the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

GPS showed it as Carousel East, so I ended up in a diff place than I wanted to, but what the hell.

No cover to get in, got there Monday about 8p. Walked in to a 6 on stage, and had a few mins to enjoy the peace before getting approached. The next dancer on stage really started my engines, very flexible and energetic, pierced both nipples, pierced belly button... She had some friends, though, so I didn't get a chance to spend any time with her. Plan to return to see her.

Did chat for a while with a nice russian 7, sweet personality, nice body, very flattering tight black tube dress, red heart panties... She explained the game: .3 for a 4.5 minute timed lap in a semi public area, or $ for 15 min timed lap in a mostly private area. She explained that she has been there long enough to know what she can and can't get away with, and how she can guarantee I will be fully satisfied. I sprung for the $.

Went back into an area with a shoddy couch, and she positioned me to her advantage. There are a couple of small windows (darker inside the room than in the club, so difficult to see through looking in from outside), and a camera in place to be sure nothing really bad happens (mostly for the dancer's protection, I believe). She made it subtle, but gave me lots of touch and allowed me to enjoy her petite natural Bs. She arranged me and asked which motion made me feel the best. She did give what she promised, and also indicated that most of the time MORE would be avail on Mon and Tue, depending on which manager was in the house.

I had heard Blush was a very expensive waste of time. I didn't have that experience, and maybe that's because I was there Monday, rather than Friday. I will return to Blush, and will spend the $ for VIP treatment. I hope the hottie with all the piercings will be available - based on her polework, and the costume she was wearing, I expect a high level of access and service!

This is kind of a weird place... it's small, with a 2-pole stage in the middle of a horseshoe bar.

I went on a Sunday night around 11PM and there were probably a dozen girls working. Only one was busted, a few in the 5-7 range, a few Russians that were 7-8s, and two smoking blondes. One looked like Tara Reid.

On the downside, the $30 lapdances are LAME. A bouncer sits down right in front of you and watches intently, yelling at you if you so much as touch her leg. WTF?

They have 15 minute VIP for $100, but some dude warned me that it was a waste and they have windows in there so I skipped that.

They do let you smoke cigarettes in there, a huge plus for a bar in this state... a good place for a drink and a smoke, but save your real cash for a place with mileage.

Went here after visiting Tender Trap down the road. Dark inside, with a bar and stage in the middle of the bar with two poles. Girls dance one at a time for 2 songs. First song is clothed and second ends topless. Girls come for tips throughout the dance which can be annoying, but generally don't hit you twice on the same song. LD happen in a room with a bouncer watching intently. $30 for 5 minutes ($10 for the club). Girls are average at best. About 10 girls there on a Monday night at 10PM. About half were enhanced, the rest natural. Some local girls and a mix of Russian and Latina as well. Talked with a chick from Russia for about 20 minutes before finally giving in to a LD. Good grind from her, had to be careful with the hands because of the watcher. Not really worth it, but she was nice and having a slow night. I was the only one who got a dance in the 2 hours I was there. She left the club for the night after our dance. 1 drink minimum per dance set posted, but I didn't see them enforcing it too much. Beers are typical NY price of $7.

Was here last Friday night around midnite. $10 cover. Decent crowd as well as dancers. As usual, mostly Russian, with a few black and hispanic. More local white girls than usual. The dancers ran 6-8. None super hot. The usual vodka drink I get went from $14 to $16. The girls all appeared to be different than the last time I was here several months ago. I got a dance with a russian who did way too much air dancing for my tastes. Although I still like the place, it does seem on the decline from days past.

Was here about 9 months ago during the day and it was dead...did have a fun dance. Not sure what happened to the last poster (mets1986), but the mileage was high, even got to make out with the girl.
So, me and a buddy were on our way home from the Isle game this past Monday and we decided to wander in, it was around 5pm. It was just us and about 5-6 gals. Many were russian, which is a given on LI now it seems. My buddy got a dance from an american...and I sampled a russian (Nicole). It was high mileage in the "booth". I got to touch everything but kitty and even got some sucking on the tits... My buddy got a high mileage $30 dance which was one way. If you want two way, you need to go in the booth for 15 minutes, which costs $150.
I went back in today on my way home from the city to try and see Nicole again, well she was not there, but the gal my buddy was with was, she was hot so I figured, go for it. Went for 15 minutes and had extremely high mileage, including some kissing. Got her Email address and will see what will happen next.

As far as the club itself. Long bar where a girl will "dance" for about 10-15 minutes for tips. Off to the left is the stage (which is not used early in the day) and then the back area has both an area for $30 dances and more private booth's. One bonus, it is truly non-smoking, unlike Oasis in Smithtown.

I would love to rate this place higher, but I am putting it up against places from around the US and Canada. For the area (LI) this is probably the top one.

went here last night for Jessica Drake show. Waited two hours for her to appear. It was a bit anti climatic. While waiting for her I sampled two dancers for laps. I am spoiled, coming from FL where we can touch, grope and suck just about anytin (except Kitty), although I've done that as well with a few dancers. These girls are spoiled. They claim they would never work in FL cause they don't want their breast touched. Wake up Ladies !

I did not wait around for Jessica to sample her dances. I assume they would have been in the $100's range ???


This club might be on a slow side during the week, but weekend comes and you definitely need to party here! Went on a saturday night, plenty of girls: Russian, Spanish, Hungarian, Brazilian.. you name it - they got it! Many people, I had to wait a few minutes to get a seat. Drinks were pretty strong, if you take care of the bartenders they'll take care of you. Dances are $30 and done in a separate room. There's also a "booth" which gives you more privacy. No actual "champaigne rooms" but the booths are pretty good!

Was here recently on a thursday night about 10pm. Place was dead. More girls than customers. Girls attractive 6-9.I had just come from one of the lamest bachelor parties and was in the area. This place was once by far my favorite. I was not feeling that great to begin with, and before I had a drink I was set upon. It seemed as soon as I got rid of one, she was quickly replaced by another. There were more americans than usual, but they had learned from the russians and came in quickly with the hard sell. I was saved by an old favorite. A russian whose name is Gloria. Tall, blond, large natural rack. Gave a great lap dance. I spent way too much with her over a several month period last year. I also spent in my drawers as well. But she is a viper like the rest. When the spell is on you, nothing matters. But the spell is broken, and I had no intention of paying big money for nothing. I really just came for a quick drink, a look around and then split. Gloria was pushing for dances, but I settled for a $20 massage. Not bad, but when she saw nothing more was forthcoming she took her leave. As did I. I will return, for old times sake. And to see if the place being dead was an off night or a downward spiral.

Relaxed club, toward the neighborhood hang out sort of place. Relatively low cover and relatively cheap beer. A few hot dancers, but $30 lap dances with no touching is not a deal. $10 of the dance goes straight to the house, so a goon is hovering over the dances. Visit by a mainstream feature, pretty cool. If they could lighten up on the touching rules, then it'd be worth a visit. But no more by me; can't waste time like this.