the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Wow, great place. The girls are so hot. I tried a few lap dances and certainly found my favorite. I will be back for sure. I feel the drinks are to expensive but will just have to compramise.

First of all update the details, the club is now topless, it changed about two years ago. I would have to say that this is the best club on Long Island, although there are probably only about a dozen strip clubs there. Not much when Long Island is 150 miles long and 30 miles wide, so on a national scale, the club would be in the middle of the pack. However there is never a cover charge, and lap dances are done in a private room, although a bouncer watches on a video feed on the other side of the club. The chairs are old wooden with some padding, but very cheap. So I have to take off a few points for that. They should splurge on leather couches like they have in the champagne room. Each girl has some disrection on what type of touching each girl will allow, they're all different, one girl was holding my hands down, and another pulled my hands up to her tits and let me squeeze them, I couldn't beleive this was happening, I was sure that this wasnt allowed, but the bouncers didnt do anything in part because the girl initiated it. though I dont recommend doing this uninvited. Dances are $30 a song, buy 2 get 1 free, so 3 songs for $60, which is actually a bargin for Long Island as most clubs are a straight $30. They recently raised their prices from $25, so I gotta deduct another point. So if the girl is hot, (and always hold out for a hot girl, but that goes without saying) it's worth it because she'll spend the whole time gringing your hard cock with her pussy... all covered of course, but as close to actual sex that your gonna find at a strip club. Bring an old sock... just in case! Oh Yeah, video games and a pool table too. Also, dont sit at the bar unless a hottie is on stage because all the dancers come down to you looking for a tip and you dont want to waste your dollars on women you dont find attractive, sit at the tables.

went to this joint last thurs. night about 11pm. I went with a buddy and went here rather than The Scene because it was closer and I had to get up early. Mistake. No cover and $6 beers. About 10 girls. 4 white, 5 black, 1 latin, all local. 3-7 range. I liked that there was very little soliciting for lap dances. I got no laps as I was only interested in one white girl, and she spent a good deal of time in the lap dance room with another guy, and hung out with him afterwards. From what I saw, the dance was prtty good with lot of grindage. What I didn't loike was that my buddy wanted to sit at the bar, where you are a captive audience for the dancers. I'm not cheap (well, maybe alittle ;-), but I really don't enjoy feeding dollar after dollar to dancers I don't find attractive. That was 90% of the girls that night. I finally stepped away from the bar to hit the head and check the place out. My boy didn't notice as he was engrossed in conversation. As I was standing around, getting ready to leave, I was approached by a girl who said she worked there but was off. She gave me a story about being out of work due to a back injury. As I talked to this really cute girl (the hottest one there), I saw she was stoned out of her gourd on painkillers or who knows what. I began to think this could lead to more than a lapdance. But a dancer came over, whispered in her ear. She excused herself and went with her into the bathroom to do more coke or whatever. At this point it was later than I expected and I split.

Went to LI Cafe last night and this was alot better than Le Cafe. The dances are decent mileage. They have a semi private lap dance room. The place is a little grimy looking and dark, but still ok. The stage is seperated by the bar so tipping the girls is a little awkward, as they get come down from the stage and go to everyone sitting at the bar and solicit a tip. The girls range from 4's to 8's. There were about 10 girls last night...a 3 black girls, one or two latinas and the rest were white. Three of the dancers really stood out...a brown haired girl name "Lilo"...she had an incredible body and a pretty face. I would rate her about a 7-8. The second one was "Amethyst". She was a solid 8 and again had a nice body and really pretty face. The third was tall blonde. I think her name was either "Sky" or "Lexus", but I'm not sure. She had an ok face...she was pretty, but she didn't stand out, but she had an incredible body. I got a lap dance with "Lilo". I was drinking and had extra money, so I went for 3 dances for $60.00. A little pricy, but again I was drinking. The dance was very good. My hands were allowed to touch her ass and legs, but she wouldn't let me roam upstairs, but she wasn't a bitch about it. God knows that these girls take enough crap from guys like us, but to her credit she was really cool about it and friendly. She really worked the dance and I ended up giving her a $10.00 tip. A friend of mine got a dance with "Amethyst" and said that it was a really "nice" dance (he had the biggest shit eatting grin on face when he came out of the room). They have a "Champagne Room", but all I could think of was Chris Rock telling me "there's no sex in the Champagne Room", so I didn't try it. The drinks are pricy, but I guess that's the general rule at all strip clubs. It's an OK place, like I said, a little grimy, a little dark, but the girls are friendly and the lap dances are good.

went into this place around 2 pm to see what was happening.barmaid was nice,friendly,outgoing.dancer was on break or waiting for her shift to start.i waited about 45 min.nothing...finally said when do dancers start and the reply was when there were more people in bar.walked out leaving most of my drink behind.maybe i caught them on a bad day,but it seem to happen at all the places around here.probably won't go back.

This rating of 8 is based on what was one of the best lap dances I've had in over 20 years. If not for that specific dancer, the rating might have been much lower.

I don't live very far away, so I've been able to drop in on this place from time to time. It's a small place with a bar on one side, a dance stage on the other side, a pool table toward the back, and the lap dance room in the back. The lap dance room has pretty good privacy from the rest of the place. The girls on the dance stage can do their typical strip tease and pole dances. In front of the dance stage are chairs for customers allowing an up front and personal view. Some girls will bring a beach blanket, lay it on the edge of the dance stage near the chairs and do floor dances there. Giving the floor dance girl a dollar every now and then motivates here to keep her blanket - and herself - near you. It's good for near-sighted people :)

The lap dances are $30 each now. Other places within a reasonable drive nearby charge $20 (not many) to $40.

On that recent Friday night around 10PM there was no cover charge.

I prepaid for 3 lap dances to the door manager and pointed out the girl I wanted. She was on the dance stage doing her routine, but he went right to her, told her about my purchase and she came right down off the stage. She took my hand and led me into the back lap dance room. This gal has been working in this club for over 5 years now, is friendly, very short and petite, and has a surprisingly husky voice for her size. She allowed fondling during her topless lap dance, but her real claim to fame was the way she would lap dance while she sat facing me. I thought I got 5 songs out of the 3 lap dances I paid for, but I'm not sure. The lap dance ended with an emission accomplished, so I'll be back someday looking for her again.

This club seemed more like a dive to me many years ago, but they've upgraded over the years and now it's nicer. Usually when I stop by this place the girls are rated 3-4, but this trip had mostly 5-9s.

Other clubs that are within reasonable driving distance nearby include Cafe Royale (usually has some of the best looking girls, my rating 9+, their tops stay on during lap dances and there is no fondling) and Tender Trap (tops mostly stay on during lap dances but the lap dances tend to be more interesting than most and some fondling can happen).

Was out visiting friends over the weekend and they took me out to this place for a beer Saturday afternoon. It was a smaller place that looked more like a local bar than a SC. While walking in the bar runs front to back on the left side of the room and on the right it is set up like a long banquet table that the girls do their show on. There is a juke box that the girls feed when they are up. There were about 3 girls while I was there and they laid out a blanket on the table when you sat down to tip. They were topless. They stayed for awhile giving you plenty of attention. My favorite was Jen. She looked like a librarian with her black rimmed glasses and was all natural. She had a fun personality so we all took our turn tipping her and then bailed. Not bad for a quickie.

Only 2-3 dancers at this club, none of which was attractive. The ATM was down, which gave me the perfect excuse to tell the waitress I had to leave before I got coaxed into buying a drink. Try the LI Cafe instead. Take Sunrise Highway to the next light make 2 lefts onto the eastbound side, the LI Cafe is about a 1/2 mile straight ahead.

This is a very unique place. Its a video store with a "live" dancer. When you get in to the store you actually will see video to buy, Then you could walking until you see another booth with an attendance. You could ask for dollar change. After getting you change you walk until a booth where you could see about 2 to 4 girls. Each of the girls introduce themselves and you could choose the girls that you want. Then you go back to the booth and let the attendace know which one to do u want and pay the fee by minutes. BTW Sunday and Monday you could get 2 for 1 time special.

After the attendace give you the room number you go bak and wait for the dancer for a private dancer. a lot of things could happen there.

I have been here twice. The plce is small with a small theatre and then some viewing booths. Very dead there. There is a carousel where you go into a stall and enter money. The screen will rise and girls will be on the other side. One will come over to chat and dance for tips. She will encourage a VIP room show. Go for it. The shows are about $35 for 10 mins and up. The VIP rooms have a wall length mirror and a couch. The girl you picked will perform for you. The show only gets better depending on how much you tip. The shows get VERY good and personal.

Not really a strip club but a adult video show in an industrial park. The area is horrible and some of the roads have huge holes in them. So, if you're going at night make sure you know exactly where it is. So, inside, you will see a list of the girls working but no photos of what they look like. The only way to know is to go in the peep booths and check them out. When you find one you like they ask for her at the desk. Unfortunately the best girls are usually busy in the private rooms so you will not see them on display in the booths. My advice is to search some review sites and find the girl you like. I like Melissa. She is older but knows what she is doing. BBHJ was possible from her. If you hang out long enough by the desk you will eventually see all the girls as the bathroom is right there. Then ask the desk guy what here name is.

I bumped it a few notches since my last visit. I know its not really a strip club but a nice place none the less. I have some favorites here now; Seka, Ruby, Venus and now just added today; Kaily. I did meet a busty blonde a few visits back but she was very mechanical. Claims she does porn. I didn't doubt it.

These gals are quick but great for the $$. You get a room for 10 or 20 minutes. Add $100 tip to the room charge and you'll leave happy.



Tough to rate this place like a strip club, its more like a peep show with extras :)
I was pleasantly surprised to see a few decent looking gals working there. I don't know what a Fri or Sat night is like ... Maybe spectacular.
Ive had private shows with Cassandra, Venus and Bibby, The first two were great. A$100 TIP GETS YOU SOME KIND OF RELEASE.

The third offered FS but she was nasty when she got into the light of the Private room.

I went o X dreams for the first time in about three years tonight. It's a trip. It's really not a strip joint in a conventional sense at all. It's a peep show with extra's offered. The window goes up, a girl comes over and gives you a quick show and a sales pitch. Then it's $50 for a 20 minute private room experience plus tip. I would recomend that TUCL regulars instead opt for the 10 minute experience for $25 plus tip. The tip will be probably $75 and I bet the extras offered would be the same. I had Jade tonight a tall Japanese (claimed, so maybe true) girl with small breasts and inverted nipples. Very sexy though and a lot of fun for the money. I saw three other girls in the peep area but tall asian was enough of a novelty to get my attention. A good time and I'll definitely go again if I'm in the area. Just not a strip joint. But in some ways, much better too.

Went here when the Princess of Porn. Sunset Thomas, of Bunny Ranch and HBO fame was a feature entertainer.

Had a private VIP dance with Sunset. Not too expensive at $500 and definitely worth every cent. She is a very sexy and sensual woman.

Had private dances while waiting for Sunset (she was in the VIP room for 2 hours with someone else first)with 3 of the house girls. Very good dances, touching and friction.

This place is a great find!

Went here Sunday afternoon.. not a big crowd...but worth..went twice in 2 weeks based on the prior reviews...worth it.. 1st time around had a good time with Tara...nice HJ...she worked wonders... went back today ..had a dance with "enya" i think was her name..southern girl...did wonders with a CBJ...took car eof me...I had a friend with me who saw Adriana..also had a good time.. recommend going Sundays and Monday because of fance specials.. either way..looks like 80-120 tip will get you from a CHJ to a CBJ..to "We will get really Close" as she said...will go back after the new year

Made my 2nd trip to X dreams in West Babylon. This time is was to follow up on the local girls. And man was it the right choice. Got there for the evening shift. After searching the DVD racks, headed over to check out the girls. Looked thru the peeps and found the girls to be attractive in the 6-8 range. Checked out Seka a thin willowy Asian girl and Tara who looked to be of Hispanic decent. Both I would classify as 8's. Went and got the minute sessions with both girls and both brought me to the happy ending. Both girls were tipped genourously and both performed their magic. Seka has excellent hands and worked wonders with a CBJ. Seka took the load while in a 69 in her hands. Tara also worked a CBJ but also gave me a bit of ride before we cuddled and took the matters in our hands, driveing the stick together. Tara has a hot body and for me would be a definate return for me. Next time out will check out Lisa a for a private session, as she has tight little body worth probing.

This is the place if you look for some tension release. Had the pleasure of being there when they had a feature appearence by Sunset Thomas. More later on Sunset Thomas.

X Dreams was definately worth the trip for me from Jersey. It is worth a trip now and then for the right reasons. The area at their location is a commericial area and very well maintained. The back lot is clean and well lite. The girls at X Dreams were fine mamas. If time would have permitted I would have partaken in the pleasures of their company.

The inside has 2 theaters as well as DVD's for sale or rental. As well as a selection of toys and lingere. The prices for these items were very reasonable.

Back to Sunset Thomas. If you have seen features before, no one compares to Sunset Thomas. If you are looking for the girl next door, Sunset is your girl. You receive her full attention during conversation and will be astounded my her pleasantness, no airs with this gal, she keeps it real.

Stopped here for the first time while in the area, early afternoon, as others mentioned its a peep show basically for previewing girls for a private "dance".
You walk thru a video store and private viewing area to get to the peep show area. Put a dollar for about a minute of viewing (was not timing it, might have ben shorter), One of the girls comes over and introduces hereself, you can put a dollar in the slot that goes to the girls side of the window as a tip. There were 3 girls on when I was there, I think a couple of others were in the private booths. a somewhat older white woman an attractive black girl and a full figured (but not fat) hispanic. Black girls come over first and then left for for a dance with someone else after my 30 seconds ran out. Figured iout thqat maybe If I put in $5 the window would stay up longer. Makes browsing the girs easier!

White girl came over gave here $1 tip flashed the breasts, nothng great. Asked for the hispanic girl to come over and something clicked. I'm a white guy, but seem to be on an hispanic kick lately. So I asker her for a private dance, went back to the guy at the counter, prices are clearly posted, $35 for 10 minutes, $50 (I think) for 20 and so on. Minimum tip to the girls is also clearly posted.
It started at $15 for the 10 minute dance, and up. He directed me to a room and I entered then a moment later Natalie (I think, bad at names) entered thru the other room holding a wad of paper towels and suggested I lock my door.
Natalie then explained that the more I tip the hotter the dance, I tipped $60 which she seemed pleased with and proceeded to strip down and suggested I get comfortable. which I did.
She "danced" a bit, did a little bump & grind then got handy. Must say It was a skillful HJ, with delivery into a papertowel. My hands were free to roam up top did not try roaming below.
Was a good experience, would not stop by once a week or anything but a nice change.


A peep show and adult store in once place. The peep show is just so you can see who is working, really you just get private dances here. A dance is $25 for 10 minutes. I dunno much else cuz I didn't try. Went on a Saturday and tried the peep - the dancers behind the window looked pretty uninterested. One came up and asked for a tip then just shook her ass for a couple minutes before the window closed. Didn't like what I saw so skipped out. Would say that the dancers maybe 4-7 though high mileage is probably guranteed.

Went to see an asian chick named Seka that I read about on the net. Put the money in the peep to check her out first. Her body is a 10, her face is a 7. I decide to take her for a 10 min dance.

Gave her $50 tip, didn't seem like she spoke much english but I did not have to say much. She gave me a nice dance. My hands were free to roam everywhere, inside and out. Then with out me asking she lays me down on the couch climbs on top and gets very handy.

Needless to say I had a great time with her. I didn't ask but I would think more might be available.

Checked out x-dreams on Tuesday night round 10:30. Parking lot in rear is well lit, and there is rear entrance into the video store. There were 5 girls on duty, and I saw 2-3 other guys wandering around as well.

Checked the peep area. The bullpen girls were mostly morose, uninterested when the barrier rose, and mostly talking on phones. Bibi slowly introduced herself and showed me her rack for $1. Tough to hear her, since there is no opening to speak. I figured she looked interesting and maybe even interested in working. She was maybe hispanic or African-American, but with blond hair. Skinny, with solid C bolt-ons. Paid the 25$ for the 10 mintes and went to the room.

I tipped her 50$ and had hoped for some interaction, but it was not forthcoming. The "dance"-like movement ended very quickly, and when she did start to drive the stick, it was as if she was afraid to touch it. There was some very poor acting by her, and it was largely a turn-off that she seemed so disinterested. She upsold me for the chance to finish in russia, but that seemed like too much of an upsell. I decided not to throw good money after bad.

A disappointment. I would not recommend this chick, and she seemed to be the one with any attitude at all at the window. Maybe I hit a bad night, but I am not likely to return.


I visited the place on 4/2/05. When you walk into the place, there is an adult DVD/video/toy shop. Then, there are peep show booths.

First, I tried the peep show booth, and I saw 3 girls behind the booth. One asian girl, one spanish girl, and one white girl are what I saw. First, Spanish girl came up to the window. She didn't know how to give a dance. Asian girl had a nice body, and I gave her few dollars before proceeding for the lap dance.

Lap dances are given in small booth, and at first, I was told $25 for 10 minutes. Upon paying $25, I went into the room. The girl told me she needs her money, because $25 was for the room, and not for the dances. I felt tricked, but I went ahead with a dance.

Dance was very good, and it was worth the money. Although she failed to ask me if I wanted more dance. she rushed off the room....

I guess the experience was an okay one at this place. Maybe I will go back there sometime.

X-dreams is part peep show/adult novelties&videos/jack shack. I say jack shack because thats all I ever got the 3 times i went there. The set-up is like this. You go into a peepshow booth, close the door, put money in the slot and the window opens. A girl comes over, "dances" and wants tips. You also see the other girls in the room and you can request another girl if you like. You pick the girl you like, go out and pay the dude out front 15min-$25,30 min-$50. Go to a room ,the girl comes in. Give tip. First time I had no idea what the scale was or what was the menu so I gave $100 to Missy. All I got was HJ, but in all honesty, I had great time as Missy was great. 2nd time had Raquel. She was hottest one there with blond hair and big fake tits. But had terrible attitude. $40 HJ. 3rd was Tammy, she was between the first two. $60 HJ. IMHO, I've sworn off this place as I'd rather spend the same amount on an oriental rub-n-tug. At least you get a massage. If you must go there, find out if Missy is there.

Obviously this isn't a strip club in the traditional sense, so don't come here if you're looking to have a drink or hang out, but the private lap dances have been excellent for me. Two visits - similar results. Biggest problem was that I wasn't given a clue as to exactly what a particular $ tip would get. I tipped $80 both times, and both times had a happy ending, when as the previous review stated the dancer took matters into her own hands. I suspect that even more might be available, but can't confirm at this time.