the ultimate strip club list

October 10, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 283

Not very impressed with this club or the dancers. Two Russians who were not so hot and somewhat pushy for LD's. Had one and she wanted me to do more; but I've had more action on a dance floor at a mainstream club being rubbed in a crowd. I tried the other after being told there was some hands on action available, but other than a slight stroke or two across my crotch...she wasn't much better. I will not repeat.

I was in the area about 11pm and figured I'd stop. This place usually is ok on a Sunday night. Not tonite. It was Russian Easter, so no Russians. That left one white local girl. Actually she was pretty. Blond, about 25, small natural rack. About 5 guys. I was thinking about leaving when she came over to join me. She proceeded to tell me her tale of woe regarding her deadbeat boyfriend who made her move to FL. She was back and dancing is the only job she knows so..... While she was talking there was no dancing. She said she had to use the head, so I took that as my cue to leave. I honestly thought the night was a fluke due to the holiday and would return on a Sunday.

This place is pretty nasty. It's dirty, the girls range from 3 to 5 at best... high mileage dances but you'd expect that from mediocre talent. I've been in there a few times and have yet to actually see a girl dance on their stage.

The dances are in semi-private open booths behind a curtain, which is nice.

Last time I went it was a Sunday night and the place was deserted. There were 2 girls, one was butt nasty and the other was cute. The cute one was talking to the bartender and the fat one made a move towards me. I ran out of there.

Came in early eve. Not my first time in club. Stop by mostly on way home from work in city[halfway point]. 10 to 15 customers. Most dancers about a 7 rating if lack of language skills don't bother you. They don't bother me when i have a nice set in my face. They could have a better choice of women [most were russian type I think] attractive but lacking in serious sensuality. Where have all the American girls gone?

Came here last night about 10 pm. Pretty good crowd for Sun night. No cover. At least 15 people. About 5 girls. 5-7 range. 1 black, the rest russians. Or so I thought. I was quickly approached by an attractive brunette. I normally like to get my beer and chill a bit, so I was not too pleased. When she spoke with an accent, I figured it was just another pushy russian. However "Lolita" informed me that she was turkish. I was intrigued by the exoticness of it. I don't think I have ever come across a turkish woman in this type of establishment before. She seemed very nice, but when she told me she was muslim, I had to give her a full body patdown to make sure she had no explosives!LOL. Actually the only thing close to exploding was me when we went for a couple of dances. This was the first time I got a dance since they redid the joint. The lapdance area consists of separate booths with curtains in front. There is almost total privacy and we were not disturbed at all. There was full contact and she even reached around to sqeeze my sack as she rode me. It was the best dance I had ever gotten in that place. The rating had she not been there would have been at best a 4.

Was out visiting friends over the weekend and they took me out to this place for a beer Saturday evening. It was bigger than Stone Hedge that we had visited early in the day but the place still looked more like a local bar than a SC. While walking in, the bar runs front to back on the left side of the room and then there is a pool table in the back. On the right it is set up like an L shaped long banquet table that you sit at to tip but the girls do their show on a stage that is about 6’ away from where you sit and has a short railing that you have to look thru to see them. It is kinda odd. There is a juke box that the girls feed when they are up. There were about 4-5 girls while I was there and they danced on stage and then had to climb over the rail to come to the table so you could tip them. They were topless. There were also some booths on the front wall that had red curtains but I didn’t see any action going on and never got approached to do dances. Will try again when I go back

I found myself back here late last Sat. after a night of drinking. I had heard there was an israeli girl there that was hot and wild, so I came to find her. The place had at least 20 guys (most with a bachelor party) and 6 girls. Mostly tired russians and a black girl. One was a 7, the rest 4-5. The bartenders were attractive, at least (isn't that usually the case).Israeli not here. Place was smoky. I wasn't feeling it. Drank my beer ($7) and split.

Went here last night about 1 am. I left a party and was fired up, but also tired, so I thought I'd stop by for a beer. This used to be my spot before THE SCENE. I haven't been here in at least 9 months. There were a few customers and about 6 dancers. Some russians, and some locals. 4-7 range. Beer is $6.50. I did not get a lapdance, but they are $25. I was able to get a lot of mileage in the past. But YMMV. The russians were pushy for drinks and/or lap (as usual). I rebuffed them and would up talking with a local white girl. Claimed it was her first night here, but had been in business awhile at Stonehedge. Might have gotten lap, but she had to go up on stage. So I split. FYI - girls dance topless on stage, but when they come down to solicit tips, they put tops on. Don't remember why, but its been going on for years.

Stopped in about 8:30 on a Saturday evening. Pretty quiet. One dancer, pretty African-American. Not familar with NY clubs. Arrangement seemed strange. She danced continuously in front of the one customer down by the stage in a bra and panties. She danced in front of the bar/table he sat at. After he left, she went up on the stage and took off her bra. When a 2nd customer sat below the stage, she immediately put the bra back on and went down to dance in front of him, I guess for a few dollars in tips. Only a few customers and a large bouncer who was smoking despite the NY smoking ban. A bottle of beer was about $7. I don't think I'll stop back anytime soon.

Although I went on a relatively slow night, the girls were still gorgeous, and the drinks moderately priced. I swear, most of those girls could coax a man into giving away everything with only moderate effort. All in all, a good time!

This is a crummy neighborhood bar with girls that dance topless. The girls are usually 4's and 5's. Drinks are terrible. No cover, lap dances are $25, no touching allowed.