the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

After a long hiatus I returned to Sensations. After the passing of the owner its atmosphere is more relaxed. There's been a few renovations since my last visit which make it a more pleasant experience. The girls are topless, but wear pasties. No touching of the nipples or privates is allowed, and the city ordinances regarding prostitution are clearly posted in the couch dance rooms. I took Sage, perhaps the top girl there, for a couch dance first. I've heard she's a high mileage girl, but except for some very hard and well-experienced grinding nothing more was to be had. Later I took an adorable 19 year-old named Dutchess. She didn't grind nearly as hard, but hopefully experience will change this. There were a number of attractive girls, whose names I can't remember, that I'd put in the 7-8 range. However, there was one dancer, whose name escapes me, who had no business being on stage whatsoever. She turned my stomach.

Stopped by early on a Friday night (~8:30) after going bust at the poker tables in AC. Kept a couple of bills in reserve for a stop here on the way back home, but wished I'd gambled it instead. The place was empty, the dancers were indifferent and I didn't stick around longer than 20 minutes. One other note -- I didn't experiece the owner issues that thisisnt saw in April. New management, maybe? Either way, wish I'd checked here on tuscl first.

This club has had it ups and downs. As "Woods East" it was one of the most decadent clubs in South Jersey, but those days are long gone. An overbearing owner took over and, over the years, this club has really declined. With his passing hopefully it will return to its glory days. Overall, the girls are much like the type you'll find in any club, perhaps a bit friendlier. The club is nothing to look at, and is west of Mays Landing on Route 40. It has ample parking and, expect for the weekends, is usually dead.

I will have to agree with Josh. Bartender is HOTT. I hink her name is Yvonne according to the dancer board. She is the reason I stop by when I work in the area. Some of the girls are nice and some just want your money but I think that's the same in every strp bar right. They have done upgrades. They added a couple flat screen LCD TV's on th wall. They have a outdoor deck for smokers and they redecorated the couch area. Things have improved. Beer is cheap and there is some eyecandy serving you drinks.

Typical Jersey in the boonies joint. Blue collar, fair number of brothers (and a couple sisters dancing), a pool table, one plasma, weak (but cheap) beer selection, 3 of the 5 dancers passably thin and cute. Three conspicuous cameras aimed like guns on the bar, and gurls don't even remove tops during sets. Dolla-dolla assault was minimal as they liked to curl up with regs. Small and smelly RR. Twenty dollar lappers behind a shower curtain with monitor right outside-actually saw him open the curtain and enter at the end of a dance. The cuties were Jade,Vivian and Kyli. Had heard a regionally renowned hottie named Honey may be camped out here, but while her name was on the board was told she basically shows up when she feels like it.


Stopped in Thanksgiving eve around 4:00 PM. The bar was very crowded. There was a large party of guys in one corner. At first the bar tender Yvonne (who's smokin hot and better than most of the dancers)was no where to be found. After about 10 minutes, the bar back stopped by and I was able to get a beer. Finally Yvonne showed up but a lot of the customers and dancers where complaining about how slow she was. I agree and this is why I gave a 6.

There were about 10 girls dancing. Most had nice bodies, but a few showed their age in their faces. There were a lot of lap dances going on, which is unusual for when I've been there. I did not participate because I don't like the lap dance room setup. Cameras, the bouncer sits by the door and there's no privacy if there are other dances going on. Supposedly you can't touching and dancers are watched to make sure they don't touch the crotch or flash anything.

One dance, Holly, sat with me and we talked for quite a while. She's really beautiful, intelligent and in another bar I would have gone for a lap dance or more (unfortunately, she's not working any where else right now). She was really sexy in a lot of ways.

I'll be back as soon as I can get to the AC area.

The last time I was here was about a year ago and in the afternoon. It was very lame. I stopped in last night about 7:00 and was pleasantly surprised. There were 4 dancers, all ranging from 6 to 8.

Each dancer was on stage for 2 or 3 songs. Some good stage work from Vivian and good pole work another dancer who's name I could hear. The DJ was awful. When the dancer get off stage, she comes around outside the bar for tips. 2 of the dancers gave really good chair dances while getting their tips. All asked about lap dances, but I didn't accept, since I hadn't seen anyone going for them and the LD room doesn't look very private. If I get back, I may try a dance.

The barmaid provided good service, but was not attractive at all. All in all, it was nice time.

Stopped by here on a Fri afternoon. Its a small local bar with dancing girls. I would say the girls range from 4-6. There was 1 8 there but she was very busy so I never even got a chance to talk to her. Depends what your looking for. Its not a high class expensive club but its worth stopping by for a beer when I'm in the area. Couch dances are available. There in a small area in the corner. I did not get one but looks like the bouncer sits right by the door and really watches. Not sure on the mileage. Bartender seemed young. Not to experieced. Not a conversationalist. Girls come around for tips. They seemed friendly. More after my next visit.