the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Made my second visit to this place last Tuesday. Once again, all the customers were sitting at the bar, with nobody sitting in the adjacent room where the "stage" is. In fact, I didn't even notice a dancer in that room while I was there.

Unfortunately, the dancers pretty much just sat with friends/regulars for most of the time that I was there, which didn't make for a very interesting experience. Found myself paying more attention to the episode of "The Office" on the TV than to any of the girls. Sat for about 20 minutes before one of them finally came up (on the outside of the bar) and did a little grind. A few minutes later, a tall dirty-blonde (sounded Brazilian) came over. She was more aggressive than the first and convinced me to go for a private dance.

The private dance area consists of a single chair, the height of a bar stool, with arms on the side. Not the most comfortable lapdance chair to be found, and pretty much makes straddling the customer an impossibility. Signs in the club and in the lapdance room state that touching the dancers is not allowed, however this particular dancer was far more liberal - she took my hands and placed them under her top for some nice caressing of the tits, then moved my hand downstairs for some serious fingering action. However, she was constantly on the lookout for the bouncer (who poked his head in 3 times while we were in there), so it wasn't exactly a relaxed dance. Stayed for 2 dances. Her grinding got to be a little too aggressive toward the end (to the point where it was actually getting painful), but it was the highlight of an otherwise dull visit.

I'm dropping the overall club rating a notch because when I got back to my seat after the dance, I found that the few dollars that I had left under my drink at the bar had disappeared (but my drink was still there, so it wasn't like the bartender thought I had left). Not too cool, but I can't say I was surprised. Won't happen again, though.

I wouldn't go out of my way to get here, but I'll keep it in mind for a future visit.

Hadn't been here in a couple of years. Lots of changes since the last visit - the inside is totally cleaned up and redecorated, and the place now goes by the name Club 31.

It's an unusual setup for a NJ go-go bar, where the stage is typically behind the bar with the dancers circling inside the bar for tips. Here, there's no stage - there's a dance floor with a pole in an adjoining room off the bar where the dancers do their stuff. There are chairs along the walls of the room with tables between every 3-4 chairs. The obvious benefit of this setup is that the dancer can walk right up to your chair and do some rubbing against you for her tip. (The downside is that, if you're not next to a table, you need to hold on to your beer or, if you put it on the floor, make sure that you, the dancer or the guy next to you don't kick it over.) Even with this setup and the fact that most of the seats at the bar have obstructed views into this room, most guys opted to sit at the bar.

Some of the dancers would work their way around the outside of the bar for tips after they were done performing their routines, and they seemed quite comfortable with getting up close and personal with you.

The dancers on this particular Saturday night were friendly, mostly American, in the 6-7 range. Domestic beers were $4.50. Also seemed to be primarily a locals hangout but overall, not a bad experience. I'll probably be back again.

Visited recently on a weeday afternoon. Still basically the same old Breeze Inn. Slightly updated facilities. The best new addition is a few new dancers in addition to the same old (mostly 35 plus age Brazilians -rating 5-7). The new girls are attractive, under 30 and mostly American (rating 6-8).
In addition, they have aded a lap dance area. Nothing special going on here so don't expect too much. The small partitioned room has a camera and is monitored.
Barmaids are pleasant. All in all, not a bad local place to have a few beers and play some pool.

I went here because the were hiring. It wasnt that hard to find but it looked like an everyday bar. I passed it twice cause it didnt really look like a club. Went in and it was pretty dead. But thats was during the day. a couple dancers sitting in the corner talking and one customer who seemed engrossed in his beer. The manager was pretty nice but I ended up leaving quickly since it was just so dead. This club is in a residental area but even weirder pretty close to an asylum. which kinda made me nervous. Its kind of like a bar with the after thought of adding dancers. And it looks like it used to be a house at one point. I gave it a 4 only cause of the sleppy vibe it had.

This place just underwent a facelift. New paint on the walls, new owners, but same dancers and same atmosphere.

Dancers- 5-7 Mostly Brazilian, many with a few too many years on them
Atmosphere- 5-6 A dive but the beer is cold and its safe
Milage- 6 The dancers will flash for a buck but no dances available

Not the worst place I've ever been too but not worth a more than a short drive to get to.

Discovered from a dancer who works at a club called Pumps that this place is still opened. Apparently more evenings than day time. I told her I'd take a ride out to see her one day. The only problem, as some comments point out, it is out in the middle of no where. If the girls are allowed to perform here as they do at Pumps, it might be a half way pleasant evening. But from the looks of the place when I passed, I wouldn't expect too much. Would have to be primarily older Brazilian women, who can be fun. Will give an update after my visit - some day!!!!

Drove past this place today after a round of golf in the area. It was 3 in the afternoon on a Saturday and no one in sight. There was a large note on the door, but since I wasn't driving I didn't have the opportunity to stop in and find out what it said. Just for the hell of it I called the number above. Got an answering machine, but it did not identify where I was calling. When I'm in the area again I'll see if I can stop at the place and find out what the notice said-provided it is still there. Some of the vegitation around the place looked a little overgrown so no idea if this place is even in operation anymore. To be continued, at some point, I guess.

Leave this place to the locals. This place is basically two rooms, one with the bar and the other with a stage in the middle and tables along the walls. Dancers worked only that room the night I was there. As for the girls, they were 5-6 in the looks department at best, but they were friendly. You might get an occasional flash here, but that's the exception and not the rule.

Place is full of skanks - most of them don't speak English and all of them are older than your mother... with more stretch marks.

Avoid this dump at all costs!

This club is the definition of a hole in the wall. Seedy from the inside and out. Customers are local and are friendly for the most part. There are usually 3-4 dancers during the day. Typically one or two American girls and the rest Brazillians from the Newark area that are shipped in daily.
There are no lap dances, girls dance on a stage in the middle of the room and then circulate for tips. Occasional flash or stuffing of a dollar down the top but no real milage.

Dancers- 3-7
Atmosphere 3-4
Milage 2-4

I've driven by this place for 10 years, and finally had the time/inclination to stop in. I went on a Wednesday during the day. The scene: the entrance is on the side off the parking lot; I went 3/4 around the property before I realized the unmarked, weed-covered front door was "the" main entrance. Inside there's a foyer area with some game and tables, a jukebox, and the bathroom entrance. The main bar is U-shaped with about 12 stools.

The "stage" is at angle to the bar in an adjacent, but open, room with some additional tables. The stage itself sits about 4 inches off the ground. When I was there (again, day time in a fairly rural area), there were 2 customers, 1 bartender (female and kinda cute), 2 dancers, and 1 liquor salesman. The women danced for a song or 2, and then would walk up to the bar and solicit tips ($2-$3 at most), shake their ass a bit for you, maybe a little light touch, and maybe hike down their costumes a bit. Both dancers were easily 30+: 1 East European, the other basic East Coast girl. Decent to Nice bods on both.

Drinks were cheap, and they sell package goods (6-packs) to go as well. All in all, an OK place to kill an hour.