 or 7 pool tables and then enter the main area with tall ceilings, stage in the center, bar to the right, and what looked like food service in the back. It had a kind of cool feel to it with neon beer signs covering the walls along with stuffed animal heads. The stage was covered with carpet which seemed very odd to me.

Stacy, the dancer on stage, had large boobs, a nice butt, slender hips, and a beer belly??? When she left the stage we chatted a bit and she was a very nice girl. I probably would have bought a lap dance but she had to go change clothes to dance again; there were only 3 dancers that night. The next 2 dancers were . . . well let me just say that I gave out a lot of pity tips.

What's up OK City with the strip clubs? Is it the local laws or is it the economy? I'm heading to Amarillo tomorrow; hopefully I'll have better luck.


Geesh, I walk into the Dog and they have some good looking babes for once and they are not all tweeked out or so high or drunk that it was fun. I didnt get a dance as the place the Dog gives us dances is either under the stairs or by the door and like there is no way I can enjoy that type non privacy. Still compared to what we have seen recently from the Dog in the past and the quality in other clubs the Dog has made some improvments. I dont get paid to make these comments althouth if someone can get a waitress or two to take me home that would certainly be appreciated.

The Dog is always the Dog. Thats not bad but it just has changed so little over the years that writing a review on it is like reviewing the noon day sun. You know, it maybe slow but its there. Just dont stare at it too long or you will go blind. Same thing my mom told be about....oh well you know.

Last night it had some good looking dancers. Of course the table dance area is under the stairs with one chair and visible to everyone that looks. Or you can go to the alternate location by the exit door which during winter offers that refreshing shot of cold air which is similar to a cold shower except someone isnt walking through your shower at the same time.

Of course we all know that the real fun happens out of the club. So most guys give the dancers their phone numbers because of course, dancers dont have phones or cars. If you ever forget your phone number by the way you can look for your card or napkin with it on it in the trash at Reddog. Dont feel bad, some dancers do keep your number if you have too much money, a short memory, stupid written on your forehead or party favors of the rich and famous.

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