the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

First of all, this is a tricky club to spot...make sure you have the address. The parking is in back. The building is very old and a bit odd, but it has a nice feel to it. The cover was $5 (that was at 9PM) and they don't serve alcohol. Sodas are $4.50 and there a charge if you bing you own booze. The music was pretty good (mostly 80's) and it wasn't painfully loud and the DJ didn't try to talk the whole time. Overall the place had a really nice vibe to it.
When I got there (9PM on a Wednesday) I saw 12-15 dancers and only half that number of customers. Nice! The girls were generally quite attractive; I'd rank then from 5-9 with a lot of 7's. A girl sat down with me within a minute or two (no surprise) and didn't try the usual drink hustle (surprise). The real industry at the Vogue is the private dances. Back-room dances are $20 plus a wrist band fee of $5 amd a juke box fee (?) of $1. Bed dances are $40. They said that there were some 2-for-1 special deal because it was Wednesday, but I'm not a regular so I don't know if that's true or not. I tried both and didn't see a major advantage to the bed dances. Both are full contact and my dancer was energetic each time. It was an awful lot of fun and designed to make you part with your money quickly; I'd rank that as one of my best strip club evenings.

Stopped by on a rainy Wednesday night. Definitely not a busy night. Good size club, not too seedy, but not fancy. Staff was matter-of-fact, if not overly friendly. About 10 girls working ranging from 5 to 8, but a nice variety to satisfy any tastes. Although there are two stages only the smaller center stage was in use.

The deal for the evening was the "Safari room" upstairs - 15 minutes for $50. There were several opportunities to take advantage of the special and I took two. One was with a cute spinner, who, unfortunately, gave a desultory dance. A 5, although we had good conversation. The second was with Mercedes, who was the best dancer of the evening, so I took a chance. Well worth it. Although this is a Missouri "juice bar" (meaning the g-string stayed on), there was lots of contact and an exciting experience, and if you need alcohol, you can pay an extra $3 to "byob" or there are bars on either side of the establishment.

Two special comments: my experience was good, but there were two unfortunate incidents that marred an otherwise fun evening. First, one of the dancers whom I had previously had a pleasant conversation with and was on my list for a trip upstairs go in an altercation with a patron which ended with an apology tip from the patron that was dramatically rejected by the dancer by tearing his bill in half - I think he was being cheap and demanding, but I never got the chance to ask. The second incident involved my brother who had made a generous tip to a dancer who was otherwise being ignored by the patrons (she was a chunky one). She apparently interpreted this as an intent for a private dance and when he explained that he didn't want one, she left in a huff. I was not involved in either incident, but it did affect my overall impression.


The cover was $15 with alcohol. You can go the convenient store nearby and definately load up before going in.

LAYOUT: This is a pretty standard layout with the stage in the middle with two poles. The bar sort of in the way, but the booths and tables are pretty close.

ATMOSPHERE: I went on a Thursday, and got better as the night went on. The strippers could be a little pushy at times, but it was generally laid back. They would come by and talk to you for a while and were willing to spend time with you in the back.

STRIPPER: There was one girl that was really nice. The girls ranged from 3-8 on a scale of 10 (and a large variety for whatever you were into).

DANCES: I went back with one stripper and she was very nice. She was talking to me for a long time, and so she was really nice in the back room. She let me touch her boobs and she ground me pretty hard.

BOO! Bad club. Listen, here's the scoop...I went there on a Tuesday where the $30/dances (CRAZY HIGH) used to be 2 for 1. Now the dances are $40! Screw that...at 2 for 1, you're to a price per dance that is barely acceptable. I would hope the place would be EMPTY every other night of the week.

If you go somewhere and it's 2 for 1 dances and the girl says dances are $40, you're in the wrong place. I am so sick and tired of strip bars and strippers thinking they can charge $20, $30 or $40 or more for a 4-minute dance. This is REDICULOUS! If a dancer is charging $30/dance x 4 minutes= 15 dances per hour or $450/hour. Of course, dancers don't dance every minute, so let's say they only dance 1/4 of the time...that's averaging about 4 dances per hour. That's $120/hour. They are giving the house some, of course, but any dancer that only dances 4 dances/hour isn't worth keeping employed. And remember, if she's giving away half to the house, she's making $420/night on a 7 hour shift WITHOUT her stage tips. That is a joke.

This may sound like a rant, and it should sound that way. If we don't complain about this, 5 years from now, they will be charging $50 for a 4 minute lap dance. What a joke.

I've been to clubs in Prague, Bangkok and all over the USA and the best club I've seen for the money is in Lawrence, KS where you can get full contact grinding with all touching except the kitty...usually. The dancers are 4-8 range, but an upscale club should NEVER charge more than double that. If you are paying more than $20 for a FULL CONTACT Dance, you are making things more difficult on everyone else.

Now Bangkok, Prague, Aruba and elsewhere...that's another story...much better BANG for your buck...but that's another website.

My god...these chicks are raping us! Get a grip Vogue and everywhere else. Give the painters, the bricklayers, the Blockbuster Video guys a break...90% of the customers out there can't afford this shit...

In conclusion...chicks at Vogue 5-8, Service-good, No drinks but bar next door with no problem readmitting to club...

In my opinion...save your money and spend it where you can get something...what a joke...


Gave this place a 10 based on the fact I enjoyed a wonderful night with Kiya here and saw many other girls worth getting to know. Bed Dances are great and worth it in my opinion.
A word of advice to prospective private dance buyers... if you are sure you will enjoy the private company of your lady of choice, go ahead and buy an hour in the Safari or Bed dance.... much more comfortable and enjoyable than counting down songs (short versions) in the regular lapdance area.
Recommend Kiya, Lilly or Blaze based on my own personal tastes, but I didn't hardly any that I wouldn't mind getting alone for a little 1-on-1.

Club Vogue is always a pretty good time. I'm giving it an 8 because you get the best of three different worlds. First, ALL NUDE...and I really mean all nude. Baby Doll's in Topeka used to be hot, but they call themselves all nude...nope...this is all nude! Club Vogue is a great spot because you can see great stage shows with nude girls AND get great lapdances...much of the time on special. 2 for 1 equals about 12.50 per dance...pretty good in my book. I don't pay $20 a dance....never have, never will...too damn much for four minutes. That's brainsurgeon pay!

Anyway, besides all nude AND great lapdances, you can sneak next door to have a drink. So...even though it's a juicebar, you can get stamped and walk outside and grab a drink next door...very nice.

Anyway, I like this place. Check it out and always look for the specials first...some nights are better than others...good luck!

Pretty good deals here as long as the dancers don't screw it up. 2 for 1's give you two dances for $20...now they're starting to up it to $25...they're getting greedy...as usual. But still, pretty good rate for full contact private dances. The stage show is pretty awesome...only bested by Outhouse in Lawrence. Full nudity right in your face...sweet!

As far as the downer of it being a juice bar...have no fear, The turtle is near...I think it's the Turtle...right next door...15 second walk. Go over there and have a drink and come back. No big deal.

So, I think every night is 2 for 1 from 6-9pm and Tuesday's all night...something like that. All other times it's a ripoff at $25/dance just like every place else...

It's real simple guys...just say no to expensive dances and they will bring the prices back down to the real world for real people.






Was here early on a Friday evening and it was pretty dull and none of the girls caught my fancy, although there were several that were not bad lookiing (but not great, either). Parking appeared to be rather complicated. Although the club wasn't busy yet, I was lucky to the single free space in the lot, and then I had to pay a refundable fee (I think it was $3). Perhaps my main problem with this club was I wasn't approached by any of the better looking girls, who apparently preferred sitting with people they knew, while at Stephanie's my company was in demand by any girl that I was interested in.

Eye of the Tiger (former Club Vogue) is a nice spot. Majority college girls (which is sweet) and they don't mind making out with each other on stage. The lab dances are awesome; however, the songs are usually short. All in all it was worth the time and money


Eye is a decent club. I went there on a Saturday evening, and there were some decent girls though no knockouts. The place was uncrowded and the girls were interested in staying and talking with you in hopes of your getting a private dance. Quality of their stage dances depended on whether people were up there tipping regularly. The private dances have the same old Columbia rules, with liberal touching except for G-string area. And, there was very little indication that any of the girls are interested in going beyond the rules. The private dance area, by the way, was not air conditioned and was way too hot (in the bad sense of the word).



I have very mixed feelings about this club. I paid for the VIP pass to get in ($20.00 on Thursday) and was immediately disappointed when I realized that the regular admission price was $5. I'm not at all sure what I got extra for the VIP except not having to pay for some drinks. But, that is not what really made me unhappy. The lady that was on stage when I arrived danced three complete songs without removing a stitch of clothes! I couldn't believe it. I went there to see some skin, but several girls followed her doing almost the same. This club claims to be nude, but I barely got a glance of one kitty while I was there. The night ended on a high note when I decided to get a lap dance. Although the dances were too short for the $25 price, they were nice! I wish I could remember this one dancer's name. She really gave me a nice time. Had it not been for her attention, I would have left the club with a sad face. I ended up getting three dances from her. I only wish I had spread the three dances between at least one other girl. Then I would have really had a great time. I have to give this club a 7 because I did not see the nudity I had hoped. The club is worth at least one trip. I could have easily been a 9 considering the quality of the dances I received.

Was here for several nights near Christmas. (note to editor this club is called Eye of the Tiger now). Decent sized club, decently clean with ok decor (think Safari theme with large disco ball and strobe type lights) Walk in and definately buy a VIP wristband - you get unlimited soft drinks and allows you to get private dances. Great value 6-9 pm during happy hour dances are 2 for 1, and are also 2for one all night tuesday. Tips at rail bring excellent attention but with a hands behind back rule - but you get stevies, groin in face, quick lappies etc. Can also get pulled up on stage to have the girl bounce on your face (your tip covering it of course) At first was only mildly impressed but then I met Cashmere. Tall, gorgeous with very soft average sized tits. The rules in the private room are touch anywhere but kitty. 20 bucks a pop for a timed song, might be asked for dollars for juke box. Cashmere was an excellent sensuous dancer who really seemed to get into it, and she was lots of fun to talk with too. We had a great conversation about strip club etiquette, dos and donts etc. Ths safari room was discussed - but Cashmere told me not to bother since it was 2 for one night I would be better off just sticking to the "private room". Ya gotta love that kinda honesty. Private room was a separate room with about six couches, bouncer sat at front but was very inconspicuous. Thought about giving club an 8, but with the two for 1 the value was excellent. Was told Safari room was completely private with no bouncer but no (usually) higher mileage. Girls were 6-9, mostly young slim athletic types. No alcohol at all but that doesn't bother me. My score is probably inflated since I met that "special" dancer that you just immediately click with, but still excellent action (albeit one way) at the rail for a buck, great two way contact for a great value during happy hour or all night tues, clean decent sized club, nice comfy couches for private dances, slim attractive girls all add up to a 9 in my book.


This is still a pretty good club, just not as enjoyable for me as the days in 2002 when they had a couple of cute cheerleader-type hardbodies there. The current staff includes some reasonably attractive dancers, just no one with the kind of beauty that sweeps me off my feet. I went there recently on a Sat. night, and they were having a slow night, at least until 11. Some of the girls were annoying in their pestering for private dances. One large blonde whose name I don't remember was too pushy for my tastes, and a dancer incongruously named Sparkle actually got angry with me. I quickly and politely got rid of her the first time by saying "maybe later"; then later she returned and insisted that I'd promised her an eventual dance. On the other hand, the dancers Hunter and Amber have good personalities and were pleasant to talk with. Rules for private dances are the same as before, with touching except for g-string area, and no extras.