October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285
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Strip Clubs in Osage Beach, Missouri

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# Club Info Reviews Last Review Rating Trend Club Type
1.Flirt
573-348-3977
843 Highway 42
Osage Beach, Missouri 65065
205/05/08VIP Only.   Join NowTopless
2.Night Moves
573-302-4475
3721 Kaiser Rd
Kaiser, Missouri 65047
Nude
3.G Q Gentlemen's Quarters
573-365-2141
1758 Bagnell Dam Blvd
Lake Ozark, Missouri 65049
Topless
4.Eclipse Gentlemens Club
573-374-8338
11573 N. State Hwy 5
Sunrise Beach, Missouri 65079
Nude
5.Earth Angelz
573-392-0999
24 Twiggy Ln
Eldon, Missouri 65026
Nude
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On a visit to the Lake of the Ozarks, was taken to Flirt as a local establishment. Parking was easy and free. Cover of $5, to the bartender, as there was no one at the door. A very laid back atmosphere. Small club, with the bar separated from the working floor by a step. It was quite clean and friendly. The stage is almost "theater in the round," with a drink shelf below the level of the stage. I'm not usually a pastie-bar patron, but I enjoyed my visit, and here's why:

No pressure. No loud DJ, no high-pressure sales from the girls, no drink minimum. There were four girls working, and I had the opportunity to chat with each of them. I got the same "low down" from two (didn't ask the others). $30 for a private dance, $50 for two-song dance - two drinks included! (otherwise drinks were somewhere around $4-6 - hard to know since I wasn't drinking, but I know Crown Royal was $6 a pop) - conducted in a back room with a beaded doorway. All of the girls had decent bodies, but only one had B+ breasts. Personality made up for it, at least with one girl for me. Dance was also low key, but pleasant. All in all, a pleasant vacation experience. One caveat: it was Cinco de Mayo, so patron turnout was low that night according to all of the girls.



Went by on a Tuesday night about 10. Appeared to be 5-6 danceers and an equal number of patrons. Went to the bar and while I was waiting for my beer, was approached by Raven, tall with dark hair. Nice body, a little on the slim side. I asked her about the club and they said they did stage dances and that privates were $20. There appeared to be two rooms in the back part of the club for privates, with small couches and a beaded curtain for privacy. We went back for a dance and the result is the reason for the 5 rating. Raven was very attractive and gave a very sensuous dance, BUT THERE WAS NO CONTACT! According to Raven, Missouri law doesn't allow any contact in clubs that serve alcohol. Not my idea of what a private dance should be like, even at $20. Needless to say, I didn't spend any more time or money in the private area. I did go to the stage, and finished my beer through three dancers. All were attractive and did some nice pole work. They each did two or three songs and wound up topless.
If there had been ANY mileage on the dance, I would have given the club a better rating.

The last time I was in the Body shop I was disappointed. I had been there a couple of years ago and had a nice time. I ended up spending some time with one of the dancers outside the club and she made my trip to the lake area very enjoyable. This trip it was totally different. The dancers didn't seem to be interested in making any money.

Next time I'll stop in Columbia to have a good time.

The name of this club has changed to Flirt. Stopped in on a Mon night, I was really impressed by the quality of a facility this was. was recently remolded and very nice. Only had 3 girls working. All three were top quality, Staff was friendly. Beers were 4 dollars, girls danced with latex covering their nipples. Unsure about dance since no one asked me for any, which was a shame cause I was wanting to spend some money.

Targeted toward a slightly older group of men, say 30 and above, this club could be enjoyable. However, for men in their twenties, which I feel is the group that most often visits strip clubs, I don't see this club as a top choice. The dancers were older and less to my liking. ALthough, they did have credible techniques. It is just my personal taste to go to clubs with leaner, blonder, dancers on stage.


This club was recently renovated and is now a pretty nice place to go. The girls vary from ok to damn hot. Most are very friendly and the staff is also pretty nice. Counch dances are resonable but this club is topless only. There are better options at Lake of the Ozarks.

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