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September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

Stopped in here for the first time in a while. Some things haven't changed - for good and bad. There is only one thing to come here for and that's the dancers, but it feels like it was a mixed bag this night. First, too many girls with tattoos. This is personal taste, I know, but I've never been into them and never will be. That said, the few who were there without were Okay.

Dynasty has a certain nasty way about her (that is meant in the very positive, sexy sense of the word) and I know she can be fun in the back. She use to be really fun on stage. Don't know if it was the sparse crowd or what, but she just didn't come on like I've seen in the past.

The legendary Misty was doing her usual, pleasing the boys, but again, the crowd was so sparse there were times when she had no dances-which is really unusual for her. She may not be a ravishing beauty, but she is cute and sexy, and very handy.

The one I came there for was Valencia. A cute Latina with nice boobs, sweet looking pussy, but a little bit of a cellulite issue, something I was willing to overlook. I spent three sets in the VIP area with her. She spent more time getting herself off than me-but provided a little hand action here and there during the session. I asked her after if she was more handy in the private area and willing to complete the deal. She gave an emphatic yes.

A total of 12 girls there, and only four interested me. The fourth was Devon. She appears to have lost weight from last I saw her, but remains quite attractive. She tends to let her big boobs (quite large) do the rubbing in the VIP room, but she does get a good share of clients taking her into the private rooms. One would think that is a good indicator of action, but wouldn't know unless I tried her out. Haven't yet.

The one thing that really shocked me this Wednesday night was the sparseness of the crowd. I've seen a good number of people in the past even on a Wednesday, but this night was just shocking. One could hope that a drop off in business might loosen the inhibitions of the girls in the VIP room. It would be nice to see things get back to that stage, or close to it. One could always hope!!!!

Pleasant visit this time. The girl-girl dances seems to have stopped. I am hoping temporary. there was a couple of girls in town from Vegas for a brief stop - I highly recommend them as they were very accommodating.

However at the end of the evening. I had a dancer cut me off after a single song because I was caressing her awesome naturals. This was the first time ever that anything this happened to me - weird. Overall another nice visit.

Went to GGR on a friday night, after a business trip in the area. My first time there in a while. And to my pleasant surprise there was a few girls I liked. Gabriele very hot girl with a sinful body and great DD's got some $20 dances with her and then I found Bridgette a tall brunette with HUGE boobs big enough for my giant hands, and we did a 1hr VIP with her. I must say her boobs are amazing, nice and big. very soft and ooh so lovely to play with. Not to mention a great firm ass. Mind you she isn't a short girl she around 5'9" I think so defiantly not for everyone. But the GGR usually never fails to please, it just sucks it is over an hour away.

While extras on premises are mostly a thing of the past; the quality of the dancers overall has gone up. Very few below average dancers and most are 7 to 9's. All are friendly with good attitudes and try to give value. No pressure to buy ld's and almost no pressure to buy VIP's.
Good mix of dancers- white, American , Latina & Asian but few Woc. Still the best bang for the buck in N.Y. and N.J.

Decor is still hum-drum or more accurately : 'What decor ?"
Drinks are reasonably priced.
Still using the number system.

This place is hit or miss. $10.00 cover at 6:00 about 8 dancers. Some times this place is great but this time it was only average. Still laid back because of the number system there is not a high amount of interaction for dances. If you want one you go and get a number like at a deli.

I am finishing up a northern tour of the northeast again on business and hit the old clubs. This place is more of a deli than a strip club now. The number system is kind of..weird and it seems that regulars now rule the roost so to speak. Lots of great girls and none of them do laps around the place anymore. Stage dancers are better and put on more of a show but if you are looking for more close contact, keep driving. The drinks are pricy and the place is dimly lit, even more it used to be.

The location is in a small town southwest of Staten Island. You would never expect to find a strip club here let alone a solid gem.

The layout is very unique in which the Bar surrounds the stage and pervert's row is actually within the bar. This allow a customer to lounge and move up to do stage tipping at appropriate times, ie when the bottom's off. I found most dancers to be very attractive and liberal.

While lounging, I was approached by a striking blond with the perfect body. After a few dollar dances, we headed to the back. The dances are $20 for 5 minutes - you never get cheated by a short song. Life is great at the GGR. You wil have fun here.

Been coming here for awhile. Although some things have changed not for the better still the best bang for your buck there is. The number system means you'll eventually get the girl you want if patient except for the few superstars who have loooonnngggg waits. Misty, Cassidy and Jessica require patience but when you get them in your lap you are rewarded. Of course there are those to be avoided (Peaches, took one for the team there) but sample the flock and make your own judgements.

This is a good NJ club. One of my favorites. Good and convenient location. Quality of the Girls over the last few months has varied a lot. Need some more new blood while holding on to the current favorites. Always nice to see Cassidy or Misty. Had my first Rama Room with Misty not too long ago. It was great - but I may have been a little disappointed due to all the hype.

Place is clean, music selection is mostly OK.

I definitely recommend this club, and plan on returning.

Not a good nite in this joint. Been here in the past and had decent times, but this last visit was a bust. Dancers were 4-6 and as far as I can tell there was not a lot of people going for laps. I bet a good number were waiting for a certain dancer but that meant the stage shows were pretty uninspired.

Had a couple laps and they were just OK. Didn't bother with the VIP but I saw more customers going back there then the last visit.

Stayed less then 2 hours and decided to cut my losses.

What the F(#%&!!! I left this area for a year or so and the whole place goes to hell.
Theres awesome girls at this place, 2 of the finest blonds I have ever seen in the flesh, a nice, I don't know Moroccan girl???, and a ebony princess that could wind your watch with her ass. Great to look at, but forget a VIP dance! The 'regulars' have some sort of preference over us regular visiting schleps. The VIP is like a Deli with numbers that indicate its your turn. The girls all have towel they place over your lap and then, in front of God and everyone, they start a rather intense grinding. Sorry, this club was a pure 10 for a long time, but its too commercial now. If you want a nice drink and a place to see a good stage dancer, then maybe, but for any grindage...keep going.

was here again, the girls are nice but the setup remains horrendous...not only is it like a bakery, the lap dance area has no privacy and you sit on small stools with a guy watching right over your head...place looks really dingy as well and should not spend much money here as not much to be enjoyed..however girls are of good quality and some really good looking. also, you have to go looking for girls for dances unlike most places where they come to you

First time back in years. Still one of the more unique clubs in NJ. All nude club, no liquor. Ten bucks to get in. Eights bucks all you can drink soda and juice. They give you a wristband when you buy the first drink. Not the fanciest place. Large rectangular bar surrounding the one stage with seating stage-side inside the rectagular bar. Two drink girls, not talkative but friendly. One to two girls on stage at a time. Decent stage show with typical attention to stage-side patrons who get up-close peeks for dollar tips. Some dancers stroll the outer bar offering short dollar dances. The stools are high so the dancer basically stands and lightly grinds you during these quickies. There is a monitor by the dj booth that shows pictures of the dancers. If you want a lapdance, you tell the dj which dancer you want and he gives you a number -- the deli system. Its kind of weird but it works. If you ask the dj he will tell you how many people are waiting for a girl -- the problem is no one knows how many dances the people in front of you will get so you won't really know how long the wait for a dancer might be. When the dj calls your number, you meet the girl at the lapdance room -- set off from the main room by a low wall -- sort of annoying because other patrons can look in. There are about 12 chairs in the lapdance room. It is kind of cramped. The dancer must swipe a card in a computer at the entrance which assigns chairs and times the dances -- about five minutes, so you don't get cheated by short songs. A light above each chair goes out at the start of a dance. At the end of the dance the light will go on dimly to let you know the dance is almost over and turns bright when it is over. The dancer will ask if you want another dance -- if yes, she continues and the light goes off again. If no, she will go an swipe her card and come back to collect money. Lapdances are generally pretty good -- topless with touching allowed except the "kitty". Yes, your hands can roam up top. Obviously, quality of dances will vary with each entertainer, but you can count on plenty of grinding. Dancer quality varies from about six to nine. No models here, but no really but uglies. Some cute slim, petite naturals. Some busty curvy types. Some enhanced. Some older, but still attractive ones. Private rooms are available for half-hour -- not sure of price, maybe 180 or 200. On Tuesdays they have a 15 minute special for 100. Never had one, but have heard that if you pick the right girl, you might get someone handsy. It appears that the "right" girls are pretty popular and the wait might be quite long -- Cassidy, Misty, Sherry . . . . I enjoyed dances with Bridgette (Brunette, curvy, pretty face) and Jessica (Blonde, athletic-type). About ten to fifteen girls on any given night. Definitely not your typical club -- strange, lurker-type atmosphere but friendly staff.

After many years of coming here, I have to admit that it's not nearly as titilating an experience as it used to be. The things that bother me are the use of towels by dancers when they dance - and the assignment of dances to chairs that are the least comfortable ones. The VIP killed this place, sadly.

Stopped by about a month ago. The quality was definitely down since my previous visit over the summer, lots of bigger booty, and not really what I'm into. Is it me or are the dancers these days just not into their job? Most seem disinterested on stage, and the they seem to hang out and talk to each other by the LD area when they are slow, instead of mixing it up with the clientele. This place 10-15 years ago was great...now its just average..hence a 6, and only because the LDs are better here than most places in NJ.

Lowest rating ever. Lots of big fake tits (4/7 girls), only one decent (Carmen) looking girl, and stage shows were slow and underenthusiastic. Having gone back after a long break didn't see any of the old girls, there were only 7 on duty and only about 2 giving dances (which given the poor quality is understandable). Not sure what is going on in the rama rooms, maybe more to be had/expected there has driven down the quality of the girls. I got bored and left if that is any indication of the atmosphere. Wish I had better news to report.

Went back to club after a bit of a break - same old layout with a bar around the central seating/stage area. A semi private lap dance area (where the dancers now use a swipe card system to count dances - makes for no arguing about dance count and flexible seating for the dancers) and more private "rama-rooms". Overall milage is pretty mixed but still better than many clubs in the area. Most of the dancers are pretty attractive with a few really hot and a few not so much. Some dancers have a pretty long list of regulars making it difficult to get dances with them (if not impossible on a busy night).

They still get a solid line-up of dancers BUT the mileage is down and extras are dead & gone. Some OTC possibilities still exist.
All dancers now use a swipe system for ld's. Still plenty of roaming BUT the cookie and male poackages are totally OFF-LIMITS. Somewhat higher mileage in the VIP- breastfeeding with most BUT - NO MORE extras. Cameraa & MICROPHONES in VIP so be super-discreet in discussing OTC.

Talk about technology catching up with you. The club now has a new for the dances. While the number system remains, the VIP supervisor (for lack of a better description) no longer monitors the light and hits the switch when the dancer singles to keep the dance going. Now the girls have a swipe card. They swipe in at the start of the dance and a little key pad assigns them a chair. The light goes on dimly as the five minutes ends. The girl has to swipe when the light goes bright to end log in that the dance has ended or you and she gets charged. It's nice because you don't get interrupted as you did in the past, having to wait for the light to get shut-off before the dancer starts working. And the pad, I'm guessing, displays the number of dances you have. I'm not sure if the system is tied into the private room (or semi-private since they all have cameras - at least the audience isn't staring in).

I'm guessing that since there are so many more dancers coming in to work the club now it will allow the club, and dancers, to keep better track of what they owe. There is also no fighting over chairs since each is assigned by the computer.

Is there a downside? I guess if the system crashes, that could be a real bummer. I guess they would have to go back to the old system until it gets fixed. I just hope they don't up the price on drinks and admission to pay for this. Bring in more girls. They got the system now, and won't have to hike the price on the patrons.

Other changes. There is new carpeting on the walls and they got rid of the old signs inside - you know - the ones that had turned brown, told you about parking and days the club is open. I guess a redo of the stage may be next, or something.

Just a note on the dancers. Two really nice ones have come into the picture - Nicole and Angle. Nicole could be Misty's replacement when she retires, unfortunately she does need some breast enhancement - but nice personality and seems to know some of Misty's tricks at satisfaction. Angle doesn't need to be enhances, and may have had some to give a little extra. She has real potential employ Misty's techniques, but is a little afraid of the camera system in the VIP area. Haven't been in the private section with her to find out if she does employ those techniques to satisfy. May find out, but I'd probably keep the results to myself - unless they're really, really bad.

One thing about the private VIP section, YMMV substantially from dancer to dancer. Some are no different in the private section than from the public section. Others allow a little more exploration, but no real satisfaction. Sadly, have not been with the ones that supply a happy ending in the private section. The private remains $180 for a half hour. On Tuesday the run a special (or did as of last Tuesday) of 15 minutes for $100. The split on the half is $60 club and $120 dancer. On the 15 minute it is $40 club, $60 dancer.

Hope this helps.

Stopped in last week to try an dhook up with Cassidy but she had over 20 waiting and it was only 5pm. Anyway this place is making a comeback what withthe demise of DDSA. You can find a solid line up any day of the week and some of their past superstars are making comebacks. Best bets for a good dance are Clare, Jessica, Cassidy, Misty, Tina and Devon. Drinks at $7 with unlimited refills and their ticket system lets you get a good idea of how long you need to wait for your honey.

A long time gone from this club which I used to patronize regularly in the late 90's. No matter, because not much changes, other than the expensive Rama Room and extended LD area. Some of the posters on the wall may be older than some of the dancers. Let's do the good and bad as bullet points.

GOOD-

* Good stage show, especially if you sit at the tip rail. You may even become a part of the show, as the more athletic performers have been known to a headstand on the unsuspecting patron's lap. Two dancers at a time seems to be the pattern now, and a duo on the Thursday I was there added some lez action to the show.

* Dancers are above average on looks for Jersey nude clubs. Not fabulous, just above average.

* Reasonable cost as long as you stay away from the Rama Room. Weeknight cover $12, soft drink with refills $7, regular LD $25 with good contact, for that same amount you can tip at the rail for an hour. A C-note can get you an enjoyable evening.

* Laid back vibe from working class crowd (this is Springsteen country). Low percentages of suits, bikers, headbangers, and jocks. No thug factor at all.

* Good parking on premises, safe free public parking across the street, with a nice view of the bridges to Staten Island across the bay if you're into that.

* The only strip club I know where a pizza joint, a Chinese takeout, and a Dunkin Donuts all adjoin the property.

BAD -

* "Deli counter" ticket system for reserving dances from the DJ booth. It's the club's signature, but it makes what is normally a moment of anticipation feel like picking your car up at Jiffy Lube.

* Music and DJ are both louder than they need to be in the small club. Music choice is a little too heavy metal for my taste.

* Barmaid quality has gone down in both looks and service.

* Restroom is OK at best.

A final note: I am a non-drinker for medical reasons, so the absence of alcohol does not affect my review pro or con.

It's kind of the Fenway Park of strip clubs, or the Wrigley Field if you're from the midwest. Unique and worth trying out even if you decide it's not your taste.

This is probably one of the better clubs to go to in the NY/NJ area. If you're in the area you definitely have to check this place out. Cover is $10-$15. You have to buy one drink when you walk in the door ($7) and then they give you a wristband. I think waters are $1 after the initial drink and soda might be free (or $1). You need to get the wristband in order to get a dance.

There is one stage, no pole and there are seats along the stage and seats around the bar which wraps around the stage. Dances are $20 and they are full contact (except what's covered by thong). The way of getting dances is pretty annoying however. They use the "deli line" system. They have a monitor above the DJ booth with rotating pics of the chicks working on that day. If you want a dance, you get a number from the DJ booth guy and wait for your number to be called. The good part about the dances is that they are a solid 5 minutes (not just a song). They have lights on timers above each lap dance chair...the light goes on when your 5 minutes are up. At least you know you don't get cheated out of your time.

The quality of girl varies. Talent is always in flux here. Some young chicks, some older (40's) and some in between. Quality ranges from 4-8. For the adventurous type, go to the RAMA ROOM. It's a half hour private booth that costs you $180. $120 for the girl. $60 to the club. Dances get better back there as you might expect. You'll probably meet harry james back there...perhaps more, but your mileage may vary and you might not even meet harry.

There is NO BOOZE served at this place, so if you want to get your buzz on, do it before you get here.

This place is definitely in the 5% of clubs in the US. I've been to many of the clubs across the country so I do consider myself well versed in the subject.

Enjoy.

I went to check out what all the hubbub was with this place. A good crowd for a wednesday night. and a lot to select from. got a dance from michelle - standard grind - but she is way hot. I will definitely return when time permits.

A MAJOR improvement over past visits. A LOT more hot dancers with good mileage to be had in the VIP's. Usually have at least 12 and as many as 14 dancers per night. They range from 6's to 9's. Extras are less than at DD's as are OTC possibilities but with delicate and discreet inquiry there are a few possibilities AFTER they get to know you. 1st -timers are NOT going to get teh same treatment as known quantities.

This place looks like a true dive bar. When you walk in it's dimly lit with an outer bar area with an inner stage area. Normally there's 1 girl on the stage but every once and a while there will be a 2 girl set. The dancer will normally go around the stage giving a little show in front of each patron then getting a tip. Many dancers will be quite liberal - even pull hands or heads to their breasts while a few others are more hands-off on stage getting tips delivered to a band around their leg. Sometimes a dancer having a slow night will wander the outer bar giving little quicky dances for $1 tips. The cover is $10 (more on weekends) and $7 drink (free refills).

Private dances are arranged by speaking to guy in DJ booth and getting a number. There's a little preview screen there where you can see a snapshot of each dancer working and a second screen showing how many numbers are waiting for a dancer. Basic private dances are in a semi-private area with around 12 swiveling medium-backed bar chairs. Each $20 dance is timed not based on song and unlike the stage privates are topless only. Dancers grind pretty heavily and 2-way touching pretty liberal. The main problem with the area is that wall next to the bar area is open at about head height letting people peek over to see the action. For a more private session, you can go to a Rama-room ($180 for 1/2 hour). These are in a slightly more secluded area (although if you're in one of the first 2 some patrons can get a view through a beaded curtain. Each "room" is a 3 sided cubible with semi-reclined chair-like seat. The action here is pretty similar (maybe a little heavier) than out in the other area.

Most of the dancers are fairly attractive (with normally 1 or 2 really attractive and 1 or 2 less attractive). Most are white with a few latins and asians thrown in (black dancers are pretty rare). Body type is varied from petite waif-like dancers to a few who could lose a few pounds. Similarly breast sizes vary from a small and natural to obviously man-made. Dancer ages also have a fairly wide range from younger twenties to ones pushing their 40s.

Overall, this is a can be a pretty fun place (at least if your not too shy about where you're getting your lds) but certainly no gentlemen's club.


Yes you are allowed to touch here, but there is no privacy at all. You sit on a stool in front of everyone watching. Id rather have no touching but some privacy. Also, the place was very run down and the ticket system is terrible. I still like to be asked for dances, not stand in some line.

Well, some interesting things are going on here. They upped the price on the drinks $1 to $7. And you have to buy the drinks. So it now costs from $17 to $19 to get in here - that's $10 or $12, depending on the time of day, to get in the door, and $7 for the drink. Add a tip or two to the barmaid and you're hitting $20 to $21 easy before you even get to eye-up some naked ass.

They are expanding the Private Rama area with two huts in the corners. Walked in today and saw them. That will give them a total of seven seats where you can privately fondle your favorite girl for 30 minutes at $180. They are still running the Tuesday special - 15 minutes for $100. Don't know if there are plans to expand that since they are expanding the seating (and I'm sure it's subject to change). Don't know what kind of door or curtain or whatever they plan on putting up, but I guess they will make sure they are private. Looks like they already put the timing lights in, and fans. Since the Private Rama room has cameras I would guess they would be putting cameras in the huts too. They sure know how to make a buck here!

Had a great time with a Venezuelan girl from Florida. As someone else observed, the Johnson doesn't get publicly exhibited, but she did know how to bring the dance to a climax, and she may have enjoyed some climax of her own (is it real or is it show???? Who knows!!!). Very energetic girl and very attractive. Might be one of the more attractive ones I've seen in a while here - but that's just my opinion. And I do have a thing for those Spanish women. She could be one of those very few I'll blow a few bucks on in the private room, but that won't be until next month - provided she returns like she says she will.

As another observer noted, it doesn't seem that the mileage is that much different in the private room than the VIP area. But I'm sure he hasn't sampled all the pickings. And someone is spending enough dough on those rooms that they decided to add on. If the mileage were the same would the popularity keep growing? Then again, we guys are noted for thinking with the wrong head, so that may account for the popularity of the rooms.

Why a 7? Girl quality can be uneven at times (depends on your taste which is part of the idea of having so many girls I guess)and the prices keep going up (I don't think they're hurting for cash). The old owner use to give out coupons - especially on the holidays. You rarely see that now.

Often a good place to stop before the happy ending down the road at DD's. You can get a great grind here leading to completion. However, they won't take mr. happy out of your shorts :((
But they will rub him down nicely. I hate the towel over your lap method. I guess the gals don't want to get their shorts dirty on your man juice. I love Zoe ! She is a greak goddess and looks like she is enjoying your ride.
Overall I would say the VIP is not worth it. You don't get much more. But it is private and the open forum method is sometimes uncomfortable for me.

Went to GGRama after a several month haitus.. Same as usual, and still good. I would say of ten or so girls I saw (I usually stay for the whole rotation) at least 6 were hot, and the others weren't bad (just not as good). The pick a dance from the TV is still effective, if not slightly wierd, like waiting online at the deli for them to call your number. The hands can still roam for the most part. I do miss way back when, when the girls would all come around the outside bar and offer mini dances to try out what a real lap dance would be in the back. Didn't try VIP, and probably won't. Later.

Don't get down here too often, but it is worth the trip. Lot's of choice and a very friendly hands on atmosphere. I do not like the ticket taking, ut it does give you a sense of what is going on. Drink prices are high, but the views are very good.

Went by this club for the first time last Wednesday night about 8 pm. When I got there the club seemed almost empty. There is one very large stage with seats around it and other seats at a higher level looking over a bar kind of like stadium viewing. There was only one dancer at any time, but there were only 2-3 guys next to the stage at any time and the remaining 8-10 watching from above. It seemed like there were 10 dancers working, but in this unusual club you register at the desk for one of the dancers. They give you a number and when she’s available, they call your number. Other than the dancer on stage, I only saw one other dancer circulating, so you basically pick off the pictures on the screen. Anyway, once you get a dance, in their dance room off to the side it’s all fun and games since this is a hands-on club and the girls encourage participation! I have only been to one other club this wide open, but have to say you get your money’s worth. The dances are a small room with about 8 stools – one for each dancer and a light times each dance. I had dances with two ladies- Vivian (ok) and Krista (great). Perhaps because of the open rules, the dancers tend to be a little older than at other clubs, but they were very nice and easy to talk to. Odd, but I somehow missed the opportunity to watch the dancers work a room and choosing who to say “yes” to. Picking from the screen made me feel more like I was ordering lunch. There is no alcohol served either, so being totally sober may also sharpen that feeling…better to prepare beforehand. I will go again and probably enjoy it more now that the process is known. The girls and opportunities are definitely worth the time.

Great time last week on a Tuesday night. They had about 10 girls working. Something for everyone. I really like the new system that tells you how long you have to wait for a dance. This new system is great. Some of the new girls are latin which makes for a great time

Odd... odd... odd... yet somehow great! The place is a dump. It's a run down bar with no bells or whistles to speak of. There is a ticketing system that had me scratching my head. However, the women are phenomenal by anyones standards. There were girls to suit anyones taste. Certainly I had to indulge in one sexy blonde in particular. Contact is expected and granted without reservation. I left feeling that I was in a weird dream. Overall I had a great time, but I don't think I'd go back. It's a hell of a drive from New York but a very enjoyable evening.

Stopped in on a Thursday night. It has been a few months since I have been to the GGR. Most everything is still the same. $10 cover and $6 for soft drinks and water. They still have the TV where you go and look at the girls that are dancing and tell the DJ to get in line for a lap. The one improvement they now have is another TV showing how many people are waiting for a particular girl. This is much better. You at least know if you will have to wait an hour for a dance from a popular dancer or can choose on that doesn't have many waiting. The laps are still good. $20 per dance on a bar stool. I like this place, it has good dances and good looking dancers. The only thing I don't like is the bar stools you get lap dances on. I have never tried the VIP, at $180 for 1/2 hour I prefer the bar stools. Enjoy.

I'm not sure if it is my imagination, or maybe I just have not been hanging out here as often as I have in the past, but there seems to be some fresh Latin faces gracing the stage. One girl I spoke with told me she worked at another place up the street (won't name it, but if you know the area you know the other nude club) and when she started working at GGR management told her to quit the other joint and work this place. She said she likes GGR because they are less restrictive and the management is just plain nice to the girls. Not sure if she followed through with quitting the other place, but she planed to become a regular at the GGR.

I spoke with another pretty blond and I think she was having some trouble with English. Personally, I have no problem with the language--so long as the body language is spoken well--and Latin girls do seem to speak the body language well. Might even try a private dance with one of them but that $180 for the half hour is still a stiff price. I just hope my pick would be well worth it.

One thing that still confuses me about this place: they have signs up $6 bucks for bottomless drinks, but they charge an extra buck for bottled water. I didn't know it was that expensive. Haven't they heard of Sam's Club or Costco or BJ's.

I have to agree with the last poster on one observation, when the air conditioning gets going, it gets cold as hell in this bar. One should bring a sweater just to sit around the bar when it gets blowing. It kind of ruins the atmosphere.

Other observation. I stopped in on a weeknight. If you want to avoid crowds, I would suggest Monday to Wednesday. Not sure about Thursday. Friday and Saturday it can get mobbed. Sunday is hit-and-miss, but I've never seen as crowded as on a Friday or Saturday night. I personally avoid those nights, unless there's someone special I want to see, or I have an over arching desire to see some females in the buff. Just remember, you drop $20 before you even get to relax. That is one down side to this place. It ain't cheap, but it can be worth it when you hit it on the right night with the right girls.

I have gone to the Go Go Rama several times and have to say it's a very nice club. The dancers are hot and the staff is accomodating. It's a full nude club so get use to the bottomless soda but the HOT stage shows more than make up for not having a eer in hand. The last time I was there two gorgeous ladies did a lesbian show about eight inches from me. I was blown away. The lap dance system is a bit mechanical and the lap dance area is very high volume with zero privacy. You can be pretty hands on with the dancers but sitting half off a wooden stool is not my favorite. Give me a big arm chair in a secluded, dark corner. I did ot have time for a VIP but do plan to try it next time I visit.

My only complaint is that the club is VERY cold every time I go regardless of the time of year.

This place was a favorite of mine when I lived in NJ. The girls were usually hot and knew how to grind in the lapdance area. The biggest problem is there is zero privacy so guys are literally staring at you while some girl is trying to bust your nut. Best bang-for-the-buck club I've ever been to though. You could go here with only $100 and still have a really fun time!

Was at the Go0Go Rama for the foist timein a couple of years, arrived fairly late (10:30 PM on a week night). Maybe 6 or 8 girls working and 20 customers.
Way too many silicon enhancements for my tastes, and one brunette who could have used an enhancement.
Anyway, had a lap dance from one girl, in close proximity to other customers, too close for comfort, and at the end of 5 minutes a light goes on over your chair.
The plus's are its nude, and you get a full 5 minute dance for $20.
The negatives, too many enhanced racks, LD area too crowded.
I woudl check it out again if in the area, but not go too far out of my way to get there.


In my experience I've noted a few things about this club. Early in the day brings out an older crowd, I think, because we of the older generation are out to avoid the younger crowd in the late evening. Plus the girls are fresher, less tired, and they appreciate the company. I speculate that some of the girls may become less "playful," as one reviewer put it, simply because after six or seven hours of grinding they just get plain tired.

I had a recent conversation with one dancer who pointed out that many of the "older" girls have become more responsible because they are experienced and have other responsibilities, like children or trying to figure out how much money they need to get out of the business and start a new life. The club can depend on them to show up. The younger girls, she said, are more apt to come and go and are less dependable.

A personal dislike is dancers with tattoos. And it appears that more and more of the girls working here are covered with them. It's just not my own personal cup of tea, and I do find myself going out of my way to avoid girls with tattoos. It doesn't make them a bad person, but I do find them unattractive and I don't understand why a beautiful girl needs to mark-up her body with them.

I once frequented this place because I found every girl coming in worth looking at. I can't say that now. But I wander in looking for a jewel in the rough, and every so often I find one. It's those jewels I keep coming back here for.

I think the club has gotten more and more expensive, and it doesn't need to be that way. If anything, the owner(s) could end up killing the goose that laid the golden egg if the ownership keeps squeezing customers for their cash.

i keep going, even though i shouldn't because i've had more for less at closer clubs.

i think the thing people forget to mention here is that this place has become a monster in popularity. kids (well, guys that just turned 18) seem to be a standard staple, which is weird to me (and i'm in my mid 20's). i'm not sure why the increase in attendance, given my first statement. as such, the waits for dancers have become longer and some dancers haven't aged so well. some dancers aren't as playful in the $180 room as in the past, for whatever the reason.

with that being said, i'd be lying if i said that i'll never come back here.

Came in on Thursday by accident, I was coming from Middletown I was lost tried to find NJ Parkway this place was open so I stopped by for directions and to check out the club. Time was about 8:30 or so, guy at the door took $12 told me that if i come by next time before 8pm that the fee would be $10.
I came in, bought my first $6 drink (Got water), apparently only the first drink is expensive the bartender sold me more water at $1 later that same night. Decent club there, there were anywhere from 10-14 girls working that night; some of them obviously stunners. I talked to a few patrons, got some change and sat near the stage area to get a closer look, there's allot of contact in this club I was pretty impressed. I tipped an asian girl (Forgot her name), and a Black girls that in my opinion did not belong in this club she seemed nice but did not have the body for the job in my opinion cause she was a tad bid overweight.

I got my first 2 LD from an Argentinian girl, very pretty and enjoyable roaming hands everywhere this club is a contact club the only thing you can't touch is the girl's pussy. What happeneds you walk into this area, there's chairs all over you sit down and the once the LD begins it gets HOTT, LD is exactly 5 minutes it's timed when the dance is over a little light flashes above you and you can either buy another dance or go.

My next conquest was this really cute girl named Zoe, had 2 LD's with her I enjoyed her allot I spent 10 full minutes fondling her breasts and other body parts, one of the girls that just finished performing for her custumer came by and giggled, I guess she was a bit curious about me as should she be it was my first time there and I was having a blast. I paid my LD due $40 for 2 dances to Zoe, nice girl too bad I had to leave.

I got my directions from the person working the entrance, decent one's too; I took the road near the Pizza place across the street and ended up on the Parkway in no time. Good thing I stopped by, I won't regreat it and I will be back for more.

Sparse crowd on a Thurs nite-old fogeys and a smattering of Asians. Dancer quality IMHO has dropped significantly-most showing rings around the legs, cellulite on the hips and especially-the last recourse of the aging adult entertainer in this neck of the woods-humongous and dis-proportionately unattractive tatas. Really wonder how these gurls walk around upright with these basketball sized bolt-ons. Score would have been lower save for the two extra-stimulating dances I had with a half-Asian spinner back in the corner chair. They cover you with that little cloth because they expect to produce results. She did not with me but it was through no fault of hers-with all the right moves and sighs. Returning to my seat 2 dances later my full bottle of water and couple dollars had been whisked away by the lovely Lauren. A classy move in a joint where everyone leaves their drinks disappear for dances-some for a half hour. Then she passed me 3 times w/o making eye contact or offering me another ' free' beverage. Tacky broad in a formerly great joint that just doesn't have that j'en sais quoi anymore. Just isn't worth the drive for me -though it prob is still the best middle of the road LD contact at twenty for five.

Oh my has the king fallen. Okay, I'm exagerrating a bit, but compared to what this place used to be, it is just okay at best. With that being said, it still is a good club - high mileage, pretty girls, etc.

I guess it just lost its novelty value. What used to be 8, 9, 10's in looks are now anywhere from 6's to 8's or 9's. Still like this place, just not as much. The management/dj's seem more disgruntled though.

Returned on Monday for a visit, and spent another Rama Room session with Anastasia. She remembered me with a smile and wasted no time cuddling up. She was very into holding and touching each other, like real lovers. No talking, just closeness. It was very pleasant and genuinely intimate. I was happily surprised.

I went back to this club because it is close to where I reside. I posted a message about 4 months ago and wanted to see if things have changed. Most things are still the same, with paying in the front and then having to buy a drink. I do have to admit that there are two barmaids who are pretty hot there now and they were super cool, they might have been there months ago but I didn't remember them. The girls don't circulate around the place making it disappointing but the dancers are pretty hot so that kind of balances it off. They do dance on stage and are fully nude so it does have its benefits.

It is frustrating that I have to request a ticket and wait for a dance. I did get a few dances and they were pretty good. I had one girl, this hot blond who almost made me soil my underpants. What is great is that you can squeeze their breasts, it is hands on there. They do not allow touching below the belt but I had many handfuls of juicy grade A breast meat. I am not crazy about the fake boobs because they are alittle harder and I am more into juicy tender sweet meat. I think if the bathroom was more accessible, I might have blown. (You have to ask for a key to use the toilet.)
But overall it was a good time.

Overall here are my ratings:
Overall: 8 Barmaid: 9 Quality of girls: 8-9 Lap Dances: 8-9 Wait for dance: 3
My final comments:

I rated the club higher this time because I had a better time.
1. I am still not happy about asking for dances, I liked to be asked by the girls.
2. The wait is still "infinity and beyond" for the most popular girls. He told me literally, try another day!! 3. The contact is good if you dont go in a while and the girls are hot and speak English
4. There was an influx of dudes, right by the Dj who offers the tickets, so overwhelming that you almost cant even get a number as it gets late in the evening.
**When you go, pick your favorite girls quickly and get your numbers as early as possible.

Used to be a 10 but all the better girls have moved on. Went the other night and met up wwith AJ a hotty. Started in the VIP trhen I just had to get this girl in the Rama Room. Well worth the investment. When she started using that pierced tongue on my neck holy cow as Phil Rizzuto would say. As Arnold would say I'll be back

Back again to visit and found that I had a terrific time as usual. Last week it was a dance with a lovely blonde knockout, Anastasia. Fantastic time there in the Private Room, she is not too chatty but into a soft intense touch.

Monday was a dance with Honey.....OH Honey. An older blonde Texan who has a great personality and great intensity. She is a lot of fun to be with and the private room was worth it. I owe myself some more update dances with Roxy, Viera and of course, Courtney.

It's a fun local outfit, don't miss it.

P.S. Avoid in general being a grab-a$$ and playing rough. I know many of these ladies and 99% of them hate that hard sell pusharound. Be a gentleman and its much nicer.

Had an opportunity to visit two well rated clubs in New Jersey: Delilah's Den and Go Go Rama. These two are on the same highway, only a few miles apart, but could not be more different. Both are nude and juice bars, and between the cover a a drink, both start out about the same price. But…
Go Go Rama is like a small dumpy locar bar, with stripping where as Delilah's Den is a "plush-type" strip club. Both had good looking girls and had reasonable, mutual contact lap dances.

Go Go Rama is like many "local" clubs in the US, but for New Jersey it is an anomoly. Most Jersey clubs are bikini-bars, this place is totally nude. Most Jersey cluns have air dances, this place has contact. It is a dumpy local type bar (with no ammenitites), but designed for a strip club. There is a long stage in the center, with inner and outer seating. There are about 20 seats at stage edge, and then just behing them, on high stools is a bar type counter with another 30 seats. So if you want to be close up and tip, sit at the stage, or just relax just behind them on a bar stool.

I was there on a Thursday night about 10pm. 12 girls on, and 30 to 40 guys. The girls are on stage in groups of two, and stay there for about 10 minutes. They do not have a pole, so the taller girls hang on to the ceiling. There is a lot of customer involvement with the girls going around to each guy sitting at the stage edge and give a spread eagle show.

This place has the wierdest system of lap dance selection I have ever seen the the dozens of clubs I had gone to around the country. You have to get a number (yes like a deli) from the DJ for getting in the que for a dance.
Now part of this system is to keep track of the dances that the girls do, so the club can take a large precentage of the girl’s dance money This whole system of taking money from the women for every dance is very typical for New Jersey clubs. Most of the other world, lets the girls pay a "stage fee" or a "tip-out" fee, and other than that all they earn is theirs. But in New Jersey, most clubs extract cash from the girls for each dance.

Anyway back to the deli style numbering system. (Besides it seems like bidding on the girls in an auction.) I had fewer dances that I would or could have had, because while waiting for your number to come up, you are reluctant to dance with another, in case you number is called. Yes, they announce it over the PA system. And as usual the DJ voice is very distorted. The girls said things to me like "This system is crazy"; "It is out of control"; "I don't get as many dances as I could."
There were some girls "freelancing" around the bar doing dollar rubbings, and asking for lap dances, but one was reluctant to go with them because of: 1. maybe your number would be called, and 2. if the girl asking was any good, she would be in line with numbers waiting for her.
For one hotty I want to dance with, I waited over an hour to get called. You never know.

Club rating: compared to the other "local style" backroom clubs in the US as a whole, this one is almost a 7, but in realtionship to New Jersey clubs, it is at least an 8.


the girls here arent as hot as you may find at other strip clubs but they are a lot more fun. if you go be sure to get a vip dance. be sure to take a number and enjoy yourself. the only problem is that it may be a bit pricey and for a little more you can just see an escort. have fun

I was there on a tuesday night and the cover was $10.00. The drink prices have gone up to $6.00 but there give you a larger bottle of water. The quality of the dancer has not changed you have some old timers that should have retired a long time ago and some hot new young talent. The new non smoking rules makes it a great place to kill an hour or two.

Arrived around 10:15 Tuesday night, my first time at GGR (have visited Delilah's-South Amboy and the old Frank's Chicken House in the past).

Was glad to see lots of cars and a fair amount of patrons - not crowded, but enough to make it feel lively.

On duty tonight were: Tiger, Gypsy, Electra, Whitney, Victoria, Maggie, Roxanne, Rayann, plus a few others I missed while I was otherwise "occupied"...

Appearance of the dancers ranged from 6-9 (using the dancer scale - where 5 is still hotter than average). In other words, some were "merely" pretty, and others very beautiful. Victoria was absolutely, totally, stunningly gorgeous...until she revealed her breasts, which had obviously been enhanced (which really doesn't do it for me).

As I have often found in the past, appearance doesn't tell you everything. Rayann is very beautiful, but she seemed distracted, uninterested. Gypsy and Electra are very hot, perhaps not as hot as Rayann and Whitney, but they put a LOT more effort into their stage dance, which was a very good indicator of lap dance skills (outstanding!)

The room is appropriately dark - you're supposed to look at the women, not at the paneling. Thought I would be disappointed because there is only one dancer on stage (sometimes two) but it actually gives you a break from passing out ones. Spent less $$ here in over two hours than I would have spend in one hour at Delilah's, because you aren't constantly pestered.

I'm not a newbie, but not a regular; it would be nice if there were some kind of signage advertising the going rate for lap dances and such. I knew $20 was about right from reading TUSCL, but otherwise there's no way I would have known. Same thing for the rules of engagement - I observed another dude grabbing two full handfuls of boob, but I didn't know if that was something "extra" he arranged. I just let my hands roam gently, nearly everywhere else but breasts and crotch, and neither girl complained. I was just as happy with two handfuls of ass anyway :-)

Because I wan't bleeding cash all night, I was happy to add a nice tip on top of the $20/song because Electra and Gypsy really earned it.

The "ticket" system for lap dances is good too - I don't think it is degrading to the men as a previous reviewer stated, rather, it's easier to focus only on the girl you like most. Would be nice if there was more of a queue - while waiting for Gypsy, I might have had a dance with one of the others, but didn't want to get called for both at the same time.

The "regular" lap dance area is not private. You're really squashed in with the other lap dances. This is not always a bad thing - two other dudes were getting dances, and the girls spun the chairs around so they faced each other - and then the girls played with each other while grinding on the guys...pretty hot if you're into the orgy fantasy.

My only real complaint is about the cloth they use to "protect" themselves from any, erm, "emissions"...it left lint all over me. If I wanted to be discreet about where I had spent my evening, it would be tough with a patch of white fuzzies all over my lap area.

All in all, excellent value and a really good time. No pressure, no hassle, and the drink-all-night-for-$6 is an excellent way to keep me in my seat.


The drink prices were raised $1. Putting cover and drink together, it now costs $16 to $18 to get into this place. That doesn't including tipping the barmaid. The girls were a little mixed tonight. The VIP area - $20 for 5 minute lap dance - seemed a little restrained, and the quality of the girls wasn't really that great. The private half-hour still remains at $180, and they did have a few takers in there. I guess it comes down to some guys coming out and visiting their favorites, and it takes up their time. A Wednesday night, and it wasn't all that busy. FYI - cover is $10 most nights except Thursday, Friday, and Saturday when it goes up to $12 after 8 p.m. Before 8, it remains $10.

I think most folks can afford the $1 increase on the drinks, but one has to wonder, when does it stop. One wouldn't think, with the crowds this club gets, even on an off night, that they would really need an increase. Oh, well, I guess if we want the entertainment, we have to pay. Just a questoin of how much is it worth. Guess that's up to each individual. Some may vote with their feet.

A side note. Interesting story. I pulled up one night, here, a couple of weeks ago, and I looked over at a truck next to me and I thought I saw the back of a head bobbing up and down in the window. I walked off, and pervert that we all are, I had to go back to my car and make sure. Sure enough, this gal is in the truck giving this guy a BJ. Next thing, she's off him, then mounts him. After a few seconds they apparently moved so he could start banging her.

Two guys come walking up to the truck, peer in and start making remarks. Turned out to be his friends. They told me they pulled up to the bar and she walked up to the three of them and said she wanted to give them head. One of them took her up on the request. I don't think she was charging. As I started to go in, and they began to get in the truck, the one friend said to the other that she wanted to get a room. Apparently, they agreed with her plan.

As they say, some people have all the luck.