the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Four or five years ago, this was the best place in town. The dancers were smoking hot and the VIPs were great. The slide downward has been pretty steady. I stopped in last week and the whole atmoshphere is just not a lot of fun--unless you are a regular. The VIP area is a little creepy because you are sharing couches with other patrons and it is small. The bouncers are watching you like peeping toms and it just ruins any potential mood. The quality of dancers was fair and the drinks were reasonably priced. But, those were the high points. The neighborhood is not that great. A return visit is not likely

Visited this place on a recent Friday night about 9 pm. It was dead, besides for the 6 girls, i think there were two other customers. Anyways, I stayed about an hour or and the place did pick. The positives, the cover is $3.00 and they have great drink specials, I think on Friday it was $3 Corona. By time I left I saw about 10-15 dances, all average, nothing made me saw WOW, i need to stay at this place and get a dance from her. There were a few girls that I would have got dances from, but this seems to be more of a regular's place. With the girls hanging at the bar with every week or every day customers, drinking and getting no dances. so more of a bar atmosphere than an strip club. This place did have a super hot blond bartender, I am guessing former dancer, but Wow she was gorgeous. Anyways, if you want to drink and go to a strip club, I am guessing this is the best that Syracuse has to offer.

It has been a while since I have been here but nothing has changed one bit. I walk in on a friday night and theres a $3 admission and jammed packed. Please remember the size of this place is like the size of a normal living room. I order a bud light and that cost me $4.50 so I go to sit down and the guy next me tried touching a stripper in the naughty place and the bouncers ran over and literally threw him out the door head first. Well to the girls now. I dont know any names but I say there was about ten girls working. One very hot one and 2 or 3 ok looking ones the rest were a waste of time. I got a vip dance that costs $20 from the real hot one and I asked her werent the vip dances $10 cause thats how much they were last time I was there and she just laughed. So we go to the back and she literally talks about how her boyfriend didnt buy her what she wanted for her bday with another girl next to me on the couch. I am sitting there with a semi and shes just sits on me. Overall this place pretty much sucks. The best place in Syracuse by far is Paradise Found.

Went on a Wednesday night, pretty crowded due to guys from SYR basketball game. Beers were pricey, almost $5 for a beer. Most girls were 6-7s, couple of 8s and one definitely less than a 5. Got dances from Torrie, Riley, and Maria and were OK but girls seemed disinterested. You buy 1st dance for $20 and next ones are only $10 - did not take them on follow up dances. Easy to get to - 5 minutes from downtown and secure parking. Overall OK, especially for Syracuse.

Friday night. The girls were plenty about 10. ranges from 5-8. So the it's not to bad to look at. Not to much contact. S0 don't expect much. Did do a few dances with the hotties. Most were friendly but the dances are air dances. To top it off as this place is only topless. The bartender is a definetly a ten. 10 heck give her 20 she is got the best smile and hot top!
Her figure matches her age I'm guessing 20 with a great personallity.

Was back in recently midweek. Not much improvement since my prior visit. Back room still dirty with the same ratty couches. Had one dance back there from an older brunette who was probably about a 6. Mediocre. Club opens in the evening although bar opens earlier. No point in going before 7pm if you want a view. There is still the small side stage by the bar and the main stage in back with an adjoining DJ booth. The girls have declined in attractiveness since last visit. Of the five I saw the range was 4-7 at best. One chubby blonde would have been lower but she had a good attitude.

Was in on Saturday night. The atmosphere has changed a bit. Seemed to be a lower class element creeping in. A lot of shifty younger guys spending a lot more time with cell phones seem like they are conducting business and are not there for the girls. Cops were watching the place from down the street so keep the alcohol to a minimum if you don't want to get the DWI treatment.

Very few of the regular girls were there. I counted 7 and the range was lower than usual 3 to 7 at best. One of the better looking I recognized from Madame Oars down the road in Binghamton. She is apparently up here too now. Dances are still $20 for the 1st and $10 thereafter plus tip. I had 3 girls dance for me and they all were slightly over average at best. I think I'll let this rest a little before returning...


ok this place is a complete dump. I understand that its an alcohol club but the place is dirty and the dancers are sub par at best. checkout www.myspace.com/stripclubreview for more details

Alpine is an interesting place! I think the owner and I have very similar tastes (I being a big titty man) so this place suited me pretty well. There's some older gals here, but they tend to hold their own.

LAYOUT: Small, and the backroom isn't the cleanest. It gets the job done however.

ATMOSPHERE: I kind of got the feeling that the girls knew their job and were willing to do it to get paid. This was very business-like...so it suited me well.

DANCE QUALITY: Most of the girls are white (dare I say, white trashy!). They tend to be country girls looking to get out of unemployment. They really do stop right on the dot in terms of time and don't waste any if they don't think that you'll go for more than one dance.

Overall this is a pretty nice place if you like white girls with big tits (who doesn't?)

Went in on a thursday evening. 7 girls dancing ranging from about a 5 to an 8. Unfotunately, the 8, a blond had attitude issues. Great chest, but an air dancer. Bartender was nice and the place seems to be getting back to more of a normal flow after last years upheaval. Some of the regulars have moveds on, but the talent remains decent. A good neighborhood bar feel. Beer wasn't too expensive. Not too much pressure like in some places. My rating is a 6 because I still feel it has a ways to come back to where it was a couple years ago.

I went on a Saturday night. there was about 8 girls dancing. There are two stages, the one by the bar apears to non stripping while the stage in the back is topless. Two of the women where drop dead gorgous, One was very flat but great moves on the pole and was wild. one of the two heavier girls had a great personality and was fun, the rest where good. All seemed to be under 25. Only one girl asked if I wanted a dance that I declined. I am sure I will stop in again.

Stopped in last week. Things still pretty quiet, although getting back more to normal. It was a monday, so things were slow. Still there were 6 girls working, ranging from a 5 to 7. Not too enthusiastic, but the ones who recognized me from prior visits were very friendly. Good looking bartender was among the missing.

Gonna check by again after election day...

Was by last wednesdaqy. Place was raided by ABC and cops a couple weeks back. Mayor is up for reelection this year...

Girls were unusually cold. Wouldn't accept tips on stage and very little in the way of decent table dances. Even the back room was considerably toned down. I'll be staying away for a bit. Maybe until after election day...



Stopped by again on a thursday. Cute bartender. Several girls were working. Most were in the customary range of 5 to 8. Had one really good and one really bad dance in back. Still the same leather couches. Boncers weren't as hovering this time as they had been on prior trips. Still $20/$10 on dances. One blonde had a great chest full of goodies but gave a really lousy dance. Also, there was one black chick who needed a shower badly, she stank, literally. Otherwise, the beer was cold and things were pretty much normal.

Visited the club on Thursday night. Good talent ranging from a few 5-6's to some 8-9's. Bartender was cute and friendly. I got a cuple of private dances, the first was excellent so I decided to get another from a different girl. The second was one of the worse dances I've ever had in Syracuse. Overall its worth the stop but be careful who you select if you're going to get a private dance (sorry, the names of the 2 girls escapes me).

Dropped by. Some good pleasure chests out. Back room dancing was mixed. Some girls were really into it, while others were pretty lame. Drinks were good and stage show pretty much the same as always. $5 table dances were better than usual.



I went there around 9pm on a Wednesday night. Plenty of hot, fake boobs, 3-4 of the dancers were 8's. But I thought that the dancers were too stuck up and they were all trying to put on a little show with minimal interaction. Kind of disappointing, especially compared to some places in Utica. I would expect a better attitude on a snowy night in Syracuse.

Older neighborhood type club. Topless. Alcohol served. One main stage, one small stage near the modified horseshoe bar. Friendly chesty bar maids. 7 to 9 girls. Pretty quiet this week lots of attention for a guy willing to brave the cold in Siberacuse. Girls run the gamut of body types and were all attractive in their ways. VIP room where lapdances are offered on comfy leather couches. $20 standard for a lap dance. Table dances $5. OVerall a fun place for a couple hours during a week night out.

This is a topless only bar in downtown syracuse.They have dancers from 8 pm until 2 am on monday and 5 pm until 2 am tuesday thru saturday closed sunday.There is a 3 dollar cover at all times and drinks start at 2 dollars drink specials every day.Most shifts there are between 5 and 10 dancers on shift moistly white entertainers.Private dances are 20 dollars for the first and 10 dollars each dance after that.Overall a good bar to watch some pretty girls.

Friendly bar, nice looking girls for the most part, not a ton of milage.

Pricate dances are available, got some for 10 ea. Not a lot of contact. In the past I had gotten basically a HJ from a hot blonde, Amy or Anne.

Corner bar feel......usually go early in the evening......a good place to pick a favoriate and keep her for the evening.....agressive "hands on" dances from the old timers......a good time had by all....fun, sleezy with cute bartenders....sometimes the bar area gets a little drunk......a good place to tie one on.

I travel to Syracuse on a monthly basis and I always find at least one night to stop in and see my favorite dancer at Alpine. I obviously cannot give her name in here, but I will tell you she is brunette...wonderful c cups...with a great body. I usually have a wonderful time with this young lady who from my experience is one of the most liberal of the ladies at the apline...maybe my luck has to do with the fact that I see her at least once per month and spend a decent amount of $$ on her when I am there (I will routinely spend $200 on her alone) For those of you who doubt it, finding a "winner" and becoming a loyal customer can have great benefits...this was just re-emphasized to me on my last trip which was WAY better than I ever dreamed of...this is the first time in a long time that I actually was offered "take-out"...whos says chinese restaurants offer the best take out??