the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

New management has brought this club up on some ratings. However, the mileage has gone down!

Drink pricing between day and night shifts differs dramatically. Day shift premium liquor $4 night shift it's $7.

They've eliminated the 2 for $30 specials and raised the private dance cost up to $25, inflation has hit here too.

No cover if you arrive before 7pm.

As for the dancers, they're a mix of regulars and new talent on the floor. I think the top rated girl would hit an 8 in my book. But it seems like the average dancer is now a 5 here, it used to be a 4.

Overall the changes are positive for this club.

i go here often enough, but lately things aren't what they used to be. Used to get some extras at the table or on the couch, but now it seems like the girls are unwilling. And they raised the prices to 25 a dance. Had one girl offer to hook up later for $ but she was sketchy and I didn't really trust her. Still a nice place to feel some kitty, but like o said, it's not what it used to be.

I don't have a good frame of reference, because I have typically been in only the 'high-end' clubs. Yeah, the Barbie Doll, fake-boobed, way-too-showy, buy her a 20 dollar drink (of colored water), Glitter Gulches that completely nauseate me. Or the local bar/dive shithole with fat girls eating and picking their teeth all night.

I'd have to say Cheetahs is the best place I've visited in the States. Most of the girls range from incredibly beautiful to extremely beautiful and all seem pretty friendly and relaxed. Not a hard-sell environment - keeps it fun. Say 'hello' to Mini or Valencia if you're a fan of classy sensuality. Jessika (smokin'} and pals are worth a look, or two, or three. You will have a good time in this place.

The bar service will spoil you.


Although I usally go to Omars during days, I thought I'd try a different club for a change. Um, I'd say it wasn't a complete waste of time, but I won't be going back anytime soon. It seemed that most of the girls don't work the floor, so if you want a dance you have to go to the bar and tap on their shoulder. Fortunately, a reasonably attractive dancer came over to my table and showed me some attention so I thanked her by buying a couple of dances. Then left to go to Omars.

That said, the atmosphere was ok and it would be a good place to go if I just wanted to watch without any girls bugging me for dances. Thats not what I want, so I give it a 3.

Gyro



My buddy Crockett spends a lot of time in the Lansing clubs. He's really big on the Vu. So we started Saturday there, hit Omar's for dinner and then ended up here. I really didn't want to go because everything I've read tells me this place is where the stripper sewer dumps out.

Crocket said it had been getting better each of the last few times he'd been there. Hesitantly I agreed. I figured I'd be out a cover charge and a Crown water and I would be on my way home early.

Wrong! We stayed till close. I had a great time with many great ladies. The crowd was a little rowdy but not out of line. There was a mom and dad taking their 21yo son out for his birthday. All three were enjoy all the club had to offer. There were some lesbos parting it up too. Lansing is crazy this way. The wait staff was great, never had to wait for a drink. Crockett had his drink taken away and it was replaced.

But the club is a dump. It needs an extreme make over. Just about every chair or couch has duct tape on it and needs reupholstered. The ceiling over the stage is open exposing the joists. They do have really nice flat screens.

And the dancers were great! There was a little of something for everyone. There are a few ethnic girls, Latino, Asian, and a couple black girls. The dancers ranged from about 100 pounds to one that had to be close to 200.

Crocket knew a couple dancers from twosheds.com but hadn't met them in person. They found us almost immediately and sat with us. We had a blast chatting and headed to couches and got the night started of with a 2-4-$30. Nice!

Over the course of the night, many girls came and sat with us, some we got dances with, some we didn't. Only one girl was a little pushy but she did offer her phone number. I'm strictly non-OTC so I politely declined.

One little hottie stopped by, sits between us, takes her top down and shows us lolita boobs. I fondled her and rubbed her kitty. It must have turned Crockett on because he went back with her from a couple dances. He said it was there was more on the buffet than he had an appetite for.

I filled my dance ticket out with several girls. All of them were 2-4-$30. All of them were great grinds. Lots of mileage, these kitties don't hide under the covers and many liked to be pet. The grinds were spot on. I had to ask a couple dancers to change it up as my junior partner was going to spit up. I tipped a couple of them an extra $10. They earned it.

About the only bad part was closing the place. The DJ didn't really get the last song message across and a few guys only got the front end of a 2-4er. And as soon as the last note played, the bright lights came on. On the way out, lots of guys hang out. It made Crockett a bit nervous but we had no trouble.

I had a great time with the hotties. This visit dispelled many of my beliefs about this place. I hope they continue to improve in cliental. They need to work on the aesthetics too. I'll be back to see how things change.

I went to Cheetahs after DejaVu. The last time I was here, I had a great time. This time it was horrible. There was no action on stage and I was not approached by any dancer even though they were sitting around. I was prepared to spend some money because of the time I had here before which was very high mileage but after spending 30 minutes decided it was time to leave. Will try again and hopefully have a wothwhile visit.

This was the first club I went to in Lansing, and it was horrible. I felt unwelcomed waited about 15 minutes before I was even approached to order a drink. The dancers seemed like they didn't even want to be there. They more or less hung out either in back or with the regulars. The main stage didn't even have a dancer on it for about 3 songs and nothing else was going on in the club. Take your money elsewhere.
Deja Vu is a much better choice when in Lansing

Traveling to Chicago and thought I'd try this club instead of regular DejaVu. Stage was dark. Got dance from girl (one of few white) who promised good time. Not particularly attractive face, but good body. Went upstairs and booths were semi private - though open to people walking in front. She was open to fondling of top.

Promised amateur show they kept pushing back further. They had a special 2 for one dance but girl had eye on was no where to be found. Promised amateur show they kept pushing back further, so decided to call it night.


This is a strange club. I visit during the dayshift only, so a night visit may be very different. Often times there is almost nobody in here and the girls are not dancing on stage most of the time they are just sitting at the bar or with customers. The club is quite dark and the private dance area has actual booths. The dances can be very good, but the quality of the women is not very good 5's and 6's, sometimes 2's. A good mix of black and white dancers, if you prefer variety. With the right girl you can have fun.