the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

Stopped by this afternoon, the place was dead. There were three patrons and about five dancers around the bar that I saw. Most dancers were just sitting there awaiting their turn. One dancer came out and just sat there text msg until her turn. One of the Bartenders was doing the same thing. Watched one dancer come out and clean the bar where see was going to put her bag. Overall, it was a pretty disappointing. Had two lap dances that were not worth my time. I was looking for a VIP but ended up leaving with the money I was looking to blow. Maybe one more try then I will look somewhere else

2 dancers on day shift. $12 to get in was an insult given the amount of dancers they had. They claim its NUDE ? Not one of the two took off their bottoms. One did flash a glimpse of her kitty. I almost asked for a refund but it wasn't worth it. Left after getting NO dances.

As a long time patron of 10 years I was hesitant to visit with the new Nude format. I like the changes overall, at least on my late afternoon/early Friday evening visit. Cover charge Noon-5 is $12, after that $15. Weekend nights they are open until 5 am, I'm told the joint is hopping (most NJ bars close by 2 am), and cover charge then is $25.

The Asian door girl is pretty hot and friendly. The waitresses also pretty and friendly. One drink minimum, got a bottled water for $4. I brought a small cooler with some beers. The waitresses will set you up with a bucket of ice, so no need to bring a cooler.

1-2 girls on stage at a time, probably 3 song sets so a quicker rotation than in the past. I recognized 3-4 girls from the old days but many new faces. I agree with others, many of the girls a little flabby or not extremely attractive just OK. All girls went topless and the majority went nude. Stage is low and girls will sometimes stroll into the audience to collect tips. Very laid back vibe in place overall.

Lap dance room is smaller and still $20/song. Girls swipe in and out similar to Delilah's Den, dances appear to be 4 min each. Dances are topless but apparently nude OK too. One girl I took back there in a short skirt had no panties on, gave me a good show, and was pretty hands on with a newbie. Wonder what she's like with a repeat visitor, look forward to maybe finding out?

Had a 15 minute private room session with a long time fav who's made the transition. $120, well worth it. Private room is a curtained off booth, fairly small, and dark. There was nobody in the adjoining booths so good privacy while back there. Got to see the goodies from every angle, up close and personal. With the privacy she was also much more hands on than she was able to be in the past. With 4 minutes to go the DJ calls out a courtesy time check. Then announces when the 15 minutes is complete.

Probably a dozen customers and 6 or so dancers when I first got there. For full disclosure I saw 2 cars total in the lot when I went by Saturday afternoon about 2. It looks like you need to pick your time of visit carefully.

After hearing that the clothing rules have been relaxed recently I dropped by last week. Not sure what has changed but the quality was below average. First of all the dance area is small and it uses the bar as a barracade. The girls were somewhat standoffish (not interested in making any money). Could be I wasn't a regular though. In any event I won't be back anytime soon as this is a time investment that I don't want to make because there are better clubs in the area.

My hopes for this place have been dashed. On my last visit the dancer quality was incredibly poor. Too much ink and too many flabby out of shape dancers; alm ost all of them btw. There was one, exactly one good looking dancer but her lap-dance was FRIGID. Not into it and didn't even try to upsell to a VIP. Not that I would have bothered.
A total waste of time and money.
The club itself is O.K. and they have byob. With these dancers the alcohol is needed.
The prices are OK but with these dancers; who'd want to ?

The place is still the same, the asain girl at the door, the dancers lost in conversation, some of the four dances I had were enjoyable(two dances because the first was fun), but I had to keep looking for the next dance. The business is too busy to mind the customers. My vote is for old Cheeks or current Playhouse. The reason I go to Lap Dance Clubs is because I want a Lap Dance, not for conversation. The entertainers/dancers are there for a reason; Dance/Entertain the customers! If that is not possible then, look for work in a diferent area.

All in all not a bad place. Plenty of room for improvement. The lay-out is a little unusual but it works.$15 cover; byo -BEER only; $20 lap dances; $120 for 15 & $225 for30 minutes of VIP.
Dancers ranged from 5 to 8. Woc, Latina & American. No Russians or Brazilians that I saw.
Stage is NUDE; laps are topless and VIP is nude with good mileage. Don't know about extras. Probably depends on individual dancer as VIP privacy is good.

Summer's coming; it's near Belmar, Bradley etc. so it might be fun.It definitely has potential.

Went here during the day. $12 to get in, $4 for a coke. There were maybe 3 girls and 4 guys in the place. Dancer #1 was ok looking, but not really my type. ALso a fairly boring dancer, no attempt at interaction. Dancer #2 was a bit nicer and tried to interact a bit, but still nothing to get excited about, #3 walked into and back out of the room a couple times, but made no attempt to entice.

Maybe this place happens at night or later inthe week, but today was dead. I am not likely to go back.

Went here on a Tues night around midnight. They had a feature dancer. I missed her show. From what I hear there is only 1 stage open during the week. Seemed kinda small. Not really sure how it all works. Seems ike there are several girls behind the stage at once and dance and come around for tips. They will make several rounds dring 1 song. ost girls do not come on the other side of the bar. I think 1 girl asked me for a couch dance the whole hr I was there. Didn't look like there was any milege. Didn't see agirl worth trying the lap dance with. They said it was $20. There was one cute bartender who smiled a lot. I will not go out of my way to visit this place. If I'm working in the area again I might stop by.

Got here on recent Friday night about 11:30. Been here for last 10 years or so but only get here once every few months now. Don't like the direction it's headed. Probably 90% Eastern European girls now, they've always been in the majority on nights but it's gotten out of control. One black girl and one All-American blonde, that's it. None of the old faves.

The EE girls are very business like, very quickly ask if want a lap dance. The two I chose did not deliver. First one gave me 3 minute lap at best per the clock they have in lap dance room. Nothing spectacular. The other gave me the full 4 minutes but her techique was painful.

While reasonably crowded it's not like the old days, they did not have the back bar open. My mixed drink was served in a plastic cup, you've got to be kidding me. Definitely won't hurry back for night time.

Ceneterfolds is a nice bikini club with about three dance stages, usually only one stage is open during the week and all three open on the weekend. This is a nice club if want to drink over priced alchol and watch pretty girls in bikinis. There is not much mileage at this club, but with the right girl it is possible. There is a section for lap dances but it is only semi private, but with the right girl a good grind can be had. Most of the action is watching and tipping the girls on stage.

Get here every few months and visited on a recent Saturday afternoon. Not too crowded customer wise but probably ~8 girls,which is plenty for the size of the club - on the small side. Mixed bag on the girls, some old faves and some newer girls - some cute and some a little heavy IMO. You get hit up for a lot of $1 tips but isn't so bad if you're an ocassional visitor like me. Decent contact lap dances at $20 per.

Drinks a little pricey at $5-6 each, $4-5 for a soda! Pretty nicely maintained and I believe they've upgraded the lighting a bit. My only real complaint was the TVs, Rangers playoff game and MLB game of the week available and all they're showing is something on ESPN on all 6 screens.

Another good club that just did nto live up to my expectations. I happened to be passing by and saw the sign for foxy boxing and jello wrestling. The place was packed. It took forever to get a beer. Not because the bertenders were busy. There were 3 of them behind the bar and they were all standing around. It wasn't until a 4th one showed up that anyone realized they had a job to do.
The women were very attractive and dressed in sexy outfits. There weren't many in the standard bikini. They actually tried to be sexy. But that d*mn boxing ring in the center of the stage made it impossible for themt o do anything but stand in one spot on the stage.
When the boxing began, it lacked any sex appeal. Those giant inflatable gloves were silly. I've seen some very good shows like this in some of the bars that were in Asbury Park years ago. The setup up of this bar just doesn't allow it to work.
I am being a little harsh with my 6. Based on reports from friends and the dancers I saw, I woudl probably have givent the place an 8 if it weren't for the foxy boxing.

Decided to check this club on a saturday afternoon. The club had some 8 to 10 dancers ranging from 6-8. I decided to try a lap dance with some Russian chick. It was pretty lame and the bouncer seem to watch what we were doing. I tried for an OTC with the chick, but probably I was too aggressive and that didn't go anywhere. The bartenders were really friendly though. Overall a nice place to hang out with your friends, not a good place if you are looking for an LD