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On a visit to the Lake of the Ozarks, was taken to Flirt as a local establishment. Parking was easy and free. Cover of $5, to the bartender, as there was no one at the door. A very laid back atmosphere. Small club, with the bar separated from the working floor by a step. It was quite clean and friendly. The stage is almost "theater in the round," with a drink shelf below the level of the stage. I'm not usually a pastie-bar patron, but I enjoyed my visit, and here's why:
No pressure. No loud DJ, no high-pressure sales from the girls, no drink minimum. There were four girls working, and I had the opportunity to chat with each of them. I got the same "low down" from two (didn't ask the others). $30 for a private dance, $50 for two-song dance - two drinks included! (otherwise drinks were somewhere around $4-6 - hard to know since I wasn't drinking, but I know Crown Royal was $6 a pop) - conducted in a back room with a beaded doorway. All of the girls had decent bodies, but only one had B+ breasts. Personality made up for it, at least with one girl for me. Dance was also low key, but pleasant. All in all, a pleasant vacation experience. One caveat: it was Cinco de Mayo, so patron turnout was low that night according to all of the girls.
Went by on a Tuesday night about 10. Appeared to be 5-6 danceers and an equal number of patrons. Went to the bar and while I was waiting for my beer, was approached by Raven, tall with dark hair. Nice body, a little on the slim side. I asked her about the club and they said they did stage dances and that privates were $20. There appeared to be two rooms in the back part of the club for privates, with small couches and a beaded curtain for privacy. We went back for a dance and the result is the reason for the 5 rating. Raven was very attractive and gave a very sensuous dance, BUT THERE WAS NO CONTACT! According to Raven, Missouri law doesn't allow any contact in clubs that serve alcohol. Not my idea of what a private dance should be like, even at $20. Needless to say, I didn't spend any more time or money in the private area. I did go to the stage, and finished my beer through three dancers. All were attractive and did some nice pole work. They each did two or three songs and wound up topless.
If there had been ANY mileage on the dance, I would have given the club a better rating.
The last time I was in the Body shop I was disappointed. I had been there a couple of years ago and had a nice time. I ended up spending some time with one of the dancers outside the club and she made my trip to the lake area very enjoyable. This trip it was totally different. The dancers didn't seem to be interested in making any money.
Next time I'll stop in Columbia to have a good time.
Had a recent conference at Lake of the Ozarks and stopped in here for some fun. WOW. What a surprise find. Private dances are on a bed upstairs and although they are monitored there is a lot of contact to be had. Stage shows were great, and I was there on a Thursday night and dances were 2 for 1 all night. One of the best clubs I've been to in terms of value, friendly girls, and hot private dances. And most of the girls were 7+ quality. If I am ever back that way I will stop in. If you are in the neighborhood do not miss this place.
There are very few reasons to stop at this club. 20 minutes further down the road and you can hit some of the ones at the Lake and get more entertainment for your $$. The place was dingy, the girls didn't look very happy to be there and the staff was very brusque and rude. The only redeeming factor was the ONE dancer who seemed to be having a good time. She was friendly, flirtatious and actually smiled at the customers. One of the other girls actually sat down directly behind me and very loudly proclaimed that she wished they wouldn't allow women in the club. (I was the only girl in there that wasn't an employee.)
Overall it was a very disappointing experience. The bar next door had decent drinks, but I can go to the pub down the street and get better and not feel like I was putting someone out to wait on me. The shop upstairs had a very small selection, but at least the girl running it was friendly and very helpful. I don't recommend Earth Angelz and have no intention of going back.
This is an interesting place. It's actually three separate areas: the dance club, a porn shop over a bar area, and the bar itself. Apparently, according to Missouri law, you can't serve alcohol AND have nude dancing, so they have the separate bar next door. I have seen this arrangement in other states, but this is the first one I have been to where they don't serve any drinks, even soda in the dance club area.
I was in late on a Wednesday night, and there was only one other patron (actually it was a couple and the girl was invited up on stage for a little titty rubbing, which she apparetnly was glad to participate in.) There is a main stage on the right as you go in. Two poles and lined with mirrors. The girls do sets of three songs. Some of them got naked almost right away and others drug it out until the end of the last song. Everybody showed some pink while they were on stage. There were about 8 girls working the night I was there. I would definitely put most of the in the 7 & 8 category. Several of them had the working college girl look going on. There were only two or so in the audience, and I found out later that they go hang around in the bar next door, if it's a slow night.
After the girl's set of songs, the DJ will invite you to take them upstairs to the VIP area. You have to pay $10 for access to the VIP area for all night. The dances are genrerally $35, and some of the girls will do 3 for a $100. I was in nice booth upstairs and since I was the only one up there, we had plenty of privacy.
I had two sets of three. One from Kendall, who was a classy looking girls, with a smaller breasts, but with a great body. Nice time, slow and somewhat sensual, but she seemed a little reserved. Also had a set from Charlie and she was much warmer and got much closer. VERY nice and highly recommended.
When I was ready to leave the club, I decided to check out the rest of the place. The porn shop is up some metal stairs, and besides films and magazines, there is a preview area in the back, but I didn't check it out to see if it was for general viewing, or just for the films you wanted to buy.
I was headed to the bar, when Charlie came walking by with the bouncer escorting her to the bar. She was going for a soda, so we sat and talked for a bit. While I was there, some guy who loudly proclaimed that this was his club started cursing and yelling at one of the dancers, and then started in on one of the patrons at the bar. Charlie suggested I might want to leave, which I did. This certainly put a sour ending to what had otherwise been a pretty enjoyable evening. If this asshole really was the owner, he didn't do himself any favors by running off customers.
In summary, good looking girls, reasonable to very good mileage. If you're in the Jeff City, Lake of the Ozarks area, definitely worth a stop.