the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

This place still has me completely baffled. Sometimes I go and think wow great value and good looking girls but other times its like they don't want to be open at all with maybe 2 or 3 girls dancing and poor quality. The last few times has been okay but its always the same girls with no variety. On the plus side the place is low pressure and ver friendly. The bartenders are nice and will talk to you and the girls don't pressure you at all.
You can actually sit enjoy the show and a drink without spending a ton of money and if the right girl comes around the dances are defiently worth the 20 charge.

So after a number of pretty good reviews, this place has really gotten tired. It's the same old people day in day out, and one of the few nice and attractive people (Daphne) has apparently left. I get the feeling like the night time crew offers more variety and better quality dancers. EC is still a deal if you are going in to check out some tits and not spend a ton of cash. The downside is that if you go during the day, you run the risk of being bored out of your skull while you wait for a half decent dancer to show up.

This club is part of a motel. The club is not clean. This club has gone downhill. The dancers here are only rated 4 to 6 versus 7 to 8 a few years ago. The lap dances are low mileage.


This place is one of those double oxymorons, similar to military intelligence. The unerotic noncafe is a waste of time. It suffers from an absence of decent terpsichorean talent, any truly amatory intent, or anything redolent of entertainment. In short, it sucks, and not in a good way. Since none of the employees or so-called talent really care to be there, you are treated to an effusive mixture of boredom and apathy. Save your money. Go elsewhere - any where else will be better....

The EC is in a grubby-looking building next to a cheap motel on Route 73 North just at the I-130 intersection (blink and you'll miss it). Inside there is a long rectangular bar with a single small stage; most people sit at the bar, though there are a few tables. The most important thing about the place is it's BYOB; if you forget or don't want to drink you can get a couple of sodas along with the cover charge, however. Girls are a mixture of caucasian and black, with the legendary Thai an Asian exception. They dance for two songs, one bikini and one topless, then come round for dollar tips. The biggest problem with the EC is deja vu; the same girls always seem to be on week after week, month after month, and some of them are getting a wee bit old for the stripping game. On the whole, the biggest pains i.e. the girls who pester you for tips constantly tend also to be the worst looking. Dances are $20 and vary considerably in mileage from girl to girl, but don't expect anything out of the ordinary. It's all standard grinding and feeling-up with a bit of tit-sucking here and there. Worth seeing, but not worth making a special trip to see.

The is by far the best place to get "satisfied" for your dollar. The club is a bit small and sometimes there are not more than 5-10 dancers on at a time. Usually the best judge of the quality of dance you'll get is given when they come around after their time on stage. The ones who are friendlier are better once on the coach. I don't think anything illegal goes on but for a GOOD dance for your money you will leave "Happy".

Slow Sunday at the Erotic Cafe. There were only 2 dancers around at the time i got there. 1 additional girl showed up later. First girl i was approached by was a girl by the name of KK, She is kind of old and tired looking. I got a lap dance from her, it was average at best. Next girl i got a dance from was Ashley. A young perky 20 year old princess truly a 10 in my book. She was good enough for 5 dances. well worth it. Last girl there was Kit. She looks a little goth from far away but she is not. Also had a good time with her in the back with dances.

Stopped by here again and had another similar experience. There are only about 4-5 girls on during the day shift, but there are good times to be had. Just about everyone is friendly, but sometimes the girls can be a bit overbearing trying to get you in the back room. I didn't get a LD, but didn't even need to. The girls all come around the outside of the bar and depending on who is there can be a lot of fun. Although it's definitely not a local bar or cool hang out, it's still the best bang for your buck if you're going for the girls.

Attached motel pretty much sums up the kind of environment that you are talking about, but the place isn't all that bad. $10 cover charge to get in and it's BYOB. The girls can be pretty damn hot depending on when you are there and who is dancing. Girls will hit you up for a buck or two after a dance, but rarely have I met a greedy one that asked for more than two. The lap dances are fantastic. Time and time again I have gone there and left happy. Well worth the $20.

The lap dances are too short at 3 minutes for $20. I arrived on a Monday afternoon. I got some dances from a decent lookong busty brunette, not bad as she let me go to town upstairs. There isn't much of a stage, mayble 8' x 8'. I would give the club another chance at night if in the area.

The Erotic Cafe is a small topless BOYB club located off of route 73 in Pennsauken, New Jersey. The small rectangular club sits behind a parking lot,in front of a motel. The E Cafe is a juice bar with a 2 drink minimum. The doorman collects $10 from you and gives you 2 drink tickets. There is one bar to the left. There is a stage on the far side of the bar for the girls to dance. If you are tired of the large gentlemen's club that has 30 dancers on the night shift but over 100 guys at the bar,this might be a welcome change of pace for you.There may be only 5 to 9 dancers per shift but there may be the same amount of guys or even less during off hours. Couch rooms may be small,but that also means less people milling about and the bouncers are unobtrusive. It's not a large palace,but it has a cozy intimate vibe. The club is kind of grungy and the bathroom floor could use a touch of lysol. This has been the home to several of my all time faves so it will always hold sentimental value for me. the lap dancing is great. everything but the kitty can be touched. Unfortunately, my faves have all retired and they have not been replaced with equal quality.
Still good Raquel-long time dancer there, pamela anderson lookalike A+
Ivy-cute girl next door type,very friendly A
Tai- korean girl with big natural tits. many find her cold and aloof. i still think she gives a decent couch dance.
KK-overweight girl with rolls of cellulite on her ass and thighs.ugh.
This is a fun place when you can find a hot girl who gives great couch dances like Raquel or Ivy.It's hit or miss and there is a lot of frequent turnover. girls seem to work here a few months and the quit or go work for a nicer club but i have found some nice short term gems, mostly in the afternoon. i will go again but this is not the go to place that it used to be.

From a contact point of view this place aint bad. The girls are a little rough but they are fairly free with their body in the couch dance area in back. Nice mix of big naturals and implant babes. Best girl was a 7, worst a 4. Seems more could happen in the VIP room which is $100 for 15 mins. The place is run down and it ain;t pretty from the outside but I think it could be a good experience with the right girl. All in all a better than average place for laps

I've had mixed experiences here. From I've seen and experienced, the LDs in the couch room are pretty good -- hands on, etc. The last two times I've been there I've basically been trapped by the same Latino stripper who leaves quite a bit to be desired in terms of looks, body, etc. She tends to wear things that cover her stomach, because it is really bad. However, I must say she is pretty sexy. Both times approached me at the bar, rubbed up on me, hugged me, whispered in my ear, and obviously intrigued me enough for a dance. And both dances were pretty good. But the other girls I saw there last time were much hotter, and from what I observed in the couch room, were giving equally good dances. The place itself is a bit run down, but it is definitely worth a visit.

$20 for 3 minutes in the lap room. Only 3 or 4 dancers during my visit. The only one who didn't look sloppy was Cali. She is a brunette in her 30s who takes good care of herself. She was pretty good and allowed me to squeeze her fake boobs. I prefer dancers a bit younger with natural tits. I wouldn't return unless there were some sweet young hardbodies working. The stage is very small; cover was $10 which includes 2 sodas.

First time, Last time. This place is a dive. The fact that it is byob is it's only redeaming quality. I had one very undesirealble mechanical dance from the one 7 in the place. Most of the girls there rate between a 4 and a 6. i would say tha majority of the gilrs have been in the business way too long. The dollar parade was in full swing. With one girl comming by about 6 times before she even went on stage for the first time.

It has been about a year since I stopped into this club. Things were improved over the last time. The club is still a small hole in the wall. They have added better TV's than the last time i was there. There were about 10 girls working. They ranging from 5-7. The club still charges $10 cover and that gets you 2 soft drinks. It is BYOB. Contact is still good but I have never been offer extras here. It is not a private as the PH up the road but is worth a trip.

I hadn't been here in awhile. It's a small byob place. I went there right after work. There was only a hand full of dancers there. The mileage is pretty good. I stopped going here because I was going to PH and Cheeks. It's not a bad place. The dancers are OK. I travel a lot so I've been to much better. I gave this place a 7 because one of the dancers was extremely high mileage. Other than that, it was just a so so time.

Visited on 2-23-02, was hoping to see Erin. She was not there. Had a double LD with Anistasia. A defininate "10", long brown hair, nice body, great personality, good mileage.

I stopped in on a recent Friday. I have not been to EC for many months. Only 3-4 guys in the club and about 5-6 girls. There's something missing at EC these days. It used to be a lively spot. The clientele probably all go to Cheeks or the PH. CD's are back to $20, but there was no one there that moved me off my bar stool. A very dull atmosphere. It's kind of funny, you have a talkative DJ who acts lole the place is packed and pumped up! Lot's of talk--give Tiffany a big hand. Take care of the bartender--blah--blah--blah. 1/2 hour was all I could take. Doubtful I'll return.

club has went down hill big time. Girls have been there for 10years or more. Need new faces. Some girls have talent and that is their only means of surviving. Smart girls was there, one particulary Tonya; pretty young black girl with a petite,real body. Gives great CD and thrives on pleasing the customer. Wasn't there when i was looking for her, very charismatic person. club is a dive. Girls in there are going down hill. Kat looks like somebody dragged her out the alley. Eve needs to retire. many with fake personalities others just fake. All the new girls here lack talent. All the old girls need to find another gig. I feel sorry for most of these girls that have no other way. will not return here! The owner must be an idiot.

I stopped by here again after a year or two. It was a weeknite and very slow. I found myself intrigued by a very slender, flexible woman who seemed to be putting little extra into her dances. True, she was older than the rest, and, frankly, my interest abruptly ended above the neck. But she still had a very smooth and gyrating butt and hips. I did 3 CDs and then took a breather. One good thing about the slower nights, I didn't have to share the couch room with anyone else during the times I was in there. She sold me on a few more before her shift ended (I was anxious to re-experience some of the other, tall lovely just coming in...oh well). Anyway, she knows how to sell it, breathing on my neck and ear. I ended with a good time, emission accomplished, so to speak.

Other NJ clubs may offer more mileage and privacy, tho' it's still better than what is available in MD. But the price and atmosphere of this place is still top to me, and the small selection of friendly, skilled dancers is generally nice. I've had the most consistently good time here and at MD's Showcase.

I visited this place for the first time early Friday afternoon. It was packed because of a special party event -- about a dozen girls working, and maybe 40 customers, many drunk. All the girls were decent looking, 5-8, but a few were a bit old, and many had fake tits (not my liking); best looking girl in the place was one of the bartenders. The music was much too loud. At least the NJ ban on smoking helped keep the air tolerable. Cover was $15 and included one soft drink.

Each girl danced one song on the main stage and a second one on the tiny secondary stage. Only one showed any dancing talent. All went topless quite quickly, but none flashed the kitty. Afterwards their set they circulated for tips, often topless, but offered little in return.

I had one LD with a willowy blonde; tits were available for fondling, but all attempts to stroke the kitty, even outside the thong were rejected. She did no stroking, and very little grinding. I left after the one dance and probably will not return.

Stopped by the Erotic Cafe for the first time in about a year. This used to be my favorite place, but the Playhouse in Burlington has overtaken this place and it's hard to come back. They still have alot of the same faces as years ago and the dances are good but there needs to be some new faces for me to get interested in making this a routine stop.





Stopped in for the first time on 1-12-07. It's a BYOB club, $10 entry fee. The batrender will put your beer in the cooler and serve you another when you want it. The club is small, the bar runs the length of the building. There is one stage in the middle. The girls do two dances and circulate for tips and couch dances. The couch dance room is very nice, comfy chairs. I met up with a long-lost friend...Erin from HAK's. Couch dances are alot different here, one thong, bare nipples, touching, kissing, and best of all, no bouncer standing at a podium watching every move. Most of the girls, I would rate as "7" or "8", very friendly, not pushy on the couch dances. I will go back.

Club is a little small, but the girls are very friendly and passionate off stage and during couch dance. Ive been to a few other clubs around the area, but this is the best place Ive been to for couch dances!
Mike, Atlantic City area, NJ

Stopped in around 9:30 on a Friday night. Dancer quality ranged from 4 to 8 in looks, with a few dancers getting 10s for attitude. Barmaid that night was gorgeous as well. One stage in the bar for dances, with couches in a few back rooms (maybe 3 couches per room?) available for $20 per song CDs. Dancers circulate around the bar after their stage set for 1 or 2 bucks in tips. Some very chatty and friendly, some obviously just interested in getting the tip and moving on. Once you've tipped a dancer you're not likely to get hit up for another tip for awhile unless you invite someone over -- low pressure in that respect.


For couch dances that night the best girl was Shaun, very cute with a voluptuous (not fat) bod who really seems into it. I know she does that with all her clients, but believe me you don't care -- she's really fantastic. Candy works hard, almost too hard, but ya gotta love her NJ accent. Or at least I do. Kat has a fantastic slender body -- although if you're a boob man, she's not for you. She also seemed to want to please, although her routine seemed too scripted for me. Almost like watching a video loop -- you could tell what move was coming next, right down to the scripted giggle.

Take care to check out the roster of dancers if you get a couch dance to make sure your girl isn't due up on stage anytime soon. If she is she may have to leave you for her stage set even if you're not ready to stop. Mileage for couch dances here may not be as high as at other nearby places but for some of us that could be kind of a plus. You can still have a very good time.

I've been dropping in here on road trips from NewEngland to Virginia for the past few years... I've stopped in for a few hours several times in the past 3 months on Friday and Sunday nights mostly. The place has been very quiet. As in no customers for several hours (7-9 PM on a Friday). It is the same old Erotic Cafe. One big bar, with a stage on one side. Once girl dances at a time, and most men sit on the opposite side of the bar and there isn't usually anyone tipping the girl currentl dancing. However, the girls almost give you a lap dance sample for a dollar or two after their stage dances. But hardly anyone is there. Could be the recent NJ no-smoking laws. Or is there a better club in the locale now? (Please let me know, if there is.) The girls are good at what they do, and even thought the dancing and lap dances are all topless only I'm still drawn back to the place. I think the reason is you can touch "anwhere but the Kitty" (as Kaylee would say). And if you get more dances, I'm not so sure that's not fair game with some of the dancers ;-)

I've been in 4 or 5 times in the last few months. Twice on Saturday nights. The first Saturday was really slow , about 4 other customers. I think there was 6 dancers but none walking around mingling and one on stage. the stage is real small won't accomodate more than one dancer. The bar lady was very beautiful at least rivaling any dancer. The music wasn't too loud but I left after less than an hour , it was boring. The other saturday was the complete opposite. The bar was crowded with a fun rowdy crowd and everyone seemed to be in party mode.I think it was about 10 dancers and not a dud in the bunch. About 4 well endowed with real boobs.

Weekdays I was in mid afternoon on a monday and a tuesday. It was a ghost town. There was a lot of time with no dancer on stage. That bears repeating ....... I would say that the majority of time there was no dancer on stage. Since there are only 2 screens and one is literally just an old small tv tuned to soap operas (I'm not fibbin I swear) and it's way up high in a weird location to view......It gets mighty boring with no dancer on stage. To sum it up.... I give the saturday nights a 7 outta 10 , which may be generous , and the weekdays , I give it whatever number is low enough to equal miserable. I wouldn't be surprised if they are just riding it out 'til the end of the year and then shut down.

Since I complained about this place in July the've reverted to the the old rules. I think the atmosphere has improved quite a bit. The dancers no longer seem sullen, I'm guessing because the customers are returning. The only complaint I have is that on a Friday night there were too many drunken kids making pains in the ass of themselves. Still, that's not exactly a problem unique to this this place, or even just strip clubs. I'd have to say that it seems like the place it was before the ill-advised rate increase.

I stopped into this club on Monday afternoon. I used to frequent this place but have not been there in a long time. I happened to be driving by with an hour to kill so I stopped in. There were only a few guys sitting around the bar. Probably more dancers than customers. Most of the girls that visited after their dance seemed kind of bored.
I did let a dancer named Desire talk me into the couch dance room. I noticed that the room still reeks of smoke after months of the smoking ban. Still the same setup with everything out in the open. The couches were beat up and torn. The dance was a rather tame experience compared to what I have had recently at the Playhouse and Cheeks.

Went to erotic cafe the other day. Good news they lowered their dance price back to twenty dollars. This is small club with a tiny stage. On the plus side their is not much $ hussle and their are a few pretty girls, the lap is contact with a good grind, contact meaning for most girls anywhere except the kitty. By today standards no extras offered. Takeout is possible with the right girl.

Tried again to see if the Erotic Cafe had done anything to improve itself. They cant do much with the building or shape of the club, stage in center with bar around and some seats against a wall facing the stage. they have added a some recliners against the wall. The girls have gone way down. Spent about 20 minutes, saw 3 dancers on stage, all with no energy. looked like 2 others that i didnt wait to see. none of the dancers were above a 4. this club used to be a decent place to stop by. Now has no value. Upgrade, please miss the old EC

I have been coming to the Erotic Cafe (formerly the Riviera) for 17 years. It is a shame what has happened to this club since the recent increase in price of lap dances. I visited the club 3 times in the last four months, and while some of the attractive regular girls are still here, most of have moved on and it seems like they are having a high turnover. It is also sad to see the lack of a crowd on a Saturday night, too. My friends and I were the only ones in the place from about 7pm to almost 9:30 - on a Saturday night. It's a shame. They need to lower the couch dance prices again and turn this place around before its too late.

New rules have ruined this place. Customer and dancer exodus, leaving a sad, has-been atmosphere. One or two pretty girls on occasion, but little incentive to try lame dances at inflated prices. Too Bad.

Been a while since i last visited.Things have changed.Dances went from $20 to $30 and the talent has declined.Some things have not changed, the same old man was sittting at the same end of the bar chatting with the bartender as the last time i was in.I bet hes the only regular left.Maybe thing s will get better since Cheeks may have fallen on hard times.

This club is not as nice any more. They raised the dance prices to 30$ and the private room is $200. The private room has a beaded curtain so it is not that private either. There are a few good lookers on the week day dayshift like mercedes, but business is really slow and I would not be suprised if the attractive girls all leave this place. The interior of the bar is dirty, especially the bathroom. I would not be suprised if they closed down.

I revisited here after a few years.
I read others saying it has declined and the bargain CD prices increased to the standard $30.
It was fairly dead on the Sun. midnight I stopped in. A few guys around the bar, some
laborers sitting around on the nice floor chairs. Many paying more attention to TV sports
than the live entertainment. Kind of a typical neighborhood bar atmosphere.
No one charged me at the door, which was a point in it's favor. The music wasn't too loud.
I asked for a soft drink and, kah-bam, was hit for $10! I guess that's why they didn't get me
at the door, I suppose.
I only noticed 4 girls there. A brunette and an AA dancer were both a little too thick in the
middle for my taste. But they seemed firm, not flabby - so I think they could be good, grinding
choices for those that go for that.
More to my taste was a very willowy, young thang dancing while I arrived. Very nice slender
bod, but the dark rings around the eyes and rather vacant demeanor didn't encourage me very much.
(but hey, it WAS late sunday night and the place was rather dead, so maybe she has better nights).
Then, at the back of the bar, I saw a lovely vision schmoozing w/ a customer. An absolutely perfectly
purportioned, smooth, rounded bottom; fantasticly smooth, long legs; and luscious thighs; & a perfectly
sculpted, small back and tight waist (OK, so I'm a little different. Lots of girls can get their front-bumpers
injected with inflata-foam. And plenty of guy go for "junk in the trunk." But me, I first look for a tight
little waist. Then I know the rest in probably firm, too).
Well, she turned around, and I was pleasantly surprised to see she had an ample, shapely top, too. Her
alluringly shiney, long, sleek dark hair (another fetish of mine) tipped me off beforehand as to her probable
ethnicity. This was one very gorgous and friendly gal. She made her rounds to the other guys, who
incomprehensibly seemed disinterested (she's been a mainstay at the EC for a few years). Finally, she
came to me and I immediately got a $30 CD (after guffawing at the $250 Champagne room offer!).
Both couch rooms were vacant at that hour, so who needed any more privacy?
She seemed mpressed that I correctly guessed her nationality (not many others Asain girls are that tall).
And yes, "they" are "real" (and delightful) - says she's just "lucky." She is one very sweet, very friendly
and very firm dancer on the couch. She was no slouch in the moves and grind dept, either. She was next
up on the bar dance, so we only did one dance.
And so, because of her, I must give this place a recommendation. She seems to generally get good
reviews elsewhere and works the later shift around the weekend. It definately worth a stop to see her.

From the outside this place looks like a whole in the wall. Which it basically is. However its the girls that make this place. They range from 6-8 in my book. Tara is a hot spicy number with small little titties. I recieved a lap dance from her ($30) and enjoyed every minute of it. The club has a BYOB policy. About 20 bar stools and 15 chairs and 4 lounge chairs. 6x8 foot stage in the right side of the bar where the girls do 2 number sets. as with all bars now in jersey it is smoke free.

Here's an update to my last review. I've been to the EC four or five times since then, so obviously I decided it wasn't too bad!

Dancers I can personally recommend are Darrien, Natalia, Holly, Tara, KK, and Bella. Darrien is very friendly, and seems to have fun. Natalia is very petite, very cute, and a sweetheart. Holly is an acrobat -- an experience not to be missed! Tara is a delight, which I had not expected -- the first few times I visited the club she seemed quite aloof and I didn't get to buy any dances from her. But she turns out to be very friendly, and very sexy.

There are a few others that I would not recommend. I'm not into hard grinding, so if that's what you're looking for then some of these others may actually be your best choices. (Some of those on my recommended list can surely provide the grind if desired, but I found they had many other skills also!)

And of course there are many from whom I have not yet had a chance to buy dances. On my short list is Racquel -- I think she's beautiful and she seems to have a sweet personality.

The BAD news is that the price of a couch dance has increased from $20 ($15 to dancer, $5 to club) to $30 ($20 to dancer, $10 to club). The club take is now double, which means that they generate the same income even if only half as many couch dances are sold. I think the club will do fine -- at least in the short term (setting aside questions about the longer term health of the club).

The situation for dancers is more complicated. A dancer can generate the same income if she can sell 75% as many couch dances as before. Consider two extremes. Dancers who have been having trouble selling as many dances as they would like will have even more difficulty, and will likely fail to meet the 75% total and thus make less money than before. I think dancers in this category may well quit. On the other hand, dancers who have been finding it relatively easy to sell as many dances as they want will likely sell at least 75% as many as before -- and perhaps close to the same number. These dancers are therefore likely to make more money than before.

The result is likely to be a change in the group of dancers at the EC over the coming months. The survivors will be those that aggressively hustle and/or provide high mileage and/or are especially good looking. The dancers edged out will be those that are more laid back and/or low mileage and/or somewhat less hot.

I spoke to some of the dancers earlier this week, and most said things are going fine – the customers are paying regardless. But one complained bitterly -- and she was one that seems to be in much demand (even for the typically underused VIP room). So much for my theory in the previous paragraph!

I think that the customer population is also likely to change. The most cost-conscious customers are the regulars. If one goes to a strip club once in a blue moon, then the difference between spending $200 and $300 is no big deal. But if one is a regular spending $200 or more each week on dances, then a 50% hike in prices means many thousands of dollars more per year. So I think the price hike will lead to fewer regulars buying dances, and more one-off ad hoc customers. Of course, the regulars may still be out at the bar drinking their BYOB beers. But perhaps not buying dances!

The EC is a good club, but I wonder whether it can now compete with other local clubs which currently offer more (e.g. privacy, mileage, pace of action, ...) for most tastes for the same price?


The more I go to this place the more I like it. I have yet to go during the traditional busy times like Friday or Saturday night. I usually have time to go during the weeday or even Sunday. When I go the club is never crowded and almost never smoky. The girls are a range from why is she dancing to I don't think I could say no to a private dance. The private dances are nice but not as high mileage as the playhouse. Overall a good hangout place and I have always found at least one really good looking girl there duriny my visits

Stopped by on the Jersey side of the river a couple of weeks ago. This place is small and dark, but it comes equipped with dancers who don't waste your time.

I got a few dances from a bleached blonde. She had good moves.

It was late afternoon and there weren't enough dancers for my tastes to keep dropping singles, so I left. Still a good place to visit and definately better than average.


I stopped by the Erotic Cafe yesterday (Fri, March 10) from about 8-11. I've driven by many times but it's kind of at an awkward spot at the corner of Routes 73 and 130 where it's not easy to stop unless you've thought ahead. So not good for impulse visits.

The Erotic Cafe is a topless BYOB bar. Inside it's small. I found the place had rather a strange vibe. There were a bunch of guys sitting talking to each other and ignoring the girls on stage or walking around. "Brokeback customers" as they've been called elsewhere! The small stage is behind the bar, and little tipping goes on there. Some guys roll up dollar bills into little balls and throw them at the dancer. But this seems really tacky to me! The dancers walk around the bar collecting tips afterwards. But I noticed some of the guys refusing to give up even a dollar! Tips are the grease that lubricates a strip club, and these guys aren't doing their share to keep things moving smoothly. I think one of the issues here may be the BYOB aspect. Some guys may simply find this an inexpensive place to get together to have some drinks ($15 cover and some beer picked up cheap at the discount store).

The degree of hustle on the part of the dancers was (with one exception) for the most part exceptionally low. Some of the girls seemed to hang out without even trying to hustle the customers for dances. And only one dancer tried to "upsell" me to the VIP room. Maybe they're discouraged by all those Brokeback custies?

So in terms of the overall strip-club vibe, the Erotic Cafe scores 2/10. Maybe I was just there too early.

There were perhaps a half-dozen girls at work during my time there. They ranged from magazine-quality hotties to milf-next-door. In terms of attitude, some were warm, friendly and chatty, and others were all business. I think there was someone there who would match almost every taste.

So I would score the quality of the dancers overall as 8/10.

I went for 3 couch dances with each of three different dancers. The couch dance room is perhaps the most comfortable I've ever been in. Someone must have spent a lot of time in furniture stores testing loveseats for comfort. I wish I could have some of those in my house!

The dances are high contact -- gentle touching is allowed (no unnecessary roughness such as squeezing of boobs). No going under the thong. One of the dancers seemed to think that I looked like the sort of guy who was going to misbehave, so she told me the rules firmly up front. Do I really look so much like a pervert? (Maybe I don't want an answer to that.)

The three dancers I had dances with ranged from Playboy pin-up to girl-next-door. I had a good time with all of them, though for the first two the grinding was too heavy for me. Is the hard grind required by union rules in New Jersey? The third was different -- very gentle and sensual. One of the best lap dances I can recall.

So, in terms of quality of lap dances overall, I'd give the Erotic Cafe an 8/10.

Will I go back? Possibly. Erotic Cafe really doesn't have the typical strip-club vibe that I like at all. Despite the great dancers and couch dance room, I really didn't go away with a "good" overall feeling about this place.

In any case, overall I give the Erotic Cafe a 6/10. It's worth a try. You may find it to be great, or you may find it wanting -- depending on your mood and interests.


This place has gotten some bad press lately, most of it warranted, but I decided to give it another try since it is one of my favorite places of all time. It's still small, dark, and in a motel parking lot. They are still byo. The $15 dollar cover on a weekend night was new to me, but not the end of the world. To my surprise, the quality and quantity of women had increased dramatically. C-section scars and shrivelled stretchmarked bellies were far less common than they have been in the past. I came in looking for Tai, who is simply amazing, but she was not on until 11pm. I wound up getting a dance or two from a black girl with perfect natural breasts. For $20, I still think a better time would be hard to find. I hope the increased quality of women is a trend and not just a lucky night. This place could be back on track towards regaining it's place atop the Jersey/Philly scene.

I found this small club annoying. The dancers are biker ma’s that tend to be blunt and in your face. The lap dances take place on a couch, in the hallway between the theatre, the dressing room and office. There is a lot of traffic in this area. You really can’t get anything going there. The place is dirty and seedy. No alcohol BYOB.

I have been here twice in the last couple of months, and the girl quality has gone way up. There are usually only a few girls working, but usually 1 or two of them has been a very attractive blonde. I had 5 lap dances from one skinny tall blonde girl with D cups, and then on the second trip a very petite blonde. As usual the dances are topless, but with a lot of contact. Just a lot of good clean fun. It is great that the dances are only $20 and the girls don't expect a tip.

Was here two weeks ago. Contact is nice, but it's always a shame that it has to be compared to its neighbor to the north. Not so fun anymore. I give it a 6 rating compared to places in other parts of the country. It doesn't hold up very well to other NJ/Philly places, but compared to most places, it's still pretty good. Ladies are getting older and not changing. Used to be many cute girls from Lehigh University coming down to work. Not so much anymore.

It never disaapoints. Full contact. Public exhibitionism for my wife. And semi-private exhibitionism for her in the private dance room. We love it here. Just wish more folks would come!!

My suggustion is to avoid this club like the plague and head to the Playhouse! The girls are average with some above average; however, the management consists of a bunch of bozos! Get this, after frequenting this club for 8 years, I managed to get myself thrown out this past Friday. How you would think that I comitted some no no such as verbal abuse of a dancer. Afraid NOT! I complained twice to management. The first complaint was that there was no soap dispenser in the mens rest romm. This situation has existed for the last two months and get this - they serve food! Maybe I am unusual but I like to wash my hans before a private dance. They told me to use the ladies room. My next complaint was having to pay $5 for a third water. The $10 admission cost only covers two waters or non-alcoholic drinks. This second complaint occured after spending $200 for a private dance with Crystal, a real gem. The manager, this guy had an IQ of 10 or less, went beserk and started using profanity and told me never to return. Guess what, the only reason that I came to this club was Crystal. I will truly miss her, but I never will return until the Owner hires ccompetent management. The Owner just lost $100/week income from me!

This is a solid club. Don't pay any attention to those other reviews. I agree w/the one post about if this club were located in philly it would rate as outstanding, couldn't aggree more. In fact, if you're in philly, drive out here. It's worth it. Laps are high contact, you can touch the tits and some of the lower tier girls let you suck.

I was extremely disappointed. Girls rated 5-6. They added a VIP room. Get this......they want $200 for a half hour! One of the dancers tried to sell me...........I didn't just fall off the turnip truck you know!!!!!!!! Positives were a nice waitress and tv.

This club suffers because of its proximity to a certain place in Burlington (do your own homework). If not for that establishment, this joint would get raves. On a Saturday afternoon, about 5 dancers, from 7s to 9s, with 10 partons. The LDs do what LDs are supposed to do, but don't get out of hand (or more precisely, in hand). If this place were in Philly, it would be very highly rated.

Went recently on a Sunday afternoon and the place was dead. Only two dancers and less than a handful of customers. Couldn't really get much of an idea about this place but would not go back on a sunday afternoon...

Decided to revisit and see if anything had improved in the last few months. Unfortunately, the talent was as bad as my last visit here. The owner needs to invest some money in the building and in attracting some new YOUNGER dancers. With the PH only 20 minutes away, I can't imagine that the EC will last much longer.

stopped by recently on a Saturday afternoon. That's not a reliable time to go -- there were only a couple of dancers working at the time.

The dances I was able to get were OK, but they were a bit rushed -- pressure to get back to the stage was put on the girls that day.

The dances here have always been reliable, but I'd recommend showing up later in the days. The early shift might be too sparse if you're there for the back rooms.

Visited the cafe on Friday night with a buddy and was surprised at the crowd. Lots of people, including many couples, but the same number of girls so the pickins were slim. Saw 2 dancers I had not see before who were nice looking, but due to the high number of people I never had the opportunity to meet them. Left after 2 hours without any dances since all of the decent girls didn't have a chance to make it around.

At one point in time, this was a great place to visit and
have some fun. Based on a recent visit, I cannot recommend.
Get some fresh talent, take some notes from THE PH, or
hang it up.

stopped by again on a tues afternoon, hoping that last time there was not the norm. it seems to be. girls were average at best. this club used to be a great place to stop at. i will give it one more chance, maybe at night to see if any action, if not will have to write it off. would love to see some of the old timers, honey(now at ph) adiva, sydney(long time ago). guess i will have to wish there were still at the cafe.

Stopped by the Erotic a couple of weeks ago. First time there in a few months. This was an afternoon visit and there were all of 3 customers in the place. Probably had 5-6 dancers working. The usual suspects were there. I was told that a long time DJ was just fired and that Sherry the bartender was also canned. She wasn't eye-candy but was a super person-in her place was a friend of the owner--that sucks--. Glad Courtney was there at least was worth the visit.

A recent afternoon visit yeilded only 3 dancers . The schedule on the website was innaccurate.Girls danced 2 song sets and by the time they freshened up ,it was time to get back on stage.I noticed that those lucky enough to get dances were limited to 2 dances because they had to get back on stage.Maybe a visit later in the day would be better.

This place looks like most routine strip clubs, and is not much to look at inside. The difference is that the atmosphere is a bit more loose and if one goes there for erotic satisfaction, it fits the bill perfectly. I was there on a mid-to-late weekday afternoon and found the dancers OK to alluring. I was pleased with the private dance requests of several dancers, where they got up close and quite personal in their sales pitch. In the private dance, a liberal amount of touching is encouraged and my dancer whispered in my ear what I should imagine happening regarding penetration as she was giving me an excellent grind. I came hard; she felt it and seemed to enjoy the experience. I plan to return here rather than Club Risque in nearby Bristol, PA, because the dancers are truly topless instead of having their nipples covered. This makes the private dance much more satisfying.

Hadn't been to Erotic Cafe for over a year, so I decided to stop in around 11pm on a Friday night. I have been to this club several times over the past 4 or 5 years, and I am still amazed that most of the same dancers are still working there! In my book there were 2 decent girls, Raquel and Ivy, but the rest of the crew was not worth the trip. Some of the others used to be hot, but have clearly gone down hill over the year. The was even a girl who was totally ghetto and looked like she just came in off of the streets of Camden. I tried one lap ($20) with Ivy and the mileage was ok but low compared to other club in area, so decided to leave disappointed. My advice to the management is to get some hot new blood in the club as I like the small venue and the fact that the dancers actually perform when on stage, but I hate seeing the same dancers for the past 5 years. Get some new hotties!

boy this is a small space! 6 girls working on a mon nite around 10 pm. none real attractive in my book. very aggressive on the tips at the bar, and they expected $2 not $1. 2 drink minimum (cokes) at $10 per = $20 door charge. byob. lappers were $40 i think, i passed.

Went in with a buddy over Christmas vacation. Boy howdy, I have to tell you, this place has taken a punch. I haven't been there for a couple of years, because I have been going to the Playhouse. Went for old time sake. They have the same dancers as I saw two years ago, just less of them. Quality is average, couch dances not so bad, but really not worth the cost of admission. Sad to say, I won't be back soon. I used to love this place.

went to the cafe for the first time in a long time. used to go regularly before it was a juice bar, and after the change over still stopped by often. was there on monday, dec 20 about 2pm. after going to the playhouse(which was busy), thinking that with the temp outside about 15 and it being the week of xmas the club would have some action. i was wrong. the club had 3 dancers working. 1 girl on stage cute face, but looked like she was with child, had a nice size stomach. one other girl, didnt get to see her dance or even walk around. the third girl, actually lady was a bit older but looked good. pretty tight body and nice fakes. when she came around and offered a dance i decided to see if they had changed any from past experience at the cafe. it was very routine. some friction, did let hands test the silicone but overall nothing that erotic about the dance. i was in the club for about 20 minutes and right after the lap, decided that the day was over. hope they upgrade to the level that they used to be. was one of the great clubs of the area. hope to see it again. will give them one more chance in a few months and see if anything has changed before i write them off.

I used to rate this club a 9 but my favorite hot spot in jersey has become the playhouse in burlington. Don't get me wrong, erotic cafe is a great place. It's easy to find and ok parking. The inside is a little small but you can think of it as cozy. The girls are higher quality than playhouse but there is less mileage here. There are couches in the back so dances are hidden from bar area but not from other people getting dances.

I go here all of the time. It is one of the best "juice bar" strip clubs I have ever been to. It is small but not seedy. The quality of girls is generally high, and there are always at least a few stunningly beautiful ones each night. In the lap dance room, touching is allowed and encouraged. My favorite is Darian (aka Amber), who is not only beautiful with a great body, but is also a sweet person who enjoys her work. Other favorites include Ivy and Tai. Like I said, this place is a juice bar, with topless girls, but no alcohol sold. If you want to drink, remember to bring your own beer. Only beer is allowed- no liquor or even those Skyy Blue or Smirnoff Ice-type drinks are allowed. Enjoy yourself and remember- be nice to girls, and they'll be nice to you!

Stopped by last Saturday. Paid the $10 cover and got a coke. Should have driven on by.There were only 4 girls working and 2 should never get naked in public. The others were 5-6 at best. 0 energy. So-so stage dances and when they came around for their tips, there was little effort to converse--just--Wanna lap dance? Stayed long enough to finish my coke and got out of there. I understand that nights are better. I've gone here off and on for a few years and this was def. an off day. Won't be back for awhile.

This is a small club with a tiny stage centered on one side of a bar that mostly fills the room. The dancers range from OK to pretty damn hot. The stage shows are, at best, moderately good; not particularly energetic, just a girl doing what she has to do until she go hang with her favorite regular, hustle some more lap dances. The reason this place exists is strictly laps -- and they can be pretty good. Most girls circulate the bar when they're not on stage for the normal dollar parade, and will take you back to one of two small rooms for twenty a song. Higher mileage can be had, for sure, at the Playhouse -- fifteen minutes up the road. But the atmosphere here is a litlle quieter, a little more laid back. It can be good alternative to somewhat more frenzied armosphere the Playhouse provides, at least once in a while.

I think this place suffers because it is near the Playhouse in Burlington which is more expensive but you get so much more. The girls were pretty for the most part although there did seem to be an inordinate number of bottle blondes and overweight dancers. The dances were on comfortable couches and were decent but nothing to compare to the Playhouse. The location of the club is kind of strange in the parking lot of a motel.


It has been a while since I stopped at the Erotic Review, so I figured I would have a look again when I was in the area on Tuesday. I stopped in early in the day around 3:00, and there were three girls at that time. The girls were not as nice as I remembered, but I think it was because it was the day shift. I did see one young girl who was about a 7 in looks but had a very nice D+ chest (sorry I forgot her name, but I was concentrating on her assets instead). So I asked her for a lapdance (the cost was 20$). The lapdance itself was not that good, as she was not very talented in this area, but she allow my hands to roam free and enjoy that D+ size chest I was admiring.

Overall, I will rate this club a 7 this time. Maybe if it was during the night shift it would be better. I will have to stop by again at night and let you know.

I've been coming to this place off and on for the last 25 years, long before it was a LD factory. Never had a bad time. The previous review shocks me. Visited on a recent Thurs afternoon, 6 or 7 girls on shift ranging from 3-8. One of my ATF's, KK, was there. Drank 2 of my BYOB beers enjoying some might nice bar side sampling, though it was hard to put up with 2 of the more unattractive numbers. Hadn't seen KK in a while, looking quite a bit harder and more run down and a little beefier than the last time I'd seen her. Still, no one has ever given me a better dance so I decided she would be the one once again, despite the fact that there were a couple of better lookers there and a couple more had just walked in for the next shift. She remembered me, though it'd been about a year since I'd seen her. She's been there for years, maybe a year too long. But the dances were as good as ever. She talks the walk and walks the talk, leaving me completely satisfied after a few dances. Not afraid of aggressiveness. Was shocked when they let me take my unused beers out with me. Playhouse tops it for quantity of ladies, bar side mileage and $30 mileage, but the $20 standard is better here, I think. If I still lived in S. Jersey, I'd be broke with EC and PL so near each other. I don't think there is a better tandem of clubs in the country. 8 only because of the couple of dogs that somehow get to work in the place, just like Playhouse Lounge.

Went on a Wednesday night, 8PM. Three girls. Two were 3's at best (oversize in all the wrong places). Third was pretty hot. Got 3 dances but got charged for 5. When I questioned the count got a bunch of grief.

Would not go back again.

I bumped my rating from 8.5 to 10 because this club has to compete with a tuscl top five, Playhouse.

My 4th visit was pretty good. Weekday 9 pm or so. I was approached by a lot of dancers for tips very quickly. That gets old and expensive pretty quick. There were only 2 dancers that fit my bill, Ivy and Tai(rhymes with stay).

Got a couple lap dances with Ivy. Second time that we've "tangoed". For some reason it wasn't nearly as good as last time. I did like how her nipples were rock hard, and she allowed lots of contact, except thong.

Took my first whirl with Tai(rhymes with stay) in the lap dance room on the left, which offers a little more privacy from bouncers. She is asian and grew up in the tri-state area. Mid twenties, fairly tall, slim and in good shape. She was receptive to my attempts at intimacy and grinded me intensely, she's got stamina. Her nipples were not rock hard like Ivy's. Wasn't afraid to let her hair down. Same touching limits as Ivy. Impressively, she sat with me in the lap room for a while after our last dance.

I'm going to give the Playhouse in Burlington a first look, and will report my findings.

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I stopped by last week since I had not been in for a few months. I have been spending most of my time up the road at The PlayHouse. Place is still the same, $10 cover and $20 laps. Girls were about 5-8 and there were about 12 dancing that night. I got a very enjoyable dance from Ivy. Compared to Playhouse, the girls are not quite as focused on pleasing the customer but you can get a good lap dance with good grindage. I find I don't spend as much money here mainly because there are fewer dancers. The $1 go a longer way when your tipping only 10-12 dancers versus about 40. I must admit I have never had a bad lap dance at EC. It is still a great little place with good lap dances. EC doesn't have the number of dancers as Playhouse but it is still worth a trip.

This is a club that I usually don't get to very often. I've enjoyed it in the past although it is very small and usually does not have many dancers at any one given time. This time was no different.
Like any club the dancers ranged from shouldn't be dancing to at least one knockout. The lap dances are good but not very private and depending on the girl can be very good. Although I think no comparison to the playhouse lounge. My only complaint is the steep $10 cover for the soda.

Consider this a preliminary review, since I didn't make it to the VIP room on my initial visit, which came late on a Thursday night when the girls were busy with regulars and I was short on cash.

The part about regulars is key to my first impression. Quite unlike the Playhouse up the road, EC strikes me as a corner bar that just happens to have naked women instead of pool tables and fooseball. A little seedy but that's part of the atmosphere. The few "dollar dances" I got were high on contact and short on hustle, both good signs for the future.

The half-dozen dancers that night were all 6 or above and the dancing on the tiny stage was much more energetic than the Playhouse, where many of the girls just pose.

I don't mind the no-tell motel out back, although I wouldn't want to go inside, and the parking lot was well lighted. What is a pain is the highway location. You can only enter from Rt. 73 North and you can only exit to Rt. 130 North. Any other combination will leave you wandering from intersection to intersecton wondering how the hell to get into the place.

This place sets the standard by which all other strip clubs should be judged. TEC blows the competition (anywhere) away in terms of value for the money. Don't be afraid of the dark motel parking lot, small size, or long trip to Cinnaminson, NJ. Bring your own beer and get ready to be impressed. The girls range in quality from more than a few 4-6's (this ain't Mons) to some off the chart 10+'s. Tai, an asian with a perfect natural body, is about rhw prettiest girl I've seen. Sahara, though an 8 for looks more than makes up for it with personality. The girls will come around looking for a few bucks from everyone, but they're not overly pushy, and if you're getting a dance (you should be) you'll more than make up for it. I've never had a better dance for $20 and I've had lots of dances.

This is a good high milage club, yes its some what of a dump, the quality of the girls ranges from 5 to7 and an occasional 8. But the counch dances are excellent. Had a nice dance form a Latino named Raquel. I would rate here appearance and body a 6 but her dance was a 8 or 9.
There was a dancer; Casey very cute, nice natural tight little body, but did nto get a chance to have a dance with her.
There is a $10 cover charge that gets you in the door and 2 (non-alcolic) drinks.
Have been here before and will return. recommended!

Visited here late Wednesday night/early Thursday morning. Had 3 enjoyable dances with Ivy. Laid back atmosphere, and reasonably priced. The $10 cover includes 2 free drinks, and $20 lap dances are a bargain.

We'd like to respond to a few recent reviews of this place. First to TUSCL12345 - we agree this place is small, somewhat of a dump, and the talent is uneven. But name an inexpensive place in the Northeast where this isn't true? Guys, if your idea of a great strip club is a big, fancy glitzy place with tuxedoed bouncers everywhere, where it costs $20 or so to walk in the door, where you have to tip somebody to return the used beer, and where all the dancers are tall thin barbie dolls with phony boobs and attitudes to match, and you have to take out a second mortgage to get a couple of limited-contact lap dances, then by all means avoid the Erotic Cafe, you'll hate it. But if you're looking for a place that's not too busy where you can spend some very intimate time with an attractive young lady for a moderate price, this might be your place. EC has as good and intimate private dances for $20 as any place we've found in the Northeast. We've always found the talent to be generally above the norm for local bar type places like this. We've always found this to be a very friendly place. And it's very inexpensive for what you get. As a result we like this place a lot and would be regulars if we lived closer. Everybody has their personal preferences, we like the inexpensive friendly local bar-type places, and EC is a good one.

In response to 1's comments about Courtney, we won't quarrel with giving her a 9 although our rating is higher. But then we prefer smaller all-natural girls but that's a matter of personal preference. What we find that sets her apart is her classy demeanor without the attitude that usually goes with it. And to answer your question, we've never been to the Wagon Wheel mainly because it isn't open during the day, plus from the reviews it sounds very overpriced. Suggest you check out Angel at Choo Choo's if you ever get to Waldorf - she usually works days - she's one of our favorites.

SKANK! Run, do not walk, from this crap hole! Been there twice, one night, one day. Day shift consisted of 4 girls, each fatter and uglier than the next. I actually had to turn my head away from one fat dancer whose presence on stage was equivalent to "thinking of cafeteria ladies." The place is tiny, dank, and stinky. Oh, and you'll love the hard rap the DJ likes to play for the white dancers and white crowd. No reason at all for you to go here. No reason for this place to exist!

I go to this club once in a while, and the talent is very hit or miss. The club's interior is very cramped with a very small stage that you rarely tip, and a lots of tight seating, where girls walk by for tips. On friday night I got 2 dances, one was with an older blonde, and she did not give a very good dance. The other dance was with a nice co-ed type girl who gave a great dance with lots of contact and griding. A lot of the other girls were no very attractive, but I manged to pick a winner. Due to the 1 giid girl, I left a happy customer.

Visited on thurs nite about 10:30, cover charge is 10 BYOB. Wait for about 30 min to see any decend dancer. Only 4 to 6 dancer in the whole place. I prefer to go the the Playhouse about 15 min north of Rt 130

After reading FONDL's review(6-27-03), I had to see Courtney. FONDL called her "..the most attractive dancer we have ever encountered anywhere.."

I arrived in the early afternoon and waited for Courtney to come out. I immediately approached her as I was determined to be the first to get a lap dance from her. The club wasn't crowded, and we had a dance room to ourselves(almost).

Courtney is a cute girl in her mid 20s. She is in excellent shape and her skin is very soft and I didn't feel any stubble anywhere. And she doesn't have any tattoos or piercings. So, I give her an A+ in taking care of her body.

I have to admit that the way fondl lavished praise on her, I expected her to be a 10 in looks. She was an 9, her legs could have been a little longer, her tits a little bigger, and her face a little more beautiful.

She gets an A for allowing me to squeeze her tits and ass. She rode me with enthusiasm. A couple of times a dancer walked through our room on the way to the dressing room which was a little annoying. I unsuccessfully tried to rub the inside of Courtney's thighs.

I didn't see the sweet side of her that others have described, but to be fair I didn't spend much time talking with her. And, she took me for the lap after a song had started, rather than chatting and waiting for the next song.

Overall, it was well worth it to have a romp with this girl, but I believe FONDL got carried away in his review. I'd be interested in FONDL's opinion of TARA at Manhatten Players Club(Wagon Wheel) in Baltimore.

Visited this club for the second time several weeks back (don't know why I waited so long!). Starting time was kind of slow, but things picked up by 2 in the afternoon. Dancers were decent and personable; nice laid back atmosphere. Decided on a dance from a cute black chick named Nina and was not disappointed! Definitely will be back (hopefully when Nina is working again!). It would be hard (no pun intended) to beat the price to value for the lap dances here!

This place is smaller than I imagined. But the price/mileage, is better than Baltimore's Players Club, and it doesn't have the hussle of the Block. it was near closing time, and I availed myself to a lean, bespectacled gal by the name of O-. She was a very pleasant and accomodating dancer, and the couches were comfortable, though a little too well-lit and in close proximity of other patrons.

You'll be hard-pressed to find a higher mileage club in the state of NJ (except for the Playhouse and maybe Go-Go-Rama). From what I saw, all of the girls are very friendly and definitely encourage two-way contact. One downside of this place: on busy nights after about 10 PM, most of the girls are usually busy doing lap dances, leaving few available to walk the floor and "chat" at the bar. Dances are $20 per and you'll want to get several. Recommended.


Was there on Tuesday night. The club was dead. Dancers range from 5-7. This is still a good club for mileage during LD. Dancers walk around after getting off stage and do mini laps for $1. Pick the most one that gives you the best mini lap and enjoy. Touching varies from girl to girl.

Went on a Wednesday afternoon around 6. Saw Bella, Ciena, Sassy, and Cheri. Bella was a thin, dark, pretty girl. After she danced, she offered a lap but then never came back from circling the room. I probably should have gone after her.

Settled on a dance with Cheri. Average face, natural breasts, somewhat overweight. She liked to talk dirty on the lap dance and offered lots of contact. She put in a good effort, but it wasn't very satisfying. I may try it again with a different selection, but I'm likely to stay with the Playhouse Lounge

I stopped by recently. This place is good, but I think some of the reviews give it more credit then it earns. Girls were definitely frisky, but cautious. I'd like to give it 2 or 3 more tries. Maybe because Thurday night was a little busy. I'd suggest trying it earlier in the day when the girls are a little more desperate for tips. Still, had a good time.

What the Erotic Cafe lacks in ambience, the dancers make up in enthusiasm. The Club is very much hole-in-the-wall, and the tables and chairs are lined up against the wall. In addition, it's pretty darned hard to find, since it sits in the parking lot of a motel, and its sign seems to get swallowed up by the motel's sign. It's a BYOB club, so plan on stopping at the local adult beverages superstore (and, yes, it is that big!) a mile away before arriving at the Club. Once inside, you willl find the atmosphere to be very much "we're glad you're here", but you will not be pressured into going to the couch by the girls who come by. In fact, the girls seem more than willing to answer the question: "what is a lap dance like with you?" I found their answers to be truthful - the ones who said "I'm wild and really enjoy what I do" honestly are, and honestly do. Those who sort of hem and haw are to be avoided. If you're staying or working in Camden or Cherry Hilll, it's a great way - and a relatively short drive - to spend the evening.

General Impressions about the Club
-Club rates 9 out of 10.
-I visited during an early Friday afternoon.
-A small club, but not as small as I had expected from the previous reviews.
-Dancers varied from 5 to 9 - Unremarkable talent.
-Very good laps available here.

Overall Dancer Talent
Dancer quality varied widely here. Five dancers (all white) were on duty on a Friday early afternoon; one 5, one 6, one 7, one 8, and one 9. Dancers aged in range from 20-35. All dancers allowed 2-way contact and most encouraged it (except Capri).


Individual Dancers
K.K., 6 out of 10 in looks, wavy blonde hair, 5’4”, 30-35, liked to talk dirty, fairly aggressive in soliciting couch dances, a big (but not fat) ass, with a natural B-cup. A high mileage lap dance, but I think I’d skip her next time.

Tia, 5 out of 10 in looks, 5’9”, 30, died platinum blonde hair, fake C-cups, and a droopy ass. Again, I’d skip her next time.

Desiree, 8 out of 10 in looks, 5’5”, 25, real B-cups, shoulder length dark hair, fairly firm and tight body (but not skinny)! She really got into the high mileage dances. I would definitely get more dances from her in the future.

Capri, 9 out of 10 in looks, 5’1”, 20, skinny brown-haired girl with real B-cups, a tight ass, with a cute (but not stunning) Girl Next Door face. Even though Capri was the cutest of the lot, she was also the most detached during the laps. She didn’t bother saying a word to me, which was just fine with me as I had plenty of entertainment in hand. I would definitely get laps from Capri in the future!



I am giving this a high rating based on past experiences, however although I stopped here last night, I did not sample the goods. The bouncer informed us when we got there (about 1:15?) that most of the dancers would be leaving after the next song.. leaving just ONE dancer... and he still wanted a cover charge (at 1:15 AM with one dancer left??!?).

Nevertheless, whenever I've been here for any length of time, I have enjoyed myself. The girls are friendly, and the lap dances are some of the best in the area. Very good grinding and contact. Additionally, many of the girls are quite attractive. Lap dances are still reasonably priced here too. $20 the last time I stayed.

The place is small, but other than that, there is no downside. Recommended!

I drive by this club every nite on my way home from work. There are usually several cars in the lot but it is far from full. No alcohol but you can bring your own beer. $10 gets you 2 drinks. I am surprised that this club is rated so high. To me it seems nice but rather average. $20 for a dance and touching is allowed but the girls are average and so is everything else about the club.

Went to the Erotic cafe on a Friday afternoon and was disappointed with the lack of talent. Only a few girls working (unlike Playhouse), so there were time where there was nobody on stage if a girl was hung up dancing in back. I have loved this place at night, but I will stay away from the daytime

Great value , lots of action for a value price, $20.00/ song for a private lap dance, girls of all types to choose from, and when these girls give a lap dance they are in your lap rubbing you right, any way you want it, you can touch any skin not covered by their thong, If your goal is to get dry fucked till you cum in your pants you will achive your goal here!