the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

I think this place gets an undeserved bad rap. Yes, it is a dive. Don't believe the previous poster about "nice couches and atmosphere." This place is a pit. BUT, there is incredible mileage to be had from just about all of the girls. Stopped first this afternoon to check it out by light of day. Looks pretty rough and not much was happening on stage. A 40ish dancer (4, maybe 5) came over and introduced me to L-L-T. I had heard of $10 laps but the reality is that there are actually $5 laps in the main room and $10 is for VIP treatment in the smaller room. There is a $10 charge to the house each time you enter the VIP which consists of a couch, a love seat and a chair. There may be company there (one was a napping dancer who soon vacated.)
Now the good stuff. The afternoon girl kept saying she could not do FS but came pretty close, then invited me over to her house to complete the ensemble. I declined. Three songs ($30) and I was convinced that I would return.
Five hours later I was back. Cover was still only $3. Never even got a beer before a younger dancer somewhat unimaginatively named "Hot Stuff" recognized me from that afternoon and nearly sprinted over to me and jumped in my lap. Within minutes we were in the VIP and Mr. Willie Johnson got a workout. BBBJ and plenty of access to the kitty which was, unlike her afternoon colleague, unpierced and unobstructed.
I has no sooner wished her good night when a tall African American girl inquired if I wanted a dance or two. Why not. Pretty good mileage and she was better looking but nothing like the "Hot Stuff."
If you can stand the generally tacky setting the value is great here. We will explore this more later.


They have redone the place, nice couches and atsomphere. Beers still $3.50 for 32oz which is good deal. The entertainment is not as good. 3 dancers the other night a 3,5,7 nothing to right home about. Floor dances $5, $10 to get in back and 10 a song for the back room couch dance. These are high miledge, so if you drink enough the 3 looks like a 10 and then you can go in back to have some fun. The place is not pushy so it is a good place to drink and listen to some music, and maby have some fun later.

Returned to Teasers 7/15 and found it much the same. More dancers than before but the quality was about the same. Pretty young crowd and dancers. Only one girl approached me and that after much tipping at stage. WTF? Nevertheless, I was in a mood to go to the VIP. Still a $15 toll to get back there. Young blond I was with suggested more than delivered. Little enthusiasm, moderate mileage. Stopped after 2 dances and went home. Other dancer in VIP constantly interupted, insisted she had dropped her cigarettes into our booth.

Have wanted to check out Teasers for a while now and finally got the chance 6/16/08. Outside looks industrial and is surrounded by heavy duty fencing so it is a bit intimidating. Inside the renovations have been completed and the look is fine. Two stages with dancers working non-stop. Drink prices are cheap ($3.50 beer, $3.00 dancer shots.) There is a $15 fee to enter the VIP and dances there are $20 each. "Star" was a young-looking 32 yr. old and very friendly. Did not hustle me, took time to get acquainted. When we went to the VIP her dances were full-contact and relatively "high mileage" for Flint. All in all, club is a good value. I'll be back.

This place is almost impossible to find, and looks like the sort of place you'd get knifed. I'd avoid it if possible.

Nathan J's is locatd on Dort Highway, a tough area of Flint, but the parking lot is well lit and seems very secure. The club was large, two storys, cavernous and only about 25% occupied when I visited. The club and the dancers are not what you'll see in places like Tampa, LA or even Detroit. Much more blue collar, dancers were average, 5-7 in my book.

The cover is reasonable, $5, drinks are reasonable $4-7 dolars. You can get dances right at your table or booth for $10, with some contact, depends on the dancer. Dances in the private room upstairs are $15 with a $10 fee paid to the house for the visit. these dances are very private, very dark, and although not as strong as what you get in Detroit, they are still pleasing.

Overall its a decent place, with middle to average dancers, reasonable drinks, with a blue collar clientale. Not bad.

I just got back from here. Cover was $6 for after 10:00pm on Friday (plus a $1 tip for the door girl). This club is very large for Flint. So much so that you can have 100 people in there and it will still look empty. That being said, there were about 35 girls on tonight and most were 7-10. They had a really good mix of size from super slim and petite to comfortable, breasts ranged from nearly none (A-) to DDD! Drinks weren't too pricey. Mixed was $8.50 for a good pour, and beer was $4.00/bottle for domestics or $10/pitcher. Table dances on the floor are $10. A very reasonable price for the treatment I received. The rule is the girls have to keep both feet on the floor at all times. The VIP room is upstairs and a $15 charge to the club and dances are negotiable, but $15/song seems to be the norm. Some girls will tell you it's $20 and $20/song so watch your wallet.

The rules in the VIP are a little different, allowing for some excellent entertainment. The rule here is that the girl must keep ONE foot on the floor at all times. I took Raven, a tall, slender girl with small but perky breasts. She performed wonderfully. This was one of the best dances I have ever had. The VIP is monitored by infrared cameras, so you have to mind your P's and Q's, but it didn't really put a damper on my fun.

The crowd wasn't as big as usual according to the girls, but most of the girls were working it well. Besides Raven there is a very hot latina named Adriana who will work to set your world on fire and a tall comfortable girl with ample breasts named Savannah. Savannah will work to please and deserves some attention. There were a good many more girls I would have love to test-drive but alas my pockets are not bottomless and time also ran out.

It goes without saying I will be back here on my next visit to Flint.

Visited late Sunday May 13 Mothers Day and was very pleasantly surprised. This is a huge club. There were few customers but 8 dancers ranging from 7 to 9 in attractiveness. Table dances for $10 were very nice with some contact. VIP for $20 (depending on the dancer) allowed selective contact. The staff was friendly and the waitresses attentive. Very nice layout. Apparently under new management and trying hard. One of the dancers mentioned the previously cited shooting and noted the no jacket rule in force. Both dancers I had were very pretty and good talkers, going to school locally, bouncing between this club and special events in Detroit. I recommend. Go.

Wasn't impressed with this club at all. Came here last weekend with a few friends. The club seems to try really hard to be upscale, however being located in Flint doesn't help. There were a few 6's, but other than that, nothing really worth watching. The dancers dance to booty music mostly, and when we talked to one of the girls, she said the place had a shooting a while ago. Not something that you should point out to guys who could have been potential customers.

Wish the club had a kitchen, would have stayed longer. Popcorn and cheese sticks are not enough. The dances are either tableside, or up in the VIP. If you do VIP, be sure to count your songs. They will try and cheat you out of a song, or more money, and for an airdance, it's just not worth it. Stick to tabledances, as they don't get any better upstairs. All in all, I think this club is trying really hard, but not really going anywhere. You get more for your money down in the City. It's nice though if you want a break from Detroit.

The quality of girls has gone up over the years, however compared to most places, you won't find many 8's or 9's. Dances are $20 for 1 song, and sometimes they throw in a 2 for 1 special.

Mileage will vary from girl to girl. Some will let you touch while others will not. I've heard of people getting some very high mileage, but it comes with a price and varies with the girl.

Girls to keep an eye out for: Scorpio, Nikki, Jordan, Delicious

Stay away from Ebony.

At times they girls will be pushy about dances, and only a select few will actually mingle with the crowd. The wait staff is also very pushy about buying the girls a drink, especially considering they don't serve alcohol.

My Girlfriend worked here for about 5-6 months and it has improved a lot since she started. This club has the most hot girs i have seen in a club. Also there are 30 to 40 dancers every night so u can always find someone to get a dance from. The staff is all very nice and helpful. The djs are all pretty good but shawn is definitly the best. the club doesnt play ne rap. it mostly plays techno and rock.

I went to the club at 8:30pm on a Sunday 1/13/08 and was rather unimpressed. It is noteworthy that while this nude club does not serve alcohol, you are also NOT allowed to BYOB. It is strictly CocaCola products on the drink menu (or O'Douls non-alcoholic beer) On sunday the door was $9 which also gets you your bottomless soda cup. The waitress (Who could make infinitely more money dancing as she was hotter than any of the dancers in there) was continualy asking if I would buy the ladies a drink. Soda for the girl costs $6, of which $2 goes to the waitress. There were 9 girls there, all but one were white, petite, and extremely thin. Most didn't look to be 21. One girl, Lilly, apparently hadn't seen the dentist for the past 20 of her 21 years of life; her teeth were rotting in her head, hardly erotic. There was one young black girl in the bunch. She was the only one not smooth shaven, and appeared so thin as to be malnourished. I appreciate a nice "ghetto booty" but this girl had no junk in her trunk. I'm not looking for 250# women, but these girls couldn't be 90#s wet. Maybe someone else's type, but certainly not mine. As this was my first time in this particular establishment, I asked about the VIP room and was discouraged from going there. It's #175 for 30 minutes. Probably not a bad deal if you were going to by 30 mins of continuous dancing or about 9-10 songs. In the other areas it's $20/song, unless the DJ announces some special. I don't remember the name of the girl I got my dance from, but contact was fair, the view was poor as it is incredibly dark. This is probably good for contact and security, but bad if they are stepping away and trying to show you what they have to offer. All in all, not a bad visit, but not nearly as much fun as I have had at Nathan J's or Mens Club.

This place is my first choice in Michigan assuming I'm not too lazy to drive to Flint. No valet, free parking, cheap entrance, free refills (pop though, too bad they don't let you have a bar). I'll say this if you act NICE and RESPECTFUL to you then you get that in return 10 fold in the VIP room. Girls are generally friendly and I've seen the entire staff and there's not even 3 ugly ones as the saying goes in their chain, there's one that I saw that was out of at least 25 that I've seen. Recommendations are as follows, Anonda, Phoenix, Bailey, Scorpio, Naudia, not in any particular order. I have heard there has been staff turnover so I'm not sure how many are still there. Also the VIP room is kind've a waste, they have the best (dance) area and they pretty much let you do the same thing in the dance booth as the timed areas that run into the 100's. They are very friendly, very nice and enjoy spending time there!

I went back to this club on August 15th. I won't go over the basic details, as has been done in the past. In the past I've been disappointed, but this visit was great. The girls were fun and talkative. They weren't occupied with their "low-end" buddies like they sometimes are, they were actually working the crowd. I had a dance with Samantha, it was the best! I actually had 2 dances and then the 3 for 3 came up, so I just had to have a few more. She was incredible with a lot of what we like. I'm looking forward to going back to see if she's available. She was a good looking, although a little thin for my taste, natural beauty. Their private dances leave a little to be desired and they don't offer a 15 min VIP, so I'm not sure what I'll do when next I return. But rest assured that I will return.

Rating is very subjective. I took a quick look around, it didn't look busy nor did the girls look great, so I chose not to spend the $15 (not $5) door (it was 10:00pm on Friday) for a club where I couldn't dring and most of the girls I saw, I wouldn't want to see naked. I hope I have better luck next time.

I've been here a few times and everytime it seems there's at least 2 different ladies there. the VIP is a bit expensive for the skill of most of the dancers the couch dances are a bit too short for the money you pay. The ladies are friendly enough to peak an interest but not much more than that. I would say good for an afternoon of Skin but if you're looking for a place to settle in for a few hours I'd look elsewhere 6.5 to a 7 for me

I don't know why I keep going back to DejaVu.....dont take that as a recommendation.

Was stationed here two weeks on biz. Parking lot is well lit and safe. You get a bit of a hustle at the door to get a membership to all the Deja Vu places in the country or such. I was just giving the place an updated test so I didn't go for that.

There is a central stage with chairs that kind of have an industrial feel. It was pretty lonely in there (about 6 on a Weds'day), though I passed by when it was closing and there were Big crowds so I guess I was early.

The stage show was boring, even more than most, and the second stage was dark.....a young college student introduced herself (I forget her name but she wears cowboy boots). I figured why not try a dance because I was getting bored. We went to a back area, not very private at all. The dance was ok, but very tame. It wasn't really thrills......made me feel like I was giving to a good cause....student's need money right?

well.....opinion stays the same.....chain strp clubs are not for me. Every so many years I gotta figure that out again.

I reviewed this club before, it's a standard Deja Vu layout with a main stage and one satelite stage that's usually not used. This time, it was a Thursday night at about 8:30 when I showed up. The place was pretty dead with about 5 guys there, although there were probably 10 girls. No one was extremely memorable, although I did get a dance from a very well built girl. She said that she won amateur night in Saginaw and then went to work at Flint. As I said, well built, but the dance wasn't great. Most of the girls were a 7 in my book. If you're not familiar with Deja Vu, it's an all nude club with some cute girls. Things are pretty much hands off and they don't serve alcohol. The benefit over other clubs is the "all nude" part. Personally, I think that it's overrated sometimes. I think that it's better to have girls that are having fun and want to be dancing with you than to have "all nude" girls that aren't interested. Anyway, my experience was OK, but nothing great. Next time I'll be going to Saginaw. By the way, Saginaw has a 15 minute VIP for $100, Flint starts with a 30 minute VIP for $200 and they don't do the 15 minute.

Stopped in here the other night on my way home from up north. Was tempted to go into Nathan J's but remembered how the previous experience there was. So Deja Vu, it was. The parking lot looked crowded, so i assumed it would be a good time in there. As it was only 9pm, I thought the ladies would be more apt to sit and talk instead of just hustling. I walk in the front door, and as my eyes adjust, the first thing i notice, is a dancer yelling into her phone and swearing at whoever was on the other end. Not a great first impression as it makes this place look bad.

Decided to keep on walking inside, ignoring all warning bells going off in my head that were telling me to turn around and just keep driving to Detroit to go to my local haunts. Pay the doorman, get my plastic cup and settle down on the second tier. There were a handful of girls sitting around a table when i walked in. They looked me up and down, but made no effort to come over. Now, I was dressed nicely as i had just had a business meeting. Nothing too fancy, but definately not in jeans and a t-shirt. I even got up and tipped a few girls that were on stage and told them to come over to see me when they got off stage. That never happened.

I was ignored for about 40 minutes. While other customers that had just walked in, recieved prompt attention. Now I understand that they may have been regulars, but it still annoyed me. Finally the dressing room door opens and out comes this adorable woman. I don't remember her name, but she was definately one of the hotter girls in there. (though that's not saying much as the level of hotness is not that high to begin with. all roughly 5's and 6's, but she was almost a solid 7). She does her stage show, I tip her a $20 and ask her to come see me when she is free. Didn't expect to see her, however she did actually show up. Made the rest of the night enjoyable and my wallet noticeably lighter.

all in all, I don't know if i would recommend coming here, it's dark and gloomy but strangely comfortable at the same time. It would be 100 times better had the girls been friendly and the dj not yelling so loud all the time. The dancers are definately not as refined as the Detroit ladies, but hey, it's Flint. What do you expect?

But if you are sick of the Detroit scene or just passing through, it's a good place to waste some time. It does pick up as the night goes on, so if you want a good seat, get there early. And be prepared to sit by yourself for a while, eat before you get here too as there are no snacks available.

Reason for rating: would have been lower, had that dancer not been so pleasant and sweet. She truly made the night great and she was worth every single dollar.

Stopped in on a Monday night. I've had great dances here before, but it wasn't my night I guess. Not for lack of trying though. The girls were between 6-7s. I got several dances from several girls, but all were relatively low mileage. Not quite air dances, but several of the girls still kept their bottoms on while dancing. Funny how they advertise all-nude lap dances. If you want dances, make sure you sit closer to the door, on the side that the girls exit and enter the stage on, or up top, as they tend to wander through there more often. We'd get an ocassional dancer wander through where we were sitting (in the lower area on the side of the stage away from the entrance), but generally, it was pretty quiet over there. Still had a good time, but I'd come back on a busier night, when the girls are hustling, instead of when most of the girls are content hanging out at a table all night not making a dime.