the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

This club use to have very high mileage, but the last time I was in they had put new policies in place and things have become quite tame. I have not been in for awhile, but it looks like nthe quality of the dancers (looks wise) has improved, but the mileage has gone down and the price of deances is up from $20 a dance to $25. Odd moves in this economy, but you may find something very different.

New management has brought this club up on some ratings. However, the mileage has gone down!

Drink pricing between day and night shifts differs dramatically. Day shift premium liquor $4 night shift it's $7.

They've eliminated the 2 for $30 specials and raised the private dance cost up to $25, inflation has hit here too.

No cover if you arrive before 7pm.

As for the dancers, they're a mix of regulars and new talent on the floor. I think the top rated girl would hit an 8 in my book. But it seems like the average dancer is now a 5 here, it used to be a 4.

Overall the changes are positive for this club.

i go here often enough, but lately things aren't what they used to be. Used to get some extras at the table or on the couch, but now it seems like the girls are unwilling. And they raised the prices to 25 a dance. Had one girl offer to hook up later for $ but she was sketchy and I didn't really trust her. Still a nice place to feel some kitty, but like o said, it's not what it used to be.

I don't have a good frame of reference, because I have typically been in only the 'high-end' clubs. Yeah, the Barbie Doll, fake-boobed, way-too-showy, buy her a 20 dollar drink (of colored water), Glitter Gulches that completely nauseate me. Or the local bar/dive shithole with fat girls eating and picking their teeth all night.

I'd have to say Cheetahs is the best place I've visited in the States. Most of the girls range from incredibly beautiful to extremely beautiful and all seem pretty friendly and relaxed. Not a hard-sell environment - keeps it fun. Say 'hello' to Mini or Valencia if you're a fan of classy sensuality. Jessika (smokin'} and pals are worth a look, or two, or three. You will have a good time in this place.

The bar service will spoil you.


Although I usally go to Omars during days, I thought I'd try a different club for a change. Um, I'd say it wasn't a complete waste of time, but I won't be going back anytime soon. It seemed that most of the girls don't work the floor, so if you want a dance you have to go to the bar and tap on their shoulder. Fortunately, a reasonably attractive dancer came over to my table and showed me some attention so I thanked her by buying a couple of dances. Then left to go to Omars.

That said, the atmosphere was ok and it would be a good place to go if I just wanted to watch without any girls bugging me for dances. Thats not what I want, so I give it a 3.

Gyro



My buddy Crockett spends a lot of time in the Lansing clubs. He's really big on the Vu. So we started Saturday there, hit Omar's for dinner and then ended up here. I really didn't want to go because everything I've read tells me this place is where the stripper sewer dumps out.

Crocket said it had been getting better each of the last few times he'd been there. Hesitantly I agreed. I figured I'd be out a cover charge and a Crown water and I would be on my way home early.

Wrong! We stayed till close. I had a great time with many great ladies. The crowd was a little rowdy but not out of line. There was a mom and dad taking their 21yo son out for his birthday. All three were enjoy all the club had to offer. There were some lesbos parting it up too. Lansing is crazy this way. The wait staff was great, never had to wait for a drink. Crockett had his drink taken away and it was replaced.

But the club is a dump. It needs an extreme make over. Just about every chair or couch has duct tape on it and needs reupholstered. The ceiling over the stage is open exposing the joists. They do have really nice flat screens.

And the dancers were great! There was a little of something for everyone. There are a few ethnic girls, Latino, Asian, and a couple black girls. The dancers ranged from about 100 pounds to one that had to be close to 200.

Crocket knew a couple dancers from twosheds.com but hadn't met them in person. They found us almost immediately and sat with us. We had a blast chatting and headed to couches and got the night started of with a 2-4-$30. Nice!

Over the course of the night, many girls came and sat with us, some we got dances with, some we didn't. Only one girl was a little pushy but she did offer her phone number. I'm strictly non-OTC so I politely declined.

One little hottie stopped by, sits between us, takes her top down and shows us lolita boobs. I fondled her and rubbed her kitty. It must have turned Crockett on because he went back with her from a couple dances. He said it was there was more on the buffet than he had an appetite for.

I filled my dance ticket out with several girls. All of them were 2-4-$30. All of them were great grinds. Lots of mileage, these kitties don't hide under the covers and many liked to be pet. The grinds were spot on. I had to ask a couple dancers to change it up as my junior partner was going to spit up. I tipped a couple of them an extra $10. They earned it.

About the only bad part was closing the place. The DJ didn't really get the last song message across and a few guys only got the front end of a 2-4er. And as soon as the last note played, the bright lights came on. On the way out, lots of guys hang out. It made Crockett a bit nervous but we had no trouble.

I had a great time with the hotties. This visit dispelled many of my beliefs about this place. I hope they continue to improve in cliental. They need to work on the aesthetics too. I'll be back to see how things change.

I went to Cheetahs after DejaVu. The last time I was here, I had a great time. This time it was horrible. There was no action on stage and I was not approached by any dancer even though they were sitting around. I was prepared to spend some money because of the time I had here before which was very high mileage but after spending 30 minutes decided it was time to leave. Will try again and hopefully have a wothwhile visit.

This was the first club I went to in Lansing, and it was horrible. I felt unwelcomed waited about 15 minutes before I was even approached to order a drink. The dancers seemed like they didn't even want to be there. They more or less hung out either in back or with the regulars. The main stage didn't even have a dancer on it for about 3 songs and nothing else was going on in the club. Take your money elsewhere.
Deja Vu is a much better choice when in Lansing

Traveling to Chicago and thought I'd try this club instead of regular DejaVu. Stage was dark. Got dance from girl (one of few white) who promised good time. Not particularly attractive face, but good body. Went upstairs and booths were semi private - though open to people walking in front. She was open to fondling of top.

Promised amateur show they kept pushing back further. They had a special 2 for one dance but girl had eye on was no where to be found. Promised amateur show they kept pushing back further, so decided to call it night.


This is a strange club. I visit during the dayshift only, so a night visit may be very different. Often times there is almost nobody in here and the girls are not dancing on stage most of the time they are just sitting at the bar or with customers. The club is quite dark and the private dance area has actual booths. The dances can be very good, but the quality of the women is not very good 5's and 6's, sometimes 2's. A good mix of black and white dancers, if you prefer variety. With the right girl you can have fun.

Not a great experience. The girls were a real mix and only a couple that were worth talking with. Did have one very tired blonde suggest we go to the couches for a total experience. I decided not to because of the girl but would consider it with the right one.

Still think Omars is the best club in the area and it compares very well to any club I have visited.

Sounds like you could have a very good time with the right girl in this club but you may have a hard time finding the right one.

Would only visit again once I have reached a total dead end at Omars.

There are a couple of reasons to go to a club. If you want to see a parade of fine ladies this is not the club. If you want to go out with the guys this is probably not the club unless you hit a busy night. The highlight of this club is the couch dance. You can stop in daytime and within a few minutes you should know if you should stay, if you find a girl that fits your fancy you can probably have a good time but this place can be expensive. Mileage can be high and quite private. Late nights can get getto so you should keep this in mind. The shift change is 7PM, a few of the girls work doubles. Like most clubs there is a high turnover.

I visited Cheeta's on February 18th for the first time since I reviewed it in September. I gave it a 2 the last time, and it was actually worse this time. I walked in, sat at the end of the bar and the first thing I noticed was that music was playing nobody was dancing at all. The second thing was how repulsive the dancers were. None over a 3. There were two big and fat girls. One was white, one was black and there was also a skinny girl so if you like variety you were in luck. Unfortunately, they all had one thing in common....butt ugly. In retrospect I feel fortunate that they weren't on stage where a person might be more likely to see them clearly.

There were about 5 patrons in the place and all in all it was very low energy. The DJ announced a two for $30 lap dance special but the only person in the place that moved was me, and I moved directly out the door for a clean getaway. I won't be fooled again by the phony high ratings posted. For the second time in 5 months this place was one of my all time worst strip club experiences

Got in around before the 7:00 shift change. No food served except popcorn. Drinks where around $5. The ladies ranged in age from 20 to 30+ and are better than 6s. A real nice mix of girls - one Asian, a couple of African Americans, a "Few Extra Pounds", a few Brunettes, Blondes and a Redhead. They have Features and events often. The MotorCity Dolls have been dropping in a few times in the last few months. These girls come in with an party attitude that you can't resist- they want to have fun, and they like the energy to keep going. You have to watch your money though- they seem to look at you like you are an ATM! The regular girls are real friendly with everybody, and most of them will get up and rotate around- if nothing is going, they come back. Personally, I like this, cause there is no "Turf Wars" going on that could lock you out from getting a dance from someone you may not have been able to talk with. Nia, absolutely all natural tall and leggy gorgeous African American girl danced for me several times, and each was not part of a routine. they have dance specials- like two for one, and get a dance- get a T-Shirt. They also have a game room, and some of the girls only come out for dances, so if you want some competition, they are there. The shift change happened, and a few of the girls worked straight on through, making the change almost unnoticeable. The music was a good mix, too. The only thing I would like to see is a Happy hour buffet like they used to have when this place was called "The Dream Girls".

About 1 year since name change and new ownership. Club has been remodeled and has much more privacy for lapdances. Drinks are 6.75 for mixed, non alcoholic 3.00, beer is 4.00. New ownership is more liberal with the dancers.

Stopped in on a Sunday evening. There were about 10 dancers working but there were several time where the stage was empty. Management did not do a good job of keeping the girls dancing. Many sat talking with customers of each other and did not get up when they were called. I did have a fabulous private dance that was full contact.

Try the dayshift. The booths are very private and the girls on this shift seem more aggressive. I have left happy the last few times I've been there. It has been dead, which may also make the girls more hungry and willing to work for the money.

I have never been to Lansing before but I have been all over the rest of North America and visited clubs in most areas. I would rate Cheetahs about average. The club decore as nice. I was there on a Wednesday night which wasn't very busy. There were more guys than girls. I would say about half the girls were white and ranged from 4 to 9's. Dances were 25 but they ran 2 for 30 on a regular basis. My first dance was great. A lot of 2 way contact and limited touching all over. 2nd dance was worried about the rules, limited touching in the prober areas. Third dance was a lier. She said I could go where ever I wanted. When we got in the booth she was either in the air or grabbing my hands where ever they went. So bottom line, YMMV from girl to girl. Over all it was a good club, I'll go back if I am ever in the area.

Cheetahs is trying to become a better club since it's ownership changed. Progress seems painfully slow from the customer point of view. Sure, we can pee in a better bathroom and we can play pool in the big ajacent room, (which I shouldn't downplay, since I enjoy playing pool with the occasional dancer who may not feel like 'working'), but as far as dancer quality, change seems painfully slow. To my knowledge, girls migrate to clubs to make money. If word gets out that dancers are making money at a particular club, and the dancers don't have to do anything 'extraordinary' to earn it or pay too much to work, girls will end up there. Well so far girls from other areas are coming in to try it out, but not too many seem to stick around. It's not quite 'over the hump'. Ownership has to figure out how to attract more customers so that it can attract better looking dancers; chicken and egg; what comes first? I have to say though, that on average, the girls are getting a bit better looking than in years past. Ever so slowly Cheetahs is getting there.

I've been reading TUSCL reviews saying this place was much improved over the old Dream Girls. Last Wednesday about 3:30pm I decided to stop in on my way to Detroit and see for myself. In my experience, Cheetahs on 8 Mile was always a fun place so I thought the fun might carry over to this location. I was wrong. There was only a few dancers in the place and none were VIP area worthy.

When I walked in, the place was very dark. I felt my way over to the bar, sat down to wait for my eyes to adjust and ordered an O'Douls to pace myself for later partying in the Motor City. A dancer immediately sat next to me and asked if I'd buy her a drink. I agreed and she ordered a shot of Yager and a beer chaser. She was very obviosly drunk already. When my eyes adjusted it also was obvious that she rated in the top ten on the all time skankiest girls ever to work in a strip club. When the drinks were delivered she proceded to tell me at length about her sick mother. She then said "I've never tasted an O'Douls before. Can I try yours?" Before I could answer she grabbed the bottle and took a big swig. After a few seconds of staring at the bottle contemplating the number of diseases that could be transfered, I cut my losses and walked out. It'll be a long time before I'll be back. In my opinion both Lansing's other clubs, Deja Vu and Omars, are far superior.

I visited Cheetahs of Lansing last Saturday night for the first time. Compared to the other Lansing bar (Omar's), I enjoyed myself more at Cheetahs. The size and layout of the place is much nicer, with more upscale funature and decor & much more private and comfortable couch dance booths. This place is all about the couch dance. All the couches are custom made to make the most out of the dance. If you are the type that just likes to watch the stage dance and give up one dollar bills, this place is ok but not stellar. I had couch dances from 3 different girls at $25 a song. Only one of the three gave a dance that was very little contact. Had lots of friction with the other two. I must add that one of them was also a great GFE. She seemed very into it and wispered all kinds of great stuff in my ear as she went to work. Needless to say I ended up spending most of the night (as well as most of my money) with her. I would absolutly recommend this club to anyone. But especially if you are looking for the best couch dances in the area.

Went during the day and they have 2 hot girls that work afternoons. The rest are pretty average. New couch dance area that is real nice

The place has really improved. The new owners have remodelled most of the place. The lap dance areas are now much more private. They even cleaned up the bathrooms. The prices have gone up to $25 a dance, sometimes they do 2-4-1, but then they cut the songs in half so it works out the same. For the most part the girls are the same, but the more private area for dances seems to have improved their enthousiasm. I went on the day shift and I got dances from Palace and was very pleased. She is not a perfect ten by any stretch of the imagination, but she is generous with her dances. If you are in Lansing it is worth checking out. I agree with the last post, this is now Lansings best club for dances.

Wow new Detroit owners, new name Cheetah's, new decor, new dancers, hottest club in Lansing! or anywhere West of Detroit or north of Hamilton In. New private booths, lighting, and attitude!

This club has new owners. They took over around November 8th. They own Cheetahs in Detroit and they are planning to change the name and remodel the club. The remodeling has started, they are working on the bathrooms (it is about time someone did). They are also going to put in a more private VIP room. The bad news is they raised the prices to $25 a dance. Apparently they think Lansing is Detroit. They do offer two for one dances, but they cut the songs very short. I am told they will offer VIP at $50 for half an hour, but we will see. I was there on a Friday night and there were more girls dancing than I have seen in a long time. I got a great dance from a girl whose name I did not get and one of the worst dances I have ever gotten from a girl named Dream. She never looked at me once while she was dancing, it was awful.

It was really slow at frist but it really picked up. there were 20 girls there were all types for everyone. The place is huge and the girls are nice. Yvonne was hot and easy to talk too. over all don't a bad place will go again.

I went here this afternoon, and it was slow, (no one dancing on the stage, only two other customers and no dancers in sight. That was more my fault than theirs, having gottheir shortly after noon, but-

There is one center stage and no real room for private dances. The coke was $3.50 (still on the clock, can't be showing up to back to work drunk). And then you get to the dancers.

The women are not particularly attractive, and the ony one who I got a dance from was particularly nasty. The dance was a bit of grinding, some shaking and mostly mechanical. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

You might want to try again. I was in last week and the girl sat and talked for a long time before she ever asked for a dance. All the time we sat she cuddled up nicely. Decent dances, but this is not Detroit type of contact. Enjoyed the company and didn't spend all my money.