the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

Since I haven't commented on Titillations in quite some time, I thought perhaps an update was due. And the good news is - very little has changed! This is still one of the best places to stop on the way home from the office for a beer, late afternoons are busy with plenty of dancers, and a great happy hour special on drinks. Yes, of course, we're still talking about a typical NJ bikini bar, but it seems there is little that can ever be done to change our goofy laws here - revising strip joint laws to make them more liberal is hardly a hot topic. But this place has the feel of a regular neighborhood bar, those less so at night, when it can get fairly crowded. Definitely worth a visit if you are in the area, maybe even if you have to travel a bit. Quality of girls is high (disregard those who say otherwise), and it can be a fun place to hang out for an hour.

Made a trip here on a thursday about three weeks ago. Kind of disappointing. Only one girl that looked real good - the rest were just kind of blah. Other than the one I liked the rest of the girls tend to have no asses at all. More of the flat kind. I tend to like girls that have some junk in the trunk.
Question: do they have girls in this club that have nice popped out asses at all? It might have been the day and time I showed up, which was around 3PM. I'll try this place again one more time if there are just a few more girls that have the ass.

This is a regular spot for me Friday nights. Typically a nice array of dancers, although some of the Russians can be a bit pushy. A couple of pool tables are off to the side and some big screen tvs for whatever games are on. Bartenders are really cool as well. Upstairs they have a wonderful cigar lounge with sofas and leather chairs. Its actually one of the few places left in Jersey that allow smoking indoors.
Lapdances can be had downstairs in smaller booths downstairs or upstairs in larger rooms. Never had a dance downstairs, but upstairs you will have bar staff peeking in every now and then to make sure no hijinks is going on.
Overall its a cool place to chill out after work, the staff is great and the dancers are all attractive.

I stopped in last Friday night as I usually do. Overall the dancers were very attractive, but mostly Russian. I don't like Russian dancers no matter how good looking they are. They just run laps around the bar for tips. Linda the barmaid looked as good as ever. For the most part the club was busy. I guess as long as you don't tip every dancer every time they come around you will do ok. But if you tip them all every time around, you will be broke! I didn't get any dances this time. Usually you get only a good grind. But as with other clubs, the daytime is much better for privacy. Night time, too many managers peaking their heads into the booths.

I was heading into the city and thought I would get lunch. Place still rocks, even in the daytime. Everyone is friendly and willing to spend some time. The dollar parade is limited to the girls getting ready to leave the stage, so it is controlled. Only problem remains that he girls need to spend 1/2 hour on the stage and if the one you want to dance with just got on, it is an unreasonable wait. Especially if you do not have a lot of time. Otherwise great place to hand and the food is OK.

This club is great for eye candy and good, private lap dances. The girls are actually not
too aggressive about asking for dances but if you ask they will oblige. For 20 dollars each,
you go to a private cubicle. There is a mix of russian, german, and brazilian mostly in
their 20s. Everyone is friendly. The bonus is the upstairs private cigar lounge - which is great to
hang to have a cigar, watch sports, and mingle. The place is fun.

Have been there and the dollar parade is a given. However, if you are prepared for that, the women ARE friendly... and you can take them to the back for a curtained off (not too) pvt dance (near the pool tables). It's a relaxing time, good to hang out with buddies, get hit on by Russian and/or Latina chicks... why not?

Steady and very predictable. Staff is very friendly and the dancers always have a smile and a good word. Quality is moving higher, in my opinion, and dancers are getting friendlier.

Still a problem with dancers needing to be on the floor for 1/2 hour before they can do a dance. Sometimes it is too long a time to wait for a dance.

Stilll a good place to hang out.

It was a nice-looking, attractive enough club and all, but it's also one of those places where I felt that if they don't know you at all, they don't really try save for the barstaff. Either that or you have to be sitting close enough to the beginning of the stage door where it seemed to be easier to lasso dancers. The trickle-down theory doesn't really work well when it comes to strip clubs. But it's a perfectly well and good place to sit and watch...just don't expect to be overly accosted if you're sitting too far away.

I must say that I agree with the most recent reviews. I have been there twice in the last couple of weeks during the week. The girls are great looking - 7-10's. But they never approach you to chat or get a dance; you must ask them. That is a bit strange. And I agree that the regulars get all the attention.

The lap dance area is somewhat private but not really and definately YMMV by girl. I love the smoking area upstairs for a cigar and just to watch a ballgame. There are also private rooms up there for about $175/hr plus tip. Good atmosphere and great looking girls.



This is a GOOD club in my opinion. The girls are pretty good looking - about 7-8. The atmosphere is good - as there is a seperate "vip" area where anyone can go and have a drink. However, the management just got rid of some of the best dancers they had. Furthremore, they have only 4 lapdance "areas" with very little privacy - as people who are playing pool are always peeking in. Some of the girls are nice - but its not just a hangout place. I will give them this - the staff is EXCELLENT - they are nice, courteous and will help in any way then can. Also the music is almost always excellent. I would like to add one more thing - I would just wish that the lapdance area had a little more privacy.

Tittilations has the unique plus of being one of the few places left you can smoke inside in NJ, this alone adds to its score...

as far as the dancers go the place is huge and there are many adroable girls here, although I suspect being a regular is a huge benefit. The girls seemed to focus on a particular bunch of guys and mostly did the dollar cruise for the rest. Still many looked great on stage...not much special attention even though I had a good stack of $1 in front of me...left with most of my cash, always a strange thing at a strip club...

To some this would be ahigher rating but to me I give it a 5. Don't get me wrong, the place was very nice. bartenders were pretty. Even the girls were all 7-9. There was no cover. I was there on a monday night during Happy our. Buy 1 get 1 free. My biggest complaint was the amount of money you will spend quickly. There were about 7 girls on stage at once. They all dance a little around the stage and during that time they keep coming down for tips. Now this wouldn't be to bad if it was 1 or 2 girls at a time. But when you have about 7 girls on stage for about 20 min and they hit you up for min $3 a piece. Thats $63 a hr and thats before you even think about a $20 couch dance. I didn't opt for a couch dance cause I was told there was no touching by me from several girls. Maybe they have to say that on the floor so I don't know the truth. Not a bad place to some but I guess I'm just cheap. If you go with a buddy and like to shot pool I'm sure you'll save a fortune. There were several pool tables. There is also a small smoking lounge upstairs. Agin to some it might be a 7 or 8 but I guess I'm cheap and like a little touching. Women also weren't to personal. I like a little conversation sometimes. Just my opinion.

This is returning to be a great place to hang out. Everyone is very friendly and the afternoon dancers seem to be very, very friendly. The ladies come out about every 20 minutes for an half an hour on the floor. They dance for about 10 minutes and then "circle" the bar collecting tips. It is still a problem to get a dance if you do not ask very early in the dancers time on the floor. Once they are taken, they do not seem to have time to do more than one customer, two at most before they have to return to the floor.

That being said, the dancers are very "friendly" and well worth the $20 price.

Afternoons allow for a small waiting time for a booth to get a dance. I have not been thee in the evening, but I understnd the cigar bar is very nice nad the champainge dances are aslo very, very nice.

Great friendly neighborhood hangout.

It was a bit of a quest finding this place. I jotted down the directions wrong and almost ended up in New York going north. Then traffic was backed up going south so I exited the highway an exit or so farther north then optimum. I wandered around a bit until my strip club sense directed me to the place. At first glance, it doesnt' look too good. But when you continue down the side street, you see the entrance at the lower level. The neighborhood felt marginal but the area around the club was lit reasonably well and I was happy to see a security guard out there when I let. There were lots of nicer cars than my rental so it didn't worry me. It is a big club. There is a squarish bar surround and big stage. Dancers shuffle around on stage and then wiggle in front of you for a dollar. The music is just some sort of repetitive dance track that gets old after a while. The good news is that all of the dancers looked good. The bartenders were built and really hustled. It took a little while to figure out the system. It seems they are in the "pit" for 30 minutes and then have a break for 30 minutes. Only during the break can they do laps down stairs. I got a dance for a petite busty blonde who let my hands rove over ass and tits. She was nice. Problem was on a Thursday night there was a wait for on of the 4 booths. Then a Russian gave a nice dance. So I was happy with what was offered for $20. But I went from happy to annoyed. Here I was with money to spend and no dancers available. The onces not on stage were doing laps or waiting in line. I would gladly have rated this club higher but for one cardinal failing. I left with money in my pocket that I would have freely spent. If a dancer had been available. I wasn't going to be too picky but after waiting 20 minutes I gave up. Only if you do the $180 VIP do you get to take the dancer off stage. I would gladly pay $10 to the club to get a dancer out of the pit. Game plan for the future is to pick out a dancer and line up dances in advance.

I really enjoy this bar. I always have a great time. Bartenders are great and the dancers are pretty. I've never seen a fat girl yet! That's great.

I'm not quite sure why this club is rated as high as it is on TUSCL. I've definetely been to better, especially in Montreal and Providence, RI. That being said, I definetely had a good time. Dances are 20$ each, lots of touching. The "Upstairs" is supposed to be a more private experience, though all of the girls said that its pretty much the same as normal dances. Upstairs is 175 for 30 mins. Drinks are 4$ and 2 for 1 before 9pm.

Gets better every time I go. Found some new girls who are into fetish type things so they are my new favorites. Also lots of new chocolate bunnies also a favorite. The only bad this is alot of the girls there are over the hill. I have been seeing some of them for a good 5 or 6 years now. And they don't come with a new hustle always the same old shit.

Have not been back in awhile. Things are picking up. Everyone seems happier and the ladies are getting better. May be the lack of smoke?

Great atmosphere, but it can take awhile to get a dance. If the lady you want has just come out on the floor, it is at least 20-30 minutes before she can get off the floor and if you do not ask her first, you miss her till after her next shift. Maybe better at night, when there are more women dancing. Afternoons are a slight problem.

However, good dances, good looking women, nice place.

past few reviews pretty much dead on. i was here just this saturday a few good looking girls very friendly. i felt a lil pushed for money from the one puerta rican girl Tisha i think her name was. but there was this great redhead gina there wow what great dancer she was behind closed doors. I'll definatly go back ffor another visit. just aviod the bathroom What a Mess!!! other wise do stop in.

I love this place. It has the neighborhood bar feel, like you could just go in for a beer and a few games a pool..oh and by the way there are really hot girls dancing too.

The stage is L-shaped, and the bar is huge and wraps around the stage. there is no place to sit other than the bar, so it is almost impossible to avoid the dollar parade unless you are playing pool or a video game. Tons of great looking girls. There are a lot of foreigners, mostly bazilian and russian, but there are also american girls. Keep your eye out for the americans, most are smokin hot. I particularly love Tabitha, but she is very difficult to get into the lap dance area since she is so busy. Dances are 20.00 and to go upstairs to the champagne room with a girl will cost at least 200.00 for 30 min.

This place is one of the best places in North Jersey. Has been refered to as having a "Cheers" type atmosphere. There is a huge bar downstairs that has 4 semi private dance rooms where most people gather but there is also an upper level with a cigar/martini lounge also with dance rooms. There are also several pool tables downstairs. The majority of dancers are great looking and friendly as well. Mix of American/Brazil/Russian women to choose from. Happy hour is one of the best around and a good menu.

For the second Friday night in a row, I headed to Titillations with looking for a good time. I have spent a lot money there as a regular in the past. To make a long story short, I was treated like a piece of $hit.

Most of the girls that work at this club are flat out nasty! And the amazing thing is that the management lets them get away with ripping off customers and treating them like dirt. You don't come to a strip club with a wad of money to get abused and that has been my experiece at this dump.

Stopped by with a buddy last Tue night. Interesting directions which had us driving through the Home Depot parking lot. Talent was definitely higher than other places we've visiited in the area. We managed to avoid the tip parade by playing pool. After a while, we attempted to get some lapdances. Unfortunately, it was almost closing and the two dancers we approached already had someone lined up. Will have to return to see if the dances will bump up the ratings. There is also mention of a cigar bar we're interested in checking out one of these days.

Great club. Lots of hotties. Major complaints: long wait for lapdance booths.. I waited for one favorite for at least 2 hours before I decided to go with another girl. Anyone have any info on Klimax. I have heard she was good but can't seem to secure a dance from here. She goes right into the VIP or LD booths when she is done on stage and is there all set. Must be good..

Thursday afternoon around 12:30. Club just opened and it is very, very quiet four dancers working the poles and slowly walking around the bar. Every one a solid 7 IMO.
I usually like this place for the energy, but it was really missing. The dancers just "walked" through their shifts and then paraded around the bar to pick up dollars.
The one dancer I did ask for a dance responded with " I just dance, other girls do more, but I don't want to get arrested".
No one else asked for a dance and I was gone after a dull 45 minutes.

Not the usual for this place, but things might be changing.

I haven't commented on Titillations in a while, but it is safe to say that it is still one of the best places to spend your dollars on the NJ scene. It is a great place for eye candy (of course NJ's laws prevent seeing much more). But as always at this club, most girls have a great attitude, and seem to enjoy themselves. For those that like the private dances, there are semi-private spaces, and of course, girl's attitudes vary. But this continues to be a great neighborhood place to stop - never sorry I've visited!

This club is the best during their happy hours. Drinks are half priced and that is significant. You can drink a beer and shot a game of pool for the same price as being in an Irish Pub. Plus you have the hottest girls and some of the best friction dances in Northern New Jersey. This is the best place.

girls are hotter than anywhere else i have been. all look good not just a few... and the girls dont stand in front of you every two seconds waiting for dollars. bartenders are great and very hot looking -
yana is one of the hottest dancers i have ever seen and what a sweet intelligent girl. two for one drink specials
and good crowd .. everyone is there to have a good time.
dont waste your money elsewhere.


A few weeks ago I made my bimonthly tour of my 3 favorite Bloomfield/Paterson clubs - Titillations, Clancy's and Johnny's.

I usually go late Saturday afternoon (five to six) so miss most of the day shift, my loss. I was at Titillations around six and the day girls were just about gone this day. Out of the dressingroom came a beautiful, dark haired woman with a perfect body (small upstairs, that's perfect for me!) She sat at the end of the bar near the pool tables and just had a cup of coffee - talked to no one. She looked SoAm, but found out later her name was Natasha, so who knows?

After a while I realized this was the beginning of her shift. She soon went out on stage, danced a couple and then started her dollar parade. When she reached me I asked her for a dance. She said "now?", I said OK and off we went.

Sadly, the dance was pretty cold and mechanical although I was able to roam anywhere I wanted. She did ZERO roaming herself, however. Like a fool, thinking the second would be better we did another one. Not better at all.

I chalked it up to this being the start of her shift and she wasn't "warmed up" yet - if I'm there later in the evening and see her I might give her another shot.

The rest of my visit was pretty good - good looking women and relatively cheap beers - and the Mets won!!!



I went to this club Sunday afternoon and found it be great. During the happy hour each beer you buy will be accompanied by a free one. For a strip club this is fantastic. All of the dancers were very young and very pretty. In the beginning of the day they were for the most part Russian. But as the day went on more and more Brazilians went to work. I got my first dance from a Ukranian, very pretty. The dance was half hearted. When the song ended She asked me if I wanted a nother dance. My answer was no. I later got a dance from a young pretty Russian named Christiana. The dance was great so I go two follow-ons. The club is very nice and very clean. The only problem is limited parkig. I would highly recommend it

Nothing great. The girls today were almost all Russian, which generally means they're pretty to look at, they don't deliver much mileage, and they unfortunately- smell. It was still early in the day (they open at 3, I was there at 4) and the girls I saw and danced with were, well, stinky! Girls were all kinda listless and disinterested. Not doped up, just didn't care. The dance space is weird, too. Nice cubicles to get dances in, but the tops are open and right behind you are two guys playing pool! I don't want to hear his pool chatter, and smell his smoke, while I'm getting a dance. Let the pool players have their place, the dance customers get ours. A little separation, please. Place is clean, feels safe, and the prices were reasonable. Upstairs opens 8pm. Didn't see that part. If you can't get down to Playhouse, then it's not bad. But it's not great, either.

This is a great club with a friendly neighborhood feel. Dnacers are usually smoking, and while some are genuinely having a good time, some are clearly there for your dollar...and those come around the bar A LOT.
Drink prices are reasonable for a strip club, and they have lap dnaces for $20. I only got one dance, but it was good with solid grindage. I'm sure that depends on the girl, though. I give the place an 7 for 2 main reasons: 1st) Parking is on the street and it is a pain in the ass b/c the place is usually packed. 2nd) Some of the girls that asking for dollars are completely dissinterested in what they are doing...which really is a shame b/c there are some real cool down-to-earth girls here.
The bartenders are real nice (and hot) as well.
Enjoy!