the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

Maybe I visited at a bad time, but there were only a few girls working at 8:30pm on a thursday and 2 customers. 2 of the girls were not my type at all, and that's being charitable. Very nice layout, clean and comfortable. Valet parking, a negative. BYOB, a plus. $15 cover. I left with cash in pocket and no smile on my face. Stage light glare into the audience.

Well let me say this is definatly one place to visit if you got a lil game. Girls know how to work you for dances. b/c the stage set up is lame. there real far back at all times. then after they try to hit you up for drinks. If your smart you sniff out the right one which is easy. b/c they all get dirty in the back. jsut need to put up with expensive drinks, and lame body shaking till you find your party girl who will do very well at 20 a 3-4 min LD. I like it but it is flawed. enjoy

I was pleasantly surprised by this bikini club. Square bar, well lit, very crowded, many girls. Most were young and cute russians, some brazilian and some (mostly older) white girls. not much silicone. Dollar parade from inside the bar too much, started to get annoying after the 25th time. Lap area well lit, sort a long row of couch sections. The bouncer peeked in periodically. Friendly, soft sell by some, "wanna dance" appoach by others, but No was accepted without a problem. Good grindage, touch all but bikini areas is OK. $20 per dance. No cover. OK place by NJ standards, I would go back.


Club is easy to get to, right off he main highway near Teterboro airport. Parking is easy - either discretely in the rear or plenty of parking in strip mall that is all closed up when it is open. Crowd outside was mixed from slightly rough blue collar to foreign business folks. No cover charge is a bonus, but does not make this place a good deal.

On entering the club there is a dance area with 2-3 poles in the center of a large rectangular bar that has little space behind the seats. I never saw the second lounge. On stage was 5-7 bikin dancers with another 7-10 circulating around the bar, shaking it just a little. All the dancers were okay but nothing to write home about (maybe 4s-6s). All of them were looking for $1 tips each dance and from the fistfulls of singles it seemed that with their insistence they were getting it. This was the case even when I had bought one of them a drink and wasn't even paying attention to them. While getting a lap dance (@$20) would not have been significantly more expensive, the attitudes being given off totally turned me off.

Unless, I was to check out a different part, I don't think I will be returning here any time soon if ever. There are too many better options around.

i return based upon a recent good review. i was wrong it still sucks. bouncers start at 7-730 no. little china walls with way too much light in LD area for any fun anymore. the bar tenders still a great feature. and do treat you to a free one every 3 or forth which is good. but the dancers all brazillian or latinas who cant dance and want all your dough for nothing. too bad. 2 yrs ago this place was top notch.

I like this place, and I am a little surprised by some of the negative comments. I agree that it is a situation of YMMV. But I think if you invest a little time here and let people get to know you, you can have a very pleasant time.

The place is a near Route 80 and so pretty convenient. It has its own parking lot and the area seems very safe.

The place is pretty large, it does not feel overcrowded. The patrons are for the most part well behaved. (I did have one drunk guy try to get in an argument with me (he thought I was looking at his girlfriend), but his buddy calmed him down.) The music is low key, not too loud or grating.

There is a LD room, which from prior comments has undergone a transition over time. Frankly, the status of the LD room seems to change day to day. On some days (the pattern is not discernible), they require the dancers to "pay" for use of the room by buying a $25 braclet. This means they have to get at least 2 LDs before they can make any money. I don't know why they do this, but one of the effects is that they actually place a bouncer in the LD room itself, to make sure the girls have the braclet. Needless to say, that ruins the atmosphere a bit. However, most of the time I have been there this rule is not followed, and there is no braclet and no bouncer. Go figure.

Likewise, the set up of the room has varied time to time. Sometimes it is extremely well lit, and everything is open -- you can see everyone and everyone can see you. Other times, however, the room is pitch dark and no one can see anything. Again, there's no apparent rhyme or reason to this.

Sometimes, by the way, the LD room smells. That's a little gross. I try to be careful where I sit.

The girls are a variety of ethnicities. This is not a place where everyone is Brazilian or Russian (although some certainly are). Their looks are, in my view, extremely good. There are a few who are fat or not particularly attractive, but a clear majority (80% at least) are hot, and some are smoking. There are also some real spinners here, if you're into that (I am). The girls are also extremely friendly. It is effortless to strike up a conversation with them, sometimes several of them at once. I rarely sit for long before someone is coming up to me for a drink, which leads invariably to a LD.

Despite the hit and miss nature of the LD room set up, the ultimate outcome there has been pretty positive. I've managed FS, and even short of that have almost always gotten full access to all body parts unclothed plus in many instances lots of kissing. Hitting 2nd or 3rd base with a hot young girl you just met for the price of a LD is not bad, and like I said more is available with the right girl.

I gather the place has changed over time, so possibly two months from now it will be completely different. But at the moment I am finding this a very good place to hang.

went there on a wednesday nite..there were around 15 girls was there. called one for lap..but she was busy, some girls refused that their time is over. Atlast the first called girl given a lap..that was nice and she has big boobs..20$ for lap and $5 for each drink. Out fifteen 3-4 girls are outstanding..one was looking like a model..the lap is behind curtains and have enough privacy.

was there tusday night..omg has this place fallen far from grace. Black curtains GONE!! now its see thru paper walls with the fronts fully open and there only 5foot high. and now very well lit so nothing goes on at all. Girls dont even bother with the lap dances now b/c of that. which mean...doller train is going at full steam. tem min 15 dollers i went thru jsut trying to enjoythis onegirl on stage while the rest pesters me for buck after buck most not even wiggling there tush for it. enjoy the food people and the well priced booze but ifyour looking for dancer fun, so to centerfolds or lace or anywhere else at this point. :( this used to be my favorite place too, not no more

Never been to players before went there with a friend of mine who is a regular. No cover charge, big bouncer at the door and in the lap dance area. Full go-go typical low-end go-go joint with the dollar stampede around the inner circle of the bar with dancers up on the "stage" behind the bar. The dollar stampede gets very very tiring after a while same chicks coming up every 10min asking for dollars.

Got 3 lap dances, one blonde chick with big boobs, no touching of boobs not a bad ass. One black chick very nice boobs can touch, and one i guess normal size girl Large full C full boob enjoyment. BUT at all times they were wearing their go-go outfit never took it over. Maybe during the day they do but at night they don't with the bouncers around.

This used to be a great club but things have definitely cooled down. There still are really hot girls here and the 'zillians are your best bet. The dollar parade is relentless but if you stay away from the bar stools you won't be bothered. Beer is relatively cheap compared to other clubs. Pool tables are a nice touch and anyone can use them. Good place to hangout on a weekday night. I would recommend if you want to kick back and relax and don't expect much action.

Clubs in NNJ are really dying out. This, like Johnny's, used to be hot and lively on a late Saturday afternoon. Not any more. But, maybe today the reason was the problem with the water - last night was the thunderstorm that knocked out the water supply for 1 million NNJ people. The rest rooms here were closed, which might explain the low turnout of customers and dancers. I spent about 30 minutes here, saw only about 6 dancers total, and no one went back for LDs. Surprising since it looked like the bright ceiling lights back there were off.

I'll cross this one off my list for a few months until things pick up.

Been here twice in the past 2 months. Convenient location. Club is clean and there is no cover. 3 girls on a middle stage and each take time off to do the dollar round. The dancing is not anything to write home about. Mainly brazilian and russian. Drinks are reasonable. Crowd was fun. Went on a Saturday night and it was not crowded at all. Second time I went on a Sunday afternoon and the quality and dances were much better. Had one dance with a very good looking asian woman which was ok. Not the best I have had.

Have been to this spot 6 times in the last few months. Easy to find and parking out front and back, residential neighborhood. Music is too loud, but drinks are decent and not too over priced. Dancer quality varies based on shift. Too early and there's little to take interest in, too late and while quality improves, it gets crowded and bouncers show up (never seen in in dance room before 6). Usually a shady character or two, but never had or seen anyone have any problems. Dance room has black curtains that pull shut. First two booths on either side of room have overhead lights (avoid), ask for the back two (no overhead lights means no one can see in). Touching is definitely allowed above the waist, for below YMMV. Been offered hj, but never anything else, although I can confirm slirpping/moaning sounds coming from other booths. General rule of thumb, if she looks too good to offer more, she probably won't. Stay middle of the road and you'll get more and pay less. Some great looking Russians, but do NOT look to them for extras. Stick to the Brazilians for more options. Over all, it's worth the trip if you're not too far.

Players is a good example of the “Go-Go Bar” style of strip club as opposed to the “Gentlemen’s Club” style. The club is surprisingly easy to find with easy access from Exit 65 of Rt. 80. I visited on a rainy/snowy Thursday evening arriving around 9:30 to a virtually full parking lot and crowded bar. Staying several hours, the bar remained busy throughout the evening with a mix of clientele comprised of single guys, small groups, and an occasional lady guest—nothing at all threatening. The main room is dominated by a medium-sized rectangular bar surrounding a stage with two poles. A small area in the rear is devoted to a pool table. Despite the crowd, the bartenders provided good, friendly service and the 10-12 dancers, as a group, were good-looking, flirtations, and anxious to entertain. The group included a mix of Eastern Europeans, Latins, and a few American girls (I’m beginning to see many reviewers point about Latin dancers—they bring a definite sultriness to their art). Throughout the evening, there were always 3-5 dancers on stage most of whom changed costumes between sets (I really like that extra touch--Yes girls, we notice!).

The lap dance room is a walled off area in the rear of the club with eight or so stalls formed by black, translucent curtains. Now GeorgeW is quite right in his review—the room is too bright. Must have been a LE issue! On the other hand, it did not seem to slow things down nor did the bouncer and list of rules posted at the entrance. There was a steady stream of clients and I enjoyed several great dances at $20 per song, and even with the crowd, there was no problem cueing up for dances. I saved Sasha for last, a gorgeous African American girl with a body that must have been sculpted. Typical of the Go-Go Bar genre, there is no VIP room , but you can extend a private dance for more songs if things are going particularly well. All-in-all, I found Players to be a great place to enjoy a few drinks, and the company of some great girls.


My latest visit wasn't nearly as interesting as the one before. I was there about 4 PM on Saturday. There were very few dancers and most of them were on the plus side of the weight scale. There were two dancers I would have spent time with, but both of them were preoccupied with someone at the bar, looked like an owner or their driver. Other than that, there was no one worth getting a PD with.

On the other hand, I got a look into the private area from the end of the bar. Instead of the usual dark, dark lighting all of the ceiling lights were on - it was the brightest private dance area I've ever seen. Maybe they've been having trouble with the local autorities?

Once again a nice visit to an old fav!! There were about 9 girls there this thurday evening. Food was ok but the breasts were better. Goergous lil polise onecaught my eye the took my pants for a ride...wow for those 3 songs i was in heaven one again. trust me you want petra to dance foryou too be sure to bring a good tip for her b/c thats one trip you wanna take.

After a very bad visit to Johnny's, I decided to stop here before heading the the GW bridge - I'm glad I did!

When arrived, I got the last parking space in their lot and then their last seat at the bar! Not bad timing. I sat next to a really great looking dirty blonde who was tlaking with a guy looking like he was about to leave. Unfortunately, when he left she had to go "on stage" (actually behind the bar). The dancers were a pretty good mix of American and Brazilians - not a Russian to be seen (a good sign!) After sitting for less than 5 minutes, a very good looking brunette sat next to me named C. She had an accent that was undetectable due to the music and noise. I asked her where she was from, she answered "Brazil", and I knew I was in business! Less than a minute later she asked if I wanted a dance and we were off to the back.

This was the first time I had a private dance here, the booths are separated by black curtains, and teh lighting is VERY dark, meaning non-existent. We had one dance and she asked if I wanted "more" - I went for three more.

Turned out to be a very nice time, much better than Johnny's and probably my first stop next visit to NJ instead of an afterthought

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