October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285
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Strip Clubs in East Farmingdale, New York

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# Club Info Reviews Last Review Rating Trend Club Type
1.Crystal Cafe
631-249-0411
801 Conklin St
East Farmingdale, New York 11735
209/08/08VIP Only.   Join NowTopless
2.Cafe Royale
631-777-7870
101 Route 109
Farmingdale, New York 11735
Topless
3.Cherri Bombs
631-920-2128
45 Kean St
West Babylon, New York 11704
Peep Show
4.X Dreams
631-643-6343
54 Nancy St
West Babylon, New York 11704
408/21/08Peep Show
5.Le Cafe
516-822-5544
617 Hicksville Rd
Bethpage, New York 11714
308/17/08Topless
6.Gaslite Parlour
(631) 888-9098
141 E. Sunrise Highway
Lindenhurst, New York 11757
310/06/08Topless
7.Gossip
516-752-1222
602 Broad Hollow Rd
Melville, New York 11747
Topless
8.Stone Hedge
516-669-9665
715 Sunrise Hwy
West Babylon, New York 11704
204/10/08Topless
9.L. I. Cafe
516-669-9527
770 Sunrise Hwy
West Babylon, New York 11704
Topless
10.Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe
516-783-0003
1538 Newbridge Rd
North Bellmore, New York 11710
212/29/07Male & Female
11.Carousel Lounge
631-351-6102
522 E Jericho Tpke
Huntington Station, New York 11746
112/21/07Topless
12.Tender Trap
(631) 493-9510
1850 E Jericho Tpke
Commack, New York 11743
508/27/08Topless
13.Class Act
631-666-8973
1237 Sunrise Hwy
Bayshore, New York 11706
Bikini
14.Scene Restaurant & Lounge
631-543-4177
70 Vanderbilt Motor Pkwy
Commack, New York 11725
509/21/08Topless
15.A Taste Of Honey
516-485-5890
251 Fulton Ave
Hempstead, New York 11550
204/01/08Topless
16.Blush
631-499-1297
53 Veterans Memorial Hwy
Commack, New York 11725
Topless
17.Gentlemens Quarters
516-377-0777
2151 Grand Ave
Baldwin, New York 11510
109/22/08Bikini
18.Bear Necessity
(516) 432-9168
3902 Long Beach Rd.
Island Park, New York 11558
Topless
19.Oasis Gentleman's Club
631-979-1001
490 W Jericho Tpke
Smithtown, New York 11787
201/21/08Topless
20.Forbidden Fruit
631-467-0050
2130 Pond Rd
Ronkonkoma, New York 11779
309/08/08Topless
21.High Heels
718-276-1300
24856 Rockaway Blvd
Jamaica, New York 11422
Topless
22.Europa Bar
94-02 Sutphin Blvd
Jamaica, New York 11435
Bikini
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Girls were mostly european and there were a few good looking ones
The girls were friendly I had a good time
When you enter the building the bar is right there and you could go up and order a drink.As you sit there the girls will come and ask if you want to buy the a drink(same price as the mens drink)You could also sit at the stage where the girls dance topless for 2-3 songs.
they have a semi-private room for lap dances that lasts for 1 song(5 min) and costs 30 The dances are friction and the girls do them like they are enjoying them

Came here on a Sunday recently after a bike ride with a buddy. It was about 5 pm and the game was on. That was IT. Us two, the bartender (decent) two dancers (5-6) and a bouncer (douchebag). Nobody was dancing. My buddy managed to get a couple of free shots out of the bartender, or it would have got a zero. A colossal waste of time. I have not had a great time in this place in many years it seems.I'm done with this place for awhile.

Stopped in here recently, small place with a cover at night, few guys sitting at the bar watching the game, hot bartender too bad she wasn't dancing, i did try to get her out there though. few girls at the bar and one girl dancing, she was ok if you like those thin older woman who look like they have gone through the mill a few times. kinda frumpy and didn't want to entertain had a beer and ran for the door. All the girls at the bar wanted was free drinks and lap dances

Recently visited and gave up a few singles to the dancers who were eastern eurpoean....tall blonde and brunette and another frumpy..not my cup of tea, each with deacent breasts. Had my beers and was offered to goVIP which is a side open room. Decided against it and also decided not to come ack for a while

Went here last Thurs after watching the game. About 2am. I was a little buzzed and this was the closest place. I came here expecting nothing and was not disappointed. Three girls, white, 30's, 4-6. None on stage. 5 customers. The girls were hanging with their "marks".One was giving a dance, which takes place in an open sideroom on couches. Dance was full contact. Did not ask price but the usual is $30.The bartender was not pretty and beers the usual LI $7. As the girls were unavailable, I did not want to wait around, so I left. All things considered, definately better than the last time I was here (see review).

Except for the Russian accents, this place could belong to tony Soprano. Definitely a "family" bar. Girls tend to be rude when sober, obnoxious when drunk. Some are marginally cute but the attitude blows it. One drink, outta there. Not coming back.

Was there during the week and hooked up with one of the dancers Cindy. Not the cutest or thinest girl but we had a good time. I have been here sevweral times and find that your mielage can vary greatly. Not the best club in the area but not the worst.

Bad place the gilrs are very average. As far as LI places go there are much better. Do not waste your money on private dances save it and go to a better spot. Dark and dirty place. Good place to hang out if you are a rat.

Definately among the worst clubs on Long Island, and worst in the country after this review. Older, foriegn, gothic women, take your pick. Rude waitresses, bartenders & dancers

Years ago this used tobe a great "neighborhood type" club with flashing and frisky ladies. This has really gone downhill. Two girls ( 5's) trying to get as many singles as possible in their dance set round a small stage. There is an open lap dance area but there wasn't any action iwhile I was there..... Had 2 beers and left a few singles but won't be returning.

I miss the good old days!!!!!

Went last night about 11:30. 2 dancers, 1 white and 1 black. decent 6-7. 6-8 customers. Place seemed dead. There was no dancing to speak of, just the one girl (dancing?) getting dollar after dollar from a sap sitting by the stage. When I got there the white girl was on stage. Russian. She hoverered over this dude until her set ended. Then she went to the bar and hung out with another dude! Then the black girl went on stage and immediately picked up where the other one left off. That was all I needed to see. Drank my beer and left.

To sum it up, I'd say scary. I've been to quite a few clubs on LI, but this one is just skeevy. I did go at an off time, I think it was a weekend in the middle of the day, but I actually got yelled at by a stripper! I was talking to my friend, having a good time, and laughing. She looks at us and says, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT?" We were just kind of stunned, like a deer in headlights. We couldn't believe she would speak to us like that, or get all mad at us for nothing. After that exchange, we decided to finish our beers and check out. In the mean time, she informed us we should be tipping her more.

The place was dingey, dank, dark, and just nasty. The girls were far below average, and had bad bodies. I don't know the prices of dances because we left after a few minutes. With all your choices on LI, I wouldn't go here.

Came here last week with a bunch of guys while we were working in the area.
Sometimes these smaller clubs are hidden gems because the girls are not so busy working the entire room and offer more individual attention. There was none of that. At least the beer was cold. The one good thing about the night.
There were 6 dancers there that night, ranging from 4-6. One cute blonde would have been higher if she was a little thinner.
It might not be to bad if it was just your corner dive bar. The thing is, it's not. It's a strip club. That's the real reason you have people showing up.
This place doesn't hold up it's part of the bargain.


Definitely a dive type. Small cover but drink required. My dancer was a foreign female very drunk very bad teeth. Lola was from Eastern Europe. The private area is very small, maybe 10 x 10. The bouncer waits for any hint of impropriety in the area. I should know since I touched her clothed hip once and was out. Definitely not worth the time unless you are really drunk.


Small rundown place. One stage with a small lap dance area in the back. Girls were friendly but not overly so. Had a beer and left without any dances so I can't comment on that. Won't return.

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