the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

This is full nude with alcohol. It's about 1-2 miles north of downtown, across from Jerry's Nugget. Its very clean and lots of hot girls. Medium sized club with one large stage in the middle. Dance prices are the about the same as the mega-clubs. Me and my girlfriend have been going here for years and like it more and more all the time.
The girls are not as pushy here as the mega-clubs. They are open from 5pm-5am.

I got a free pass on the strip so visited this place.

Just FYI, there are guys on the strip passing out free passes to various night clubs and strip clubs. You need to give them a tip so I got some tickets and gave them $5. I got passes for palomino, treasures and saphires.

I drove and visited this place about 9 pm on a friday night. the place was pretty crowded but there were a few tables open. there were around 8 or 9 girls working. girls ranged from 3 to maybe 7, no real lookers. nice to see the girls dancing nude unlike other lv clubs that have alcohol.

I had a couple of lap dances from 2 different girls, in the corners you may be able to get some decent contact lap dances with some "hands on" action but usually hard because there are bouncers walking around the area. Not as much hustle to get you to the vip areas as other clubs.

upstairs there is another stage and bar area and they have men dancing (for the women I hope), no sure which nights the men come in and I don't care anyway.


Overall, this is a nice place to visit but kind of out of the way, you really need to rent a car to visit. I doubt I would pay to cab it to get here, IMHO much better clubs in the city and closer to the strip with much more talent and girls working.




Two things had declined about the Pal since my last visit: the DJ and the drinks at the bar.
I had a Monster energy drink last time, but it was dropped in favor of something less satisfying. The new DJ doesn't use the lighting system as well as the old one. Also, the stripper I liked the previous time wasn't there this time.
That's all the bad news. The good part is that I met a blonde there who was terrific and exciting in the VIP room.
Nothing too crazy happened, but it was obvious that she was incredibly horny, just judging from all the moaning going on as soon as a little light grinding started. She's from out-of-town, but I've already arranged to meet her again this month.
I will say that the Pal doesn't have a lot of good-looking women. In two trips, I only saw 4-5 girls I'd consider having an LD with, but I met one outstanding one each time and that's all you need to be happy.

The only value anyone seems to see in this club is being able to drink while seeing nude dancers. That's lost on me, as I won't drink and drive. But the Palomino still had its attractions.
The first was no cover charge, granted after submission of a non-Nevada drivers license. The girl at the door did say there was a 2-drink minimum, though. The hustle factor was pretty high. I was immediately attracted to the girl on stage when I walked in, and she turned out to be the one I'll go back to see.
The Pal offers a 3/$100 deal of nude dances in the VIP. The first stripper I went back with immediately demanded a tip for touching, but there really wasn't much contact.
Stripper #2 was the one on stage and she was a lot more personal.
Stripper #3 was really pushy. She's also pretty hefty, so watch out for her. Not worth it at all.
I went back the next day and Stripper #2 wasn't there, but another good-looking girl called her and told her to get to work as fast as possible, so it was another good day.
The girl who made the call was not as pushy as the other two in the VIP area, but still not as good as #2. I'll be back soon and expect to sample a few others.


We Valet parked(a couple) and really like going here to watch the nude show and have a drink. Cover is $20 per. We have always gotten them to comp my wife. This time they wouln't so we headed to one of the nude soda joints!!Best line here is they don't endlessly harrass you for laps and vip dances if you tell them you are just there for the show.

Our October 07 trip the girls were great and we were even tempted to get a vip from one. but it got late.

The place is ok clean. Decor is old style Vegas. We found the drink service to be one of the best. Drinks for crown and coke were 8 bucks, pretty par for a strip club.
Alot of good seats here without sitting at the stage.
Upstairs is a seperate lounge/dance area. Men dancers the night we were there.
Most girls here were 6 or 7 with a few 8.. & one tepmting 9.

The thing to get used to most here is the part of town your in. North Las Vegas is not the same as the strip. You might feel uncomfortable driving or cabbing here. You are safe. If driving I recommend the valet,well worth it. This club is a great side trip while in town. We heard from other couples that alot can be negotiated in the VIP rooms for reasonable money.



This is the only "All Nude" clubs in Las Vegas that can legally serve alcohol. The reason it is alone in this is that it was "grandfathered" in many years ago. This is a great place to stop and reminds me of the "Old Vegas". I'll bet some of the famous characters of the underworld frequented this place back in the heydays.
I gave it a rating of 8 for it's uniqueness. If you want a sweet young muffin staring you in the face then plan on arriving by 8 and sit up front.
I've also actually found that after midnight too will afford you some great views and a lot of feminine attention. Point of information; if you're tactful enough you might be able to negotiate some late night discounts on a couch dance (it is important to compliment and sweet talk her first). Make your negotiation after at least the second round that you buy her!
Note that this place is not cheap and that you have to pick through the stable to find that one diamond in the ruff. But if you find one and have the knack for conversation you'll find a good time at the Palimino.

This is one of the few nude clubs in Las Vegas that serve alochol. I believe it is technically outside of Las Vegas county, where the rules are a little relaxed.
Reached here on a saturday around 11.00pm. Did not get a good feel about the club the minute we entered. It was a dark and dingy and felt like we had entered a bad brothel. The bouncer seated us on the bottom level and told us that we were free to roam about after we had ordered our drinks.

There was a dancer on stage - a little older than what I am used to - but she was performing well. The crowd around the stage was older and hard-core - all business, no fun! We sat for about 2 dances and then decided to take trip to the second level.

The second level was split in 2 sections - one with a small stage and lap dance booths and the other was for private lap dances. The crowd was a little lesser and the ambience a little better. The dancers were mostly 6-8, but were very friendly. We spent about an hour and then left as the experience was getting to be a buzz kill.

The crowd + ambience of this club seemed more serious than our likes. We decided to head to more familiar grounds - CH2 and Spearmint Rhino.

Was not impressed with the Palomino. Went the last week around 9 pm with a group 5 by cab. Cover was $ 30.00 per. because we came by cab the door guy said. After a bit we cut a dill for $15 each. Now for the club if small and very dark. Dancer were mostly black and not very good looking even in the dark. Went there last year and it was very good and was let in by the door girl for free and the dancers were very good. Was this a bad night for the Palomino or not ?? I don't plan to go back unless this was just a bad night.

Went to this club after a long day of business while in town for a conference. The place is a little old and located a bit off the strip, so expect a cab ride to run you about $25. If you're local or have a rental car, you'll probably be able to get in without paying full cover ($30), especially if you've got a local with you ($15 local cover).

Anyway, the place is what you'd expect from a small club, but they serve alcohol in a place where girls take off their panties. Single drink minimum is reasonable, but prices are a bit steep. The girls are very nice and not too pushy. They may come over and sit our lap or whatnot, but won't hound you for a lap dance. There was a really attractive girl there named Hazel who was a lot of fun. Some of the other girls are hit or miss, but they did have a good variety of races being represented.

I didn't go to the private room, but from what I've heard they're a little less strict about what can and can't be done there. Wish I could speak from experience, but this info is only from a third party source.

Overall a decent place, but I think the girls at a club like Sapphire are bit more attractive although only topless. If you don't plan on taking a taxi I'd suggest giving Palomino a look.

Was in Vegas last spring and stopped into the Palomino after midnight. A few dancers working, full nude and alcohol is a plus. The dancers get fully nude stage and most put on a good show. Beer as 5 bucks a bottle, and a 20$ cover change, but since it was after midnight and we drove ourselves they only charged 10 bucks a piece to get in. Not in the best part of town and a bit of a drive from the strip so maybe not everyones idea of a great place, but I had fun..

Drove north to Palomino. Got there at around 10:30 PM. They asked for a $20 cover charge. I balked at it. I said we drove ourselves and deserve a break. I tried asking the door guy for coupons but he was not budging. Luckily the manager showed up at the door and once we reassured him that there is not cab involved, he let us in for free. One of the better financial decisions he made that night because we dropped some cash in this place.

This place is under new management and is quite well run actually. It is all nude on the stage AND all nude private dances. Bartenders were mixing pretty decent cocktails but they are on the expensive side. Grey Goose with soda is $11. Note that the drinks you buy for the girls are the same price as your drinks. They are made weak though. I know this because I tasted every drink that I bought for the girls, just so I could report here with authority. So, if any of you are planning on getting a girl buzzed and take advantage of her in the VIP area it is going to take a lot of drinks..hehe

My first set is with Naomi. Tall beautiful black girl (mixed race actually) who knows how to sell. We chatted for a while and went for 3 songs for $100 in the VIP. She asked for money upfront. This apparently is the norm here, which is a first for me. In over 200 club visits, I have never heard this. Anyway I complied. The dances are all nude, full contact, stick shifting, roaming and the whole bit. I did not want to extend because I wanted to try others.

Second set is with this stunning dancer called Hazel, which describes her eyes also. She is from Wisconsin, sweet and articulate. I have friends from the area she grew up in and I talked to her about, "Six degrees of seperation". She had no clue what I was saying but I enjoyed looking into her hazel eyes and watch her beautiful mouth. I bought her a drink and we chatted for a while at the bar. Went to the VIP and she collected the $100. Even before the bill completely disappeared into her purse she said, "if you want to touch me it is going to cost you another $200". WTF? I got up and was about to call the bouncer. She stopped me and said , "OK, how about for $100 more you can touch me anywhere and I will do 4 songs". Obviously, this is still a rip-off but I really wanted to suck on those beautiful naturals. I genuinely enjoyed talking to her for 30 minutes at the bar. It would involve a major argument trying to get that $100 bill back from her and may end up with me and my friend being escorted out, who was having a good time in another booth. Taking all this into consideration, I agreed. It took me at least a song and half before I could relax and I got quite liberal with my hands. Obviously, I would not repeat with her. FYI, she also made me an offer to come to my room and "entertain" me. I think she is seriously considering going into the escort business , which is purely speculation on my part. She did ask a lot of questions about escorts and how much they typically charge....blah...blah.

The last one for the night is Judy from Cuba. Hot chick. Black hair, light brown skin with hot body. Looks East Indian. Very low mileage with lots of restrictions. relatively new to the scene.

Overall, nice experience but it can get expensive at $100/3 songs. Ironically the floor dances are $40/song with less mileage. If this place changes the price structure a bit then this club would would be top on my list. Until then.......

PS: I was told that the upstairs has male strippers. I did not check that out.

I agree with SeekingFun....once the coolest club in sin city, with a downstairs stage show and upstairs lapdance area and smaller stages, now only the upstairs is open and the gals were all sad looking - tons of tattoos, overweight, overage. Supposedly the new owner is going to make some changes, so I'm hoping for a return to the glory days.
The evening I was there, the clientele were mostly African-American guys - I think I was the only white guy there. Not a problem for me, but perhaps the club is now targeting that under-served population. If so, I hope it will present classier gals so it is worth while stopping by.

Sad is all I can say here. At one time, this was a truely entertaining place to go in Vegas; The only nude club with liquor. It had an MC, great looking fun girls in in the main area, and an upstairs level for more intimacy.
Today, they rarely use the lower main level, because they can't attract any decent looking girls.
Mostly black girls or disgusting looking ones you'd rather pay to put their clothes back on.
Again, too bad, used to be the best place in Vegas!

This club was scary. A large group of us went to this club during the week of the Avn awards, and maybe that was the reason I am not sure. This is the only club in Vegas which is full nude and full alcohol. Dances we were told were 20, topless, and 40 nude, or 3/100. There were some ok girls but I wouldnt rate anyone above of a 7 and thats being nice. The service was non-existant, but like I said it could have been the fact that we were there during an event. The crowd however was a bit on the rough side and they had everyone crammed into one of the small rooms upstairs. I think maybe next time management should plan for the crowd, and have more serving staff along with keeping the large downstairs open so people can breathe.

I was in Las Vegas for a couple of days before Christmas, and the town was, simply put, a zoo. Add a holiday to a culture already oriented around separating tourists from their money and you get the idea ... anyway, being here and having exhausted whatever minimal interest I had in gambling – why throw good money away when you can spend it on something useful, like a memorable lap dance? – I decided to check out the legendary LV strip club experience. My host noted that notwithstanding the legends, the Strip’s strips have yet to recover from a heavy-handed set of election-year crackdowns, and suggested I try the Palomino, which, being in the separate town of North Las Vegas, was a bit more like the old-time (i.e., 2005 – history is short here) clubs. Apparently it’s the only place in greater LV where you can get full nude, contact, and alcohol at the same time.

New owners, new renovations, trumpeted the shills. In keeping with the rest of LV interior decoration traditions (a style best called Imperial Tacky), there are a lot of colored lights, velvet upholstery, and metallic curtains. It’s a fairly spacious place, and was pretty crowded on a weeknight. There were lots of girls, some on the slightly plus side, but no one unattractive and several stunners. It’s easy to get a dancer’s attention, but once you’ve got it, I have to say that I have seldom felt less up-close-and-personal than during the two personal dances I purchased. For all the good contact (1-way) and grindage, it was like the girls were phoning it in ... to an answering machine. Maybe the high-energy, high-pressure atmosphere of the town, and the all-customers-are-suckers theme of LV culture, fosters this kind of mechanical impersonality. Anyway, I’ve now had the experience, and will happily return to good old repressed but friendly Connecticut, where the girls at least look you in the eye.

Went in on a Wednesday night. Only the room on the first floor was open, and crowd was somewhat sparse. On the downside, there were more than a few girls who were overweight, one quite a bit, which isn't too appealing. I thought about leaving after the first few girls, but since I'd paid my $20, I stuck around. Now for the positives - a small crowd meant there was no problem getting a seat along the small circular stage, which meant a lot of attention for just a $1 tip from a fully nude dancer who was just a foot away. There may be a two drink minimum, but I just got a single drink, and no one hassled me for a second, when I said I was fine. And, ultimately, though the talent was less than the California club I usually go to, there were a handful of 8's and 9's to make it worth the time. Saw someone get a nude table dance on the floor, but he was the only one taking advantage of that. For $100, you can get a full nude, 3 song VIP where, as the dancers said, "you can touch". Didn't see anyone checking the VIP's, but I may have missed it. What was really great is that, probably because it was slow, the songs all seemed to be close to full length, over 4 minutes each. Got a VIP from Diamond, who was phenomenal, and more than happy to show off her piercing.

Went there the other night to see what it is all about since the new management took over. They have done a lot of great things, and in my opinion this will be one of the premier clubs in Las Vegas and here is why. First it's the only nude club to serve alcohol. Second, the dances are totally nude and full contact. Third, there was not one girl in the club who I would consider anything less than a seven with one bona fide 10.

Local residents with ID pay NO COVER. Tourists pay a nominal $20 fee which is on par with all other clubs. Drinks are reasonable with a beer at $5. Mixed drinks go up based on what you order of course.

On to the important stuff.....They have totally remodeled the Lap dance area with extremely high backed circular booths. While they are a tad bit uncomfortable, the 6 foot circular backs create a great deal of privacy, and not one time did I see anything that resembled a camera or even a bouncer walking by. In fact the man at the door suggested which booth to take since it was the most private. Typical 3 for $100 in the VIP room, and I did not see any dances on the floor taking place.

I sampled several dances and while no dance would have been on par with some of the well known extras clubs across the country, they were certainly as good as or better than some of the dances I have had in Vegas.

Problems......Only open at night after 5pm, so not too convenient for us locals who have to be home early (rare night out). Location might be suspect for some, but there is full security, and I had even seen police patrolling the area, so I am sure you would be safe.