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September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

Read on SCL that sister club in South Amboy was offering free admish (a not insubstantial savings of fifteen smackers) again from 6-10, so took a shot and hit it @ 6:30 'cause I like catching the day/niteshift overlap. Spent ninety minutes ogling a bevy of slender beauties with a grand total of one or two other custies-a real dead zone. It's on a major commercial artery with heavy volumes of traffic, no cover (an unadvertised special this time, nice private parking surrounded by woods in a secure back lot, more honeys than you can shake a stick at-and it's a mausoleum. Go figure. Seems like they can't give it away anymore-maybe we're all digging it on the desktop now instead-where truth be told it almost looks better. But these honeys were hot and going to waste- with special kudos to Tess and Nikki.

Went on a Sunday afternoon to take care of business. Was approached by a sexy older dancer (30's) and offered some excitement in the VIP. I opted for a dance and she took me to the back. She did an all Nude lap for me. I could feel her pussy on my thin shorts. We both got off and I left only $100 poorer. Try that in NYC it would cost at least $500
Might go on Wednesday to see Sabrina. But I hear she has put on some LB's. Taylor is always Hot but a pain in the arse about pushing the VIP.

ciao


First time visit. Frequent Delilah's in Philly and AC but this is a horse of a different color. Got there around 4 pm on a Saturday afternoon and was surprised to see how many cars in the parking lot, a good sign I thought. I thought right. $15 cover, no cell phones. 1 soda/water minimum at $4.

Probably 8-10 girls, 10 or so customers. 2-3 girls on stage at a time, they get right down to being naked quickly. Probably rate the girls in the 6-8 range, most are natural and many have too many tattoos for me.

Very business like, no small talk here. Girls come by frequently and pretty quickly ask for dances. Like 5-6 came by and 3 of those quickly asked me if I was interested in a happy ending or words to that effect. Thought it was a little bold for a first timer but seems to be the MO saturday afternoons, anyways.

Attractive older girl came by for the 2nd time and decided to go for the $20 dances. They swipe their card and the dance was in like a booth with good privacy. Very quickly she's got her hands in my shorts. Dances supposed to be 4 or 5 minutes, hers were more like 3 (they've got a clock). Early in the 2nd song she mentions more is available for what seemed a reasonable fee but she didn't smell that great and makes you wonder a bit if a girl offers extras so quickly to an unknown. I declined and she proceeded to give me a happy ending. Tipped her $20 for a total of $60.

If my experience is typical definitely a get in, get off, get out sort of place. Will definitely try out again now that I've an idea of what to expect.

I stop by one night just to waste time before going to the movies.I thought that cause it was a thursday that nothing was going to happen but,I got some good dances out of my visit.A regular dance is twenty dollars but becarefull it's hard to keep track of how many dances you if you go straight thru.But I did have a good time with the girls that I was with.They do have toppless lap dances,for all nude you have to o into the VIP room for a half hour.All in all this is a nice place to relax and to enjoy the show.

First time visitor at about 4pm on a Saturday afternoon. After being sent back out my car to leave my cell phone there, I walked back in, paid my $15 cover, my $4 for a coke, and sat down at the stage. After 20 minutes of watching stage dancers, (good talent, not great, but this was still day shift,) I was approached by a hot 30-ish blonde for a $20 lap dance. No sooner did we start the first lap that she asked me if I wanted to try the $225 for 30 min private VIP room instead. Pricey but I tried it anyway. She immediately went for the HJ with no talk of upsell. Plenty of energy and enthusiasm on her part, lots of mutual hand roaming and I went on my way a happy man. Expensive, but I will go back.

Things have not changed much here in the year since I last visited. I still think it is a good find for the area. Yes, I agree with all other posts - $15 cover is too high, why not just leave it at $10 - but I guess when there is no alcohol, it is harder to make a decent profit. The girls are really quite good looking as a whole, not too much plastic surgery in evidence. They take "no" for an answer somewhat gracefully when asking for dances. And yes, as other reviewers have attested, there are a few cold and impersonal types working here, perhaps more than Jersey club goers are used to. But overall, the quality of girls (and yes, you can find some who are friendly and offer good dances) and the nude dancing continue to make this place worth a visit.

Pretty lame line-up on a sleepy Tues afternoon-got off to a irritating start when both the door-gurl and bar-keep called me that condescending 'honey'-later I realized it was the same gurl. (She was also serving as the club waitress and bar-back-a four-in-oner). Free admish days have been chopped down from Sun-Thurs to Mon-Wed-but judging by the (lack of) crowd on this Tues they're having trouble giving it away. And the kids and brothers from the hood who were there were clearly empty pocketed back-benchers. On the upside, a lanky and personable red-head named Frankie was the best of a poor bunch, and reports on numerous other sites are abuzz about fun-times with a few clearly id'd gurls on day-shift-saw one but she was a bit of an OTH plumper.

Amazing how one authentic and personable dancer can kick a rating up a couple notches; was the end of her 8 hour shift, must have had better places to go (like home) but she sidled up and chatted on a host of interesting subjects for a full twenty-long after I'd informed her I wouldn't be dancing that day. Still free admish 6-8 Sun-Thurs and shift change to boot-the best of all worlds. Have never seen younger, longer legs and flatter tummies. My new fav tat, dancer and nick- 'mayhem.' Check her out at your peril-think early Lauren Bacall or Kathleen Turner in Body Heat. Parking's excellent, joint's comfy, ample and variable seating, top flight eye candy. In spite of all this couldn't have been deader @ 6:30- it was me, tres Mexicanos, and 3 brothers from the hood who couldn't have been more than eighteen. Go figure. Was filling up a bit when I left an hour later with 3 dancers on stage.

Visited this place last night and can pretty much agree with the previous review as far as dancer attitudes are concerned. Only one approached with a private dance offer with a pleasant attitude, and she was pleasant even after I turned her down, as I had just arrived. I did take her up later on the offer and it was just OK by my standards. Others offers were disappointing, it seemed like it was lesbian night, keep your hands to yourself. Most dancers on stage seemed more into watching themselves in the mirror than anything else, the one who I accepted the dance offer from was the lone exception. Dancer swipes a card to check into the private room, and I think the private dance room is supposed to be 4 minutes per song, BUT, dancer will ask at three minutes if you want another, I was told if they go 20 seconds over the house charges them another song, so they run out to swipe the card again to make sure they don't get charged, at your time expense!!! What the hell is up with that?! No wonder they are not happy! Wake up management! Ever hear of trust?? $15 cover at 8PM, $4 for an O'douls, barkeep was very unattentive, appeared to be new on the job. May be hit or miss here, depending on the day, not sure nude makes ups for the lack of friendliness.

This club is not a gentleman's club at all. The women are very cold and very unpersonal. They are not friendly at all and the club is pretty small. The girls here will just go down the line of guys and ask them all for a dance. I asked one of the girls is that the way you approach ever guy and she goes "well there are other guys that will pay".

I would never go there again. The girls here are just average and they arent worth the 15 dollar cover charge.

As usual, the ladies are pretty hot here and you can have a lot of fun if you choose the right one for private dances. Things get pricey here but it's generally worth it. VIP is a little overpriced because sometimes, it's no different than the booth dances. The only difference is that you get a private room and that it's more time. Girls dance two at a time on the stage and if you see one you like dancing, you can tell her to stop by after she gets off and she'll go right to you. It gets an 8 from me this time because of the caliber of girls here that night. Be prepared and bring enough dough for those dances!!

I have been going to this club for a few years now and it is not a bad club. It is located on a main highway with plenty of parking. The building is small and can fit 75 to 100 people inside although I have never seen anywhere near that amount. Lately on a weeknight around a dozen people is normal. They could have 15 girls per night with 2-4 dancing at a time on a small stage. After their set they usually ask for dances which are $20 / 4 mins. Be careful because alot of the girls will give you a 2 or 3 min. dance which happened to me the last couple of times I was there. They have clocks in the dance area so it's very easy to see if your getting ripped off. If a girl does give me short dances I just won't dance with her again which is her loss since I spend alot on dances. Last Friday I spent $320 on dances with 2 girls and I usually don't spend less then $100 especially if I know the dancer.
Overall I'll give this club a 6 since it is more expensive then other clubs and most of the girls are not very pretty although the one I danced with on Friday is very pretty and I have known her for a couple of years.

Not so much fun anymore. The cover is now $15 at all times, which I realize is only a $5 bump, but still, it's now just $20 to come in, even if the place is empty.

Lots of young, pre-boob job girls. I really didn't care for the one girl who collects the cover fee with her stuck up attitude. The dancers and waitress staff, however, are friendly.

There hasn't been a party here in like forever. They should try to bring them back, no? The bouncers, DJ's, and other dudes working here also seem to be friendly too. I don't really talk to them, but it's not like other clubs where they're obnoxious or staring at you when you get a lap dance.

I stop in here only a couple of times a year when I'm in the area. On a recent Saturday night the cover charge was $15. This place does not offer BYOB, so it's water/soda for the rest of the night (no drinks included in the cover, either). The girls on this night were certainly above average, with most of them natural and only a few obvious bolt-ons on parade. Some walk the room to try to get you to take a dance with them, but others don't, so if you're interested, it's best to let the girl know while you're tipping her on stage. If you prefer to sit back and just watch, there's plenty of seating off the stage, so it's possible to have an inexpensive visit. The dances I've had here have been good, but nothing very memorable.

Stopped in twice recently because I happened to be in the area. I must say I was pleasantly surprised! The talent level is high here, quite a few great looking ladies, very few (maybe none?) that should seek other employment, certainly making this place an exceptional find in South Jersey. Kudos to management for a good eye and having some standards. $15 cover is too high, but with no booze sales to make money, I guess it can be understood. Of course, no alcohol - not even BYOB - is always a huge negative to me, many think that the nude dancing makes up for that however. What does seem to vary greatly is the interest level of the girls in hustling, making money, etc. (now that I thinkof it, maybe nothing new there either!). I would definitely return if in the area.

I paid a $10 cover to get in, the club on the inside is small to average in size with a stage in the midddle. There are chairs around the stage, these customer are expected to tip the girls on stage and there are also chairs beyond the first row but these customer don'y usually tip. The best feature of the club is that the girls are nude on stage. The worst feature is that there is no alcohol. The dances are pretty conservative but still offer a good grind. the Vip offers private booths with curtians. A lot of people say there are no extras here but that is not true, you just have to pick the right girl and invest some money.

Spent a little over an hour (and exactly six bucks) here Thur nite. Thin line-up, and NO ONE circulating, soliciting dances. By comparison, spent close to a hun nite before in 'sister' club over @ same span in Pville NJ, where booze is sold, and gurls hustle drinks, tips and dances. Dance sets are way too long here-timed at twenty minutes plus, and the heavy metal blasting at mega-watts actually drove me out sooner than I wanted-and ultimately woke up the fat f**k sleeping with his cap pulled over his eyes in the back row. Free admish noted below still in effect-a better deal you will not find. So-so line-up-Kylie, Stacy, Cassidy, Julia-but one stunner-Claudia. Possibly the most perfect pair of tatas I've ever laid eyes on-and could not take them off. Immortal and perfectly shaped B cups to die for. When I come out of my LD semi-retirement (lasts for two weeks at a time) she'll be the first goddess I look for.

Stopped by here last week to just relax and have a good time. This place is more relaxing that some of the other clubs in NJ because the girls are gorgeous and they'll come over and chat with you for a while. Of course, they just want your money but it's better when they actually fake to show some interest in talking to patrons. Dances in the back vary according to the dancer and VIP is really a waste in my opinion because it's basically a longer dance in a private room.

We got a news-flash for all bottom feeding PLs in the South nowhere NJ area-sign on door said 'customer appreciation-free admission bet 6 and 9pm daily.' Dancer told me it started a week or two ago-don't know if daily means w/ends too. Anyway the place was still empty and the four or five of us in were completely ignored anyway. Two blonde automatons (Nikki and Heather-lovely looking women) barely left their shufflle @ the poles they were glued to and never came to the bar end of the stage where me and another gent were waiting. The other gurls showed little more enthusiasm and practically no one stopped by for a chat. (Except one who I cared less about and couldn't get rid of-she asked if I'd buy her a drink and when the 'tender did not collect for it, she called her back and told her to peel a couple off my stack!-HELLO!). Still a seven 'cause I like saving ten (or fifteen) bucks, the woman LOOKED good and it's a nice comfortable joint-and to tell you the truth I don't even mind being left alone. Didn't need one anyway.