the ultimate strip club list

October 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 281

I think this place gets an undeserved bad rap. Yes, it is a dive. Don't believe the previous poster about "nice couches and atmosphere." This place is a pit. BUT, there is incredible mileage to be had from just about all of the girls. Stopped first this afternoon to check it out by light of day. Looks pretty rough and not much was happening on stage. A 40ish dancer (4, maybe 5) came over and introduced me to L-L-T. I had heard of $10 laps but the reality is that there are actually $5 laps in the main room and $10 is for VIP treatment in the smaller room. There is a $10 charge to the house each time you enter the VIP which consists of a couch, a love seat and a chair. There may be company there (one was a napping dancer who soon vacated.)
Now the good stuff. The afternoon girl kept saying she could not do FS but came pretty close, then invited me over to her house to complete the ensemble. I declined. Three songs ($30) and I was convinced that I would return.
Five hours later I was back. Cover was still only $3. Never even got a beer before a younger dancer somewhat unimaginatively named "Hot Stuff" recognized me from that afternoon and nearly sprinted over to me and jumped in my lap. Within minutes we were in the VIP and Mr. Willie Johnson got a workout. BBBJ and plenty of access to the kitty which was, unlike her afternoon colleague, unpierced and unobstructed.
I has no sooner wished her good night when a tall African American girl inquired if I wanted a dance or two. Why not. Pretty good mileage and she was better looking but nothing like the "Hot Stuff."
If you can stand the generally tacky setting the value is great here. We will explore this more later.


They have redone the place, nice couches and atsomphere. Beers still $3.50 for 32oz which is good deal. The entertainment is not as good. 3 dancers the other night a 3,5,7 nothing to right home about. Floor dances $5, $10 to get in back and 10 a song for the back room couch dance. These are high miledge, so if you drink enough the 3 looks like a 10 and then you can go in back to have some fun. The place is not pushy so it is a good place to drink and listen to some music, and maby have some fun later.

There seems to be more strict enforcement of the typical "rules," both on the floor and in VIP. You can still get a good dance, but if you were accustomed to a little extra TLC, it's probably been cut back. Seems to be a pretty common circumstance in Flint these days.

I was at LLT show bar in flint on a cold monday night . Having been there 9 years ago. I wanted to see if the place has changed at all. Back then it was not th emost eye appealing place to go, but the dancers were very friendly and not stuck up .. Not raving beaties but they were very friendly and treated you well.

So after 9 years I entered and to my surprise they cleaned the club and it was very presentable.. the cover reasonable and the drinks reasonable as well. we were immediately greeted with very friendly ladies and the rest of the night proceded well. dances were very reasonable and the girls were in to it. I gave it a 8 because i had a great time.

When I went to this place, I was a little afraid at the industrial surroundings. Buyt then I had a few pops, met some of the girls and all was good. One dancer even put my hands on her breasts. Not too shabby! I definitely will check this place out again.

There seems to be more strict enforcement of the typical "rules," both on the floor and in VIP. You can still get a good dance, but if you were accustomed to a little extra TLC, it's probably been cut back. Seems to be a pretty common circumstance in Flint these days.

If I was to review the girls I would rate this club 3-4 but for the overall value I rate it a 7 because you can get a 32 ounce beer for only $3 and after a couple of these... well the girls look a lot better. But the other reason I rate it a 7 is dance costs are only $5 and they are Lap with good grindage. Now they also have a VIP area where all goes and it is $10 a dance there with a $10 admit fee. I would go here again for a beer an what the heck might as well get a few $5 dances while I am there.

Went here midweek, and it was not a bad place to be. Cover was $3, beer was $2. For me, this was a very good thing. Not a fancy place by any stretch of the imagination, kind of like a locals place. About a half dozen dancers the night I was here. None overly attractive, but all seemd friendly. One stage for dollar tips, then girls would sometines wonder the floor and do $5 dance at your table. Some contact by girls, but everyone was a little different. Did I mention that these dances were for a whole song, and only cost $5. Again, these are things I like, more so than the cover girl dancers you may find elsewhere. (Don't really know about Flint). The girls were not real pushy, at leaset not the night I was here. I actually would have liked a couple more dances, but was not approached.

There was a VIP room in back. I did not see it or visit it. One girl said it was $10 for dances back there, and I did not ask about an admission fee. All in all, this was a small, casual, blue collar strip bar with cheap beer and friendly women. It worked for me, so I will be back. Will find out if my mid-week visit during the cold streek was just a fluke.

The rating, like the review, is based on my opinions. The low cost beer and $5 table dances, combined with a comfortable atmosphere, are what I rank higher for.

Returned to Teasers 7/15 and found it much the same. More dancers than before but the quality was about the same. Pretty young crowd and dancers. Only one girl approached me and that after much tipping at stage. WTF? Nevertheless, I was in a mood to go to the VIP. Still a $15 toll to get back there. Young blond I was with suggested more than delivered. Little enthusiasm, moderate mileage. Stopped after 2 dances and went home. Other dancer in VIP constantly interupted, insisted she had dropped her cigarettes into our booth.

Have wanted to check out Teasers for a while now and finally got the chance 6/16/08. Outside looks industrial and is surrounded by heavy duty fencing so it is a bit intimidating. Inside the renovations have been completed and the look is fine. Two stages with dancers working non-stop. Drink prices are cheap ($3.50 beer, $3.00 dancer shots.) There is a $15 fee to enter the VIP and dances there are $20 each. "Star" was a young-looking 32 yr. old and very friendly. Did not hustle me, took time to get acquainted. When we went to the VIP her dances were full-contact and relatively "high mileage" for Flint. All in all, club is a good value. I'll be back.

This place is almost impossible to find, and looks like the sort of place you'd get knifed. I'd avoid it if possible.

Nathan J's is locatd on Dort Highway, a tough area of Flint, but the parking lot is well lit and seems very secure. The club was large, two storys, cavernous and only about 25% occupied when I visited. The club and the dancers are not what you'll see in places like Tampa, LA or even Detroit. Much more blue collar, dancers were average, 5-7 in my book.

The cover is reasonable, $5, drinks are reasonable $4-7 dolars. You can get dances right at your table or booth for $10, with some contact, depends on the dancer. Dances in the private room upstairs are $15 with a $10 fee paid to the house for the visit. these dances are very private, very dark, and although not as strong as what you get in Detroit, they are still pleasing.

Overall its a decent place, with middle to average dancers, reasonable drinks, with a blue collar clientale. Not bad.

I just got back from here. Cover was $6 for after 10:00pm on Friday (plus a $1 tip for the door girl). This club is very large for Flint. So much so that you can have 100 people in there and it will still look empty. That being said, there were about 35 girls on tonight and most were 7-10. They had a really good mix of size from super slim and petite to comfortable, breasts ranged from nearly none (A-) to DDD! Drinks weren't too pricey. Mixed was $8.50 for a good pour, and beer was $4.00/bottle for domestics or $10/pitcher. Table dances on the floor are $10. A very reasonable price for the treatment I received. The rule is the girls have to keep both feet on the floor at all times. The VIP room is upstairs and a $15 charge to the club and dances are negotiable, but $15/song seems to be the norm. Some girls will tell you it's $20 and $20/song so watch your wallet.

The rules in the VIP are a little different, allowing for some excellent entertainment. The rule here is that the girl must keep ONE foot on the floor at all times. I took Raven, a tall, slender girl with small but perky breasts. She performed wonderfully. This was one of the best dances I have ever had. The VIP is monitored by infrared cameras, so you have to mind your P's and Q's, but it didn't really put a damper on my fun.

The crowd wasn't as big as usual according to the girls, but most of the girls were working it well. Besides Raven there is a very hot latina named Adriana who will work to set your world on fire and a tall comfortable girl with ample breasts named Savannah. Savannah will work to please and deserves some attention. There were a good many more girls I would have love to test-drive but alas my pockets are not bottomless and time also ran out.

It goes without saying I will be back here on my next visit to Flint.

Visited late Sunday May 13 Mothers Day and was very pleasantly surprised. This is a huge club. There were few customers but 8 dancers ranging from 7 to 9 in attractiveness. Table dances for $10 were very nice with some contact. VIP for $20 (depending on the dancer) allowed selective contact. The staff was friendly and the waitresses attentive. Very nice layout. Apparently under new management and trying hard. One of the dancers mentioned the previously cited shooting and noted the no jacket rule in force. Both dancers I had were very pretty and good talkers, going to school locally, bouncing between this club and special events in Detroit. I recommend. Go.

Wasn't impressed with this club at all. Came here last weekend with a few friends. The club seems to try really hard to be upscale, however being located in Flint doesn't help. There were a few 6's, but other than that, nothing really worth watching. The dancers dance to booty music mostly, and when we talked to one of the girls, she said the place had a shooting a while ago. Not something that you should point out to guys who could have been potential customers.

Wish the club had a kitchen, would have stayed longer. Popcorn and cheese sticks are not enough. The dances are either tableside, or up in the VIP. If you do VIP, be sure to count your songs. They will try and cheat you out of a song, or more money, and for an airdance, it's just not worth it. Stick to tabledances, as they don't get any better upstairs. All in all, I think this club is trying really hard, but not really going anywhere. You get more for your money down in the City. It's nice though if you want a break from Detroit.

This club is all about show! It has a nice building, great stage & bar and some of the girls are decent. Where it falls short is in the substance. If all you want to do is look at a dancer, this is a great place for you. If you can go to the VIP rooms for $15 or $20 per dance, you will be disapointed; remember you are on video surveillance at all times. So if you want some contact or intimacy you won't find it here. Now if you are going out with the guys and want to "look at the titties from a far" this place is OK.

Went here about a week ago, wasn't impressed at all. Made me miss the Flight Club. It seems like the owners are trying to have an upscale club but it's in a horrible location. You can't be high class and be on Dort Hwy. Not alot of girls in there, and there was only one good looking one. I rated her about a 7. There was a girl that went absolutely crazy on stage. When i saw her on stage, I realized this club wasn't for me. The dances are out in the open, or you can go into the back for a "private" dance, but it's just a waste of money since it's the same dance in both places. The bar is the best thing going for this club. Nice bartenders and for being in Flint it's an alright array of liquor. No food though, so if you are looking for lunch...you want to stop somewhere first. They do have popcorn though!

This is a nice looking club but not very big. It has two stages. The dancer does two songs on one stage and then moves over to the other stage to do two more songs. Drink prices were reasonable and ther wasn't a lot of high pressure from the dancers.

It’s a wannabee gentlemen’s club, but without the obnoxious men’s-room troll. Entry into any of the VIP areas is $15. Downstairs laps are $20, full-contact, and just what the doctor ordered. The range of talent available to administer those laps runs from “How did you get hired?” to “I don’t care how much the bank charges me for a cash advance, I’ve got to hook up with this one!” All the ladies I’ve been with are enthusiastic with their contact – unlike some spots where the hot babes are “too good” to get a little nasty. Touching encouraged, but the range of spots you can touch is definitely YMMV. Upstairs laps also cost $15 extra VIP cover and then $10 each, but at half the price you only get ¾ of the enthusiasm, so you won’t catch me upstairs again. Until they know you, they will want another VIP cover every four dance, but semi-regulars who are known to be decent dippers usually get cut a little slack on the four dance per VIP cover rule.

Topless dances on the main floor are $5 and can get you a close look at a dancer while your deciding whether or not a particular honey is downstairs material – and at least once saved me from wasting my time on a hot looking but less than conscientiously hygienic dancer.

If you have been to more than 3 strip clubs in your life you will feel like you’ve been to this one. One big room with an elevated runway coming from the back, with a crossing runway closest to the audience. I like the two-song sets because I want to see all of the talent working that particular shift before I pick my girlfriend for the evening – sure as I settle on an 8.5 I come out of the lap dance room and find out a real 10 was working!
You can get off US Route 69 (memorable route number, but I wouldn’t lie to you) at exit 138, which is local route 54 or South Dort Highway and go about 6 blocks south to 2341 South Dort Highway. Open from 11 a.m except Sundays, which is noon. Closes 2 a.m. 7 days a week. Cover is $5 – leave your coat in the car if you don’t want to check it. Full bar. Self-parking.



This club is in Flint so you can't really expect it to have a hundred hot chicks, but there is always 2-3 really good looking ladies, a handful of decent chicks, and a couple hogs. The dancers are about 80% white 20% black and very few foreigners. Most of them grew up trailer trash in the surrounding area so you hear many interesting stories about ex husbands in jail, and friends strung out on on horse. It is probably 50-50 between party girls that will drink and get wild, and sober chicks that are just there doing a job. The main room is fairly large with a very high ceiling. You never feel cramped or jammed in even if there are a lot of people there. There is a stairway that leads to a separate bar upstairs that sometimes is a sports bar and sometimes is just plain closed. That room looks down on the stage and gives a good view of the dancers, but is generally used for a place to sit down and relax. Drink prices are slightly higher than in a normal bar, but are not outrageously expensive. There isn't really a club rule for table dance prices, but most dancers ask for $10. If you start throwing out $20 a dance you will definitely get more attention. Like most places the quality of the dance really depends on the girl. The dancers will come to your table, sit down, and talk for a couple minutes or ask you to buy her a drink. Use this time to get a feel for what kind of lap dance she gives. The good ones will come out and tell you that they will give you your moneys worth which consists of boobs in your face while sitting on your lap and a couple crotch rubs where she faces away from you bends over and rubs her ass against your boner. There are dancers that will just dance in front of you and strip without giving any contact so beware and make sure you scout out the talent before you sign her to a 3 minute contract. As always, never tip the dancer on stage until she takes her top off at the beginning of the second song.

Nice club, friendly girls, reasonable prices, and good times. The place is big with high ceilings, lots of seating, and two big screen TVs. Stage is prominent but poorly lit, when girls are at back of stage it's hard to get a good look; fortunately most dances occur out on the runway.

Dancers are fun and friendly and mostly attractive: only a few real knockouts and only a few plain janes. Dances range from some sexy slow grinds to energetic hard rock workouts. Girls are friendly, and do not harass you for dances or VIP trips -- many hang out at tables with patrons for a while.

Main action is "please and tease" which occurs after every second set -- girls circulate for tableside lapdances at $5-10 each (at your discretion). Their are two VIPS, up and down, no difference in quality of dances, so go up: $5 fee, $15 a dance. Chloe and Brandy are both great.

All girls are engaging, no one has been rude, and no one has ever crossed the line (with me) on contact or come-ons.




Went into this place to check it out on a break from DejaVu across the street. DejaVu is better.

The club is well laid out in abig semicirlce around the stage with private booths in the back. It's clean, large, but on the MOnday night late that was all the time I had, it was empty. A few girls, most of whom were 'wannadance' freindly, but Dejavu was better. YMMV. It may well be better later in the week and earlier in the evening.

Nathan's can be an ok place on certain nights, but is often annoying, what with the bright stage lights and smoke effects. They have some nice looking ladies, but the lap dances (which were sometimes upstairs, sometimes in a very small room downstairs and are $20 per short song) are very inconsistent, and you usually do not get as good of a dance as you do for the same price in Detroit and for less in Indianapolis or Windsor.

Rob,
Michigan

What you really want to know: Minimal contact on the floor, but great (YMMV) contact in the VIP room that justifies the $20/dance VIP price. (I’m assuming by the time you read this new $20/dance price will be enforced, it’s been $15 to get in plus $10/dance – you may get the old price if you visit soon after this review was posted.) Two VIP rooms, the 2nd one is pricier and can be more mileage but I have heard conflicting reports about updated pricing in this room. It’s definitely more privacy – ask your dancer for prices in the 2nd VIP and make a choice.

Nurse your drinks because they tend to be pricey, but at least after a few beers you can hit the men’s room without having to tip a bathroom attendant because there isn’t any. Reasonable $5 to get in, but why do strip clubs make us check our coats? Very couples friendly, I’ve seen at least one or two couples every time I’ve visited (usually Friday/Saturday nights). Sometimes couples get dances on the floor, but the dancers don't approach them, so if you want a floor dance for your honey you are going to have to ask for it. There are definitely some 8-10’s sprinkled in there, but you may have to wait a while as they go through the rotation to find your perfect pick.

Other less important details: One BIG room with the standard strip-club stage/runway that comes straight out from the back wall, branching to a perpendicular stage/runway. I never understood why strip clubs waste money on big screen TV’s (we can watch sports, porno etc. at home for FREE) but they have three. Sit right at the stage, or at nearby tables, or in the balcony. Exit 138 from US 69 (cool name for a highway!!) about ¾ mile.