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Strip Clubs in Grand Rapids, Michigan
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| # | Club Info | Reviews | Last Review | Rating | Trend | Club Type |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. | Sensations 616-940-0100 3525 E Mall Dr SE Grand Rapids, Michigan 49546 | 1 | 11/08/06 | VIP Only. Join Now | Bikini | |
| 2. | Red Barn Adult Theatre 616-452-8229 928 28th St SE Grand Rapids, Michigan 49508 | 8 | 09/02/08 | Bikini | ||
| 3. | Showgirl Galleria (616) 458-7355 234 Market Ave SW Grand Rapids, Michigan 49503 | 7 | 03/13/08 | Bikini | ||
| 4. | Parkway Tropics 616-454-3026 814 Lake Michigan Dr NW Grand Rapids, Michigan 49504 | 7 | 07/18/08 | Bikini | ||
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This could be a nice club.........if it wasn't located in Grand Rapids. The new laws allow no tits being shown at all. All of the dancers were in the 7+ range but only one was friendly and one was a real bitch. Nice new facility but not worth the $4 weekday cover or anoter visit.
I was at the Red Barn on the Sunday of the Labor Day weekend, less than five costumers in a couple of hours, and no more the three dancers on the stage. Good music and good service, it really seems that they are trying to do their best in a bad situation but since Grand Rapids passed its ordinance against nudity things seem to be going down the hill. I spent most of my time with just one gorgeous dancer but she will be retiring in a couple of weeks so, for me at least, just another reason to say good bye to this club.
I visited the Red Barn last Friday night, didn't have too much expectations since the infamous Grand Rapids ordinance is still on the books, but... I was greatly surprised, many girls, perhaps ten, and some very sexy ones, Victoria, Natasha, Porshia, Hollywood, etc. True, the girls still can not be naked but they try to make the best of a bad situation: skimpy bikinis, sexy lingerie and even pasties. A lot of customers, hard to find an empty space in the parking lot. Took a private dance from Victoria, beautiful girl, sexy body, nice dance but a little mechanical. Anyway, I intend to be back in a couple of weeks. The negative side: cover is expensive for a bikini club: $10.00, and worst: the restroom should be cleaned daily!!!
Oh how the mighty has fallen! This used to be my favorite place to go but the new no nudity law has made it boring-I guess i am going to have to find a new hangout. The place is clean, but there is just not any excitement here since the ordinance change. The girls were very friendly, as wqas the rest of the staff, but I just could not get into the groove of watching girls dance in thier bikini's, I can go to the beach in Muskegon for that. Overall, I gave the place a five for effort, but I will prolly spend my money elswhere from now on.
I visited this club last Sunday, I had not been there for several months. Because of the Grand Rapids ordinance against nudity every club in the city has become a bikini club, this has affected business badly: fewer customers, around ten when I was there, and fewer dancers, I saw just four. Granted, it was a Sunday, they tell me that Tuesdays and Saturdays are their best days. There was an annoying problem with the music, the computer was malfunctioning and stopped playing in the middle of each song and the DJ was unable to fix this situation. Thank God the girls had some CDs.
My rating of 8 is just because I had a great time, in spite of the bikinis and the computer, but I spent most of it with just one girl (Hailey), sorry I can not vouch for the other girls' private dances, even though on the stage they were pretty decent. And for some nudity you'll have to go to Lansing or Detroit, as long as the ordinance is in effect here in GR.
There are really not too many options here in Grand Rapids, Michigan. In the Red Barn, there are about 6+ girls at most times. The girls are not too bad looking, I'd say about 6-8 out of a 10. I guess the best thing about this place is that you can get in, hang out with naked girls, maybe get a less than great lap dance or two, and not end up spending too much $$$.
I was here last Wednesday night. Things have changed since Grand Rapids passed its ordinance against nudity in the strip clubs, the girls dancing at the stage in the Red Barn have to wear bikinis now, maybe for that reason the place was not crowded at all: less than 10 customers at 10:00PM. They tell me they have more customers on Saturdays, that sounds very possible. Maybe 5 or 6 girls at the club this night, all of them very pretty, Ariel, Madison and Hailey are very sexy dancers, sorry I don't remember other names.
Yes, you can have private dances but the girls will be wearing their bikinis, in spite of this you can still have a good time. It seems this situation will continue for the time being, at least til the Appeals Court see the case, bad luck.
I give the club an 8 for the beautiful girls and for keeping the fight in this "conservative" city.
Long distance viewing is the name of the name after a new city ordinance here. While the club still advertises laps, you should know that your mileage won't vary--it will be zero. If you want mileage you had better hit the road to the east side of the state.
It's hard to imagine how the dancers will find it profitable to keep going under this new law. I saw one guy head to the VIP room over the course of about an hour and he wasn't smiling when he came out.
Otherwise it's the same smokey scene, watch a bored dancer off in the distance.
This is not a nice club. The new laws in Grand Rapids allow no nudity at all. I got a private dance from Ginger who was very plesent and nice looking. She grinded a little on me but abolutely no touching her at all! Old dingy facility and not worth the $10 weekday cover. Save your money.
I was at the Red Barn on the Sunday of the Labor Day weekend, less than five costumers in a couple of hours, and no more the three dancers on the stage. Good music and good service, it really seems that they are trying to do their best in a bad situation but since Grand Rapids passed its ordinance against nudity things seem to be going down the hill. I spent most of my time with just one gorgeous dancer but she will be retiring in a couple of weeks so, for me at least, just another reason to say good bye to this club.
I visited the Red Barn last Friday night, didn't have too much expectations since the infamous Grand Rapids ordinance is still on the books, but... I was greatly surprised, many girls, perhaps ten, and some very sexy ones, Victoria, Natasha, Porshia, Hollywood, etc. True, the girls still can not be naked but they try to make the best of a bad situation: skimpy bikinis, sexy lingerie and even pasties. A lot of customers, hard to find an empty space in the parking lot. Took a private dance from Victoria, beautiful girl, sexy body, nice dance but a little mechanical. Anyway, I intend to be back in a couple of weeks. The negative side: cover is expensive for a bikini club: $10.00, and worst: the restroom should be cleaned daily!!!
Oh how the mighty has fallen! This used to be my favorite place to go but the new no nudity law has made it boring-I guess i am going to have to find a new hangout. The place is clean, but there is just not any excitement here since the ordinance change. The girls were very friendly, as wqas the rest of the staff, but I just could not get into the groove of watching girls dance in thier bikini's, I can go to the beach in Muskegon for that. Overall, I gave the place a five for effort, but I will prolly spend my money elswhere from now on.
I visited this club last Sunday, I had not been there for several months. Because of the Grand Rapids ordinance against nudity every club in the city has become a bikini club, this has affected business badly: fewer customers, around ten when I was there, and fewer dancers, I saw just four. Granted, it was a Sunday, they tell me that Tuesdays and Saturdays are their best days. There was an annoying problem with the music, the computer was malfunctioning and stopped playing in the middle of each song and the DJ was unable to fix this situation. Thank God the girls had some CDs.
My rating of 8 is just because I had a great time, in spite of the bikinis and the computer, but I spent most of it with just one girl (Hailey), sorry I can not vouch for the other girls' private dances, even though on the stage they were pretty decent. And for some nudity you'll have to go to Lansing or Detroit, as long as the ordinance is in effect here in GR.
There are really not too many options here in Grand Rapids, Michigan. In the Red Barn, there are about 6+ girls at most times. The girls are not too bad looking, I'd say about 6-8 out of a 10. I guess the best thing about this place is that you can get in, hang out with naked girls, maybe get a less than great lap dance or two, and not end up spending too much $$$.
I was here last Wednesday night. Things have changed since Grand Rapids passed its ordinance against nudity in the strip clubs, the girls dancing at the stage in the Red Barn have to wear bikinis now, maybe for that reason the place was not crowded at all: less than 10 customers at 10:00PM. They tell me they have more customers on Saturdays, that sounds very possible. Maybe 5 or 6 girls at the club this night, all of them very pretty, Ariel, Madison and Hailey are very sexy dancers, sorry I don't remember other names.
Yes, you can have private dances but the girls will be wearing their bikinis, in spite of this you can still have a good time. It seems this situation will continue for the time being, at least til the Appeals Court see the case, bad luck.
I give the club an 8 for the beautiful girls and for keeping the fight in this "conservative" city.
Long distance viewing is the name of the name after a new city ordinance here. While the club still advertises laps, you should know that your mileage won't vary--it will be zero. If you want mileage you had better hit the road to the east side of the state.
It's hard to imagine how the dancers will find it profitable to keep going under this new law. I saw one guy head to the VIP room over the course of about an hour and he wasn't smiling when he came out.
Otherwise it's the same smokey scene, watch a bored dancer off in the distance.
This is not a nice club. The new laws in Grand Rapids allow no nudity at all. I got a private dance from Ginger who was very plesent and nice looking. She grinded a little on me but abolutely no touching her at all! Old dingy facility and not worth the $10 weekday cover. Save your money.