the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

Went to visit this past Friday night (2/1), but the club was shutdown that afternoon by the city and the police for code violations (plus one girl offering a little extra to an undercover cop). The code violations would probably take a little bit to get fixed, so you may want to call ahead and check if they are open before venturing out.

Stopped by during the day last week for the first time in a long time. This club doesn't change much. Girls dance on stage, then just disappear into the dressing room. No Manager/DJ when I went. The girls just picked their own music on the computer and danced their set. Strange!!!! Well I spent an hour there and never once got asked for a dance so I left. Too bad for the dancers because I usually drop a couple hundred when I go.

This place is a dump in a not so great, but improving, section of town. It has potential. I have gone several times in the past few months. There are many girls with spare tires but there are also several legitimately hot chicks working here. There is potential for extras but I am not one to try to get them, I only do what girls tell me I can do. Hands on boob action is a given with the different girls I been with.

There are small counch dance rooms with good grinding but no doors or curtain on the rooms so there is no privacy if another customer walks by. One time me and another customer could see each other our entire daces, diagonally across the room. There is a bed dance room in the same area with better privacy. For me, its been the same thing as a couch dance, only lying down. There is a bottle of hand cream on a small table in there I suppose some may be jerking off?

There are totally private (except for cameras) lingerie modeling rooms. Girls will grind on you with you in just your undies. You can jerk off too if thats your bag.

Oh what a glorious dump this place is! It is rare that I find a club this seedy and shabby that doesn't live up to my expectations. Let me be clear, when I find a place that has so little money put into looks or surroundings I expect to find lots of extras and the ability to purchase outstanding service.

I don't get the feeling that this is the case at Cloud 9. This club is full nude and there is plenty of contact to go around..there is however one catch...the girls actually have to get off their butts and offer services. When they are not dancing, most of them are sitting on a couch next to the DJ's shed (I say shed because that is what it is, a shed inside the club). After each dance the girls come off the stage and offer 'mini laps' for a few dollars. Some of them are actually quite skilled at their lap dances (Jayla), others sadly are not.

I don't do well at this club because I like to browse. When I'm at a club I'm always away from home for work with nothing to do at night..i like to sit, watch the stage show and eventually spend a lot of money on the girl who 'peaks' my interest. At this club you have to make split decisions...if the girl is giving you a mini lap and asks if you want to go private, you have to do it then, or you probably will never see her again. This has happened to me before.

There are several offerings at this establishment:

1) Couch dance: you sit on the couch and she dances on you naked. The cost of this is variable, however you should know this: multiply whatever is quoted by 2. The house charges a significant fee for use of their disgusting couch.

2) Bed Dance: This is a bit more interesting..you lay on a bed in a room which the dancer locks. The room is super dark and the young lady works her magic on you. There is one thing you should know about this however (clearly it is understandable)...there is a camera of some sort which is designed to take photos (or video?) in low light.

3) Shower Show: I have not experienced this first hand, but I assume it involves the dancer in a shower.

4) Private Lingerie show: Again, I have no first hand experience; however this was explained to me as follows: You go up to a private room with your favorite dancer for 30 minutes. You can get 'more comfortable' and take off all YOUR clothes except your drawers. It should be noted that all of the dancers whom I had a couch or bed dance from highly recommended this expensive option for maximum 'fun' and/or 'naughtiness''. Furthermore, they must sell a lot of these 30 minute deals which would explain my earlier point about having to commit the second you have the opportunity to do so.

During my last visit I had 2 couch dance sessions with 2 different girls. The first girl, whose name I cannot remember, was working very hard to sell me a private lingerie show during the entire dance. One thing that sticks in my head because I'm so polite was when I asked if I could touch her tits, that there would be an additional charge for that. They were not worth the additional charge.

The second dance was with Jayla. This was not my first experience with Jayla and she certainly does not let you down. She is very good at what she does and earned all of the money owed to her plus a tip. There is a lot wrong with this place, but you really can't go wrong with her. Pictures of her on the Cloud 9 website.


Two weeks ago on a Saturday night at 1am. Stopped by as I was in town for a conference and they were already closed??? Small, poorly stocked adult store next door was still open. Others may want to call to see if they are open before coming out. Not that hard to find but a little off the main path.

Went yesterday afternoon around 4:30pm. Four girls dancing, one black, one older asian, and two young chicks (< 22 years). Except for the one young chick they had big boobs. Although it appeared that at least some of them were fake. I kow for sure with the asian girl since she told me that she just got a boob job.

The young girl had a very slim body, couldn't have been more than 100 lbs. Very vlexible on stage, and did a great job getting me worked up. While dancing, she would lean back, her head in my lap etc. She had very small boobs, but I figured her sexy movements and her tight body make up for it.

Ended up picking her for a bed dance, but that was a mistake. The whole thing became very mechanical. Her movement were so fast that I had trouble getting a good feel for her body since my hands would bounce off. A total dissapointment.

The only reason I go to this club is that the girls allow you to touch their boobs, which is a plus. So next time I'll ignore the tight body and just go for a nice set of boobs.



Stopped in again last week during the day. Club is still the same at least during the day. It's a "regulars" club. Guys come get their dance or dances and leave. Place looks dead because of this. Girls stay in back until they have to do a set on stage, then hussle for dances and if they don't get any disappear. A regular comes in, they find "his" girl and off to the private rooms they go. Guy leaves, girl goes back to the dressing room. With a little effort this club could do much better!!

Visited this past Saturday - club is pretty much the same as I last saw. Girls tend to hang out in their dressing room when they are not on stage. This is I think the only all nude club in the Albany area and the girls range from 5-8. Took advantage of a 15 min VIP with Brooke for $.6 plus tip. A bit expensive for what the tip did (and did not buy), but considering the options in the area, I didn't mind spending a little for one night.