the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

the club looked like an old Movie theater from the outside. After figureing out that the door was in the back of the building was a lot easier to get in the building. Walked in and the place was dead. There were two other customers for awhile, then i was by myself. there was one dancer on stage that was finishing up a set, cute small girl with a sexy body, did not get name. then another dancer went on stage and was trying to teach herself pole work. Fun to watch, but very titilating. A dancer did sit with me and proceded to eat diner and talk with a mouth full of hot turkey sandwich. Let the club in less than an hour because nothing was happening. Club looked pretty good, stage in the middle of room with tables around outside of the stage. so after one set of bare tits in 45 minutes left, not to come back.

I recently went back to one of my old haunts, the Pink Cadillac. Back in the day, it was a great place to go for cheap beer/drinks, get up close to some nice looking younger college girl dancers, tip them a couple bucks, and generally have a good time. Nothing extreme, just a simple good time. Now, the club has been remodeled to resemble a higher end gentleman's club - much brighter, cleaner, neon, classier look. The problem is the girls were awful, the charm and fun were gone, and this club is no longer the fun place it was. I had more fun talking to the waitress and getting to know her, than I did with any of the dancers, who were not above a 4 - on a generous scale. The bartender, waitress and dancer were all hitting me up hard for drinks, and all I wanted to do was get out of there and remember the old days of being lost in a fun dark place for a couple hours. Don't get me wrong, I love a nice upscale gentleman's club, but you have to have the women to carry that. Sadly, the Pink Cadillac no longer does. Definitely would recommend the drive to Nixa to Illusions - no alcohol, but top notch women and some nice contact on private dances.

The club is fun and clean. The stage is pretty big, with seating all around it. Staff and dancers for the most part seem very friendly. My only gripe is you can't get touched; lapdances aren't offered. I had a table dance that is basically the same show that is on the stage except it's one-on-one.

I was visiting Springfield with a co-worker, staying at the Doubletree around the corner, so we decided to stop in here. Not only is this the worst strip club I have ever been to, it may be the worst bar in the worst city. Avoid this place at all costs. A couple of the dancers were so vile, that I had to turn away while they were on stage. The bathroom actually smelled better than the bar, which isn't a complement. The only redeeming thing was that the bartender looked like she might have been hot like 10 years ago.

Don't waste your time. This has to be the worst club I have ever been in. They only had 2 dancers. One had to be pushing 45 and looked like she was on meth. The other looked like she had just given birth right before shift. Lots of stretch marks. The place is small and trashy. Don't have to worry about me coming back. Don't waste the time.

I went here on a late afternoon mid week in December. The place is easy to find, on a main street, with a big sign out front, and is right across from Mcdonalds. There were only 2 girls dancing, a few locals in there, too much smoke in the air. This just was not my type of place. I think I stayed about 30 minutes before leaving. No cover charge.

Man...what can I say. First time visit recently...Thursday night...the doorman/manager was cool as hell. Very customer service oriented (for those of you, like myself, that aren't familiar with the term "customer service" in strip bars or anywhere lately, please see dictionary). This guy gave me the lowdown on the club and checked on me before my ordered beer arrived. Some really hot chicks in the place and the shot girl was the friendliest person I met all day anywhere...very nice girl, but in a sincere way. She did her job...i bought a shot, which I rarely do from shot girls. It was worth it and she deserved it. The only negative that I can say is the club should be relocated to Lawrence or Topeka or somewhere where they can do full on lapdances. I heard from a dancer that there's no touching, no laps...just table.

Oh well. It was like a sports bar with sexy waitresses. Anyway, I would still recommend it. I had fun in the hour I was there and I will definitely return.

Cheers!



Came here on a fri night a couple weeks ago, was taken here for my birthday. Club seemed very busy when I arrived. When my friend and I went into the club, cover was 5 bucks. The place seemed pretty packed. Main stage was in the middle of the floor with tables all around it. Off to the left and further back was a smaller 2nd stage with a pole that had some couches around it. The bouncer was very polite and showed us to a table by the main stage. Waitress came up and took our drink orders. We both got cokes, and they were three bucks a piece. Next round, I ordered a drink from the bar, and it cost me 6 bucks. on the other side of the main stage towards the back it looked like a row of couches each having a small pole most likely for private dances. Drinks seemed pricey compared to other clubs.
Dancers were ok in appearance. I don't know if it changed, but I do not remember any of the dancers wearing pasties. However it is just a topless bar not a full nude bar, which was kinda disappointing. Few of the dancers had a decent figure, but there were quite a few that were too skinny and had no tits. None of the dancers came around asking if we wanted private dances, when they came off stage they always went and sat down at other tables they had already been camped at. Before I could really get any of the good looking girls' attention to see about a private dance, it was 1am and they closed up.

While I guess this club would be ok of you want to go to a strip club to have a drink, I certainly would not go back. I felt it was a big waste. I'm not much of an alcohol drinker, and I'd rather have the full nude dancing. I do wish the girls would have come up and talked to us about lap dances so I could give an opinion on those

One word, two syllables....Pasties!!!! I don't know how a club can be classified as topless when all the girls wear pasties!!! I am surprised no one previously mentioned this fact or else I would have gone to a nude club. I spoke to the bouncer and all places in Springfield which serve alcohol have pasties. Also the whole not being able to directly tip the girl on stage just sucks. The bouncer even told me to wad up my dollar and throw it to the girl, talk about humiliating.

The only reason why I gave the place a 3 is because of the bouncer, bartender, and a couple of the dancers. I went in on a Tuesday night, after midnight and there were only 6 girls working but all were cute, and one named Honey, about 5'9" was absolutely gorgeous. So guys if you really have nothing better to do and you have seen all the movies on spanktravision in the hotel then maybe venture out in Springfield.

For me I wish I would have taken the time and gone to Illusions in Nixa. I tried stopping by Crazy Horse but it was dead and only two girls were working.

Damn I should always trust my instincts.

was at centerfolds tonite, which was a wednesday. apparently the law in missouri is no contact, so you have to leave your tip on the edge of the stage... you can't even put it in their garter or g-string. turn-off number 1. the girls there looked pretty good, and the decor of the club was not bad at all. the tipping was the biggest issue for me.

If you go to this club, get bottle beer. I got pitchers ($9 each) of bud light and killians red, and both tasted pretty weak. definately skip draft here and go for the bottled.

I didn't get a table dance, so i can't comment here. They did have a raised area for private dances, as well as boothes along one wall. But with no contact, I chose not to go with either.

This is my first missouri club, so I hesitate to score it too low. I'm giving it a 5 because most of the girls looked pretty good, and the club was in pretty decent shape.

I wa in Springfiled for business one week in December and visited 3 clubs and will review all 3. First I hit this place for a late lunch on a tuesday. The girls were very attractive, but not friendly (at least to me). No one stopped by my table, even though I tipped at teh stage failrly regularly. The waitresses did not push me to buy drinks which is a big plus. Some girls took more off on stage than otehrs did. One girl barely disrobed at all. I eventually found out in Springfield you leave the dollar on the stage, there is no contact whatsoever with the girl on stage.

Very classy club. The girls do few lap dances since there is a "no contact" law. They really appreciate the tips. I usually tip $5s so I ended up with a lot of attention.

I went to 3 places while in Springfield. This one had the best girls and they all had a full mouth of teeth. Do not go to Teaser's - very fat women.

The managers and bouncers were also very nice and the place has great steak and ribs.

Went to the club for the first time around April. Girls were pretty good looking. One or two were nice and seductive. They also had one hot couple that did a bit of a stage show. Didn't feel like spending the money for a lap dance though. Best part is: I found out later that there is a "full service" oriental massage place a few doors down. A little scary when you first walk in, but worth it! Especially after leaving the strip club all hot and bothered. The asian girls give you a very nice body shampoo and........., but it does cost extra.

I typically judge clubs more on the quality of lap dances than anything else. As a very nice dancer here said "welcome to the Bible Belt." Meaning that private dances are "no touch" by law. I had a dance just because she was good looking and very sweet, but it really did nothing for me. Yawn.

Absolutely the classiest club in the greater Springfield area. If you prefer a samll rotation of women and lots of contact there are a lot of other clubs. If you like good drinks and a place you can bring a girlfriend to so you can get future permission to go to strip clubs, this is the place. Very attractive ladies and good strong drinks and their wet t-shirt contest is fun too.

Went to this Club a few weeks back and it is a very nice club. The girls were very friendly and nice looking. I would go back to the club if I get back to Springfield.