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October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280

What a fun and friendly bar. Girls are approachable and will sit and talk more than just asking for a dance. Dances are only $10 in a open area of the bar. Touching is allowed above the waist. Girls will grind your lap but no additional extras here. A very young group of girls from the early to late 20's. No oldies here. Always a fun place to stop for a dance or two. Drinks cost $5 and there is no cover charge during the day.

When on a Saturday around 6:00pm. There were only 6-8 dancers, but by 8pm it was up to the normal 10-15. The place looks like a dump but the drink prices $4.50-6 is great and the dances are $10. Songs are selected by the dancers, and are c.d's, no DJ. The girls do two songs on the main stage, the second song topless, then go to the satellite stage by the bar for 2 songs, both topless.

There are several smokin hot dancers, several very nice looking girls, a few normal girl next door types, and a few dogs. The trick for me is to get a few dances from the middle tier, and save the bigger wad for the top tier.


Made my monthly trip to the TL yesterday, a Friday evening. Arrived around 6 p.m., no cover before 7 p.m. If you can get there around 7-7:30, there are more girls, since shift change over is at 8 p.m.

Nice selection of girls, many in the 6-8 range, with a couple 9's and 3's. As mentioned before, dance are $10, and are performed in the bar area, no VIP. THe dances usually take place in the back of the club, which has a long bench seating area.

Had many dances, from 4 different girls, only one whom I've gotten dances from in the past. All were very nice to talk to and each had her own dancing style.

Corona beer is somewhat expensive $6, but you're looking at a bunch of naked ladies!

I go to TL every month or two. Last Tuesday was probably the worst I've seen, ever. I got there around 6pm and left shortly after 9pm. The girls ran from 4's to a couple 7's. I got dances from the 7 and one 4. Okay dance from the 7, and the 4 was ok with nipple sucking and light fingering of her cookie from behind.

maybe the holidays are not a good time to visit TL, instead hit the upscale clubs in Detroit.

Happy holidays to all.

Things are looking pretty good at the traffic light these days. Quite a few girls working, most in the 6 to 8 range, "friendly" dances for a suburban club (ok, it is a bad area of Mt. Clemens), beer stil cold, nice looking waitresses, dances only $10. Downside, still have a cover charge and limited hours, no dj and pretty dark inside. I have been a semi-regular at this club for sometime, and I can say it is as good as it ever has been (and most likely ever will be).

Went down here for lunch the other day, and things seem to be slipping a little. The ladies seem hesitant to do some of the things that they used to do quite freely. It seems that the girls are their own bouncers. It used to be that if the bouncer wasn't looking, things got hotter. And he usually wasn't very attentive. Now I notice that when a girl is dancing for you, she also watches for other girls. I guess they have a habit of telling the management on each other. Too bad.
The lunches are very good, by the way.

Made a fall visit last wednesday, shortly after 5 p.m. No cover before 7 p.m., then it's $5.

I had to get out by 7:30, so I didn't get to enjoy both the day and night shifts. I got dances from 4 different girls, ranging from 7-9. I'm a fan of petite girls, but even enjoyed the taller ones tonight.

All were good in their own ways. One was very sensuous and made eye contact while on her knees in front of me. She was even into light kisses.

My favorite of the night, and quickly working her way up the charts was a petite brunette with a new boob job. It definenately has improved her self-esteem, and her laps are hotter than ever. Two way touching and a hummer through the pants, using her tongue piercing is awesome.

I give it a 9 for value ($10 dances) laid back atmosphere, and number and quality, variety of girls.

I used to be quite a regular at this place, since I work close by, but I hadn't been here in about 6 months, so I thought I would check it out once more.

Being in Macomb County, this place was always kind of mild compared to the Detroit clubs, but the dances are only $10, so it is a good bargain. My 9 rating is based on bang for the buck. You can sure get a much better dance at the Detroit Clubs, but it is going to cost you. Sometimes it is nice to get a more mellow experience that can last 10 dances for only $100.

Anyway, I got dances from several girls and soon realized that the mileage factor has definitely gone up at this place. All of the girls let me fondle their breasts and most of them let me suck on their nipples. Some gave me some nice kisses. Remember, these are $10 dances. I have gotten less from some girls at other bars at $20 to $25 a dance.

But the best part is that my very favorite dancer from the past was still there. She is a brunette with a gorgeous face and a formidible body with big, awesome natural boobs. And she is a real sweetheart. And again, she gave me better dances than ever before. For the first time, I got to manhandle those magnificent breasts and suck on her nipples. She even let me fondle her crotch thru her g-string. She was definitely the only girl who let me do that, though. Since that day, I have been back three more times and got the same experience from all the girls.

So if you are on a budget, this is a great place to get good dances at a bargain price.

Third trip this summer. I had given up on regular visits for several years for various reasons, but have been pleasantly surprised by my last two visits to TL.

The layout and atmosphere are the same, an L shaped club. Fairly small I guess by most strip club standards. The lighting is good, but the music tends to be too loud to be able to hold a quiet conversation unless you're away from one of the speakers.

Overall the girls run the gamut from 3-7, with an occassional 8-9 or 2.

The last trip, I was sitting at the second stage, more like a long bartop where the girl dances, and a girl comes up behind me and asks if I want a dance. Thanks to this board I knew enough to turn around before replying, thank god! She must have been the only 2 I have ever seen there, so I told her "maybe later".

There were between 12-15 dancers there from 5pm to 7pm when I left. Tonight most were small to medium natural breasted girls, with a couple enhanced girls. FWIW I got a couple dances from one silicone girl and she was pretty but I don't really care to be beaten around the face by fake tits. She was however open to limited two way touching until I got a little to close to the kitty from the back side. She was polite but my hand was moved by her to one of her boobs.

I had several dances, $10 from two other girls, both 6-8, depending on your taste, both with small breasts. One girl was very good at the standard lapper and even with my blood pressur medicine, mr happy was standing tall at the end of the session.

The corona's are $6 and I believe the bud light $5.50, but the waitresses are attentive, especially if you tip decent.

I like the corner bar atmosphere, and if you tip the dancers, a $5 usually gets their attention, you can pry them away from the regulars for as many dances as you want.

Only one black dancer last visit, with a mixture of blondes and brunettes, most very nice looking, overall a nice place to chill for a couple hours.

No cover until 6 or 7pm, then only $3. Free lighted parking.

No private VIP ares, but the girls usually find a booth or bench to make the experience better.



Visited TL last week. I used to go there at least 5-6 times a year, but it has been almost a year since last trip. First off, I'm not too interested in the looks and atmosphere of clubs I'm familiar with. That being said, if it was my first time At the TL I would definately not have a good first impression. The place looks the same as it did years ago, with no apparent attention to maintenance. The club itself is nedium sized, with an L shape to it. The main stage is at the mid-point of the club, and offers an excellent view thoughtout. The bar area seats about 10 facing away from the dancers. The second stage is basically a runway directly in front of about 8 bar stools (very nice place to setup lap dances).

The dancers vary in nationally and ethnicity, with age running from 18-late 30's? If you like variety, this is the place. Some girls put more into there lap dances, so you should pay attention before getting one.

The prices for dances are $10, and the coronas I order are $5-5.50. The food is good I hear, and ocassionaly the waitresses will bring around free slices of pizza. Good waitresses, by the way.

To me, its a nice, albeit not ritzy place to go to have a few drinks, watch a game on one of several T.V.'s, and most of all to see topless girls.

Thought I would give them a little time to get themselves together and fix the problems at the Light. Went there on 6-20 07 and was hoping that the situation had improved. Teach me to think positive. There were only 4 girls there at 1 pm and as usual, there kept to themselves after their stage show. The stage was ok, give it a 5 but they left and went right to the bar and never circulated the room. Saves me my scheckles but does nothing for the rest of me. Anyway, if in Detroit, stay on 8 mile or go to the airport if you are looking for anything that resembles entertainment

Gentlemen,
Unfortunately all goods things must come to an end and the light is almost out at the Traffic Light. Went there on the 30th of January a little after lunch to get a quick pick me up before heading home and was I disappointed beyond belief. There were only 4 girls in the place around 2 in the afternoon nad their enthusiam was not present. I sat down near the stage and the girls would have to force themselves to take the stage and do thier 2 set routine. They should have paid the few poor guys who had to wittness the lack of action. As soon as the girl would finish her set, off she would go to sit at the bar with the other girls who were not dancing and just drink. Never again will I make the trip to the light, it has gone out.

Made my first visit to the Traffic Light last week. The club is nicer on the inside than I expected it would be. Perhaps it has been recently upgraded. One main stage with two smaller ones. During day shift there were about 8 or 9 dancers on duty. Most were fairly attractive, solid Michigan 6s, maybe one 8, and probably two 5s. Could have been a comfortable atmoshphere except for the fact that it was freezing in there. I've been in some cool clubs (during summer), but nothing this cold. Most of the dancers were drinking hot tea and coffee and complaining about the temp. All dances are $10. and are done mostly at the tables along one wall of the club. Some grinding and a very small amount of touching upstairs. Overall, not a bad place to kill an hour or so, but not much in the way of dances.

First time in TL for a long time. Decided to see if they had any new talent. Got there about 2:30 pm, maybe 10-12 dancers, which isn't a bad quantity. Trouble is, not much quality. Just average-looking girls, not ugly, but no stunners.

If there had been a few dancers that caught my eye, I wold have tried a few laps, as it looked like the laps had improved since my last visit.

No cover, but I was surprised to pay $5.50 for a beer. Didn't beers used to be $3.75 or so?

Drank my one beer and left. I'll try the night shift and see if it's any better.

Haven't been to this club in about 8 months and not much has changed except the quality of the dancers. Hard as it is to believe they went down, and I don't mean literally. The average dancer is probably a 5 - 6, at best. Only one really good one that I saw. That being said, they will work hard for their dances. Plenty of grinding and quite frankly she wanted me to fully enjoy myself. She was also quite liberal with respect to my hands. For $10 that is a bargain.

The lunch is still the best thing in that place. Ribs for $8. Beers $6. Dances $10

Stopped in for a drink after work on a Monday evening. It was busy, but I still had a drink in my hand by the time I found a seat. It looked like all the stage side seats were taken so I had to sit at the bar. Surprisingly a dancer came and struck up a conversation in no time. I think her name was Amber. She had a drink with me and we found a better place to sit. Had a few decent dances until another dancer called her away. I liked the laid back atmosphere and will be back again.

Back at the Traffic Light for the first time in a while. I like this club. They have a whole bunch of pretty/cute sexy women. The dances are above average and the beer is cold. Downside, no dj, girls have to play music from a computer jukebox. Dances are good, but no VIP room. Still, a good place to stop for a few cold ones on the way home from work.

Went to the Traffic Light on 5/26 thought I would treat myself to a birhtday dance. What a shocker. In the past, the Light was a good place to get your money's worth but the turnover has been high and the new batch of girls are low. Went in around 2 in the afternoon to see and there were only 5 girls in the place and only 1 stage going. Sat in a booth nad waited for the girls to drift by but nothing occured. There was one good looking girl named Cheyann but she was preoccupied with sitting at the bar and talking to the bartender. I had 2 beers and since no one showed any interest in helping me, I left for the Landing Strip, which is where I will go to in the future

Stoped in here again the other night, been here before, this time not as impressed. About 7 girls and they normally or in the past have had 15-20. So let's just say it seemed to be the who you know night. Also the quality of the gals there weren't as good as when more are there. I would rate them this time 4-6. Still a good place to go. Beers are std $5, use to be $3.5 long ago when I came here more, but if you can get it you might as well. Dances are $10 and usually have grindage. I would come here again just not as impressed this time.

I stopped in on Tuesday night around 10:30. The club was fairly busy. I found a seat at the small stage across from the bar, and had a drink in my hand quicker than any other club I'd been to. I really enjoyed the quality of dancers here and wanted to get dances from a few, but could'nt because they were all busy. This was before I found out that dances are only $10 because they are done tableside. That and the fact that the club closes at midnight explained everything. Definitely going back again.

I still like this club. It's friendly, beer prices ok, $10 dances can't be beat. The blonde waitress who works on Thursday is (in my mind anyway) absolutely stunning. I would geive anything to have her dance. For local clubs, this place is the tops.

Stopped in Thursday and Friday and was so disappointed in the number of dancers here. Maybe 10 dancers and not a gem in the whole bunch. Just a bunch of average looking young chicks.

Dances are still $10, didn't get any as it looked as if the mileage (which was never great to begin with) looked to be VERY low. Very few customers getting dances, so this tells a story in itself.

Maybe I'm just pissed because I was told Toya was working nights now and I went in the afternoon. Oh well...finished my beer and left.

Still no reason to give this club any higher than a 6. Was here on Tuesday afternoon. Maybe 10 girls, mainly blonde members of the IBTC, if you know what I mean. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, if that's your preference.

Beer is still $5.50. Didn't get a dance, as my favorite wasn't there, although there was a slim blonde with very nice perky tits that could have separated me from some of my $$$ if she hadn't sat with a regular the whole time I was there.

Dances are still $10 and it looks as though YMMV, as I did see a dancer getting her ass fondled by a customer (probably a regular), which I thought was a no-no here.

Still a nice place to have a burger and brew and catch a few nipple sightings, but this place could be so much more.

I started coming back here recently. Someone said there is not much turnover here. While I saw some girls that have worked here for some time, every time I come here I meet someone new. This time there were two girls I had never seen before. Both were quite well endowed naturally, which seems to be the Traffic Light's specialty. Sorry, I don't name names on this site, but one of the girls is a cute girl with short blond hair. She is very friendly and gives you about as intense a dance as you are going to see in Macomb County. Very intense grinding and you can put your hands anywhere on her body and you can suck her boobs and even get a nice kiss now and then. The other girl is a brown haired beauty with an incredible body. Unless you are into skinny chicks, you will find her to be absolutely Playboy Centerfold beautiful, with BIG, natural tits. She is also very friendly and gives a very good dance, though not as intense as the blonde.

As to the guy who said Cindy gives the best dance around, sorry, that is not going to happen in Macomb County. While the Traffic Light's intensity has picked up recently, it is still no match for some of the clubs in Detroit.

Went to the club on Tuesday afternoon around 1pm and there wasnot very many males in the place. Approximatley 7 girls range ing from a three to an 8 and one goddess named Cindy. If you go to the traffic stop, you have to experience her. Gives one of the best dances in the state, I might even say the east. Get near the Pac Man machine, she knows how to move the handles. The room is also off the main veiwing area and a little more private. Others in the place looked fine but on recommendations from others, I had to experience the best, and she is. You won't be disappointed

Definately one of my favorite clubs . The staff is friendly, the beer is cold and reasonably priced, the girls are consistent, the dances are very reasonable ($10). Some of the downsides: poor area (although lot is well lit), no dj ( I hate this), girls are hot but they don't get new girls often. You can almost always have a good time here without breaking the bank.

Was here on Wednesday around 5 pm. No cover ($3 after 7 pm), beer was $5.50. Saw a slim cutie whose attention I was trying to get. As soon as I got her to come sit with me, she had to go on stage. So...waited the 4 songs, she returned and I finally got a dance here at the TL. $10, mostly air, some grinding (light), not much contact, but it's only $10 (and she was cute), so I didn't expect much more. Looks like some people may have been getting a little better grind, perhaps they are regulars.

Still a nice place for a burger, brew and a few nips. Don't expect any happy endings, though.

I have been a regular here for several years since I work in the area. I haven't given a review in quite some time, so here goes.
I have noticed lately that they have gotten quite a few new girls lately. They seem to be specializing in girls with big NATURAL boobs, which is fine with me. I have noticed that a lot of the new girls have stepped up the action quite a bit. They have come up with some prettty slick tricks to give the customers what they want without the bouncer or management seeing what they are doing. After all, this is Macomb County, and this place has no private VIP area. But if you get the right girl, you will have a great time for not a lot of money. I would say this place gives you the best bang for the buck of all the places I frequent. I always leave this place very "satisfied".

Went back to Traffic Light on Tuesday, Jan 4. Arrived about 2 pm, no cover, decided to try some food, because based on previous visits, it seems as though more people come here for lunch than come to see the dancers.

Ordered a beer ($5.50...a little steep!) and also decided to get a burger. Burger (with cheese) was also $5.50 and very good. Not many other patrons in the bar, but those that were there were also eating.

A couple of guys were getting some laps around the perimeter of the club. Looked like a bit of contact, but not too much. I think the dances are $10 and I have been meaning to try one, just haven't found anyone worth getting a dance from.

About 12 girls working, most were in the 4-6 range. 3 brunette and the rest blondes. Mostly natural, mostly thin, plus the same tattooed chick I always see there...they seeme to either hang with their regulars or mingle amongst themselves.

I DID see a couple of girls who appeared to be getting interviewed, so maybe there will be some new talent here shortly.

So, my rating improves from 4 to 5, based on the burger...maybe next time I will be bold and try a lap...if there is anyone who catched my eye...so far, none have.

Still, a nice place to have a burger and brew and a few nips during your lunch break and one of the few places in Macomb County where you can see any skin.

The club itself is somewhat dumpy it gives you pretty good bang for your buck. The food is decent and reasonable and there is a wide varity of girls to choose from. Do not go there on monday during the day, or you'll be disapointed. The girls are generally friendly and for the most part, don't give the impression that they just want to make a quick buck. A good choice if you don't want to go to Detroit or Canada.

It has been about a year since I visited the Traffic Light, so I figured I would see if anything had changed since my last visit. Nope...nothing. Was there on Thursday afternoon, they had about 10 dancers. Two brunette, one redhead, the rest blondes. Mainly skinny, pale-complected, except the one blond whose body was filled with tattoos..ugh. Only one dancer who I would even think of trying a dance with, but she was occupied the whole time I was there.

Did not see ANYONE getting a lap dance while I was there. That alone should be an indication of what type of mileage can be expected.

I did see many people eating lunch, so maybe next time I come, I'll have a burger to go with my brew. The dancers are almost an afterthought at this place, as very little attention was given by the patrons to the dancers.

So, still no good SC action on the east side.



I like this place to stop for a drink, after work and chill out , Good looking girls. They have a juke box for music. This is the only club that I can leave with money in my wallet. Hard to get a dance, I go up tp the stage and tip the girls and ask for a dance but very few come. They pass out free pizza at dinner time.

I went to this club on april 2nd, and i have to say this is the best club that ive been to so far. The dancers were very nice welcoming me for my first time even gave me a birthday dance for free which wasnt expected :) well i will be coming back for sure in the next few weeks! i recommend this club to everyone thanks

Visited club on Tuesday afternoon 12:30 pm'ish for lunch. Beer was cold, the wait staff was prompt with both my beer and the food order, which was a Cheeseburger-swiss with Fries. I sat on a barstool at the nearer of two stages to the door (not the main stage) and dollar tipped the girls almost every song.... the girls do a rotation of two songs on the stage and two on the side stage. I got three offers for private dances, and I am not a regular. Moral to the story- tip and you will get attention.

Private Dances are now $10 and looked like they had moderate contact but are tame for what the Detroit Metro/Flint area has had in the way of mileage in the past. Then again, incidental contact may be a really good thing on the east side as the Detroit City council voted to lower the boom on strip clubs in the city. I might have gotten a dance or two but it was really a lunch expedition, I had business in the area (Did I mention the food is good, even if the menus is limited?). There were 6 dancers there that day, 3 of them were Lapworthy in my book, and most of the girls introduced themselves and/or thanked me for the tips.... it looked like the ladies were having fun as well.
Laid back club, not worth a major road trip but definately okay if your in the area. Music was a mix which ranged between Kid Rock and Bob Seeger....something for everyone.

I've been to this place twice over the last couple of months. Its more of a local bar than strip club. Yes there are strippers, but none are all that much to look at. They seem to prefer to cater to the locals. In two visits, I have not had a single dancer approach me (and I think I look pretty normal and approachable). Some of the dancers seem to be high contact from watching them give others laps, no there is no privacy here. All in all, go if you want to have a beer with some scantily clad women around. If you want more, search elsewehere