the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

Girls are over bearing, and money hungry. Only a few good looking girls out of the bunch of Russian and polish girls there. Bartenders are usually funny and the lap dances are good. no entry fee or tip neccasary and the place doesnt get busy until late into the night. small dance stage and lack of full nudity is a downer. Drinks are overpriced and usually weak, girls always ask u to buy them a drink aswell.

Ghastly, overbearing Russian gals who do not even let you get a drink before they have their hands in your pockets. Not a place for me, I like gals under 30 years old who are still in good physical shape. Bartender was just okay. Can not figure how they stay open. I live in the area and there are never any cars in the lot.

This place is a bit dumpy - although it looked better on the outside. The girls, even more importantly, were all rather dumpy as well. I may be spoiled by all the hot babes and contact I get in Texas and Vegas - but this place is horrible. Even by Eastern US standards, just play golf
at Bethpage and stay away from the clubs!!! The gils won't give you the time of day - but you won't mind, since there aren't any hot ones there anyway. The hottest one I saw was the Bartender at Bethpage golf course!!

Club was "ok" - a bit run down, but on my first visit, my friend knew one of the strippers, so it was an "improved"/above average experience. Went back again for a bachelor's party, and the experience was severly degraded. They keep forcing you to buy drinks, so nurse them. Staff was rude about said drinks, and some of the girls dancing were rude as well and forceful for a measly dollar, even if you're not interested. Only recommended if you know someone who's a regular, so you get better treatment.

One of the worst clubs I've been to. $10 per drink (including soda and water), rude staff, and outdated. No ATM machine, just a "Funny Money" machine that charges you $10 to use it (they charge you $10 to get money to pay $10 to buy one beer).

Sometimes has decent girls on Friday and Saturday nights, but not usually during the week. Lapdances are $30 and are sometimes good, but not too often. I WILL NOT being going back.

I don't know where the last reviewer went, but it wasn't here. A beer is $7 and dance area has a pretty good degree of privacy. Anyway, I stopped in about 10pm midweek and found about6 girls, all white. 5 Russians, early 20's. 5-7 range. 1 american, mid 30's.Pretty worn, but still had that slutty milf appeal. When I walked in there were about 4 patrons, all had a russian appendage. Needless to say, soon after, so did I. Young dark russian, cute. But when she started with the "buy me a drink, let's go for a dance" routine, it was time for her to go. I probably would have too, except for a really young blond who caught my eye. Russian, but the cutest one there.After very little small talk, I had 2 nice full contact dances with her (forgot her name). I'd like to see her again if possible.I have to say that overall, the women here tonight were the best looking bunch I've seen in a while at this place.

The girls are mixed of all types, the average cost of alcohol is 2 dollars. The lap dance area was in the open and cluttered not too much privacy

I was here twice in the last two weeks or so and my rating is the average of those two visits.
My first visit was midweek around 11pm. There were 4 or 5 girls, 4-7 range, mostly russian. Upon entering and getting a beer ($7), I was immediately accosted by 2 ruskies, early 40's and the bottom looks-wise. That did not bother me as much as the fact they they immediately began pushing for drinks/dances. I ALWAYS like to chill with my first drink and would have been annoyed if they were in their 20's and were 10s. I was still diplomatic as I sent them away. Unfortunately, one went onstage and began begging for dollars. This is my gripe with the standard bar surrounded by seats. There's no escape from the skanks you don't like. Not long after, another russian starts talking. Pleasant enough, blond,40's. Continued to stay and talk even after I declined her offer of drinks/dances. Left after my beer. 3 RATING.
Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment, but I returned on a Friday around midnight. 5-6 girls, 6-8 range. Mostly white, but 1 black and 1 asian. I did not speak to any of the white girls so ethnicity unknown. I spoke to the black girl whose name I forget. Very nice, 7, all natural. BSed with her for a bit. Bought her a drink, but declined anything else. She left to go onstage when I began to devote my attention to the asian. She was not the petite stereotype. She was more filled out. Not fat, but had some meat on her bones. Her facial features were also different. When she sat down next to me she told me she was vietnamese. I did not ask, but I wonder if she was part caucasian. Still, to me she was the hottest one there. I was getting ready to leave when she came over, so I wasted no time before getting a dance. THe dance area is still near the front door. Couches with partitions. But these are new plusher couches. Very comfortable. I got one dance with "Phoenix". A test run if you will. A very nice full contact dance ($30)I found to be very pleasurable. I will return for her. 7 RATING