the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

Horrible! Horrible! It's been remodeled inside and looks nicer, but the dancers were really horrible. This place used to have good 10 laps but now it's 20 and the girls are really 1-2 at best. One girl had a hip replacement scar running up and down here leg.

I watched three songs on stage (1 of 1 dancer and 2 of another) and kept my eyes out for some other girls - none to be found. Ick. I left 10 minutes later.

I've heard of this place for ages, and the reviews were always the same; real bad. However, I finally tried it out, and thought it was the perfect neighborhood bar and strip joint. The dancing is pretty lame. And for some reason the girls wear pasties so it isn't even topless. I really don't understand regional differences on this issue. But in any event, there is a new room in the back for lap dancing. Depending upon the day, time, girl, crowd, i've had what can only be described as the best lap dance I've ever had, and I've had them in many places.....It is also a place to go if you are alone. Again, a neighborhood bar, low key, not terribly loud, not terribly pushy. I give it a 7.

Stopped in on my way to Niagara. Visited club early about 5:00PM. 3 customers and 4 girls
dancers were 3-5 with one 7. No dancer on stage when I arrive. Bartender was rude acted as if you were there to serve her. Asked her when the dancers were going up. She says they'll be up then proceeds to talk on her cell phone. Girls were friendly yet the club was dead. Dancers do 3 dances per girl then one song off between songs. Akward when you sit waiting for the dancers.

went back on a tuesday, i like it when its a bit slower, there were about 4 or 5 guys there and about 8 girls. a few of the sundowner girls were working that night, they seemed pretty occupied with the couple guys that were there, ended up spending most of the night with cameron again, sweet girl, a lil more open during the dances this time, good lookin girl with a good attitude, and not one of them girls that offers extras

Went on a tuesday night/evening... was slow only 4 or 5 girls... got to sit and talk with one of the dancers... cameron. she was delicious, beautiful girl, flirty and talkative, great curves... got a dance, she was a bit shy, but definitely plan on going back for that cutie.

Didn't think a Canadian club could go down so far so fast. Last time I was here was about 3 years ago. Dancers were (still are) not as hot as the Falls but what the hey, most of them still look good. Stage show sucked. None of the girls showed much interest. Stared talking to one dancer at the bar, not bad looking and adequate conversation until she had to go up on stage, then she sent her "friend" over to keep me company. All the friend wanted to do was talk me into a 2 girl private show. Finally got the impression that both ladies were carpet munching roommates and the show would involve them groping each other while I watched and wanked. Thanks but no wanks. Might come back on next trip to Buffalo to see if things have improved. Maybe not.

please - ca I get some points back for just going here? stopped in around 6 on a monday evening -- hey its just me and the staff -- 2 dancers, one doing crossword puzzles and another playing pool -- a bt who opened a beer and disappeared, a waitress? who kept slipping out to smoke -- she might have been the one in charge, since she did ask if I wanted a dancer or anything -- couple other worker guys wandering around -- place looked drab and dinghy -- music was not good -- neither of the girls bothered to dance -- the young, pool playing one came over to annoy me -- did not work the hustle well at all -- the other dancer -- who I smiled at and engaged when I entered (she was sitting near the entry with her head in a book -- turns out it was a crossword puzzlebook) I though there might be something interesting their but she have a clue 1. Down -- four letter word for gender opposite of female 2. Across -- place where you dance and earn money (three letters) -- had she taken the time, I would have a) chatted her up and b) suggested we cut out of there -- she might have had a chance at optimizing her cash flow that evening -- instead she continued to struggle with 8. Across TV Star of NightRider and Bay Watch ____Hasselhoff (5 letters).

Oh! Canada! At least the evening was young and NF a few minutes up the road.



so i went there with some friends about a week ago. had a great time in the VIP with a hot brunetter. i was pretty dead the night that we all went but a good time was had by all in the group that i went with.
would definitely go back again when the downer is packed.

We went there over the Holiday break..Good times..there were quite a few hot chicks, but not enogh with HUGE racks like I like them...Hopefully they will be there when we go back in a few weeks...Champagne rooms were very crowded and not very private.