the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

This place was great although it wasnt a tru lap dance club. Girls in bikinis did their best to grind it out for $10 a song. Huge expose on the news and the girls havnt been back since. Can i have a dance with that slice?

I found this place only a few years ago, three years ago the most and back then it was $5 a "lapdance" but it is a reach to call it a real "lapdance" because the place is as big as a broom closet jam packed with guys that it is almost impossible to get a stool for your dance. Key word here is stool, not chair. The point being that you are virtually standing straight up when receiving your dance. It is not an actual lapdance more like a wall-dance but it is almost impossible to gain any real worthwhile grinding because of the standing combined with the over crowed jam-packed sardine can you are in. about a year and a half ago the girls started getting $10 for the dance. This was born out of a new popularity the place had gained that brought in guys used to paying more money then what the girls expected. I am now shocked to here anyone paying $20 for a dance here. The place really exist for those who have little money. Most guys will leave after just one beer because it is so small and so packed and hard to get a dance.

This place is not a strip club as they girls are always in bikinis at a minimum, however there are vvery few places left that you can hang with the dancers like here. they just want to chill and give an occasional $10 dance that if your lucky will be higher milage than anything you will ever get at the mainstream places. A bit thuggish as far as the crowd goes but overall well behaved... The girls are almost all comubianos and most are quite hot. Best time is late afternoon . Weekends are dead this is a wall strreet after work joint..

The place is located through and opaque-ish door at the back of a deli right next door to the Pussycat Lounge (left side). It is typically packed w/ the downtown blue-collar crowd. On average about 4 girls work, but its such a sausage-fest it's hard to get a dance in.

The gals all pretty cute latinas and wear skimpy not-quite-bikini outfits. The lapdances are run between $10-20 depending on who you get, and are usually heavy on the grindage. Unfortunately the clothes stay on, but they may give you a peek every now and again. Roaming is usually available, but ymmv.

First time here. Arrived at 8 PM. Paid $10 cover. Coronas were $8, which is not bad at all.

Dancers were on a platform behind the bar, that was as long as the bar, with mirrors behind them. The dancers I saw didn't seem to move very well on stage. I didn't particularly enjoy watching them. I would rate most dancers a 5, with one possibly being a 6. All natural, half of the girls had breasts on the smaller side. I did see a couple of fairly cute (face) petite Latin girls.

The dancers I met, they were generally friendly, but most didn't come around to my side of the bar. I saw many just standing around or just lying down at the end of the stage. But I did see some customers and dancers actually dancing to the music on the bar floor, having a good time.

To be honest, I am not sure how these girls make money. I tipped a few girls, arkwardly reaching over the bar to give money to the girls on stage. Is that how they make most of their money?

I think I read here that there is a second floor, but I did not see the stairs for it. Maybe it was closed off.

Note, as a club, I rated it a 5, but as a neighborhood bar, I would probably rate it a couple points higher (if I ignored the $10 cover).

I would probably come back one more time to see what this club is really about. I feel I missed something this first time around. I would like to see how the lap dances are.


The Pussycat Lounge is a strange place with a strange appeal. Appropriately located downtown-- about 2 blocks south of Ground Zero and a few blocks west of Wall Street-- it is smack-dab in between, a bodega/mart + next door adult store and a sometimes hot hip-hop/latin dance club (Remi Lounge). A parking garage (Battery Parking) is on the block south of it all. Walk in and it's "not your brother's strip club" (maybe your dads). Long bar, chicks dancing, takin' bills. That's it. No dances. Women are 5-8 (with a few 9's). But it has a strange appeal. A boss from London was in town and this was the perfect "safe house" -- not too raunchy but enough nice bodies and beer to keep it fun. If he wanted to step it up a notch, there was New York Dolls, Hustler Club, or Scores... where did Harmony Club and Dangerous Curves go? Why oh why?! :( The pull that made it a little better was the fact that when the girls aren't dancing, they might pull up a stool, eat some food and hangout. Again, no dances... just some cute women and chit-chat... your mileage may vary. With the right chemistry: REAL phone numbers. I could've driven a chick home (she was a town away from me... but boss wanted more bars and more booze). But you have to bring your A-game. Wall Street guys will do much better. (Especially, if you have a 1/32nd share in a summer home in The Hamptons... but it will HAVE to include INDOOR BATHROOM privileges.)

The place remains very popular even without any kind of lap dances or table dances. The place is very simple with a long stage that exists across from the long bar. You'll have girls in front of you at all times who will expect one dollar tips but wont be offended if you don't tip. Most girls are average at best but they do sometimes have a hot one or two. Free pizza in the afternoon.

The club is a hidden gem. I figured 1am, in the financial district... it would be dead as a doornail. Wrong! The girls are really cute, sweethearts actually. One girl with a glowing white dress stole my heart... along with half my paycheck! Ha ha!

The club is set up in such a way that you can go into the front door, sit at the bar, and a clothed dancer dances on a small stage across the way. It's pretty empty by the bar out front. The real party is in the back room!

It's $10 to get in to the "Topless Area".... not a big deal. There's a one drink minimum too... the drinks are standard NYC bullshit inflated prices.

Like I said, the girls are really sweet, younger types, with natural breasts. Gotta love those naturals! It's a nice mix of Eastern Euro, Latina, and Black girls. Believe it or not, there were a few American girls in the mix too! There were 2 girls on stage at a time when I was there. But the rotation goes pretty fast, so you can check out the goods before you buy. I only saw one girl do a pole trick so don't come in expecting bells and whistles.

Dances happen on the couches along the walls. $20 a song with a good amount of contact. The girls don't really let your hands roam too much. Such a shame. But other than that and the drink prices, it's a great place to relax.

All in all, I'd pay this place another visit, definitely.

Went with a few friends. Bought some drinks first at the bar, about $11ea. Paid the entry fee and got a seat on the benches at the side of the room. All the dancers who came over were hot, one in particular was amazing - extremely small tits, tight body. They all did nice dances for $20. No extra tipping required/solicited. Doesn't seem like there are any extras, because everything is in one big room - not much privacy. I'm told there is a VIP room upstairs but entry is >$500... too rich for my blood.

went to this club during the day with a few coworkers. drinks arent bad considering you get two for the price of one. the girls are very hot. theres a nice mix. alot of different ethnicities. it wasn't very busy though and the girls were mostly sitting at the bar or on the couches talking to each other. maybe because it was early in the afternoon. i would definitely go back... but most likely in the evening... one of the girls said after 6 oclock there's usually a little more excitement.

Most all of the women dancing seemed attractive to me, some very so, with a nice blend of nationalities, since quite a few seemed to be immigrants. (It's NYC, outside the law firms, quite a few of everything are immigrants.) A couple out of 10 or so weren't quite up to the others, but so be it. And yeah, it's $10 to get in, $11 for a corona (doesn't taste any better than $5 or $7 corona to me...) and $20 for a LD that is pretty mild. Welcome to Manhattan, that's the way it is there. Take this place for what it is, a place to drink and watch, and maybe flirt innocuously with, a attractive women.

I had a business trip to NYC and was staying downtown for a couple of nights. I had never been to New York Dolls, so I decided to give it a try. I arrived just before 8:00 p.m. on a Monday hoping I wouldn't have to pay a cover charge to get in. No cover charge. I was confused when I first walked in. There was a bar and one very clothed young woman. Didn't look good, especially after paying $10 for a Heineken. Then I noticed a sign that said Topless Lounge. I walked through to the back and saw a snug little club with a mirrored stage and about 12 dancers for just five guys (myself included).

The dancers ranged from not-so-hot to very nice (cue Borat voice). One dancer in particular caught my eye. Victoria has one of the most beautiful bodies I've seen in quite some time. I couldn't take my eyes off of her while she was dancing. When she finished her set, she came right over to my table and asked if I wanted a lap dance. How could I say no? I had four dances with her along the couch-like wall out in the open. The mileage was good, not great. Even so, it was a great experience. She's from Russia, but you'll be able to pick her out because of her incredible body.

After the four dances, I left almost immediately. I knew no other dancer there would be able to measure up to Victoria, and I wanted to leave on a high note.

This club is located in New York's Financial district. I usually go on a weekend day usually friday or saturday and the woman here are pretty attracitive. Most of the woman are from a european background and are usually there for a month or 2 and then a new batch of girls come in. however the usual girls that has been there for a long time such as kiki are very good looking.
The atmosphere here is very different as the building is to small to be a strip club. It does not really have much of a dance stage only divided into 2 small dance areas. the drink prices is a total ripoff here with 15 dollar beers. the club in whole is pretty clean.recommended to those who just want a good time


Don't go here unless you like semi-attractive women and you like getting ripped off. Went on a Wednesday afternoon and there were abot 10 girls that were in the range of 5s - 8s. One dancer, who was semi-attractive gave me a dance and forget to tell me when the dance was over. I wound up getting stuck paying for two dances with a dancer that I wasn't sure if I really wanted one dance from. When I complained she said go ahead and complain to the managers. When I complained to the managers then didn't really care. I gues ripping off the ir customers is standard company policy for this place. In this place it is the customer's repsonsibility to keep track of the songs to makes sure you don't get stuck paying for two dances from a women who you would not likely voluntarily get two dances from. Avoid this place and you'll be much better off.