the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

the club looked like an old Movie theater from the outside. After figureing out that the door was in the back of the building was a lot easier to get in the building. Walked in and the place was dead. There were two other customers for awhile, then i was by myself. there was one dancer on stage that was finishing up a set, cute small girl with a sexy body, did not get name. then another dancer went on stage and was trying to teach herself pole work. Fun to watch, but very titilating. A dancer did sit with me and proceded to eat diner and talk with a mouth full of hot turkey sandwich. Let the club in less than an hour because nothing was happening. Club looked pretty good, stage in the middle of room with tables around outside of the stage. so after one set of bare tits in 45 minutes left, not to come back.

I recently went back to one of my old haunts, the Pink Cadillac. Back in the day, it was a great place to go for cheap beer/drinks, get up close to some nice looking younger college girl dancers, tip them a couple bucks, and generally have a good time. Nothing extreme, just a simple good time. Now, the club has been remodeled to resemble a higher end gentleman's club - much brighter, cleaner, neon, classier look. The problem is the girls were awful, the charm and fun were gone, and this club is no longer the fun place it was. I had more fun talking to the waitress and getting to know her, than I did with any of the dancers, who were not above a 4 - on a generous scale. The bartender, waitress and dancer were all hitting me up hard for drinks, and all I wanted to do was get out of there and remember the old days of being lost in a fun dark place for a couple hours. Don't get me wrong, I love a nice upscale gentleman's club, but you have to have the women to carry that. Sadly, the Pink Cadillac no longer does. Definitely would recommend the drive to Nixa to Illusions - no alcohol, but top notch women and some nice contact on private dances.

I was visiting Springfield with a co-worker, staying at the Doubletree around the corner, so we decided to stop in here. Not only is this the worst strip club I have ever been to, it may be the worst bar in the worst city. Avoid this place at all costs. A couple of the dancers were so vile, that I had to turn away while they were on stage. The bathroom actually smelled better than the bar, which isn't a complement. The only redeeming thing was that the bartender looked like she might have been hot like 10 years ago.

Don't waste your time. This has to be the worst club I have ever been in. They only had 2 dancers. One had to be pushing 45 and looked like she was on meth. The other looked like she had just given birth right before shift. Lots of stretch marks. The place is small and trashy. Don't have to worry about me coming back. Don't waste the time.

Came here on a fri night a couple weeks ago, was taken here for my birthday. Club seemed very busy when I arrived. When my friend and I went into the club, cover was 5 bucks. The place seemed pretty packed. Main stage was in the middle of the floor with tables all around it. Off to the left and further back was a smaller 2nd stage with a pole that had some couches around it. The bouncer was very polite and showed us to a table by the main stage. Waitress came up and took our drink orders. We both got cokes, and they were three bucks a piece. Next round, I ordered a drink from the bar, and it cost me 6 bucks. on the other side of the main stage towards the back it looked like a row of couches each having a small pole most likely for private dances. Drinks seemed pricey compared to other clubs.
Dancers were ok in appearance. I don't know if it changed, but I do not remember any of the dancers wearing pasties. However it is just a topless bar not a full nude bar, which was kinda disappointing. Few of the dancers had a decent figure, but there were quite a few that were too skinny and had no tits. None of the dancers came around asking if we wanted private dances, when they came off stage they always went and sat down at other tables they had already been camped at. Before I could really get any of the good looking girls' attention to see about a private dance, it was 1am and they closed up.

While I guess this club would be ok of you want to go to a strip club to have a drink, I certainly would not go back. I felt it was a big waste. I'm not much of an alcohol drinker, and I'd rather have the full nude dancing. I do wish the girls would have come up and talked to us about lap dances so I could give an opinion on those

One word, two syllables....Pasties!!!! I don't know how a club can be classified as topless when all the girls wear pasties!!! I am surprised no one previously mentioned this fact or else I would have gone to a nude club. I spoke to the bouncer and all places in Springfield which serve alcohol have pasties. Also the whole not being able to directly tip the girl on stage just sucks. The bouncer even told me to wad up my dollar and throw it to the girl, talk about humiliating.

The only reason why I gave the place a 3 is because of the bouncer, bartender, and a couple of the dancers. I went in on a Tuesday night, after midnight and there were only 6 girls working but all were cute, and one named Honey, about 5'9" was absolutely gorgeous. So guys if you really have nothing better to do and you have seen all the movies on spanktravision in the hotel then maybe venture out in Springfield.

For me I wish I would have taken the time and gone to Illusions in Nixa. I tried stopping by Crazy Horse but it was dead and only two girls were working.

Damn I should always trust my instincts.

Was there last week. Still love the place. A half-dozen girls on. No 10's, but no barking either. Nice mix: small, bigger, tattooed, etc. VERY naked. As uninhibited on stage as any place I've been. No touching the girls while on stage, the footlights that line the entire stage make up for it. Improves the view. Dumpy place, but the seats aren't torn. The people are nice. You can smoke. Lame DJ, but good mix of music. Would go anytime I'm there. And I was there on a Monday. Wonder what a weekend must look like.

It's been a while back, but I really liked this club. Girls weren't pushy and were pretty enough. Bouncers were friendly enough. The cokes didn't cost a fortune. You could walk back and forth comfortably with the bar next door. One girl sat on stage cross legged and talked to me for 3 songs. That was kinda cool. I'm heading back in a few weeks. I hope it is every bit the dive I remember it being.

I've been dragged to this club twice and was disgusted both times. Very unattractive girls and an undesirable atmosphere. Both times I went here, the club was actually fairly busy. Mainly truckers because of its proximity to the highway. There was a $5 cover charge (for good reason...didn't want to stay too long). The music was loud and we couldn't understand the dj.
The dancers at the crazyhorse were all a bit old (for dancers). They were not fully nude thankfully (mo. law states dancers can't be fully nude when alcohol is served). Most of them looked like they'd been decent looking in the early nineties but were just too old. I would NEVER go back (even if my friends try to drag me back) and don't recommend this place to anyone.

The previous reviews are amazingly generous. I can't expect much I guess because I was here on a Tuesday night in July (not October), yet I found Crazyhorse to be more of a spook alley than a strip club. This is the stuff horror movies are made of. There was one cute young naked blonde girl running around along with five frightenly ugly...and fat... "strippers." I guess if you're into that it's cool. Good for a few laughs I suppose, but it wasn't for me. A lap dance in this place is unthinkable. I found it God-awful.

I visited the Crazyhorse in June on a weeknight. It's a dive, but that's my preference if the girls are the pretty and the staff is cool. Both were true in this case. Only 4 girls on that night, but all fine. And friendly. It's non-alcohol, but the bar next door serves and people wander back and forth, not just the men either. Would be happy to return if ever back in this otherwise un-notable town.

I stopped at this club late Friday, 10/13, after visiting one of the local air-dance clubs and am glad that I did. The place has a large, horseshoe-shaped stage and almost all of the limited supply of chairs were at the tiprail. That seemed unusual to me, but it worked passably. There were five dancers, at least three of which I considered quite attractive, and most of them did enthusiastic dances on stage. It is unusual to have to buy lapdances in advance from a guy at a counter, but that is the way it is done here. He gives you creditcard-like cards, one for each dance. I bought two, a good buy at $15 each, and received very good one-way, high-contact, topless dances on a couch, one of several that were separated from the main room by walls about four and a half feet high. The guys in the DJ booth could monitor the dances and the door guy could also monitor one of the couches. A soft drink was included with my $8 admission price. I'd like to be able to touch the dancer during a lapdance, but this was a good experience and I'd visit again, especially considering the options in the area.