the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

I agree with others that have said this place is a dive, but it is a good opportunity to get anything you want in the back room. I was enjoying FS in the vip area while some guy was changing the ceiling light bulb five feet away...and didn't notice what was going on. Had a great time with Suzy-Q again who is a real gem. There were 3 or 4 lookers that I would have been willing to hook up with. This club is ok for mileage, then go over to FC and watch the starlets.

Here's the deal, yeah they've done a bit of redecorating. But the place is still a crap hole. The thing is, its a neighborhood bar feeling crap hole where naked chicks dance, and that makes it very cool. Diana is still the queen in my mind. Its good that I live far away from D town or I'd be wasting huge ammounts of money there. Good times, chicks that range from hags to goddesses, and an atmosphere that I like.

Dropped in on an impulse, after a two-month absence. Was approached by Tasha, a MILF with a bit of baby fat around her middle and an easygoing, very approachable, lively personality. Very accomodating and eager to please, recommend her without hesitation. Saw some stalwarts there (Charlie, Anna, Suzy-Q), didn't have time or opportunity to get with them. Mileage is sky-high here.

Guys:
I used to really love this seedy place, but the few hot girls they used to have working here have left. The old ones who can't work anywhere else still work here. A few, and I do mean VERY FEW cute girls are left. I just can't get excited about a 55 year old grandmother talking dirty to me and offering me 'favors'. I don't feel safe here any more. One of the hotties is now at Bogart's-better talent over there.

This is still my favorite club. Not because the dancer's are so unbelievably hot, although a few are, but because of the atmosphere. The dancers actually approach you, even if you aren't wearing a $1000 suit. I was there just to kill some time the other day, not looking for a dance really, and I had almost every girl in there at some point approach me. If I'd had more time than my lunch break, I would have really had a blast.

Well after my last couple of trips being severely disappointing in terms of dancer quality (not dance quality), my recent Saturday night surprised me. Lo and behold there were actually 2-3 attractive dancers on shift where usually you are lucky if you get one. They have done a bit to brighten up the stage, although the new poles they installed make way too much noise when given a work out (they are plastic). I picked out my dancer (tall very slim brunette) and we went to the side room. 10 dollars to get into the room, on top of 10 dollar cover which is annoying. Got back there and pretty much anything was available for a price which I don't think I have ever found to not be the case with anybody. Some girls may not do FS which I don't do anyway, but I have never been turned down for a BJ for more than 150.

Went there July 5th in the evening. The girls spent more time in the locker room and bathroom then they did on the floor. I would definitly stick to the day shift, the girls are much better looking and the dances are a lot more aggressive during the day.

Visited on July 4, a very slow day. Physically a small club located in what appears to be a nice neighborhood in the midst of a housing community, oddly enough. As one enters the bar is to the right and small stage on the left. In the back to the left is a room containing several chairs for private dances. Cover was $10, entrance to the private dance area requires a wristband ($10). The dancers are nice enough but the few ones I saw were not very attractive but are very aggressive about soliciting dances ($20 for a standard dance). No liquor- the club is topless and bottomless.

Gentlemen:
Henry's South is still the best place around for high mileage dances. I worry that it is too high mileage and may attract unwanted attention. Day shift has a greater number of...well...older women working than night shift does, but there are a few young ones worth getting. Deanna, Lori and Jada are very nice! Good contact and pleasant to talk to as well. These three are highly recommended by me-and I'm a professional!

Place was fairly busy and nearly crowded. Far people to many for the small room for dances without stepping on some ones toes. Great mileage but no privacy. All the girls were very friendly and as aggressive as usual. There were some new dancers but most were regulars. Daytime visits are much better and more private. I was approached several times after I sat down but only stay briefly.

I had to write to relate what a good time I had here, I've been in enough that I've got some favorites, but was still able to meet a new one today. I was in on day shift and it was slow, but the women were great, the dances were hot, I wish I'd had more time & money. The place is still a dump, here in the spring they haven't turned the A/C on, so it was muggy. $5 cover during the day. I had such a good time there that I was able to overlook these things.

I have been going here for one person lately. ... Wanetta .... she is beautiful and gives a very good old fashion dance so there is no chance of coming out with some std. the still have all the crazy stuff happening here as before but i think i will stick with her. best tits i ever met

Not all the girls are knockouts-in fact, some of them are NOT attractive at all in my opinion. However, more contact can be had here than anywhere else in the area. I couldn't rate the place higher because of the average talent level, but some girls are hot! I hear the night shift is better, but will have to confirm this in a future post.

Nasty. Went to the bar and ordered a drink, but was told that no liquor was served, because it is a nude club. A very small diet coke was 6.50. Took a seat between the bar and the stage, where a woman was dancing who was so fat she looked like a bowling ball with legs, and with a face that would stop a clock. Although I sat far from the stage and tried to avoid eye contact, as soon as her set was over, she was all over me like a cheap suit. She took out one of her flabby breasts and rubbed it against the back of my hand, asking if I wanted to suck them (yuck!). I was already looking for an exit when another dancer took the stage who looked like a man in drag. Glancing around the room, I observed every known category of skank, some without recognizable female characteristics. Despite persistent efforts to make her go away, my tormenter began running her hands over my nether regions, and I couldn't shake the suspicion that she was trying to lift my wallet. I excused myself and bolted out the door, leaving Henry VIII south behind forever. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

The place isn't the same as it used to be, a good time can still be had, but it's become so commercialized, it used to be that there was an element of spontaneity but I was there a few days ago and it was like ordering off a menu. Of course, guys go there for the dances, but I was there at shift change and you could hardly find a dancer working the floor, they were all so busy in the dressing room and running back and forth that it created a surreal scene, there were a dozen guys sitting around drinking water, not talking to anyone, trying to care about watching the girl on stage (which we all know isn't the place's draw) for an hour. Avoid going in at the beginning of the shift, the girls aren't in a big rush to get ready to hustle, they'll all save that for the last hour they're there.

It's difficult to give Henry VIII South a high rating, since this club occupies a certain niche. Basically this is a place you go to if you want high mileage and just about nothing else. I went on a recent Wed night around 7:30. There were 4 girls, rating 3 to 7, and about 6 customers. Over time, the place livened up a bit. Cover was $7, and a coke in a juice glass (small!) was $6.25. The decor was basic, although I was told the stage had been upgraded. Girls dance three songs on stage, one covered, one topless, one nude. It's $10 for a wristband to get into the dance room, and $20 per song there. There is a more extensive menu i that dark room for those who are interested. I spoke with a couple of girls. One of them got all nervous when I mentioned TUSCL, and how I contributed reviews to it. She begged me not to mention her name. Then she scooted off and seemed to avoid me the rest of my visit. No matter, a nice tanned girl (the 7) with a large rack, and 14 years of experience kept me plenty entertained for the next hour. If you want high mileage, it may be worth the drive. If you want a beer, nice decor, and superior looking girls, there are other places in the Detroit area that will fit the bill much better.

Every few months I stop by, just to see if it has changed. For the most part, it has not, although it appears the stage has been remodeled since my last visit in the fall. There is no longer a pole across the ceiling, and they have added some strobe lighting. The girls were many of the same I've seen before, but all looked a little worse for wear. One girl looked really strung out. I was there for about 30 minutes, and left.

Been there a couple times during the day. Good mileage, exrtas all over the place. Nice girls, though I do like em dirty! HJ at the table which was nice and bbbj in the vip which was better. some of the girls are a little pushy but thats ok becuase they rub you a lot. If it werent so far away from me i would probably be one broke mother.

Henry VIII South's cover is $10 after 7pm and a bottle of water is still $6.25. I take my seat on a stool at the counter facing the stage and start to watch the show. It takes me a little while to notice but it's the red laser light that gives it away. They have got a new lighting system. Then I begin to notice other changes. There is a new paint job complete with playboy bunny stenciled at either side of the stage. The ceiling above the stage has been painted in UV reactive paint…. Then it hits me hard… the Home Depot soccer goal pole setup is GONE… there are no poles on the stage… I take a quick look around just to make sure I'm still in Henry VIII south, yup the funky party carpet looks the same, the bar stools and chairs look the same even the photos behind the bar are the same but changes have been made. Heck even the bouncer has an official Henry VIII staff shirt.

I look around and the dancers look new, I don't recognize any of them. There are maybe 10 or so dancers on shift and there are a wide range of dancer types represented. From Small and skinny to round and curvy, as you can expect there are some highs and lows included. Some of the dancers hit high marks one aspect then bottom out on other aspects. On the whole if you can look past an occasional flaw, then there are some good bodies working the shift.

The lack of poles must be a recent thing every now and then you can see the dancer reach up to grab the bar that's no longer there. So that relates to the dancers doing more mirror and floor work. At one point one of the dancers took an entire song to wash and wipe the smudges and smears off the mirrors at the back of the stage. At first I was like WTF but then I think if this was anywhere else in the world then I would be happy to watch a hot girl wash windows so I sit back and enjoy ;0). There is talk that the poles will be back soon and be replaced with ones that rotate.

There were a lot of girls working a lot something for everyone's tastes. Some are young some are OLD. There might have been one dancer there that I'd seen before at Henry VIII south but to me it looks like a newer crew.

The owners are investing in the club and I think it's a great start the new light and sound system is an improvement but not top of the line. Henry VIII is now less like a dive more of a place to chill (no alcohol) and see boobs.


stopped in the club a few weeks back and got solicited by a bunch of old ladies. I am no spring chick at 46 but I like my dancers to be in their 30s at least. One on them was 57 years old.... not bad for that age but not what i wanted. to be fair there was a share of younger girls there who met the mark ... so i got rid of the old stuff and waited my turn with the young ones

Dropped in on a Sunday a couple of weekends ago, the power went out because of a storm and they were on generator power for about an hour and a half (I was there for about three hours). The dancers were dressed warmly 'cause the heat was off, but it kinda warmed up in the VIP. Tonya, Blair, and Suzy-Q made the trip more than worthwhile. Good deals to be had in the VIP, what with the economy as slow as it is, more than one dancer has told me that business is pretty bad there.

Visted the club on a Wednesday afternoon. Eight dancers working and five customers. Henry's is a club where you come in and get what you need, this isn't a club to kick back and relax for a couple hours. Girls ranged from 4-7. I believe I spotted Snaggle Tooth, as mentioned in a previous review.

Took a tall skinny blonde to VIP for a couple of warm up dances. There was another couple in VIP, looked like they were doing the FS thing. My dancer requested that I finger bang her while she got off watching the other couple. Had a fun time doing that.

I exited VIP and spotted a mid 30's blond with big naturals, who had just walked in for the day. I took her back to VIP for a very enjoyable BJ. She demanded that I cum on her tits. She said no one is allowed to cum on the floor, because the other girls will slip on it. Ah, rules, rules, rules.

Left a happy man after 45 minutes or so. I'll be back when the mood strikes.

Now Henry's South is not a high end club by any means. the place is, well, a dump. The majority of the girls are not attractive-in my opinion. Some of the girls are good looking. However, the mileage here is off the charts-especially on the day shift. I can count on one finger(ok, maybe two fingers) the girls that do not provide extras. I prefer this type of club to a highbrow white collar club where someone parks your car, chacks your coat and watches you pee. I can do all of those things myself. I'd prefer to spend my money on the girls.

Came in here last Friday night around 10:00 and for the first time in my last couple of visits was quite disappointed. My two favorite girls were no where to be seen (Jada and Tiffany who normally work Fridays). The selection on hand was quite pathetic with only one white girl and one black girl that I would consider true stripper quality. Man the girls work hard to try to sell themselves for dances in this place. I love attention, but its almost as if you can't beat them off you with a stick even if you try. Was almost ready to walk out after about an hour but then took a girl up for the festivities. At least my lower extremities left a happy man, even though my mind didn't.

Had an appointment but a half hour to kill so I stopped in. Took my usual seat at the bar and before long was approached by a hefty mexican looking fgirl. Nice and friendly but I was not in a hurry that night. WE chatted while she rubbed my crotch to get me in the mood for a "dance". We then moved to teh counter overlooking the stage and her hands kept busy. My zipper came down and Mr happy got loose and she kept massaging, licking her hand occasionally. Finally she moved on and a decent looking blonde sat down with Mr happy still loose. The blonde picked up where th first girl left off, but I told her I honestly had to get going. I'll be back.

Paid a visit a couple months ago. I had not been sitting too long when the blonde I met back in April, came over and sat down next to me. She was topless. She gave me a nice kiss & whispered in my ear, "Where have you been, I've missed you." Seconds later her hand was rubbing my hardening cock thru my shorts. She then asked if I wanted to play, I nodded yes & we were off to the back room. The room was empty & we sat in one of the secluded corners. She sat straddling my lap & started a BBHJ inside my shorts while starting to kiss me again. I was rock hard in about a minute. She wasted no time in getting my cock out of my shorts & in her hot mouth & began a Deep Throating. Again I lasted as long as possible before exploding in her hot mouth.

Stopped in on a Monday afternoon - for the infamous day shift. I enjoy to a certain extent, the aggressiveness of the girls. But on day shift - you literally need a nut cup to keep them off your groin - in the bar. I have given Henrys fairly good reviews in the past - it is what it is - but I enjoy some mystery - some teasing - a little fondling. Not on this particular day shift - you either wanted extras or get outta there. Too bad - because I always found this place to be delightfully tacky and decidedly non high pressure. If you wanted extra fun - it was available - but not required.

The conversation with the girl at the bar summed it up - if I didn't want Billy Joel or full service - what was I doing there? I agreed with her and left. Maybe I was just in a bad mood but Henrys was just too much this day.

Went on a Tuesday night. Place is dumpy and just a little scary inside. Dancers included. I would have paid at least half of them to keep on their clothes if it hadn't been so dark that it did not matter cause you can't see good anyway.

But sum of the dancers were okay enough (5-7) range. A couple of them had a funny way of shaking hands (or at least I think thats what they were trying to do) when they said hello. A few asked me about private dances but I wasn't interested. The first who did get me interested said the private dances were just topless so I said no thanks. The next one was the first who tried to shake hands at the bar ;) and I said sure when she asked for a dance. But the dance was kinda boring even though she ensured my hands roamed everywhere and she did the same but OTP. It was too dark to see anything and she seemed kinda drunk so that was probably it. I said no to a second one.

I finally got approached by the one dancer that I wanted to talk to all night. I dont remember her name but I never saw her wearing anything more than a white thong, those criss-cross ribbon things on her legs, and heels. She was a good, solid 7 & 1/2, blonde and seemed very popular for private dances. When she took me back the only chair available was right by the open door so I could see better but I felt really exposed and visible too. She was wild and made me touch everything. She also asked if I'd be mad if she did the same and I guess I didn't object enough. She took care of everything in just two songs but then told me it was the price of five songs after the fact because they were "special". Other than that surprise it was great.

I visited on a recent Wednesday night around 9PM. It looked like it might be closed because from the front (street) side and left side (South?) there was no activity visible but when I pulled around to the right side as you view it from the street there were a bunch of cars and somebody was leaving through the door to the parking lot. I entered that door but was told that I had to pay the cover at the front. As posted by others its non-alcoholic but most dancers get down to just footwear and makeup which is a good trade-off for beer. I picked a seat and by the time I could look up at the stage there was a hand in my lap! It was attached to a reasonably attractive (7) dancer who struck up a conversation aimed at liberating me from some of my cash (which was why I was there). I bought the required wristband after agreeing to a 'dance' in the back but when we got back there the conditions caused me to re-consider and leave. I didn't ask for a refund but its not my kind of place although I can see how some might like it.

Stopped in Saturday night, still no liquor, I love the lies the dancers tell that soon the liquor will be back, hahaha, but booze isn't the attraction here. The dancers still give some of the highest mileage anywhere in the Detroit area. The main bar area has been remodeled, it's a lot better than it used to be, the VIP area is still the small dark room where the fun is, pay the bouncer the $10 wristband fee after you select the dancer you want and just about anything you want will happen.

I stopped tonite since it was $10 dances on Mondays. I was pleasantly surprised to find that the whole bar was remodelled. Two of the side stages were consolidated into one stage with the remaining space allocated for new seatings. Also the old chairs were replaced by new chairs in addition to new speakers. But the quality of dancers remain the same with number of 7's and a few 9's. Maria, a tall thin blondie was the only one from dayshift which I remember other than the real ugly ones. The private dances still cost $10 to enter and depending on the day will go from $10 to $20. I got dances from 2 dancers, a new Mexican who was hot and let me roam throughout without any restrictions. The bad news is that she somehow took the cash out of my jacket. Lost $65 bucks. Watch out for her and she goes by the name Anna.

Last Weds. I stopped in for a very happy hour. After paying entrance fee and buying a good brand of NA beer, I made my way to a standup bar divider halfway between the real bar and the stage. It's a couple of steps elevated above the stage as well.

I was quickly greeted by a couple of dancers and shared a drink with a taller, blond haired one whose name, she whispered in my ear, was what ever I wanted it to be. She wanted me to buy a VIP dance, but I said that I wanted to nurse my beer and chat first.

She soon convinced me to spring for the $10 arm band and $20 dance in the VIP area. It was a great dance and she was funny and friendly. Made me want to, . . .er, return to the establishment again.



Well, this past weekend I went back to Henry's. This was a different experience than previous visits, I'm just not sure whether it was for the better or not. I arrived around 6:30 pm, and the day shift was leaving. That was a good thing. The day shift was very scary. The night shift was much better, and at least looked several decades younger. After being approached several times, I finally let a dancer names Sassy sit and talk for a while. She was very pleasant, and did not try to get me to go to the VIP right. Eventually, we made our way back there. She asked if I wanted a normal dance or a special dance. I chose normal. We go back, and she goes into her handbag and pulls out a bottle of lube. I'm thinking, "I chose normal, what's this?" Turns out it was for her. She was very into touching herself, and the lube helped, so it was quite a show. She eventually suggested that I "do her" and she would "do me." I declined, so she just continued "doing" herself. There was some good grinding, too. Then she turned around, and put her legs up i the air near my head, giving me an up close view of everything, and I'm pretty sure she tossed a finger into her back door. By this time, I knew I was in way over my head, so when the song ended, I decided it was time to leave.

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon. About 6 girls there, some of the usuals who have been there for years. Same agressive salse pitch but always worthwhile. Deanna is great and eager to please. Same deal with $10 back room entrance fee, but anything goes there and all the girls know it and no one cares. Girls not the prettiest but milage can't be beat.

Henry's south...that's about all you need to say. I haven't been here in a long time but decided to see if anything had changed since my last visit. I wasn't happy last time, as the girl kept trying to get additional tips from me, so I stayed away for quite awhile.

But it was a Saturday afternoon and I had a couple of hours to kill, so I nade my way down I-75 to check things out.

Got approached right away by a girl who is not my type. I kept telling her i wanted to get adjusted to the light (it was a sunny day) and view some of the stage shows first. She finally got the hint and left.

Went in the back with my 2nd choice (first choice was on stage) and had the typical Henry's fun. Waited a few minutes and sampled my first choice, as she had finished her stage routine.

Not on my regular circuit of clubs, but every now and then, you just gotta get to Henry's.

Visited for the first time yesterday, botj afternoon and evening. The place is kind of a dump, but after reading the reviews, I knew that. Like others have said, there's just one reason to come here. Jamie offered me a graet time during the afternoon and Suzie-Q did the same at night for almost 30 minutes in the back. Spend a fair amount of money, but came away with total satisfaction and some nice memories.

I'm drawn to this club for some reason. The majority of girls are an the low end insofar as looks are concerned. The night cover charge was too high, and there's a two drink minimum of nonalcoholic 6.00 cokes, but hey. It's nude now, and more to the point, occassionally there's a hottie like haily there who takes you in the back room and rocks your world.

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. It wasn't to busy there were about 5-8 girls working that day. The club was clean it was nice out so they had one of there doors open. The bar was O.K. I didn't know they couldn't serve alcohol, no problem got a pop instead. Thats when I was approached by a leggy blonde with a huge rack, she said you wanna go to the back, I said sure, she said $20 a song and you can do anything you want. I said what entails anything she said let your imagination run wild. I did and then slapped myself back into reality and just reserved myself for a nice relaxing lap dance with this pretty blonde girl. After the amazing dance I got I left without even getting her name but thats alright I just thought of her saying those words anything you want to me over and over again.

Went on a recent Friday nite. It was PACKED, lots of customers, not enough dancers to keep everyone busy. Got a couple of decent dances with McKenzie, then ran into Blair. She's...um...filled out since I last saw her a year or two ago, and in a good way. I left well-satisfied after getting $140 worth of dances from her. Still, I'd say that mileage is considerably higher on day shift.

Saw some new girls from my last visit in June. $40-$60 will get you a HJ, some will BJ, and others may do more for a $100. The VIP room is where its at. The bar is dry, and so are the girls hands. Some chaffing may take place as the girls are on stage often. The best straegy is a bottled water, and don't be in a big hurry to pick your girl. Give a few minutes to decide who you will finish your evening with. I would like to coin a new phrasem YMIG, your mileage is guanteed.
Cheers.

Still no liquor license but that doesn't stop anyone from going to henry Viii south... the club is still a dive but its popular. H8s is a nude club so all the drinks are soft. I don't know if its the economy but last couple of times I've visited I've been hassled more about buying the 2 minimum $6.50 soft drinks... they should at least wait for me to finish my first drink and its not like I'm nursing the drink either. Here is a tip for you if you have to buy a soft drink at a club go for the bottled water... That way you can put the cap back when you go for your dances... nothing worse than taking a sip of your expensive Pepsi going for a dance and the coming back to your seat and noticing that your drink is either gone or worrying if its still ok to drink. I now put the cap on and take the drink with me.

In Michigan H8s is one of the highest if not THE highest mileage club. A full menu of extras are available (if you know where to look). Here is a tip if its your first time at H8s and your looking for extras don't just blurt it out... spend some time in the club and the extras will be 'made available' Also make sure you know how much its going to 'cost' you. Don't expect the price of the dances to cover any extras...

So when all else fails, head to Henry's! I think I'm slowly working my way through the entire night shift. One of my things to do before I die is to make it in during the day shift. I'd say at this point an HJ is pretty much standard for $100 at night. No names needed, I haven't run across 1 girl who isn't willing to earn her money.

I went here on a Saturday afternoon and it was very dead. Plenty of women, but none were really worth looking at. However, you don't go here for looks. What was disappointing was when I sat down a woman approached me and asked if I wanted to go to the back. I told her not yet, I had just arrived. I did not say "no", but she said thanks and moved on. I may have said yes a little later, if she had just sat down to talk for a few minutes. This happened three times, until the fourth woman finally sat down. We talked for a little while and then went to the back. The dance was not that great, but she got me where I wanted to go. Just know when you go in these women have been at it a long time, they just want to get on with business, get their money and get you on your way. But you will get what you come for if you ask.

having recently been here during the day ...rather early i can say that i prefer the night time better. it appears that it is friendlier as well as less quick brush offs if you just want to sit back and relax awhile. day time ppl always hit you up fast and if you want to just drink a little pop they take off even when you want a latter dance. i will try to keep to the night time girls for a while and give it a try again later

i finally decided to go here after reading all the reviews to see if what i read was true, and yes it is all true. the bar is a dump the vip area is a bunch of cars lined up next to each other, but what you get for ur money is definitely worth it. the only thing i didnt like was the fact that you have to pay 10 bucks just go get into the vip area. but the door guy turns a blind eye to what does on in the vip room.

I went back here for the first time in a while last night, a Saturday. I rolled in around 1 am. There were lots of guys, and maybe 8 girls. None of the girls were better than a 6, and that was probably because the lights were real low. The hottest girl in the place was a waitress. I was offered dances by a girl who said her name was Wineta (sp?). She was not very attractive, and I politely declined. A short wile later I was offered a dance by Tiffany. I had a dance from Tiffany once before, and I recalled it being very hands on. Of course, back then Tiffany was about 20 pounds lighter, which probably made it more interesting. This time, I went to the backroom with her for two songs. She offered to give me a "fun" dance, but I opted for the regular dances, which are still more hands on than at most other clubs, if you're into that. Also, the backroom smelled generally bad. All in all, I have once again vowed to never return her. The girls are typically not good looking, the whole place needs to be bleached, and the clientele is slightly shady. This time, I hope I keep my vow!

This place is delightfully tacky. There will be some lookers - and there will be some non lookers. Best to fend off the fuglies and wait because all the girls circulate pretty well. There is no bouncer interference whatsoever - they know what goes on in the back and could care less.

Went back with a beautiful african 24 year old with a fine set of headlights - she really knew how to use her hands. $10 wristband - $20 a song plus tip - satisfaction is almost always guaranteed. I personally think the beauty level is on the rise here. Never a safety concern - a dump - but I wouldn't have it any other way. Only reason for the 8 is that the talent level is not on a par with top rated places - and its only water at $6 a bottle.

Most times you get a hj or bj in the VIP. Other times you get a cold shoulder. $10 gets you in the Vip. Girls are about 8-9. No alchohol served, no food, only soft drinks. Girs are friendly and out going. Great place to go and have fun. Girls are someimes available after hours at your hotel or their place. Vip wrist bang gets you in Vip all day, you can leave and come back. The more you tip the better the personal service. All in all the place is simple and easy.

i have been here a few times in last few months. this place is a true hit or misser. i have been there when there are only gals i would not touch. other times they can have some true lookers mixed in with a couple of not so good looking. the back room varies as to what dancers will do but all in all its been very satisfying. bouncers dont seem to care much but will sometimes pop in their head ... never seen anyone bothered by the bouncer no matter what was going on. if i want to hit a bar without having friends come along this is the perfect place to be a loner

Made the trip here again a lil while back. Was told that Dianna was on vacation and I was bummed at first. Then a black girl whose name I can't remember sat down next to me. All I can say is she knew how to use her hands. Amazing hands. Only downsides to this trip were the missing Dianna, and the fact that there was only one other attractive girl there (the one mentioned above) but it was a day shift, so all things considered, it was a heck of a time.

made the trip from Ohio on June 9, hit 4 spots in all. The girls make the rounds ever so slowly, and visit the regulars first. I had one approach me that was blonde, mid 30's, fairly good shape. We talked brifely before we made the trip to the back. Enjoyed some DFK and fondled the boobies. In no time she went for the BBBJ and was encourging me to run her cat which was moist. She asked if she was ok, uh yeah, I mentioned I had a cover, she said that was up to me, uh yeah, on went cover, on I went. The catch is, if everyone is **enjoying themselves** at what point is sloppy seconds really gross? I don't know, but for $100 I'll be back.

Still a dump, I've given up on ever seeing a men's bathroom that doesn't remind you of something at a cheap '50s roach motel. But the VIP room is as active as ever (if not more). Visited last week during the day and was treated royally by Carmel, a slender 40ish bottle-blonde with a very...um...outgoing personality. A few less-than-stellar dancers there, but most of them ranged from GND (girl next door) to "hot".

this place is not as bad as what i expected. it is in a nice neighborhood across from relatively new condos/appts. it sits by itself with no nearby businesses. all in all i felt safe to park there. no booze so all nude. girls where friendly and not pushy. vip is a small little room ... pay 10 bucks to get back there ... they just have chairs set up. dances from all the girls included a happy ending for a generally low cost .....

Made the very long drive from central OH to this club on a recent Tue night. Motivation was to get away from the crappy clubs in OH, and see if previous reviews were on target. They were. This place has no redeeming value whatsoever. I like it. Plain building, easy to find, arrived 8PM and parked in the back lot. Paid my cover, bought my $6.25 coke (yup, juice bar), and looked around. ABout 5 girls working, rating 4 to 7. A few more girls arrived over next 90 minutes, and quality rose a bit. Girls dance 3 songs on stage and get totally naked on either the first, second or third dance - no pattern. Was approached by several girls. One particular lady, Sherri, was slim, but not exactly a young girl, and my experience suggests this is usually a good thing. She was friendly, talkative and touchy feely. Lots of banter about the potential mileage in the lap dance rooom. Eventually broke down, paid my $10 for the wrist band, and went in there. Bare room, metal chairs, no privacy. Not that I care at this point! Dances are $20, but expect negotiation session for extra attention. Just what I expected. We negotiated. I left reasonably happy and $130 lighter.

Second time I had been here in a year. Pleasantly surprised compared to my last visit. Last time I couldn't find one girl that did it for and this time I would say there were 3 or 4 that I found quite stunning. It was a Saturday night though, so improved talent should be expected. The girls at the bottom end were pretty nasty though. Club has absolutely no atmosphere, although most girls will dance nude during their 3 song set. Sampled two dancers and had a great time with both. First was quite forward in the seats with her hands so had a dance and it was immediately clear that pretty much anything was on the table. Took her up for a decent hj(80)but it is tough to get comfortable in the crappy chairs they have in the lap dance room. There is absolutely no privacy either, but their usually aren't many individuals in there. The second dancer was absolutely stunning and I took her up on an hj and bbbj (100). A good time was had.

This place is near Detroit Metro Airport but off the beaten path a bit. The neighbourhood and parking are fine. Inside is worn looking but there are some intersting girls. Mostly white 21-35 and average about a 6-7.
There are private dances available in a room off the main room. Not too much interference from the bouncer so a reasonable amount of fun is possible.
Girls- 6-7
Milage-7
Value- 7
Bottom line is I would go back when I am in the area.

Went to Henry's on a Friday evening around 10:00 PM. There were around 10-15 girls willing to offer many different things and were open about it. The girls range between 20s and 30s and many are very attractive. Overall they are pretty friendly and willing to satisfy you.

The Vip area is a small room with chairs and is poorly lit. The restroom is not very clean and they don't have hand towels.

Might try it out once more for the specials.

Came in just before shift change on a friday nite. Wide variety of girls some more forward than others. Nichole offers a variety of services right out in the open for all to hear. This club is more than just a strip club. Sometimes I think it should be located in Nevada brothel country. All the girls offer extras, some at no more than the cost of a lap dance. Fun place overall. cover charge is $10, drinks $6 No alchol. rist band $10.

Arrived 10:00 Mom's Day. 5 gals & 4 guys, slow night. The 9, Samantha, 22 yr old blonde, very nice, tall, came over to talk. After a while I brushed her boobs. Up goes the top & I get some fondling going on firm C-cups and nice smooth skin. I put her hands near my lap & right away she starts 2 handed stroking me and asks to go to the private room. I tell her soon and in short order I'm hard & leaking. One other couple was finishing a BBHJ. Soon she & I took the corner more private chairs & she reached in giving me a BBHJ. I asked for a BJ but she declined saying I'd be very satified and could stroke the muff, but keep the fingers out. So, I started rubbing her button and lower lips and she continued a hot BBHJ until I exploded on her soft hands. I then asked her 2 or 3 songs? and she said that it would be $100. Had I had more blood in my big head, I could have negotiated the fee to $50 I think. Of course YMMV. Still a very happy time as usual @ HVII.

I visited Henry's after reading some positive reviews. As the others mentioned this is simply a blue collar bar with holds no bar. I hardly saw any lap dancing and pretty much the girls are very direct hustling for extras. It was Thursday day shift, but did not find more than 6 or 7 girls, out of which only 2 were not bad. The music was 80's rock 'n roll and no alcohol. Paid $5 to get in and $5 for water and dances are negotiable even though the going rate is $20.

Had a great time here :) its a typical hamilton bar. If u like laid back & extras this is the bar to go. Ladies are older on days & younger on nites. I like Ruby on days. Some might like Dee Dee. U won't miss Suzy q on Friday nites.... Younger ones on nites would be Sabrina, Honey, ...



Was in on 3/31/07 for my 1st visit of the year. (I don't go to Clubs during the winter) I was hoping to see my favorite dancer Suzy Q. I didn't see her. Henry's has not changed & I don't care! I'm not there for the decor. I hooked up with a decent looking Blonde who I had not had any dances from before. She promised high mileage & she fulfilled her promise. There was one other couple in the backroom that had just entered before the Blonde & me. During the initial song her hands went down my pants & were getting my cock hard. Near the end of the song she whispered in my ear, "Do you want more honey?” I said definitely! So she slid down to her knees & pulled out my hard as a rock cock. She started out licking & sucking on the head. After a few minutes of that action she started bobbing her head with deep throat action. Interestingly the other guy in there with us was getting the same kind of oral action from a short brunet. I lasted as long as I could before blowing my nut in her warm mouth. Thank heaven for the end of the month action at Henrys!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe I’ll be spending some more $$$ on this Blonde. ;)

Came back after several months on hiatus. Arrived at noon on a weekday...don't recommend that unless you want to get in without a cover and cheaper beverages...if you get there before the dancers get on stage you don't pay a cover and the water is $3 (don't know about the soft drinks or energy drinks, didn't get either one). Stayed a while, got a dance or two from Skyler, wasn't bad, altho the girls are doing the "you buy me a drink?" hustle. Yuck.

Always a little scary going into this place and never sure what you'll see. Had a dance with Stacey and received some good milage. VIP is not very private, the guy next to me was receiving a BJ from a blonde. Bouncer always looking in but does not stop anything that may be going on.

went last week during early evening, about eight dancers... rating 5-8.. was impressed by the menu ( 2 dances and $30 for HJ ) and was told more was available on days....the women were quite nice.. Amy being the prettiest... a Goth brunette with a plaid skirt ( and nipple bars ) Very dark on stage, however.
This is not a fancy club, but the girls are cute, aggressive, and satisfaction is ON th MENU... I would not recommend this place as a "Gentlemen's Club" but it IS pure raunch...

Stopped in to ‘HenryViii – south’ close to midnight on Friday night. Club was busier that I had seen in a while about 60% full. Cover is still $10 and soft drinks like Pepsi and water are $6.25. You still need a $10 wristband to get into the VIP Room; dances are still $20 per song.

Still no liquor license so no alcohol… no alcohol means Nude dancing…

Mileage is running VERY high in the club at the moment and there are a lot of dancers offering ‘specials’.

It’s been one of the few times that I’ve been to Henry Viii – South when the VIP room has been full…

On the shift the dancers ranged from 5 up to an 8 on looks (out of 10) There were at least two separate generations of dancers working that shift with some dancers in the 20’s and some in their 40’s… I recognized some of the dancers from previous visits but a few new faces caught my attention.

The club is laid back and low key, the three TV’s at the club are more likely to be tuned into the discovery channel or NBC than a sports feed.

It’s still a little seedy but so far it’s my favorite club for nude dancing


Stopped in here last Friday night. Not too many patrons, about 7 girls. Most were not attractive. I talked to one who said she was new. She was cute, friendly, and completely out of place. I got a dance from her and she was good. Not crazy mileage, but enjoyable. I also got a dance from a blonde whose name I didn't get. She didn't try to hide the fact the mileage would be high. She wasn't kidding. First song and her hands were trying to get down my pants. That was more than I wanted, so I left after the one. Basically the same old Henry's.

Yup its end of the month and rents due so its high millage season at Henry the VIII South. This place is well worth a stop for the friday/ Saturday day shift 1pm to 6pm. The club is still a bit of a dive but the private dances can get you going... and more. Still No Alcohol but Nude stage dances..


I stopped by here on a recent Thursday afternoon. The place was not very crowed at the time. There were several girls there dancing and most were in the 6-7 range. I had a private dance with Ruby that was very high-mileage. Very enjoyable. Yes, the place is still pretty dumpy but it is made up in other ways. Enjoy.

Since Henry VIII lost its liquor license no alcohol is served in the club, all drinks are about $6.50 each (including bottled water). With no alcohol that also means that the stage shows are fully nude and not just topless. A stage set normally last 2 to 3 dances. The dancers start fully clothed and end up totally nude by the second song.

The stage shows are actually more like a sideshow for the main event the VIP Lap dances. It costs $10 to get a wristband that will allow you into the VIP area. Dances cost $20 each and specials are extra. The VIP area is more like a store room; it’s basically empty with some hard backed chairs. There is a harsh green light bulb for illumination so there are some funky shadows in the place.

Henry VIII is know for being a high mileage club and well its worth its reputation. However it’s far from a win-win situation, it’s almost like higher mileage = lower looks. There are some good lookers but also some that aren’t as hot. Obviously your mileage may vary depending on the shift and the dancers working it but the ‘green’ VIP room is known for its specials. Off-shifts like day shifts (the usually slow shifts) are better for specials. Also shifts near the end or the beginning of the month are normally higher mileage.

Summing up Henry VIII - South the club looks worn out and shabby it looks like a total dive but if you can get over the shortcomings of the décor it’s actually a fun place to hang out. It’s almost like spending time within the pages of ‘Readers Wives’ with all those MILF’s. It’s like your neighbor, you know the lady down the street is throwing a party and things are getting a little crazy as she takes off her shirt. If only someone could go and make a beer run. Henry VIII is a dive but it’s a fun dive.


I hadn't been in for awhile, so I stopped in and was glad to see they have spiffed the place up. It used to be rather dingy, but paint and a few other fixups make it better. Dances are still pretty fine in the VIP, one hears wild rumors about things back there, but some of my all time favorites are still working and they make one glad to stop in. Drink prices are up, for pop, and the dancers now have to get customers buy a number of drinks per shift. So Hamilton hangs in there, despite losing his liquor license, and I hope Henry the VIII keeps going

Checked out the nite shift on a Fri nite recently, got dances from Cheri (slender older blonde), Amy (young slender blonde, is there a pattern there? lol), and Sophie (thicker-but-not-fat brunette). Very pleased with all three, they were very enthusiastic and eager to please.

Thoughts from last night:

Tall brunette chick: too old, and kinda looked like a post op tranny

Tiffany: drunk, and scary

Technique: Cute, and has an awesome stage dance

Big booded black chick with yellow highlights and a gap in her teeth: very friendly, prolly could have gotten a dance with me, except she was trying more with her personality, and less with her boobs.

Star: Wow! Super hot (and I usually don't dig black chicks as much). She looked like Jada Pinket, only with pretty hair and a nice set of boobs. Sensual, and seductive. Not nearly as hands on as Dianna or Jada, but still a pretty good lap dance. I'd totally see her again.

I recently paid a visit to this club and was dissapointed by the quailty of dancers. They appeared to be a bit older and out of shape. The majority of the girls just sat around and talked among themselves. i dont know if this was just a slow night or a regular occurance. Not worth a second visit.

Again, I can't say enough good things about Diana. I've been back twice since the last time, and tragically Diana was absent the first time.

Jada however was not. And Jada was mind numbingly hot. Very very hands on. It felt more like making out with someone then just getting the usual lap grind. However at the end, when she started trying for more cash, it was a little off putting. I mean I know that the girls are there for a reason, but at least be subtle and coy about it. I don't like to feel like I'm talking to a prostitute.

Which brings me to my next trip. At first glance Diana was missing, and I almost left. Instead I got suckered into a dance from a lass named (I think, although its been a while) named Nicole. She offered a variety of services at a variety of prices, which I turned down. That might be why the lap dance was so lack luster.

Fortunately, Diana was there to save the day a little bit later, and all was well in the world. I just wish she hadn't been in the dressing room or whereever when I first came in. Alas, bad luck. Something tells me I'll be back to see her again.

Mileage is back to normal on dayshift. Also dropped in on a weekend night recently, saw lots of activity in the VIP. Jada looked hot (tall, very slender, legs to die for), couldn't get a dance with her 'cause I ran out of money. Suzi-Q is as good as ever, she's very..um..hands-on.

I stoped in at about 7pm on a Tuesday. I heard alot of good things about the mileage in this club, but after I paid $10 and walked in the door - I realy wished I hadn't done it. The women are down right scary, and I don't care how good the mileage is if the looks and bodies are this bad.

Stopped in here again and things are still going well. The stage show doesn't have much going for it, but this is really a lap dance place. It was the dayshift and I was well attended too.

For unknown reasons I tried this place again. About 4 guys there and 4-5 women. None of the girls were more than a 5. They also now charge a $10 cover during the day. That really doesn't make me want to go there. I sat on the end of the club closest to the door. None of the girls working even made it over to me - not that I was dissapointed. I think this place is hit or miss. It's more likely to be a hit when you've been drinking.