the ultimate strip club list

October 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 281

This club was renovated a couple years back. It is head and shoulders above other Cleveland clubs in decor and amenities. It even offers massage service, which appears to be on the up and up.

It was a slow weekday night when I went. The selection of dancers was pretty good. I had no problems getting the attention of dancers. Not sure how, but they are all-nude at the moment--or rather, it's up to the dancers. I didn't think this was legal in Ohio, but no complaints here. Also, I didn't see any adherence to the hands-off law passed last year.

The one dancer I asked about VIP discouraged me, saying it was a waste of money. She told me you have to buy an expensive bottle to get in, and then you still pay for time. I think she wanted all of my money to end up in her G-string, not on a bar tab.

A couple of the girls appeared stoned. One of them was hands-on and let my hands roam pretty freely. I even got a taste of nipple. She was gorgeous to top it off.

Stopped in for a late lunch Wednesday afternoon. There were probably 10-12 dancers and maybe 10 customers.

I got a drink at the bar 6.50 for a rum and coke.

The place still looks pretty good for atmosphere and the dancers probably range from 6-9 in looks. Night shift has more numbers and variety.

Got a couple dances from 'Riley' a nice looking blond gal who had pretty decent conversation, which is nice. The dances were pretty decent for Christie's. It has been quite a while but my memory is that contact is mostly 1-way here so I did not attempt more than light caressing. There was decent grinding and a couple nicely placed squeezes on her part.

Down sides were the drink prices and waiting probably 15-20 minutes to have someone by my table despite tipping at the stage.

Up sides are the quality of girls here is pretty high for Cleveland.

this place pretty classy and the building is brand new. Drinks can get pretty expensive, and they require you to keep a limit of so many per hour . The girls are pretty pushy with the dances and contact is pretty poor to put it nicely. Smallest boobs ive seen across the board in any club. I like this place but the bottom line is very expensive bring your company credit card!!! They do have a ton of girls dancing any chafes are you will be able to find I e in any color you wish. Be aware that even though this club is in the flats area its really bad neighborhood and you should park close and get the he'll outta dodge when your time is up.

I made my formal every-other-month visit to this club last week during a Friday afternoon. It's not one of my favorite clubs to visit and I usually don't have much fun there. I just feel it's my duty to try it once in a while. So, feeling like I'm going to take one for the team again, I go in, have a nice lunch and enjoy the five or so early afternoon girls they had working. They do feature good food, a two beer special as an afternoon incentive--and as always, somef the best looking dancers around. Too bad they usually give the worst dances around. BUT not this time. I picked a dancer who turned out to be a former Executive Den employee, so at least she know what contact was about. And she gave me a very good dance for this type of club. One that might bring me back just for here when I'm downtown Cleveland again. She dances by the name of Jackie--day shift.


Very disappointing visit. Maybe I'm spoiled by clubs in Miami, Houston and Raleigh. Came in late afternoon on a Thursday and watched the day shift turn into the night shift. The quality of the girls is very good (6-8) with a few 9's, but Cleveland is just not a high mileage town.

The club itself is very nice, upscale and well decorated. The center stage is large and there is an upstairs which rings the stage and looks down on it. There are couches ringing the walls all around the club. The couch dances are one way contact only. No touching by the customer, but plenty of rubbing and grinding by the dancer. Bouncers walking around are constantly reminding customers to keep their hands to themselves.

Drinks are expensive. I made the mistake of taking a very attractive 9 blonde with medium fake tits to the Champagne room. She promised that I would leave very satisfied and gave me a wink which meant to me some decently high mileage. I reminded myself this is Clevaland, but my little head was doing all the thinking.

What ensued was a large VIP room elaborately decorated with plasma TV, large couches and victorian furniture. The rule is the door must stay open!! First hint that something was amiss. When the dances started, the two way contact was limited to a boobie squeeze once in a while, otherwise the same rules apply as downstairs. For this I paid $500 for the girl, $300 for the champagne plus tip. Well live and learn, hopefully my experience will teach others not to get too excited by a set of tits and a pretty face.

Bottom line, very expensive club, very upscale, nice looking girls, very limited or no mileage. If you know this going in, then you can plan on what to do and what not to do.

There is much to like about Christie's. The girls are friendly and gorgeous, although there is a high hustle factor. Oddly enough, no one even asked for a VIP, just lap dances. One nice thing - they will sit on your lap and chat until a new song starts. The contact is only one way, with an unpleasant bouncer often in your face. But the contact on their end is quite good. My first and best dance was with the very lovely Kayla. They offer a "sensual" massage in a separate spa. I have no idea what that means, but it caught my curiousity. I meant to make a quick visit, but it was hard to leave.

I've been here a few times, the most recent the last week of January. Very nice interior, better than what one can find in the Chicago area. Many pretty women, stage show is nude for last song for each girl. Lap dances were $20 I believe and on the main floor. Topless, though some girls show you there pussy. I went to the champage room for around $500 for an hour with a very pretty brunette whose nipples I enjoyed very much. Officially, I guess it is topless in there, though my dancer was constantly showing me her pussy. A very enjoyable experience.


Christies seems down a little - not sure if it is the new laws in Ohio but the girls a little less talkative and dances down a notch as well last week. Maybe the post holiday blues too. Quality remained pretty good and this is the nicest club in Cleve. if you are from out of town probably your best bet. Drink prices during the day is about $4 for beer and service is pretty good as well. Don't bother with the VIP - dancers will tellyou it is not worth it.

This is usually the place I go in Cleveland. I like the quality of girls and the layout of the place. Was there the night before Thanksgiving and expected it to be very busy but it was completely dead. As a result there were a lot of girls without clients so the hustle was on. Usually I don't mind this, but I couldn't even finish my first drink without having talked to almost 10 different girls.

One girl really caught my attention -- her name was Kimmy (Kimmie?). She was very nice and had lots of tatoos. She danced very well for me and was a great time. I would definitely spend more time with her next time.

Visted here a few months ago, and it was a very nice club. Tuesday night, and all of the girls were 7+, most 8's or better. Some weren't very talkative and didn't now how to work the room, but there were two that came over to chat me up. The smoking ban in Ohio is pretty irritating, but the drinks were reasonably priced, and the service from the rest of the staff was excellent. Next time I'm in Cleveland, I'm stopping by again.

Stopped in the other night to see how the new law was affecting this place.
Plenty of dancers all around and the place was busy as usual. The dancers here are all still very attractive (some of the best in Cleveland imo) and my friends and I had a good time.

The dances seemed pretty much the same, however the girls are no longer taking off their pants. Also, we saw a few dancers from Hustler Club there. They had mentioned that working at Hustler Club wasn't good anymore, whatever that means.

Stopped by on a Wednesday night. Saw some positive reviews on the site and thought it was worth a visit. The set up is very, very upscale and one of the poshest clubs that I've been to. There are two levels...top level is VIP and bottom level for the regulars. The main stage is big and there are always 2 girls dancing at the same time. The girls range from 5 to 9s. There were about 20+ girls dancing and most were the "wanna dance" and if not, they scram type. Very few want to sit and try to build rapport prior to asking for a dance. I had a couple of table dances for $20 each but there were nothing special. Very much an air dance. And then I noticed a beauty giving great dances. Once she was available, I asked her for dances and was definitely not disappointed. She made my night and my whole Cleveland memorable. She alone was a 10+. However the air dances and coldness normalized it back down to a 9.

I've been to Christie's several times over the past year or two and my experience is pretty consistent. I feel that I should mention that I've always gone on a weekend night so I can't speak for what it's like at other times. A few things stand out about this club, good and bad.
First, the good stuff: Every time I've been here, it has been extremely busy. While popularity isn't necessarily indicative of a good club, in this case, Christie's quality is what gets people in the door and keeps them coming back. There has never been a shortage of girls and in fact, the girls are always pushing the dances pretty hard. This can be either welcome or unwelcome depending on whether you're eager for a dance or just want to sit back and drink for a little while. It also leads to a high amount of hustle, with a lot of the girls only showing sincere interest in a man's wallet with little regard for who's holding it. Now I realize that the argument could be made that this is the fundamental idea of all strip clubs but a little casual conversation and some light flirting goes a long way. And while there are plenty of good-looking girls who walk away before you can even say "not right now," with a little patience and some self-restraint, it's only a matter of time before you're approached by a girl (or girls) who seem like they want to have a good time as much as make money. Which, truth be told, is the best thing about this club. Girls attitudes can make or break a club experience. Fortunately, enough of these girls are laid back enough for a good time. Also of utmost importance is that I have never had a bad dance here. As always, YMMV but if my experience has indicated anything, it's that dances tend to be pretty liberal with the contact. And it doesn't hurt that two thirds of these girls are extremely attractive with bodies to match. Also, there's enough girls to suit just about anyone's taste, from big-boobed bleach blonds to tatooed and pierced goth girls to exotic asians and african americans. Christie's has a nice, upscale atmosphere and has a number of options for how to enjoy it. They offer the requisite VIP area which affords a nice view of the club as well as, if I understand it right, seperate areas where you can play video games. They also offer jacuzzi dances which last for a half hour and I imagine are pretty much how they sound.
Unfortunately, while I like this club, it's not perfect. As I mentioned before, it's always extremely busy which can be obnoxious as it makes it difficult to find a seat and you're always bumping into someone when you turn around. Also, the hustle factor here is pretty extreme. I remember on one of my trips here, I got asked if I wanted a dance five times in three minutes... twice by the same girl. For those of you who math is not your strong suit, that's about once every thirty seconds. Like I said, if you want a dance, this is perfect because you barely need to make eye contact with a girl before she's pushing herself on you. On the other hand, if you're waiting for a dance, for one reason or another, it's easy to get pretty exhausted turning girls down left and right. Now, part of the reason you may have to turn down a number of girls is because, for an Ohio club, Christie's is pretty expensive. Bear in mind that I'm used to the $5 dances and $2.50 drinks in the clubs in my hometown of Akron but I think many people would agree with me that $4,50 is a lot to pay for a beer. Last time I was at Christie's, I got 3 beers and 2 shots and it was $33.50! After admission fee and tip, I was down almost $50 in 5 minutes with little to show for it. The dances are a little more reasonable at $20 a pop but even they can put a strain on your wallet if you're not careful.
All in all, while Christie's is a little expensive to be a once a day (or even once a week) club) I consider it a nice "special occasion" club. The only problem is, after you've been there once, you may find yourself looking for any excuse for a special occasion. Arbor day, anyone?

I visited Christie's Cabaret twice, first on a Sunday evening and then the following Tuesday (after being somewhat disappointed with the Gold Horse Saloon). Sunday, there were ten dancers, all quite beautiful (7 to 10) and all fairly erotic while on stage. Each danced two songs, but they spent too much time collecting tips (meanwhile ignoring everyone else) to make for an exciting evening. Tuesday was much better. There were over forty gorgeous dancers (again 7 to 10), and almost all were excellent stage dancers. Even better, at all times and unlike Sunday evening, there were always two dancers on the stage at a time, one in her first song (with her clothes on but slowly coming off), and the other in her second song (with her clothes off). This nicely offset the potentially boring moments when one was tip collecting, and made for a very nice stage show. The only drawback was that some of the girls removed their clothes rather boringly at the back of the stage, rather than artfully on stage. But, overall, my Tuesday at Christie's was one of the best strip club stage shows I've ever seen.

I've emphasized the really nice stage show at Christie's because the private dances at Christie's are quite another story. They give new meaning to "bad." Over the course of the two evenings, I bought private dances from four different girls, and, of the fifty or so private dances I've had in my lifetime, they ranked 47, 48, 49, and 50. Two were air dances, and the other two involved some contact but seemed designed only to be irritating; I think this was actually due to inexperience on the dancers' part. Anyway, private (and they aren't so private either, as they're in the main room) dances at Christie's should be avoided.

If and when I return to Cleveland (and if Cleveland's new insane anti-strip club law is somehow defeated), I plan go to Christie's for the stage show and then maybe to the Gold Horse Saloon for a private dance or two.

Was in Cleveland on business and cab driver took me to Christie's. I was pleasantly surprised. The club itself is huge and decor is nice. Not dirty at all. It was a Tuesday night and the club wasn't too busy, yet there were still 20 or so girls. Most were probably 7-8s but there were a few knockouts. Eva was great and got several dances from her. Ariana is really hot but she doesn't seem to really get into it so best save your money for someone else. Trinity was probably my favorite though. Dances were $20 and fully nude. Although the girls were pretty clear that you had to take your hands off, they were very liberal in making sure you got "a face full". I inquired about what the girls offer in a "more private setting" but most seemed to suggest that it was a rip off and not even worth the time. apparently the club got busted a couple of years back for running a "bunny ranch" on the side so rules are strict these days. all in all, the girls are hot and the dances were great. Definitely my top choice in Cleveland. not even worth looking elsewhere

Went to Christies on a Friday late afternoon. About 15 dancers - most on the younger side. Girls seem to stay with regular customers first but I did have some real good dances with a hot stacked little blonde. She love to have her nipples played with and kept putting them on my lips. After 3 dances she told me she really had to leave but was very wet - and put my hand in a warm wet place as proof.
Also had a couple hot dances from a very cute brunette nursing student who knew just how to massage the right places to a happy ending.

Dances are 10 for topless and 20 for nude - if a dancer takes you in a corner on a chair or a couch be ready for a good time but all dances during the afternoon are pretty accomodating.

Bartender - Your review below sounds great and thank you for it. Too bad though most of it isn't true. The girls there are HOT, i'll give you that much, but the VIP section is an absolute waste. Since nobody replied to that post, I actually checked it out for myself about three weeks ago. The prices you mentioned are mostly correct, but the amount of available action is totally false. I was on my second dance with a gorgeous dancer and I happened to be touching her boobs when the bouncer came up to me and said you can't touch her - "This is Cleveland". I was floored by this treatment seeing the amount of money shelled out and since nobody else was up there besides the 3 of us (dancer, me, and bouncer). Great club for watching, terrible club (like all of Cleveland) for any hands on fun.



Went twice to this club. Most of the girls are HOT. Great stage and private dances. About VIP lounge ... it's just up in the balcony and kind of semi-private. Each area kind of open cubicle with one sofa and 3 to 4 chairs. That means if are a group you need to pick one these seats. I believe you pay $300 for the Champagne and up to 4 people for one hour. Dances are $20 per song or $200 per dances per per hour. Dances are much better in VIP area with lot of grinding and touching your privates. You can touch them and kiss them on cheeks, belly, boobs and sometimes tits. Look for Terra .. she is HOT and gives you the best mileage for your bucks. Hope this answers your question Ron!

Went twice to this club. Most of the girls are HOT. Great stage and private dances. About VIP lounge ... it's just up in the balcony and kind of semi-private. Each area kind of open cubicle with one sofa and 3 to 4 chairs. That means if are a group you need to pick one these seats. I believe you pay $300 for the Champagne and up to 4 people for one hour. Dances are $20 per song or $200 per dances per per hour. Dances are much better in VIP area with lot of grinding and touching your privates. You can touch them and kiss them on cheeks, belly, boobs and sometimes tits. Look for Terra .. she is HOT and gives you the best mileage for your bucks. Hope this answers your question Ron!

This club has very hot women, but have a question - does this club allow mutual touching in the upstairs VIP area? Do any in the Cleveland or Akron area? Any help would be much appreciated. I just relocated here for work from South Florida and am missing the SC scene there A Lot. There has to be something here in Ohio worth going to. Thanks in Advance.

I arrived at this club at 12:15PM, Friday afternoon on August 25, 2006. I paid my $5 cover charge. Low and behold... I saw a good friend of mine named Jeb, who now is the day shift manager here. Jeb had been a manager at another Cleveland club a year ago (forgot which club) and he also happens to be from my hometown. He told me the owners have spent 2 million dollars on renovations so far and still renovating the upper floor. Jeb took the time out to give me an entire tour of the upstairs area, showing me what all was being renovated. There is going to be a couple of 'bachelor party rooms'; massage room;, jaquzzi rooms; etc. Anyone can see that a whole bunch of $$$$$$ has been and is currently being spent on this Christie's!! He gave me a couple of free cover charge passes also, which I passed on to my son.

There were no other customers inside the club when I went in and about 6 dancers, all 10s (or dimes) as us clubbers call them! I took a seat at the bar next to a dancer named Julia (10), 36C enhanced breasts (nice job Doc!), hot tanned and toned body, who looked vaguely familair. I purchased a $4 Red Bull and we began talking, finding out she had danced at one of the Daytona Beach, FL club about two years ago. I asked her which one (forgot the name) and I told her that she had given me a couple of HOT lap dances in that club's VIP area! I knew I recognized that face and voice before! I remember her doing a good HJ on me at that club, as the VIP rooms provided good privacy. I even remembered her comment that day, two years ago, that she had just gotten into town and hadn't made her motel money yet, and she even recalled that day herself.

LD prices ranged from$10 topless and $20 nude downstairs. I opted for my LDs to be performed by her upstairs for the same prices, but after having to buy two $8 drinks, one for her and one for me. That was the extra charge to be upstairs with a dancer.

I spent about $300 on LDs with Julia, who provided very very very good grinding action and other dancer amenities which I won't go into detail, because I respect this girl. Ended up spending about and hour and a half upstairs with her, inbetween her stage performances.

This club is a high-end upscale, very classy club, maybe the best Christie's I've been in. I have to give this club my RARE "10" rating because of the money spent on it, (not mine, theirs) the upcoming renovations upstairs, beautiful dancers, friendly staff members, talented DJ, and overall exciting experience! I departed the club at 3:15PM very well satisfied!!! I definately would return and probably will on my next trip to Cleveland. If going to the FLATS area, GO there with some money and have FUN!

UPDATED INFORMATION:

Avg. Dance Cost: $10 Table / $20 Lap
Avg. Drink Cost: $4

First time I had been to Christies in Cleveland in a few years. But since I was there on business I took one night and dropped by. The club looked almost the same as it did the last time I was there. Very nice upscale looking place, with an $8.00 entry fee and $6.75 for mixed drinks now.
Got there around 9:30 and noticed while waiting for my first drink that there were women still coming in and going to the back. They must have relaxed the rule that if you were not in the club by 9:00 PM you were not allowed to work that night.
After ordering, and before I got my first drink, which took a while, ladies were coming up and asking if I wanted a dance. Then I began to notice that there were not a lot of guys in the club. But I figured that it being a Wednesday night, it might be slow. But the usual line from the ladies was “So are you ready for me to give you a dance…” as though I 1) had know them for a while and 2) did not need any of the pleasantries. I’ sorry guys, but a lady comes up and just asks for a dance I find that a turn off. At least they could do is introduce themselves. I understand that they may ask 200 guys a night for dances but simple common curtsey goes a long way with me. Even those that had a 9+ body with about 42DD’s is no reason to dispense with being civil.
So anyway, after being there a while, there was this young Asian girl that was dancing on stage and she was the first dancer I saw on stage that was actually trying to look at the look our at the audience. She left the stage and went back to the dressing room. After watching the next several performers. I got a tap on my shoulder and it was her, Karin as she introduced herself. She asked if she could sit down and we made some light conversation. She then asked if I wanted a dance and I gladly accepted. Even thought you are not suppose to touch the ladies Karin was rubbing her tits in my face almost every chance she could. After a few dances I thanked her and tipped her will. She went on to another customer. One of the previous girls I had turned down came back over and used the “Want a dance now…” line and I politely said no. Then she asked why I had just gotten a few from Karin and I explained about introductions and being polite with some light conversation. She simply turned and walked away. I am not sure if the concept was too unknown to her, she did not understand or just thought that I was crazy.
Maybe I am a little crazy, but the rest of the night almost all of the ladies that cam by my table introduced themselves and usually got a dance or two. So just maybe the word got around in the girls dressing room (;-)
Still a good place to go when I’m in town.


I haven't been to Christie's since last winter. The renovations are complete. This is a somewhat upscale club in the flats area. Parking is plentiful - this was wierd - I arrived about 5:00 - paid $2 to park - didn't have much time so I left about 6:00 - no one in the parking booth so it was free. Paid $5 entrance fee - beer for $4.50 - a fairly dark club - losts of couched around the walls a little bit secluded. Tipped a "spinner" chick dancing on the stage a buck - she did the head on willy trick hanging from the stage unto my lap and spent more time and effort than I expected. The dancers show it all while on stage. She said she would find me after she finished. There were only 5 dancers when I arrive in the 5 - 7 range but about 10 walked in and were dressing while I was there - quality looked like it was getting better.
Well after a couple songs she did find me - not too hard as there were about 6 guys there - sits on my lap - still naked and we talked for a couple songs - wandering hands definitely ok. Asks me if I want a dance and suggests we go toward the back of the club - a good idea. She does a very nice job - bj over the pants thing - my hands can go eveywhere but I didn't attempt too much kitty play - some nice nipple sucking and hands on Willy. After the first dance some really nice and long DFK also got me to a near GFE. I just came from a meeting and had a suit on - if i was more casual dressed or shorts and commando I'm sure more would have happened with a happy ending.

I'll definitely be back - this is the best place in Cleveland but a little pricey - didn't try to negotiate down the$20 per dance but she spent 6 or 7 songs with me naked - danced for 3 of them. I'll plan more time for the next visit and look for look for more mileage.


Back in Cleveland on business and had to stop by Christie's again. After visiting Diamond Club a few blocks away, and once again being underwhelmed, decided I needed to visit one of my favorite places.

While the neighborhood still feels questionable, I decided to take a cab instead of walk.

The club has undergone renovations, but it still feels like the good old place. Main stage is the main attraction, lots of tables/chairs surround it. I have yet to venture upstairs, though.

There were plenty of ladies this evening - ranging from 5-8.5 - no real beauties, but no real dogs either. I enjoyed 2-3 laps from one specific busty companion, it was well worth the dough!

This is by far and away the best club in Cleveland. It is more expensive, but you get what you pay for! Most of the daners are 7-9, as with any place there are a few dud's, but for every dud is a smoking hot babe! The milage here is higher than any place in Cleveland or the surrounding suburbs. As usual this varies per dancer. The trick is, find a table that is in the back as far from security as possible and if you have the right girl, your hands and tounge can roam at will.

From what I have heard, this used to be a place for extra's during 05', day shift. But girls have been fired and now that pretty much doesn't happen. The best advice I have is to take your time when you first get there and see which girls are all over thier customer (most contact). There is usually a big selection.

As far as conversation goes: There are always the girls who walk up to you and ask if you want a dance, but usually they will come up to you and sit in your lap(most of them ask first) and start a conversation. This is what I like most about this place.

The VIP is not worth it! You give the dancer $200 and the bar $150, this gives you unlimited dances and drinks for an hour. I was told it was a rip-off by a dancer friend of mine, and I didn't heed her advice, and did the VIP, totally regret it. You would be better off giving the dancer $200 for 10 dances downstairs. Although, I have been told by one of the dancers that they plan on putting enclosed couches in the VIP. If this happens, thing could get very interesting upstairs.

This review is based off of numerous visits, yes I am a regular.

Definitely no extras here, and the prices are a little high.

That said, the girls are pretty friendly, and they're downright pretty. This is a good place to spend a little time if you're just interested in sitting back and enjoying a view. There are better places if mileage is your goal, and there are better places if you don't want to spend a fortune on drinks.

But even during the remodeling, this is still one of the nicer venues in Cleveland, and you can take a client (or your significant other, if that's what floats your (and her) boat).

Christies is far from my main spot, but it's worth the occasional (like, for me, twice a year) jaunt.

Stopped at Christies for a couple of hours Friday about 9:00 p.m. The club is still being remodeled - (concrete floor) but who cares. Girls rate from 6 -9 with most in the 7-9 range, 25 -30 girls working on a Friday night. A big stage in the middle where the girls dance 2 songs and get naked - almost no tipping at the stage when I was there. Entrance was $8 - parking free.

Dances are $10 topless and $20 nude. Most dancers just get naked assuming you want the $20. All the dancers were relativley young - probably low to mid 20's. The girls will sit on your lap for a few songs and talk before asking for a dance - a nice touch. The dances have a lot of contact (straddling is pretty normal) - a little nipple sucking, squeezing up top definitely OK - did a little down below without any complaints also.

Has a great dance from a brunette with a great ass that love her nipples played with and had the naked pussy rubbing me down to a science - she was also very cute and like the vast majority of the girls spent a little time to talk before and after.

Not sure of the VIP - saw no-one using it upstairs and quoted a price of $150 to just get there - no girls offered it.

Don't think you will find extras here but it is a nice club - for extras around Cleveland you need to go to a dumpy smaller tavern type place - might try during the afternoon here though when there is less of a crowd.

Christies has changed alot since I was there last. Now they allow full contact with alcohol. They are currently remodeling, and the club isn't as comfortable as it could be. They have some very good looking women there - probably the best looking in Cleveland. And full contact has arrived! The also have a VIP area, but it's the usual big $$ for the same dance - but you do get some privacy if you really like a girl and want to spend some time with her. I give it a good recomendation, but will recommend it higher when the remodeling is done.

This is the Best club in Cleveland. I have been in cleveland for several weeks on business and I always find myself going back to this club when I have a night to play. The girls are nice to look at and the wait staff is very friendly. The Bar offers dance specials 2 dances and a gift (hat, tee shirt, pen, cards etc...) for 40 bucks. table side dances are nice but you want to move to the back of the club for private dances, which are all nude. Girls get nude on stage and they don't try to get extra money of of you to see "all" of them.

I visited Christie's on a recent Sunday (about two weeks ago). First off, at least then the renevations were still in full swing - it looked like a construction site! I was a little concerned going in b/c the neighborhood isn't very safe - lots of people just hanging around, loud music, cars rolling in and out, about 3 blocks from the club. But I was in a cab so I was ok - but wouldn't have walked, that's for sure.

In any case, there is only one big main stage with lower-than-average lighting. There are plenty of tables and chairs but they're all very close to one-another.

I'd say there were about 8-10 girls working that night, ranging from a couple of 8's to some 5's or so - nothing to write home about but not terrible either.

The girls were not very chatty, but one was relatively nice so I decided to get a dance. Whoa! Compared to Christie's in Canton there was A LOT of contact. They weren't very bashful about it either. $20 for a fully nude dance with plenty of contact. I wouldn't recommend trying to touch the dancers, they didn't seem to like that - but they WILL touch you in the right place.

After a couple dances I needed a break (if you know what I mean) so I had a couple drinks. As I was about to head home one last lady approached me again - the only one who came back after an initial refusal, I might add. She was a bit on the roundish side, but by no means chubby - just soft up top and in her rear. In any case, I bought two dances for her, and let's just say it was worth every penny. Slept like a baby that night.

All in all, not so sure I'd go back until it's renovated, but the mileage is definitely there for those who want it.

I've been in this club before, but it is going through a complete remodeling. It looks very good for a strip club. What really changed is the girls, before, most dances were all air. Now things get a little more touchy. Still not great, but in a dark corner, which right now there are many, you can get a great dance. Cover is free before 5 PM, at least on weekdays. Stop by see what you think, I"m looking forward to it when completed.

This club used to be the cream of the crop; now it's more like that film that settles on the top. The place is a mess due to construction, hopefully the place will be great when done. The girls fall into two catagories: beautiful and trash. If you are looking for a true grind you can find it here (and nude). If you are looking for more of a gentlemen's club experience it too is available if you are willing to bypass the twenty dollar hollar. Most of the people here are cool.

After going to a couple of Indians games, we went last night to check it out. We had been told to go to the Diamonds, but Christies was easier to find so we ended up there. First off, get one of the local freebie newspapers and rip out the advertisement--that will get you free admission. They are doing some major renovations so the inside was in somewhat of a shambles. You quickly forget that though when you are getting some t & a rubbed in your face!
There was a lot of hot girls--there was definitely something for everyone whether you liked big or small. A dancer named Ivy came over and sat with us just after we walked in. Great personality...even better body! Did a couple of dances with her. $20 for all-nude, one song. She was awesome and the dances were top notch. There was significant contact. The bouncer came over and told her (and I) to cool it a little bit. My buddy was doing dances with another girl with very large, natural breasts. She was banging his face with those babies so much that when he got back to the table it looked as though he had gone 5 rounds with Peter Manfredo Jr.! He didn't seem to mind though, but he did go looking for someone a little smaller.
The only problem we found that there was not much middle ground in the pricing. You either did the $20 per song all nude, or were asked to pay $350 to go upstairs--$150 to the house; $200 to the dancer for 1 hour of entertainment. We tried negotiating but did not have much success. The best we could do is that the two of us could split the house portion ($75 a piece) but we still owed each girl $200. It would have been nice if they had some sort of special in the $100 to $125 area. I know that I would have liked to gotten to know Ivy a little better.
Christies.....very highly recommended when you are in Cleveland.


Overall a nice club. $8 at the door on a very desolate weekday night kinda hurt, especially when I commented about a coupon and she said that if I had one I could get 2-1 admission. Better look next time. Dancers were very attractive (7-9) and pretty friendly to boot. Stage dancing was a dissappointment, as they just took your cash as something owed them ... no little show like I am used to. Dancers do troll, and $10 table dances are a pretty good value, but not lots of grinding. If you are into merchandise, you will get a chance to get 2 dances for $20, and get a free Christie TShirt. I think I will wear it around the house ... the wife will love it.
Anyway, it is truly a shame that Cleveland took a run down area, turned in into a supurp party place, then killed it with all the cops patrolling for DUI's, checking every car. Now it has become a ghost town, at least during the week. The club is okay, if higher class is you cup of tea.

I went to CC tonight to relax and was pleasently surprised with the attitudes of all the girls I spoke with. I would say 80% of the girls are very attractive and I really didn's see any carrying too much extra baggage. Sienna was a great dance and even better conversationalist! I was in the club for maybe 1 hour and had three lovely ladies approach and all of them seemed intelligent and were clearly beautiful. If the spoken of remodel is done in the near future the club would rate even higher.

Christies is one of those chain places that has it down to a science: beautiful girls a little on the pushy side, clean image, very little contact, spend big $$ and feel like you didn't get your money's worth. Go here with the guys for a wife/girlfriend approved visit, with customers/clients for an experiece that won't include anything raunchy, or just to be dazzled by some hot bodies and faces. However, if you want to be rubbed and grinded against in a mind-blowing nasty lap dance, this is not the place to go.

This club is one of the best around. One of the only clubs that i know has two girls on stage on a wednesday, plus hot girls walkin around offering dances and drinks. One of the cleanest clubs very well maintained. A must see for all strip club fans.

I was there on a Tuesday night and the place was hopping. At least two girls on stage at a time and they get right down to business. All girls in the 8-10 range and lots of them - dozens of them. I like the fact that table and couch dances are performed out in the open. Seeing all those girls writhing in addition to the stage show adds greatly to the energy of the place.

I paid $10 each for a bunch of topless dances. Around 8:30 they had a 2for1 special - two nude dances plus a free t-shirt for $20. Nude dances were just that, with enough contact to get the job done. I don't know how they dare to do it, but I'm glad they do.

They don't show pink on stage, and it's too dark to get a good look during a private dance, so I knocked off a point for that. Lap dances make some contact, but for the most part lack the sustained effort that makes Mr. Happy happy, so there goes another point.



Decent size club. Went there on friday night around 9pm. Girls ranged from about 6-9's, with a few 10's. Lap dances are $10 for topless and $20 for fully nude laps. There is no touching and there are staff there to make sure. Had 3 dances, all had limited grinding, and I'd rate the dances about a 6 on a scale of 1-10. Girls were friendly and had the right attitude. Also will try to sell VIP for $125, which gets you a bottle of champange and then you have to pay the girl to dance. I heard there is a new club called "Penthouse" that may be interesting, but we didn't make it there.

Beautiful girls, but lap dances were mostly air, some touching by girls, NONE by me. Donna was a great dance giving the circumstances. Large natural boobs. Said she is headed to Key West to work for a while and that she enjoyed more liberal Florida. Nude dances were $20, topless $10. Many natural girls. Odd thing was that while I was there the place was fairly busy, but I did not see a single girl tipped at the stage. On my way out I did notice some girls sitting with gentlemen, whose hands were roaming freely, so I guess YMWV.

I was there after 11 pm on a weeknight. It is a good sized club with numerous dancers. Dancers ranged in appearance from average to drop-dead gorgeous. Many beautiful African-American ladies there. Not too much pressure to buy dances, and ladies stopped by for friendly chats without expecting drinks. Excellent dances, but as usual, I would recommend checking out the quality of your neighbors' dances before purchasing one.

Big club, lots of girls. Most of the girls do not reflect the standards an 'A' level club should have. Management is HORRIBLE in all respects. They either run out of whatever your drinking, or can't find the time to give you Christies cash - yes Danny, this means you. Watch your tabs and whatever you do - DO NOT EAT THE FOOD. I feel sorry for the few quality girls who do work there... hopefully ownership will make some changes, and this club can return to the standard of quality its known for in other states...