the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

I used to like this place a lot, and had heard it had taken a turn for the trailer park, which sounded interesting, but even I wasn't happy with what I saw. There were 6 women there on Saturday afternoon and the place was dead (it was a beautiful day out). They ranged from a 4 or 5 to 6 or 7 tops. Beer is still expensive, the dances can be good, but if that was the goal, I'd rather drive the extra distance to Henry's South. There just wasn't any value in the trip. I'm not going to go out of my way to check it out again any time soon. Dances were still advertised as $10 on Mondays.

I was here on a Sunday night after the 4th of July holiday, and there was nothing happening. The music was ok and the waitresses were friendly, but there were hardly and dancers and the ones they had were subpar at best. The drinks are way too expensive too. I understand it was right after the holiday, but still I don't see how this place can expect to make money if this is what they have to offer.

This place is a shack, inside and outside. That day there were more girls than guys there, but the girls ranged from 4-7, not that great. There was one 8, and I got a dance from her. She was very clear from the start that she does not do dirty stuff. But she was very rough, she grinds her way into a Hall of Fame for sure. Except for her kitty, everything is accessible. She won't tough our willy, even from the outside, just grind it with her fine ass. She was good, and I left with mixed feelings.
If you plan to go here, don't. Instead, go to Bogart's down the road. It's a better place, better girls, better crowd.

I has been a while since I last visited this place. I must say it has not changed in years. The dancers are usually pretty nice and friendly and a few grumpy ones. This visit was kind of a interesting one. There was some girls that came over from the bar next door and after a few drinks and getting more comfortable they started taking thier clothes off and decided to start dancing up on stage. Overall had a good time there.

After going to Bogart’s I had a pass to any of the other clubs owned by the same person so I stopped in here. I should have stayed at Bogart’s. This place was terrible. One of the very few time I have not gotten a dance at a club. Stayed only long enough to watch a dancer go to a car with one of her customers and finish my drink. Take out is defiantly available as they were in the car parked next to mine. Dancer quality was not good and very few dancers on the shift. Many of them may have been at the other club because they had more customers.

A nice club here. I went there on Sunday night, and there were around 7-8 girls, one of them was 4. Some were 7s and there was a 9 in my opinion. The 9 was a slender babe with teenager tits but an extremely shapely ass. I tipped her a couple of times but she always stayed with the regulars. She was very good with shaking her ass. I don't remember her name sadly.
At first the 5 came up and sat besides me. She wasn't the one on whom I had my eyes so I tried to seem distant. She then offered a dance for $10 as against the regular $20 and so I agreed and went back. A $10 band and you go into a small backroom with a few chairs stacked about. The dance was poor and I declined another one and returned to my beer.
After a long time of being overlooked, a somewhat chubby but very cute babe came up. She was a 7 and had nice real tits and a big ass. The dance was full of grind and lots of 2 way. The mileage was awesome and she even allowed me to finger her. She reached into my pants and grabbed my thing and stroked gently. She said that girls give extras here, but she wouldn't tonight. I was disappointed but that was fine.
After a super 4 song dance, I was outside again happier than before, but still unsatisfied. I left after another beer. A 7 rating because of the poor selection of girls, the girls who were great were always with regulars. The beer was a bit high. Maybe I'll drop in on a different day and see how it goes. I do recommend this club though.

I went to Henrys last friday, the first time in half a year, and I was pleasantly surprised.
The place has definately improved in the past year. Waitstaff is friendly, music is good, drinks are still pricy though. Still has the dive bar problem of the waitresses being hotter than most of the dancers, though, but it offers a solution - at least one waitress will let you take her for a lapdance, and she was worth it. (No extras asked for or offered though, if you're into that.) Worth a trip if you're not into the overpriced, pretentious places like Flight Club.

Stopped in on $10 Tuesday because I was on my way to Bogarts and knew the $5 cover would apply to both. Hadnt been here in a while and thought things may have changed. No such luck. About 5 girls there rating from 3-6. I knew as soon as I walked in that I would be leaving soon. Decided I would talk to some of the girls anyway to see what goes on there. One approached and offerd FS in the dance area for $50 including 3 songs. Also ofered HJ but no BJ becasue the bouncers look in. She was way too ugly for me so I left.

Rather small neighborhood bar. I was there on Saturday afternoon. Pleasant and friendly bartenders and security staff. As one enters there are 2 dance stages directly ahead and to the right adjacent to the bar. To the right is another dance stage. There were 6-7 dancers working, ranging from 4-5's, alot of tatoos, dancing topless. Private dances are available, didn't try those. Cover was $6.00. The Flight Club is nearby, alot nicer with pretty girls, costs more.

Went here on a $10 monday evening at about 9pm.

I suspect I had the same dancer that kernel_32 had, she matches his description perfectly and was a lot of fun in the back room.

The place is a real dive, even by my low standards. There are three different stages and most of the dancers I wasn't really impressed with, except for one. While I was waiting for her to finish her routine, another girl sat next to me and gave me a hard sell. Then, of course, the shot girl came by. As soon as the dancer I was waiting for sat down, the shot girl came by again.

The back room is a small square room, probably 10x10 with enough room for four couples in there. The mileage, as I said, was pretty good and the dancer was top-notch. Occasionally, the songs were cut short.

I enjoyed the dances but I probably won't go back because of the high pressure, extras they push, and the dancers are hit-or-miss. I live closer to Leggs, so I'll probably spend my Monday nights there.

The place itself is a dive but it is in a safe area and the girls can be surprisingly attractive. The girls range in looks from 4-8. There is a separate room for lap dances. Again, the dances can surprise. Nothing over the top but close at times. The negative is that there is one room where everyone gets their dances.
Girls-4-8
Milage-6-8
Atmospere-5
I would reccomend this place if your in the area and not looking for top of the line entertainment.

This is where old strippers go to die. The club has 1 or 2 passable dancers and a whole bunch of 4's and 5's. It has a neighborhood cozy feel, so that's a plus. Nothing real pushy, bathroom was clean, plus a free buffet. So there is some pluses. There was an opportunity for FS with one girl, who asked what I did for a living, when I replied, she asked if wanted to %$#@. Nice ice breaker. Anyway, if you are looking to ride a 5 or a 6, stop in, otherwise FlightClub is around the corner.

I'm an out of towner and I got this one confused with Henry VIII South. I was in Detroit over the weekend and stopped in to Henry VIII on the way to the airport. It was about 4PM on Monday and the place was packed - probably 15 dancers and 35 or so patrons, along with several bartenders, shot girls, and I guess a few house moms. Paid $5 cover and $6.50 (!) for a bottle of water, and found a seat by a small stage off to the right of the two main stages. I was ready for some laps, and I had a flight to catch, so I tried to get a nice looking brunette dancer to go back to the private dance room with me immediately, but she had to rotate to another stage. A few African-American dancers approached me, and were frisky about it, but were polite when I told them I was waiting for another dancer. While waiting for the brunette, I spied a hot blonde on the main stage. One of the house moms (or matchmakers) saw me paying attention to this blonde and asked if I was interested. YES. She went to the blonde (who was still on the stage) and told her to come visit me when she was through. The blonde came over - about 5'8", 115 lbs., absolutely perfect natural C cups, sultry smile, and tight body - and took me right to the lap room.

Laps are done in a small dark room at the back of the building. $10 admission, $10 to the girl per song (and the songs aren't cut as short as they are at some places). There are four chintzy old office chairs in the room, enough for four patrons to get ground on at a time. The room was full the whole time I was there, even though there was apparently no action going on. HIGH mileage grinding, and handfuls of fun to be had, but no extras. I paid the dancer $60 and had almost as much fun as a guy can have at a strip club.

I rate the club an 8 because of the high mileage laps and the adorable and sexy dancer I had. There were a couple of girls, though, that weren't much better than 5s, and most were 6s, otherwise I'd rate the place higher.

Dropped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:30. The place was fairly busy. Suprised with the cover charge in the afternoon! Sat down and got waited on immediately. The girls visit with the customers much better hear then some of the other high profile places in town. (flight club) One thing I didn't like is the fact that they push drinks for the girls real hard. As soon as a lady sits down the waitress is there to see if you want to buy her a drink.

I had one dance while at the club. It was with a good looking blak gal (7, great ass, saggy tits). She immediately got my attention when she came up and knew the right places to massage. We talked for a while before the dance question came up. I decided to try a dance and was not disappointed. CFS was on the plate if you provide your own cover. Not sure Iwould try that though with the bouncer popping his head over the wall frequently. At any case, it was definitely available as was takeout. I will return!

Lost their liquor license for a month or so and the place is dead. Raised the cover to $10 and charging $5.25 for soft drinks and NA beer. Girls mostly sit around. Dance area cost you a $10 wrist band and they still want $20 per dance. Seems like the songs are shortened and they blend them together to make it harder to keep track. Mostly new girls from my last visit and none were anything special. Got a dance from a girl from out of town and it didn't live up to her buildup. Not worth a visit right now.

I have been doing the $10 Tuesday thing for a while and have gotten a lot of mileage at low cost. I decided to try a Thursday day and nite ... I figured if I have great mileage for 10 bucks ... 20 must be awesome. Boy was I wrong. Girls hardly even tried on their dances to keep me interested. I tried 2 weeks in a row and it sucked both times. Went to Bogart's for the first time in years and had a better time

I visited Henry's after a couple of months. The scene has not changed with Mondays being the best in terms of mileage, price and the quality of dancers. $10 dance on Mondays is still the best in the area with mileage depending on the dancers. Free for all anything except the kitty and the dancers vary in size and techniques. Precious, Sarah (new brunette), Halle, Niki (who came back) are the best ones.

This club is located about 10 minutes from the Detroit Metro Airport.
The club is kind of a hole in the wall, run down and dark. There were some semi-attractive girls dancing when I visited recently. Mostly white, 21-30 years old and ranging from a 6 to an 8.
Private dances are available in a separate somewhat open room. Security is not too strict so some milage is available but nothing over the top.
Not a bad place if your not looking for showgirls.

Atmospere- 5
Girls-7
Milage-6

I can't see how anyone would want to hang here with the Flight Club just across the street.
I had one beer and left. I guess for the budget concience. Not for me. Will not return.

I went in on Monday afternoon. The parking lot is un-attended and cover was $5. I sat at the corner of the bar, as the place was packed. The club used to have $10 dances on Monday during day shift, but it seems each dancer sets her own price. Wristbands for the VIP area were $15.00. It's very similar to the Duchess VIP area. I had a couple of dances from Star or Stephanie, I think. She's cute, but the dances were nothing spectacular. It was an average experience.