the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Stopped by Mark's after work to grab a beer and see some titties.... This place is a cool place to visit if you in the area. Its topless, girls are usually above average. Absolutly no contact but they run specials like two for tues day. two dollar cover and two dollar beers. Againg great place to kill some time or a couple of beers. I would not make a special trip but if your in the Manchester area check it out. Depending on the girls on they usually aren't extreamly friendly unless their soliciting a dance...

Went on a wed nite $5 cover. Drinks were average price ($6 for a beer) The talent was slightly chunky, but hey. Not too many options if your looking for a SC on NH. LDs were $25 they run 2 for 1s every now and again. Didn't see anything I liked, got out relatively quick. Spent $100 Theyve got bands next door. If you want to see a band there, you can beat the SC cover. Its a good way to spend a wed nite, unless the sox are on TV.

It's been awhile but I stopped in on a recent Wed. for a few beers. If you mention that you heard their ad on rock 101 they will not charge you a cover. I was a little hesitant on stopping in as I hear they lost their liquer license a couple of times for surving the dancers. All was well and the bar was up and running, Talent has not changed it is consistantly younger college type girls no real attitudes to deal with. Typical over priced beers unless you go on tues and usless air dances but still a cool place to grab a few beers if you passing thru.....

amaetuer night is always a good time. cheap on wed nights, well worth the drive for those in southern nh. im from nashua and id give it a thumbs up. the woman are average though to say the least, there have been some very pretty dancers that have worked there including a few of my friends. make sure to tip well and you will be rewarded.

I don't live too far from this place so I stop by periodically. I would have to agree with some of the other posts that some of the girls are some what disinterested. Don't expect anything special at this club. Go on tuesday when they have 2.00 beers. See some titties and have a few beers. No other fun to have here. The girls are attractive. I can't remember ever seeing a girl less than a 7. some real tits, some fake, and occasionally a headliner.

Large spacious room with three stages. Pole dances I saw were not anything special. Announcements in room were difficult to hear yet somehow also very irritating. I came on "Dream Team" Saturday, in which patrons select dancers for 3 songs of lap for a reduced price and a t-shirt. Beware that some dancers will stop promptly at the end of the third song even if she doesn't start well into the songs. In my experience my dancer was cold and impersonal. Many dancers there when I attended were very young and may be too young for some tastes. Dancer/patron ratio was very high, but most dancers appeared disinterested in working very much for their business. Lap dances are given in booths in corner alongside other patrons - to me this felt awkward. Not a lot of real breasts that I could tell. Bartender was not very knowledgeable. I'm hardly a connoisseur and went here for my second experience after a very fun first one in a vegas club, but for what it's worth I would not recommend this place.

A formerly fine establishment has fallen on hard times. Gone are the days when the dancers at Mark's were uniformly among the most attractive dancers in New England. Equally disappointing are the attitudes that these ladies bring to their work. Little heat, little presentation, little personality. There are still a few highlights but of the 15 or so that I saw on a recent visit only 2 perhaps 3 met Mark's formerly high standard. Most were overweight, did little or no pole work, made no effort to connect with the audience while on stage, and "danced" on stage with all the energy of a coma victim.

Lap dances were perfunctory with little heat as well.

I don't know what internal or external issues have brought this about. But I hope that Mark hears the wake up call and returns the bar to his formerly high standard.




For NH Mark's Showplace is not too bad. The club is large, and the wait service is not too pushy. Music is Ok. The paper towel machine in the bathroom is very stingy. You have to stand there for while to get provide enough towels to dry you hands.

The women wear clear pasties (latex), which looks like Elmer's Glue when it dries. The dancer cannot removed their thongs. I have seen dancers pulled off the stage for showing too much between the legs.

Some of the drinks are cheap on $2.00 Tuesdays, which is $2.00 cover, $2,00 for American beer and single liguor well drinks. The private dances are two for the price of one ($15.00). This is the most crowded night. The best deal is the t-shirt dance where you get three dances plus a T-shirt for $20. No feature dancers at this club.

The talent level is 6-9's, mostly in the 6-7 range. Most of the women and young and white. Not too much variety in terms of racial makeup. The dancers are not too agressive in terms of solicting a private dance. Sit at a table with an open seat if you want them to join you. The dancers do not solict drinks.

Private dances are minimal contact. Some are better than others, but this is not Providence, RI. Spend more $$ and slightly more contact.

Hadn't stopped by in a while so after work on friday I gave it a shot. I usually stop by on tuesday for the two dollar cover and two dollar beers so I was a little disapointed with the five dollar cover and six dollar beers. But I made the best of it and hung ou and watched some titties. The girls here vary but there are many college type/ aged girls some who are enthusiatsic and some who less then enthusiatic. Any way the bathrooms are clean, beers are cold, too dark for my taste and there is an absolute no touch policy here even in the private dance area. Think I will stick to tuesdays to stop by and unwind...

Marks Showplace is definitely a good time, fun and friendly atmosphere and beautiful women! They have a rock club next door with billiards and a small boutique for the ladies too, so on most nights you might catch a great rock show and see some great dancers all in one shot. Costs are pretty reasonable, but if you're not drinking expect to pay 3-4 dollars for just a small cup of soda. The club is nice, fairly good sized and comfortable. There are 3 stages, the large main stage in the middle and 2 smaller stages at either side, and when I went there all 3 stages were being used so you had your choices. The waitstaff was friendly, and the girls (both the dancers as well as the servers) would come and sit right next to you and ask you about your day. There are more private areas of the club too so if you're shy you can catch a great dance without being in the center of it all. I saw one dancer leave the main stage after her act and then go to the smaller stage to the left (left if you're sitting directly facing the main stage) and do a dance for only about 3 guys, so much more personal. The music is good, great variety and not too loud and annoying to give you a total head ache.
Security isn't so bad, they're not all over you but they're very strict about safety...which actually makes you feel safe knowing nobody will try anything stupid there. I passed my friend a rolled up dollar bill walking into the club and he stuck it in his pocker, within 2 minutes he had security taking him outside asking "what was passed to him and why he was concealing it" but we didn't mind because they weren't overly "tough guys" or being mean.

As for the dancers.....stunning. Incase you've never been, the girls wear teeny tiny micro thongs and small clear pasties over their nipples and until you're up close you can hardly tell. I've seen dancers who can dance but haven't a clue how to work a pole...we saw a girl who just started, yes we had the pleasure of seeing her dance on her first night ever dancing and she knew the pole better than some strippers I have seen at other clubs working for much longer. So maybe they give them good lessons, not sure, all I know is the dancing is great. The girls are so friendly, and polite. When they compliment you it's different than the flirting you get at most clubs, you know most girls are just trying to take your money but these girls appeared very genuine and real, they smiled and laughed and played with you so you felt like you were having a good time and not just being smoothed over for your cash.
Over all I would say this is a great place to go for a great time any night of the week!




Good looking ladies, friendly atmosphere, close to Manchester and Nashua. Great place for a fun night. Costs are reasonable, no pressure to drink or get privates. Two for Tuesday even better, if you can get there on that day. Friday is great for a quick lunchtime visit, and you can also play pool or listen to a band when they are playing (check the website).

I have been to many strip clubs in the area (VT, MA, NH, RI) and this ranks as one of the best. The other one I liked a lot was Matthew's but since that one has closed this one has taken over as my number one. If you live in NH, you should give it a try.

If you want to be touching a girl for pay, this is not the place, as no touching is strictly enforced. For a little local fun, though, this place is great.

Talent here has stayed satus quo, visited on their two for tuesday. Great place to have a quick few beers and see a little skin. I've been on other nights and thers not too much difference. Marks is pretty well lit and girls tend to hand with friends or regulars.They have a couple of stages so its usually not crowded. Wouldn't drive too far to make an appearance, all air dances and it's just topless... I gave it a 7 for the cheap beers on tuesday...

northern new england is a great place to live but the question emerges--where do you go to see some nice skin? i suppose one could go to hooters but how much fried food can you stand? so mark's is a nh tittie bar, not that that says terribly much. there is really no point in a private dance there...it's pure nh air. so if you are passing through, you can give mark's a try, just as long as you calibrate your expectations accordingly.

Stopped in at Marks for one beer on thursday. They advertised three dollar cover and I thin the beers (coors light) were 3.75. They had about 20 girls there a few dancing at a time. They ranged from 5-10. Very smokey, I smelt like a cigarette when I left after one beer. Great place to stop by and have a beer or two and look at some titties....

Boring, Boring, boring. The girls were blah, the place needs a ventalization system and the drinks are too expensive. On top of that there is a 10 dollar cover which is not too high until you get bored 30 minutes and leave.

This glitzy, expensive-looking club is in a wealthy suburb of Manchester. How they slipped it by the locals is a mystery, but it's in a completely safe area, and nothing will happen to your car while you're inside.

Inside, the warehouse sized building is divided into the club in one half, and a pool room in the other. Cover on weekday afternoons is five bucks. The strip club has three stages intermingled with small tables that all have three or four chairs; most of the seating is at the stages, or the large bar that occupies most of one wall. The girls are highly variable in looks, but there are usually alot about, and at least one or two nine to tens.

That's where the good news ends. Private dances are in a spacious area closed of from the club itself by partitions. They are all air. No touching allowed, and this is enforced by a very large angry looking man who will watch the whole thing from start to finish, at the entrance of the private room. Dances are twenty bucks, and no more than a close stage dance with fewer people around you.

Not a bad place, but if it doesn't liven up it won't rate above a six.

I was in the area of the Manchester Airport Thursday night, so I decided to give New Hampshire’s only real strip club a try. (I can’t really consider the creepy-looking peep show place by the nuke plant a true club.) Unfortunately I ended up regretting my decision.

Arriving at the club, I was amazed to find a full parking lot with a cop directing traffic. I ended up parking on the side road and walking back to the club. There was a long line to get in, and everyone had to stop to get their ID’s checked and pay the $3 cover. The strip club is part of a much larger complex that also includes a billiard parlor and a small concert stage. A hard rock band was playing that night, and many people in the crowd were wandering between the music and the strip club. Lots of couples there, and even a small group of women were enjoying themselves.

The strip club itself is basically arranged as one giant rectangle, with one central runway stage and two smaller stages. The bar is on a long side of the rectangle, and there’s a separate “beer barrel” area if you prefer reaching into a cooler to get your bottle. There were typically three or four dancers on stage at a time. It was also amateur night, and two club dancers continued to dance on the small stages while the amateurs took the main stage. In terms of looks the girls were all over the map, though I didn’t see many obvious boob jobs.

Had a very strange thing happen soon after I arrived. The club was very busy, and there weren’t any open seats at the stages and virtually none anywhere else. Finally, after a few minutes, I found an empty seat at a corner stage. When I sat down and plunked down a dollar for the dancer, she refused to come over. Apparently that part of the floor was too slippery for her. What?! I just took my dollar, got up and left. What’s the point?

Boston-area readers will remember places like the Golden Banana on Route 1, smoky clubs where nude women paraded around but kept a fair distance. (At least they were nude, not just topless.) This place had the same vibe for me. It was really busy, really smoky, and people seemed content just to look at the stage and make loud conversation. While this place might have done it for me fifteen years ago, I’ve found so many better places in New England to spend my money since then. There just didn’t seem any way of getting much attention at this club. Private dances seemed out of the question too, given the crowds and the number of available dancers. I can tolerate a smoky club too…as long as there are good private dances involved!

I spent a total of $7 at this club Thursday night…$3 for the cover, $3 for a plastic cup of soda and a $1 tip to the barmaid. That should say something. Granted, it was amateur night and there was a concert in the other room. Maybe I’m not being a fair judge here, but I’d be lying if I said I had a good time. New Hampshire deserves better than this.

Ok there are two different ways to look at this club. 1.) Compared to Providence\Las Vegas\Montreal 2.) New Hampshire.

1.) Compared to those three places, mark's sucks. The dances are $20 each, and the girls do those a mile high. The chicks are pushy too, once they sense money its all over, they harass you for the rest of the night.

2.) If you look at it through what i affectionately call "Boston Goggles", This place isnt all that bad. There is a good bar, usually with some pretty decent drink specials. The girls are hot. And in general its a good place to kick back, relax and enjoy the scenary.

Look, you arent going to find high mileage dances here, but its still a good bar.

I dropped by this club to kill some time before a flight. The building is fine and resonably clean. Fairly large for most clubs. There were 4 girls dancing when I was there. THe dancers were 6 to 7's. One of the dancers had some life in her and came out to talk. 2 were just hanging out with their college friends. One just sat at the bar. This place had the feel that it may be a really fun place when a crowd was big. There were ads for local bands playing there on some weekends. I assumed that the dancers were still dancing during these shows based on the ads. This was a fine place to kill some time and have a drink but I was not impressed that is a place for great dancer experiences. When the place was rocking, and it looked like it may at times, it could be a different story.

What to do when stuck overnight in Manchester? Mark's appears to be the only strip club in New Hampshire. On a weeknight there were a number of good-looking girls, many younger and thinner, and no one really scary-looking. But all you'll do is look... stage dances are pretty good, in that respect, but PDs are strictly no contact in either direction. On the plus side, there's a great poolroom next door. Next time, I'll go there first.

The standard here have pretty much stayed the same. I think the girls are good looking 7-9, not a bad place to go for a few beers when they run drink specials. The private dances are a waste if you expecting anything but an air dance as that is all the law here allows.Over all not a bad place to go for a beer and watch the girls dance,

The only reason this doesn't get a "1" from me is because the women are beautiful. Having spent a lot of time in Detroit and Texas, I may be a little spoiled, but damn, NO CONTACT sucks!!! $20 no-contact dances and g-strings and expensive drinks and an $8 cover means I'm not a fan.

Went to Mark's last night. Very big place and nowhere to park. I finally got in and there was no place to sit. This was Tuesday with $2 cover, $2 beer and 2 for 1 LD.
Sounds great, doesn't it. The women with very decent, maybe 5 to 7 for the most part.
Very little silicone with 1 exception. Still sound great. I say for 1 1/2 hours and was only approached by 1 girl. They stick with regulars or boyfriend and don't make any money. Finally the 34G, yes that's right G girl comes up to me and asks if I want a dance. I had to try 1 at least at these prices. Almost all air for 2 dances. Her breasts never even toughed me or even my face. I won't call it a rippoff because there is no where else to go. Just don't get struck in NH.

Took the wife for her birthday and had a good time. If you can not drive to Providence for the actions down there, this is the best club in the area. Girls are cute and friendly. The atmosphere is unpressured and relaxing. Nice place visit and gaze at the lovelies.

Went by on a Tues night, gave this place an 8 because girls are cute, mostly of the college type, and the beers on tues are 2.00 with a 2.00 admission. Didn't partake in any private dances as there is a strict no contact rule.

Visited Mark's Showplace last weekend (10-08-2005) as part of the last hurrah my buddy had as a bachelor. I knew that it was in New Hampshire, so I did not have my expectations too high. The place has three stages where the ladies perform. It is basically a topless joint with a VIP room. You'll have to get details on the VIP room (I guess it is where the table dances go down) from somebody else; nobody in our party chose to indulge. One's experience in Mark's Showplace will depend very strongly upon what one finds attractive. For those who like flava with some bubble in the right places, makin' it clap, droppin' it like it's hot, poppin' the coochie and doing buck wild $h!t, this spot ain't for you. If you perfer narrow hips, little or no a$$, very slim (I am tempted to say "partially anorexic" here), occasional (very obvious) implants, general western european appeal, and no poo-poo to view, this might be your place. Hey, like I said, it was New Hampshire. As a matter of fact, when I asked one of the young ladies (the only one who looked as if she had just a little flava - possibly Middle Eastern or Italian) if there were any after-hours spots, she said, after looking at me like I was crazy, "Come on, of course not. This is New Hampshire - what do you expect?" Oh, by the way, I was asking that question about after-hours as the place was closing down at 1:00 AM. Yes that's right, 1:00 AM. In this case however, 1:00 AM was not too soon, so the bachelor and the best man could not get into any trouble. One interesting note: The waitresses line up at the door with their little serving tray as the patrons file out at the end of the night. I don't know if they were waiting for a tip or something (they had money on the trays), but since I did my business with the bartenders, I did not give them any dough. Must be a New Hampsire thing, I guess.

Peace.

I went here at 7 PM on a Thursday, and it was rather quiet, there seemed to be only about three girls around. At that time only the main stage was being used. By 8 PM the place started to fill up, with more guys as well as more dancers, and they started to use the two smaller stages. The dancers were pretty, mostly 6-8, generally on the thin side. They did not seem overly anxious, I almost had to chase them down. Instead of minging with the customers, they seemed to group together.
Dances are a fixed $15. I don't know if they have 2-4-1's, but the saongs are longer than I am used to elsewhere. I got a pleasant dance from Martina, despite the NH rules that kept my hands at my sides, and rather little contact.
All in all, it's a nice club, as long as you just like looking. I'll be back.

Swung by on Tuesday night..... great variety of dancers, lots of young college type girls.... very friendly for the most part. I noticed that the sports bar connected to the show place now hold texas holdem tournments on fri and sat..... Will have to try and make one of those nights....

When the other night since the connected club has Texas Hold-em poker tourneys each Friday and Saturday. Played in the tourney, lost, came and looked at nice dancers for a couple of hours, went home. Nice, relaxing place to go and watch good looking gals take off their clothes. Higher with different rules but not too bad for NH.

I went to this club on an early Friday afternoon. It's the only day of the week they open early. It was fairly quiet but not dead at this time. I was impressed with the female entertainment. Every one of the 10 or so dancers was good looking. I would gladly have a private dance with any of them although there was not much variety. 7 of the 10 were white, thin, and blond.

I did get a $15 private dance with the only brown hair girl of the bunch. It's in a walled off area in front of the DJ booth. Not private and no contact. That is the big downside of this place. NO contact.



Well, I guess now I can say I've visited over 30% of the clubs in New Hampshire! I drove up to Marks on a Thursday evening about 9:30. The cover was $7 which I guess is higher than normal because every Thursday is amature night. After paying and getting a beer from a very enthusiastic hostess at the beer stand I turned around to face the stage and was dumbfounded by the site of a girl of at least 18 stone (thats a polite way of saying a bit over 250 lbs) frolicking on the stage. I thought maybe I had made a mistake driving up from Mass, but I had a fresh beer so I settled in to see what would be next. I was reassured when I realized this gal was amature contestant #1. Contestants 2 and 3 were much better, although the "professional" girls were all hotter.

Marks is a large clean club with a fanatically friendly, attractive and plentiful wait staff. I had almost as much fun flirting with the waitresses as watching the dancers. There were about 15 dancers on duty ranging from 6 to 9. One gal had ourtageously oversized cannons and many were down right cute. They ran a T-shirt special where the girls came on stage with a Marks T-shirt and would sell it to you for $20, which of course obliged them to take it off. I didn't buy a shirt since bringing home a strip club shirt from a bussiness trip doesn't go over too well with the home team. The gal on stage near me was really hot and had a large sleevless tank style shirt on. Dancing with the shirt on was better than off because her boobs would slip out of the arm holes and it was actually sexier than the standard topless dance.

The table dance area is in a walled in area in front of the DJ. I was offered a dance for $15 with no contact. I passed on the dance because it looked like a well patroled area and I couldn't see much benefit in a private dance over watching the stage. There is no pressure from the girls for dances, but everyone seemed friendly and willing. One of the advertised specials was two fer Tueaday - $2 cover, $2 beer and 2-4-1 dances. Marks is a nice friendly place, but I may not make the drive up from Mass again.

Went over the long weekend during some of the rain. Girls were beautiful, but didn't seem too enthused to be working over the long weekend. I'll stick to going on Tuesdays when the drinks are 2 bucks.

Went to Mark's last Friday. Closest place to my home. I've been going there for the last 4 or 5 years, usually on Friday afternoons (wife restriction). I've reviewed Mark's before, and still find it a great place to go. Although NH law keeps contact restricted, it still is a fairly good time. Great looking, friendly women. One dancer named Sky (who has danced for me before) was especially cool. I don't know why I haven't done it before, but I want to add Sky to my 'preferred' list. As long as this club has women like Sky, Bianca, and Shane, I'll keep coming back (and not just because it's the only club close to home).

Went here on a Monday night which is unusual for me becasue I usually go on tues when there are 2 dollar beers. Pleasant surprise... rock 101 was there and were offering 1 dollar admission. place was slower than normal but had a few beers and enjoyed the sights.

Went last Monday night. Not too bad. 6-8 girls to choose from. I always pass on the private dances since it is New Hampshire and the not touching rule is in effect. Nice eye candy and realitively inexpensive night out for a strip club.

I like this club. I'm not sure why, but I do. $5 cover to get in. 3.75 for small plastic cup of coke. The place always seems to be empty at least when I go. The lap dances are $15 Mostly air though. But the talent is very good. I got a couple of lap dances from Torey. At first I thought she was going for the Tory Spelling look, but she said she was going for the Jenna Jamison look. Once she pointed it out, it was true. Her face looked a lot like JJ. Of course a sc, is one place where I don't HAVE to look at her face. And what a nice figure she had. Guess thats why I didn't get to her face. Whatever, ld was very nice. 6-8 girls, most chatting w/ customers. Service is a little slow, But I'll probably go back next time I need a fix.

Mark's is a nice, clean club. All the girls are young and nice looking. Most are very friendly and enjoy where they are working. Drink price during happy hour are about 4 bucks, but don't forget to tip!

Layout is spaceous, 3 stages, mian stage and 2 sattlelight stages. There is a nice bar area that is off limits to the girls, so you'll need to sit out on the floor if you want to spend time with any of the girls. Mark's is topless only.



The girls are hot and friendly. it's new hampshire so they're also a little bored and sick of the mullett heads with no cash. a litttle cash goes a long way towards making friends in there and they don't hustle you too bad for dances, they just ask politely and almost make it seem as if they're doing it because they like you (some truth to that but they're still working)

The best club in NH (actually the only club I have found in NH). I went there on a Thursday afternoon at 5pm. Only 4 girls working. Not crowded at all but enough guys sitting around the main stage to make the girls happy. VIP dances are all air. Nice place. If the private dances were better, the club would get a higher rating.

Although my favorite club is Platinum Plus in Portland, ME, this is my standby. Only 20 minutes down the road. Other than the expected restriction of touch, it's generally a good time. I don't know how this place is when it's busy, as I can only get down there on Friday afternoons (wife problem). Anyway, even though it's the only game 'in town', it is a nice operation. The women (in my opinion) run 7-9, and are accomodating within club limits. I would reccommend this club to anyone in NH. I particularly reccommend table dances from Shane or Bianca. My personal favoites!

Went to this club for the second time. It was a little better than I'd remembered. The girls seemed friendlier and the music was better. The dances were only so-so and the girls were between 6-8. Met a woman named Crystal who gave a good dance.

Here I go again, a review on an old stand by. Went on a Tuesday as I normally do, because there is a two dollar cover, two dollar beers and two for one table dances. Although I didn't take part in the table dances as they are your typical MA air dance, actually better than your three foot rule, but still absolutly no touching. Alot of guys do take advantage of the two for one dances, i think most of them are regulars. If you are interested in a good MA air dance try crystal or innocence. Normally won't catch me at this place on a regular night paying full price cover and full drink price, but a bargian on Tuesdays.

Went to my old stand by the other day. It's just too convient, otherwise i have to drive an hour to a MA club. Not much have changed, two for tuesday is still best deal aournd, 2 cover, 2 beers, and two for one table dances. Couple of dancers to look for Summer if you like enhanced boobs and crystal if you like natural, both are great entertainers.